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Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game...
...until now!
You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!
>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<Move with left and right arrows and jump with up arrow and start your adventure in this slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted platformerino game.
The fact that it is a platformer game is such a tribute to soyjak and soy boy as an archetype of human who keeps special place in his heart for games like mario.
!!!DISCLAIMER!!!
Game not recommended for kids younger than 16 years due to bad or racist words.
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bumo
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Still idle. ._. I'm upset mostly because war broke nearby and also I make some different thing.
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this game is a gemerald
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bumo
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>>574Now I have no drag to end next 'vels. :/
I was thinking about mental hospital in the form of a maze and dr soyberg giving missions to give meds to other schizos, but dr soystein will be terrorizing the hospital and he'll try to tranquilize the main soytagonist.
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is this a sobot thread
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>>577The guy you mentioned is newfag and underage however, unlike OP
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test
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Game is gemmy af
I am also stuck at the part with the fingerboys and attacks you
Only suggestion I'd make is to speed up the gravity and movement speed so it's more snappy like a platformer. Right now it feels like it's all happening underwater, very slow and floaty. It would also make the hard parts more satisfying and the irritating parts less irritating.
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>>581Idk, I mush improve physics because soyjak is touching ground every 2 frames and he's floating 1 pixel on the other frames.
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>>582blessed gemerald you have made kind stranger
please continue updating it, this game could be enjoyed by the 4chanlets if it is completed
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>>582Is that an issue for some reason I don't understand? I just think it would be nice if you increased the fall rate and movement speed a bit
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neat thanks is there a nwjs version? i want to put this in my VM
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>>583I think that at most 25% of game would be completed (and I'm very lazy since February 2022). This joooooos schizo was just 1-4 boss. I think that I'd have to program this game for ~10 days to fully complete it. Making new mobs and powerups is the hardest.
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>>587you have done great work my friend
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>>367did a speedrun
>>560i didn't see this lol
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it might be possible to get three or four fingerboys near the checkpoint and get into the last room from behind, but it might not save time and i don't know if it would even count as beating the game
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>>589Bruh, I really wanted to make finish in the not-easter-egg ;_;
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>>586its basically a minature stripped down self contained browser used to port html5 games to windows (or linux)
alot of my cracked indies are based of this game engine (it also works seamlessly on vbox)
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>>593There is not yet, but you can download the website (it is 100% static) and try to make browser version. :o It's hosted on some free hosting similar to github pages.
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>>592hey, its been a while since I played your game
and it was not bad... but I recently learned how to work with godot game engine and I will make a game 10 times better
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>>595Is godot good in making platform games? :o Is it easy to animate like flash (I am flash orphan though)?
I made this game in vanilla js because I wanted it to be optimized. :d
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saving, but I'm still lazy
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>>602Yes. I want to make somw other game which I started in 2013. xD
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bump
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I enjoy this game way more than I should
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bumo
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m
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thx for 'mo
I started making schizo ward yesterday, but I have run out of ideas
you can give me some advice what to add
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>>612Idk, I can give a screen today.
Basically there is a hospital of schizos with n floors.
I made doors which make soyak go to different "dimensions". Idk how to describe it, but it was also in fancy pants flash game.
I made some regular schizo mobs and they scream some schizo sentences like "I WILL NOT EAT POISONED SOUP" and they affect your HP. They cannot be neutralized by downvotes, but I plan to add throwing meds, but these meds are hidden somewhere in hospital.
I am also planning to make bosses. I am kinda waiting for ideas because I'm scared that I'll come up with somd coally.
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Gem
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>there was no soyjak game...
there was some however
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soydere dev here
>>615fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I'm lazy again
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i like how it adds thrembo
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>>650if you die you lose your mask which softlocks you fix it you chudcel
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soydere dev here
>>661it's your fault for being such a bad player to die from chuds and schizo monsters like fingerboys
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>>662Thank you for making this gem
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uo
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uo
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>>367awesome game, very nice
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Is this game safe to play or what
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>>3028It's worth the datamining
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Is it still being updated by sodere dev???
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>>3037I'm playing soycraft or ending my free hoi4 replacement I've been doing for 9 years. :c
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>>3037Currently I have very low will and too few ideas how to make this schizo hospital. :0
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>>367https://cia.govt.hu/datamining/soygame.zipfor running it locally, download and unzip this, and run it with
your-web-browser-command index.html, e.g.
firefox index.htmli also mirrored it on my server in case it ever goes down, slows down, etc...
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>>367since you redistribute it with the source code and dont specify a license i'll shamelessly slap AGPL on top of it, thank you goodsir
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>>367>>5199i slapped AGPL on top of it now
https://cia.govt.hu/datamining/soygame.tar.gzfeel free to just copypaste it for yourself, you dont want companies to steal your crappy non-GPL'd JudaScript code and use it to spy on people... right?
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is a gem
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>>5197>>5207gem
t. soydere dev
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bumo
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up
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I recorded my gameplay some time ago
No comentary
https://youtu.be/Tw1-2MvgPj8Comentary
https://youtu.be/vNnTCQwd_BY>>589Can I upload it to youtube?
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>>7292every chud has right to do this doe :0
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Bvmo altohough I am making some different game
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sooty soot thread
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UP
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uprald
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This games so ass the checkpoints do NOTHING you dont spawn with a mask
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Sell it in retail
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>>14023tsmt, how am I supposed to get past the fingerboy forest without the mask?
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m
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go up
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NIGGER ADD MORE MASKS
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>>14770Fuuuuu I must end next stage
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>>14770just do a maskless run