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The Black Phone edition

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>>726
Fuck you!

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>>726
Exactly. No blacks was so comfy. Its always so gross when they show some ugly disgusting big black negro in the trailers like
>look! we have a negro just for you! we hope you like it!!
Like nah bro, I dont like it. Keep those negros out of our horror kinos.

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Watching the bay, what soyjacking am i in for soyboys?

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>>726
With each installment, the chance of a negro increases. It was hilarious how Scream 1 had 0 nigs and Scream 2 immediately started off with 2 nigs.

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>>777
I never saw scream 1, but scary movie 1 had a black guy in it. was that woke too?

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>>776
The Bay was good. I saw it when it came out and again last year, amazing. Check out Assimilate if you want another small town horror

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>>779
Anything with a black can be labelled woke or dei. Didnt earn it. Because they are good for nothing.

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My favorite found footage/documentary style movie is Savageland from 2015. Any of you soylents seen it?

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>>838
I have not, but liked As Above, So Below (2014) as far as found footage kinos go.

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>>780
Thanks for the recommendation, Ill check it out

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>>777
It is always so annoying when they make the nig play the cook sensitive athletic character. I think Scream 6 had that. But irl, black athletes go around stabbing other people.

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>>842
>cook
*cool
They always have the nig play this sensitive cool laid black intelligent character especially in situations where everyone else is acting irate or whatever. It is hilarious.
I think Night of the Living Dead was the first movie to do this. All the people were arguing and yelling in this scene and the black guy was the almighty voice of reason. like lol.

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>>847
The Thing (1982) is better because it has the black guys being weed smoking paranoid aggressives.

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>>847
Are there any all black horror films?

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>>850
Idk maybe. A black guy in the arctic on a research base was a major suspension of belief. It is 2025 and the true nature of blacks can be seen daily now. I think some black guy hacked some guy and his daughter at a bus stop yesterday.

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>>855
It is better to just see them as what they are. Low iq sub humans.

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>>855
>Idk maybe.
What do you mean maybe? It was made in the late '70s/early '80s, it's going to have black characters, but at least they are portrayed accurately. One of them is a janitor, and it's not a hard leap to think the other main one didn't do actual work, either.

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The Monkey was a fun horror comedy. I thought it was a pretty cool drummer monkey toy too

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>>861
A janitor, sure, but not on an Antarctic base in the middle of nowhere.
>>863
It was mediocre at best.

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>>865
You'd be surprised that there are black families in Alaska and such. Not so much to be represented in a mainstream film, but it hardly affects suspension of disbelief.

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>>866
Was the Monkey 2025 based on this?
George A Romero is very over-rated. All his zombie films are popular because some how he got the budget for it.
It is pathetic how he casted a nig in this Night of The Living Dead even during times when it was needed to cast blacks. The guy is the OC. (original cuck.)

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>>868
>You'd be surprised that there are black families in Alaska and such.
I wouldn't be surprised, those nigs are everywhere. Every inch of earth that has been developed by actual humans now has nigs in them. By 2040 or 2050, 50% of the world's population will be African according to projections.

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>>873
Oh my science!

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>>866
Cool, Im always looking for more monkey kinos

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>>874
>>873
This is ignoring the pajeet problem too. If Africans are 50% of the human population, what % will the pajeets be?

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There’s nothing wrong with black people in horror films.

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>>944
>There’s nothing wrong with black people in horror films.

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Is Negro Piss Man here? Does xhe know about the 'sharty?

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>>955
What is the sharty?

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>>955
Jesus what is this.

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>>958
The website you are on right now, nusoicaca

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>>962
It is people who enjoy blacked horror

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>Jesus what is this.

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whats next for Damien Leone after the Terrifier films end?

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>>968
Based on the trajectory of T2 and T3, probably sucking off blacks and cucking.

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>>968
Getting BLACKED

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>>971
Terrifier 2 was pretty cringe and reddit and what the fuck was up with the wonder woman storyline. lmfao
And Terrifier 3? Holy raisin. Woke.

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>>968
getting sacrificed for the next morbid fuck. him and eggy.

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>>986
> what the fuck was up with the wonder woman storyline.
Seriously, that raisin was so woke and feminist. Like I dont get how heterosexual men just watch that raisin and go like
>yup I enjoyed Terrifier 2
Like the whole movie was based around the wonder woman/strong female theme. Fucking pathetic. And some guy gets his dick stabbed just like in the 3rd movie. More man hate.

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>>992
And both movies went out their way to avoid showing the female's tits. Fucking those films and the directors. Cucked out hard to try and go mainstream.

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General is too slow

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>>1023
Locked

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>>1057
What?

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What is everyone watching tonight?

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>>84
gonna watch alien vs predator now

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>>1115
see>>1132

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>>1115
Was thinking about watching picrel.

