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>>543082
What are you talking about? There's no situation in which IL flags ever outnumbered US flags.

 β„–543101[Quote]

is not being over
over finally?
are we back
to being over?
wen will being over
be over again?
will it ever stop
being over?
or is it over
all the
way
down

 β„–543104[Quote]

>>543101
Being over will never be over, it will be over forever.

 β„–543107[Quote]

as it stands
the bottom is july
~4300
christmas ends at
~4800
christmas 2026
ends at
~6200
christmas 2027
ends at
~6900

uv bn
WARNED
and
INFORMED

 β„–543108[Quote]

are we crabbing downwards?

 β„–543111[Quote]

>>543108
yeah this raisin is worse than regular dumping

 β„–543112[Quote]

>>543104
INFINITE
OVERS

 β„–543113[Quote]

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heads up jpow will speak at 2:30pm
is orange man scheduled to speak today too?

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Wtf is this shΔ±t?

>>543083
Gaps aren't real, they get filled just as much as non-gaps.

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>>543114
yeah this site sucks, have the same sometimes

 β„–543116[Quote]

>>543113
uh the time is wrong that's 2:30am japan time so that's in 3 and a half hours

 β„–543126[Quote]

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Give it to me straight - What am I in for?

 β„–543127[Quote]

>>543126
>buying calls
>during passover

 β„–543131[Quote]

>What am I in for?
losing money

 β„–543137[Quote]

>>543126
You want SOXL to go up +900% in 9 months?

 β„–543139[Quote]

A
RARE
EARTH
METALS

JUST FLEW
OVER MY
HOUSE

 β„–543142[Quote]


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>>543139
should i buy a mix of commodities and junior/senior miners? they seem to be doing ok

 β„–543147[Quote]

>>543143
i just
RANDOMLY
buy and sell
NATGAS AND OIL
RANDOMLY
and that is all
that i ever
recoomend

 β„–543148[Quote]

>>543142
I would be most interested in hearing what motivates such a most daring wager. Your thesis?

 β„–543150[Quote]

WTI crude oil futures rebounded to $62 per barrel on Wednesday, as hopes for renewed US-China trade talks offset bearish supply and demand signals. China signaled it’s open to negotiations but wants key changes from Washington, including more respectful rhetoric and a clear negotiator with Trump's backing. This raised optimism for easing trade tensions, supporting oil prices. However, the IEA cut its 2024 global demand forecast, warning of a potential supply glut through 2026. OPEC+ output has risen faster than expected, and progress in US-Iran nuclear talks could boost Iranian crude exports. Meanwhile, API data showed a 2.4 million barrel build in US crude inventories last week, defying expectations for a 1.68 million barrel draw. Still, declines at Cushing and in fuel stockpiles helped cushion the blow.

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>>543150
>wants key changes from Washington, including more respectful rhetoric and a clear negotiator with Trump's backing
>wants key changes from Washington, including more respectful rhetoric and a clear negotiator with Trump's backing
>wants key changes from Washington, including more respectful rhetoric and a clear negotiator with Trump's backing

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Breaking: The West has fallen, billions must die!

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what the fuck is this passive aggressive begging
your raisinty service isn't worth $199 a month

 β„–543164[Quote]

>>543148
My thesis is that I like to do a lil bit of goombling, plus the OI on that particular option is very high, they can't ALL be retarded as I am

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>>543161
Who sent this? It reads like it was written by a sociopathic influencer with NPD.

 β„–543168[Quote]

>>543164
sounds like
a MAN
with HIS head
on
breddy str8

 β„–543170[Quote]

get the fuck off this border you swarthy faggots

 β„–543173[Quote]

>>543167
optionalpha.com

 β„–543175[Quote]

>>543170
Could have sworn I filtered all tripfags with a regex.

 β„–543177[Quote]

Kind of boring red day. Needs a bigger crash.

 β„–543179[Quote]

N

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>>543175
hang yourself polack

 β„–543182[Quote]

>>543179
ATGAS
AND
OIL

 β„–543187[Quote]

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>there are real, living, breathing human beings who are buying pic related right now

tfw you are reminded 50% of the population have an IQ below 90

 β„–543190[Quote]

>>543180
>trannyfornian
lmao

 β„–543192[Quote]

>>543187
>tfw you are reminded 50% of the population have an IQ below 90
doesn't matter how stupid/smart the population is if I do stupid decisions myself

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>>543187
I just skimmed through a Linus Tech Tips video about the latest Nvidia launch that no one even cares about and they're raisinting on NVDA for doing such a bad job and not delivering much of an upgrade. It's over, pack it up boys.

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>>540461
educate me bizrealis what do these mean:
>slurpers
>bottom signal
>put
>doom bull

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>>543173
with what broker do you trade if you use optionalpha?

 β„–543214[Quote]

>>543187
I sold 6/20 $100 puts

 β„–543234[Quote]

>>543211
i use saxobank but i don't actually trade via optionalpha, just use it to backtest strategies

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>/biz/ fags could be here I thought

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>>543161
Looks to me like you need to go back
>>543170
No

 β„–543264[Quote]

>>543257
>wasting time
>and energy
>explaining things to women

 β„–543299[Quote]

>>543208
I've been saying that for months now not so much that the 5000 series blows ass, but more that if any of the problems they're having with the 5000 series manifests in their datacenter offerings then NVDA is going to absolutely tank and there's plenty of circumstantial evidence that the problems are starting to appear there.

The cracks are appearing at the seams. NVDA is falling apart internally. They're trying to hide it and so far doing so successfully, but I don't think they're a good long term investment right now.

