Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game......until now!You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<Move with left and right arrows and jump with u

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!!!OMG SOY MARIO!!! soydere dev 11/17/21 (Wed) 23:03:23 №367 [Quote]

Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game...

...until now!

You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!

>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<

Move with left and right arrows and jump with up arrow and start your adventure in this slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted platformerino game.

The fact that it is a platformer game is such a tribute to soyjak and soy boy as an archetype of human who keeps special place in his heart for games like mario.

!!!DISCLAIMER!!!

Game not recommended for kids younger than 16 years due to bad or racist words.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 00:43:55 №15587 [Quote]

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UPDATERINO
let's fricking gooooooo

>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<

Added:
-schizo hospital: you VIL give meds to patients. If you put all of them to sleep you'll get a booster
-you can jump higher or less high depending on how much you press arrow up
-doors and rooms (yet only in schizo hospital)
-as now the game ends when you pass some gate with a text "1 vaccine required"

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 00:45:17 №15588 [Quote]

lel, 2 more weekd became acktually 2 years xd

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:00:32 №15592 [Quote]

>>15588
he was working on the datamining system

Angeleno ## Admin 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:07:54 №15593 [Quote]

>>15587
GEM!
If only soot was here to see this.

This updated version is indeed from OP.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:09:41 №15595 [Quote]

>>15587
I love you, here are some of my suggestions:
-reserve mask at CP (checkpoint) so that if you wore the mask when CPing and you die then you still have the mask (to support black lives matter)
>>15593
stop datamining people, also jarty won

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:10:15 №15596 [Quote]

>>15593
ANGELENOOOO BAN GNUSCHIZO HE IS A PEDOPHILE

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:22:45 №15597 [Quote]

>>15593
forgot to mention i support trans rights btw

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:23:01 №15598 [Quote]

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>>15587
this wasn't here before

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:35:09 №15600 [Quote]

>>15598
this WAS here before doe

>>15595
next update VIL be something between 4 months and 2 years
Idk about masks. I can put them in some obscure places for example that you'll need to jump on fingerboys or thoughers to get it.
And I'll really consider a sugestion to add more patterns on masks such as trans flag or some 'ccine logo. Getting different masks would be like getting pant colors in Fancy Pants 2.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:36:40 №15601 [Quote]

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>>15598
YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:41:24 №15602 [Quote]

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>>15600
>that you'll need to jump on fingerboys or thoughers to get it.
getting shortcuts by jumping on fingerboys is so heckin' fun, it is just like that one easter egg in soymario boos
thank you so much for this game it made my childhood.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:47:08 №15603 [Quote]

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>>15602
Thanks for appreciation.
I feel just like in 2008 when I posted that I'll make some game in Flash on some forum that died in 2013. Even doe I didn't even know how to make loops in ActionScript.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:52:39 №15604 [Quote]

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>>15603
you're welcome
also one more question: what is behind there?

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 01:54:21 №15605 [Quote]

>>15604
Nothing. :/
I must add some schizo opinion

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 02:00:30 №15606 [Quote]

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>>15605
>I must add some schizo opinion
well there is this: https://soyjak.wiki/The_Ultimate_International_Jewpill_(Edition_9)
but I think something that either has a too small font or lots of REDACTED would be good (maybe a patent file?)
anyways your game now seems like a sequel to swedejaks adventures, really cool.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 08:41:31 №15618 [Quote]

>>15606
gemmy idea

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 22:18:10 №15766 [Quote]

>literally cannot get past the first shooter chuds
Am I retarded?

Soyjak 09/02/23 (Sat) 01:16:18 №15774 [Quote]

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>>367
what do i do past this point?

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 17:27:52 №15809 [Quote]

>>15774
This is the end as now.
Idk if I'd make 2 new levels (le non-linear plot) or entering a fight between babbies and colorjaks (tradition vs modernity) where you have to colorify or babbyform enemy characters
My ideas for new levels:
-le evil nazi laboratory (more chuds, but level would be a vertical maze)
-someone said that you'd have to defeat drumpf to beat the whole game
-fauci's laboratory attacked by drumpf sympathizers

Idk. If comparing to mario the game would have these levels (until checkpoints):
-1-1 is start to the end of chud zoo (chino cp)
-1-2 is to the 'somejak with heart, pinkiepie and chika cp
-1-3 is after fingerboys the and 'lita cp
-1-4 is fight with it's da jooooz schizo (mymy 'p)
-2-1 is schizo hospital

I wanted to make levels until 4-4, but idk if it would be doable by me.

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 19:09:59 №15810 [Quote]

>>15809
would you be so nice to maintain the source code in tar archives, and copypaste the funny licenses into them?
i spent half an hour slapping anti-nigger loicenses on top of your code

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 19:36:47 №15813 [Quote]

>>15810
what are these funny loicenses? :/

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 19:38:52 №15814 [Quote]

>>15813
see >>5207

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 20:01:54 №15815 [Quote]

>>15814
fuck off GNUSchizo

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 20:04:53 №15816 [Quote]

>>15815
seethe

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 20:12:54 №15819 [Quote]

>>15810
https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=37vLLFtP
ok, here you have it packed

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 20:16:42 №15820 [Quote]

>>15814
if you are cia.govt.hu chad you can one time make chuddy version of itch.io :0

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 20:52:11 №15822 [Quote]

>>15820
what do you mean?
>>15819
thanks, ill archive it!

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 20:57:19 №15823 [Quote]

>>15819
oh but i actually slapped AGPL headers into all the js files so libreJS lets it through, also consider the Affero Giant Penis License +NIGGER
https://cia.govt.hu/licenses/

Chud 09/22/23 (Fri) 17:36:36 №17799 [Quote]

go tf up

Chud 10/22/23 (Sun) 23:17:03 №19621 [Quote]

negrobump

soydere dev 10/22/23 (Sun) 23:42:51 №19628 [Quote]

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>>19621
oh my sovvlence I just looked upon this þread

soydere dev 11/16/23 (Thu) 03:25:50 №21334 [Quote]

uup but I won't add anything for ~2-6 months

Chud 11/16/23 (Thu) 03:55:54 №21346 [Quote]

>>367
Up

Chud 11/16/23 (Thu) 11:49:25 №21372 [Quote]

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>>21334
Why that long?

Chud 11/16/23 (Thu) 12:14:07 №21374 [Quote]

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>>21372
I do something else. I should end some cheap hoi replacement I've been working on since 2013 and put it somewhere (like itch.io, idk). Also I want to makd some history map of Poland since the ice and ooga booga age.

Chud 11/28/23 (Tue) 01:32:46 №22586 [Quote]

up

Angeleno 11/29/23 (Wed) 07:11:04 №22659 [Quote]

>>15593
oh and im trans btw hehe

Chud 01/11/24 (Thu) 02:17:59 №24432 [Quote]

Bump in case of danger

Chud 03/29/24 (Fri) 11:01:56 №26952 [Quote]

bvmped because I don't know what these 2 arrows mean