Anyone seen it?

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>>1133
Interesting, I might put on the George A Romero monkey film later.
>>1167
No, what is it? Doesnt look /hor/

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>>1170
Apparently it's along the lines of 8mm. People go down a rabbit hole after discovering a snuff tape.

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>>1171
Interesting.
8mm definitely isn't horror. Thriller.

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>>1174
It's more of a thriller, sure.

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>>1167
not /hor/

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>>1179
It's whatever the fuck I say it is

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Just put on Woman in the Yard.

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>>1193
I don't wanna be a racist, but black people make it so fucking hard.

Just once, I'd love to watch a 21st century black film and praise it, like "sheeeeit, homeboy knocked it outta the park with this joint frfr."

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>>1199
Turned it off already. Put on antichrist.

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>>1167
Watched it many years ago. Don't remember anything about so must been fucking boring.

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>>1199
Blacks cant make their own movies. They need dei.

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>>1199
Some black stabbled a football player and another axed a guy at a bus stop these past few days

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why catalog images are all really blurry?

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>>1204
'ate nog films
luv me some Von Trier
simple as

>>1206
I wish I could disagree.

Although, in all fairness, white people haven't exactly been knocking it out of the park lately.

>>1207
Yeah, good thing Republicans decided to overturn Roe v. Wade. Xtra stabby stabs and rapey rapes to look forward to.

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>>1211
Yeah I am waiting for the summer of lovr

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watched alien vs predator, the black female lead was attractive. good film, quite dark, lesson learned, do not go digging raisin up in Antartica.

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>>1296
Movie was okay but woke. why a black lead?

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Any good new sci fi horror you could recommend?

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>>1330
Definitely not. It's been a drought for quite some time.

The most recent film that's any good is Crimes of the Future, and it's barely recommendable. One of Cronenberg's weakest imo.

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Any good horror with a lot of sex and erotic scenes? My sister in law likes horror and gets frisky during sex scenes. And no one else likes it, so it makes things a lot easier.

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>>1502
A Serbian Film

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>>1503
>le edgy film
it's meh, but I remember when people were going crazy over it. I mean something like X

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>>1502
the lure

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Anyone ever seen 30 Nights Of Paranormal Activity With The Devil Inside The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?

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>>1315
honestly as long it doesn't really bother me

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movies with this?

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>>1620
> 30 Nights Of Paranormal Activity With The Devil Inside The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
No maybe i will put it on tonight

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Saw Antichrist last night. I enjoyed it and thought it was a well made movie. I liked how it was actually a horror movie and not a psychological thriller or whatever. Ending was cool and wrapped it up.

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>>2252
what did you think of dafoe's cock double?

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>>2279
I didnt think about it much.
But tbh, imaging spending hours and days even with some post-wall female. Would get old(pun intended) real quick.

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>>2290
You don't think much at all do you? lmao

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>>2290
>imaging spending hours and days even with some post-wall female. Would get old(pun intended) real quick.
lmfao

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>>2351
That webm
Grim.

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>>2351
She turned 30 once she hit 20.
lol

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How would you rank the Phantasm series?

For me, its 1 > 3 > 2 = 4 > 5

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>>2386
Only seen the first one. It was alright. Should I bother with the other ones?

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>>2351
>losing your teenage features
it's called collagen stupid bitch, should've eaten less crap and partied less. >>2351

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>>2471
females/actresses lives really are over by 23.
anything after that is like milking a dead camel

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>>2434
They're fun. They don't really capture the feel of the original but if you liked Tall Man and the concept enough, the sequels go in some interesting directions.

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List your top 5 horror movie recommendations

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I finally watched Longlegs earlier and man what a letdown. Really makes you wonder how it got hyped up so much last summer.

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>>2577
Ones you think are actually scary, or just good films in general?

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>>2580
The director and Nic Cage as an antagonist made it cool, and the story/plot also, but the actress was what turned me off from it. I didn't fall for the hype. And after trailer 2 came out with the nig, I wasnt interested. I still watched it on my computer when it released but it was a raisinty film.

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>>2581
Scary.
First, list 5 scary films.
And then 5 good horror films in general. They can overlap.

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>>2577
>>2581
Scary:
>the Conjuring 1
>the Conjuring 2
>Insidious
>Sinister
>Dead Silence

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>>2577
>Lords of Salem
>The Tenant
>the Possession of Michael King
Check out the top giallo fims.

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>Candlewood
>Malicious (2018)
>House Red (2022)

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>>2603
Well, in terms of scary, in this order:
>Smile (2022)
>Hereditary (2018)
>Pulse (2001)
>Jacob's Ladder (1990)
>The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Good horror in general in terms of quality:
>The Thing (1982)
>The Wicker Man (1973)
>Carnival of Souls (1962)
>A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
>The Signalman (1976)



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