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>>543299
Apparently em dashes are markdown here. Who knew. Reading FAQ posts? Not for me that's for fucking sure.

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>slurpers
People who buy all they can at what they think is the bottom only to have the price to fall even more.
>bottom signal
When slurpers run out of money to slurp with.
>put
A option contract to sell a stock to another anon at an agreed price.
>doom bull
strongest and most ferocious of all bulls, no prepping required.

 β„–543307[Quote]

>>543299
Agreed, also doesn't Google's TPUs (with the new Ironwood) cuck them out of the datacentre?

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feels good to be a REIT chad but pretty sure this pump will lead to an exit dump once the tech stocks wake up. easy money selling covered calls

 β„–543320[Quote]

>>543209
>slurpers
faggots who buy cheapies and make the line go up
>bottom signal
seeing a lot of people who are 100% sure the line will go down
this means that the line has "bottomed out" and is ready to go up
>put
a bet that the line will go down
>doom bull
no idea, ask the leaf fag who said it

 β„–543322[Quote]

Good morning sars

 β„–543325[Quote]

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>>543320
thanks anon

 β„–543346[Quote]

>>543209
>slurpers
some are NIGGERS
some are JEWS
>bottom signal
wen the JEWS are dancing
over the graves of NIGGERS
>put
wat u buy
wen the NIGGERS
have already
went
ALL IN
>doom bull
JEWS
convincing
NIGGERS
to
SELL

 β„–543351[Quote]

Bakking

 β„–543353[Quote]

>>543346
ok
CONFESSION

doom bulls
are also
JEWS
convincing
NIGGERS
to
BUY

the difference
is in what
is REALLY
about to HAPPENING
and the JEWS
convince the NIGGERS
of the OPPOSITE

 β„–543357[Quote]

>>543351
its still
BOOMPING

 β„–543358[Quote]

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New thread. Hope I did this right
Migrate when ready
>>543354

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>>543358
we dont even know the bump limit here
i think you did a mistake

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WTFWT

 β„–543377[Quote]

up 10 poo scent
on muh
KOLD
O
LETS DIG INTO THE GROUND WITH NATGAS
D

 β„–543379[Quote]

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>>543364
We can figure it out as we go along. I was going by the old rules.

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>>543379
its gud
because smg
TRADITION
is having
a lot
of threads

 β„–543393[Quote]

I miss my /biz/ bros

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>>543393
more /bant/ then /biz/ but its all the same

 β„–543424[Quote]

>charles shwab denied my options permissions application
fuck my raisinty nigger gambling life

 β„–543426[Quote]

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>>543424
They did you a favor. Gamble on this instead

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>>543424
those are not actually checked by humans
just say you're a mega experienced trader with 10+ years exp in each instrument
they'll never ask you for proof

 β„–543428[Quote]

WEBULL
on
CNBC
downplaying
being owned
by CHYNA

 β„–543430[Quote]

>>543393
We will always find each other, fren!

 β„–543434[Quote]

>bought $100 Nvidia puts yesterday
Oh God why.
It seemed safe, I just wanted to collect a cheeky premium, how was I supposed to know it was going to dump like this over night?

 β„–543437[Quote]

>>543434
You mean you sold $100 NVDA puts? If you bought you'd be up now, not down.

 β„–543450[Quote]

>NVDA sloorpers high on copium currently keeping the whole market afloat

 β„–543461[Quote]

at least
YIELDS
on the
TENNER
are down
a little bit
2

 β„–543463[Quote]

>>543437
I have a $5 credit spread. At best they expire worthless. At worst I lose $500

 β„–543465[Quote]

>>543463
Oh raisin you weren't even replying to me. I'm retarded on this webzone

 β„–543466[Quote]

>>543437
Yes
I didn't want to get stuck actually buying the stocks. There's still hope but all it takes is one fart from Trump and I'm on team green.

 β„–543473[Quote]

The US plans to use tariff negotiations to isolate China - WSJ.

 β„–543477[Quote]

>>543473
"Every Blomp advisor has a plan until Blomp gets stubbed in the toe."β€”Mike Tyson

 β„–543480[Quote]

>>543473
>isolate China by isolating yourself from the world
Drumpf really thinks he can go "if you stop trading with Chyna I will give you no tariffs, okay folks" and have his way just like that when everybody thinks he's an unreliable retard.

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>>543473
but where
will everyone get
muh
RARE
EARTH
METALS

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 β„–543499[Quote]

TSLA are you ok?

 β„–543501[Quote]

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 β„–543502[Quote]

are they pumping the price of so that they can buy 1 bitcoin for 2 pounds of gold?

 β„–543506[Quote]

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How low would SOXL need to go for you to go all in?

 β„–543509[Quote]

>>543499
it needs to go even lower, but I'm only dreaming

 β„–543511[Quote]

>>543509
you'll probably win at this rate but powell speaking in 1 hour could change everything

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>>543506
Brother… I broke even

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>>543506
I would not look for a price level on a levered ETF. I think the market (and SOXX) will sag for a good few months unless there is news from China about a quick deal, which is unlikely.

 β„–543519[Quote]

>>543393
same, fuck this hurts :(

 β„–543521[Quote]

>muh SOXL
PROshares
USD
>PROshares
>USD
PRO
shares
U
SOXL UNDERPERFORMS PROSHARES USD LOOK AT THE LONG TERM CHARTS
D

 β„–543524[Quote]

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>>543521
Shut it, nerd.

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>>543519
Either 4chan will be back or eventually we will go elsewhere. You probably aren't old enough to remember other major shutdowns.

 β„–543528[Quote]

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EVERYTHING
IS GOING
2B OK
WITH TIME

WE
ARE
HEALING



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