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Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game...
...until now!
You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!
>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<Move with left and right arrows and jump with up arrow and start your adventure in this slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted platformerino game.
The fact that it is a platformer game is such a tribute to soyjak and soy boy as an archetype of human who keeps special place in his heart for games like mario.
!!!DISCLAIMER!!!
Game not recommended for kids younger than 16 years due to bad or racist words.
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>>9001Navigating a two-dimensional platform world eating bugs and drinking onionslent while shooting reddit downvotes at chuds is "onions" now? As expected of onionsteens.
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>>9093NIGGER
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OP will (one day) put actual CP into there and get all of yo asses arrested
you have been warned
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>>9102Thatβs it Iβm downloading this right now so I can take a look.
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>>9102I live in haiti tho
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>>9106people cook meth there
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>>9001played it, it's a keyed gem, could be expanded upon with levels or make it some sort of open world with quests and lore and into actual full-game
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how do i continue after death without restarting my tab?
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>>9111I DON'T WANNA RESTART FROM TE START DOE
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>>9112hard games are gems though, easy games are for nu-male soyboys
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>>9113but it's annoying to get the mask and collect the bugs over and over again
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>>9114Honey, you're not autistic enough to post here.
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>>9115nigga plox fr fr add a checkpoint after the chud zoo
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>>9116do it but add pussy mod option in the beggining with checkpoints
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>>9108skakaj w najbardziej lewej czΔΕci aΕΌ do skutku ;)
Tbh I need to fix it. Chudjak with gun shouldn't kill these thoughers so early. I must activate mobs when steered soyjak is near them.
>>9110>>9111this, but I'll fix it and add checkpoint next week I promise
>>9115stop bulling him
>>9117Idk if good idea. In normal mode cp will be after chud zoo, maybe I'll add nightmare with less checkpoints and schizophrenic mode with hallucinations popping everywhere and trying to kill basedjak.
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>>9118Idk, I have never encountered this situation. :/ Try going away from him until he calms and throw INCEL/CHUDCEL/PISSBABY when he's still calm.
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>>9123You could move chud's corpse to the left and jump on it.
Anyway moving objects is slow as it is one pixel per frame. :/
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doe
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klejnot
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fug only 6 days left until 2 more weeks deadline and there's no checkpoints xp
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>>9127after you finish it help on the rpg maker
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>>9128I don't know rpg maker. ;_; I hope it's also a soyjak game. :0
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>>9118you need to run it through fast so thoughers tank the shots.
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nig
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>> UPDATERINO <<>> UPDATERINO <<>> UPDATERINO <<https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/I added two CPs. One after chud zoo and second in the end.
Also when you die you can see informatons about what killed you and restart.
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I did it after 2 weeks. I am oficially better than drumpf and dr. Ouchie.
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fug
Thoughers are nerfed. I'll fix it in next update.
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but not now
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THIS GEM IS STILL UP THANKS TO TIME TRAVEL THANK YOU SOOT=
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damn i miss this kino game gem
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bump
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omygy, my thread resurrected!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should make new levels, but I'm lazy. I don't know if I'll do something in nearest time (two weeks).
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>>9140Its ok King, take care of yourself.
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bump
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bump
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someone should move threaderino to /muv/ :c
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rewrite the game in C and compile it to WASM now. fps is low as hell
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>>9147Idk, it has O(n^2) algorithm when checking collisions. It can be speeded up to O(nlog(n)), but I'm lazy.
Also, images are slowing it very much.
Also mobs should be frozen until they appear in the screen. Now the last killer chud with gun is already killing 2-3 thoughers before you enter the show.
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Thanks, mod/soot for moving. :)
>>9149Archived. It's over. ;_;
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>>9151Accept for that one guy
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>>9152he was right the game sucks
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Bumo, I made fingerboys week ago, but it's too few to publish a new level. I think I'll use more previous mobs because making new mob takes much time (40 minutes), but I think more will be added. But I promise there won't be too many chudjaks. There should be also more bugs and soylents.
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coal
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BUMO
>>https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/<<New things:
-2 new "levels", like 1-3 and 1-4 in mario, but a bit hard, 1-4 is boss
-collisions are optimized, so it won't lag that much. Also mobs don't move until they are near the main protagonist
-loading screen
-real mathematics implemented
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>>9158Bruh, there's no << at the end of the link. Basically the same 'bsite.
https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app β9161[Quote]
>>9160I love your vidya, the psysics are shit but the lore is gem.
btw you know how to code java?
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>>9161Thonks, I was making flash games when I was a teen and javascript is similar to actionscript used in flash.
I don't really remember how I exactly learned how to code, but my first tutorial was someone who was doing a space shooter in 8 minutes and I copied his code. Then I was making more platformers, shooters, even simple strategies and even stickman gta, but these 2 later were never finished because of too high ambition. The progress slowed down when I discovered 9gag-like websites which drained me of productivity. ;_;
Back to the Java, I learned ifs when I was 11, then whiles when I was 14, then functions at 15. I learned things like inheritance of classes and lambda functions only in the college. xp When I needed something I looked on the internet, but I didn't really like frameworks and learning new things when I have everything needed to make a game.
If it comes to frames and animation there is a recursive function with setTimeout which calls itself every 25ms. Also
all objects are placed in an array where every of them does some action each frame, but only if they are in sight of the main protagonist.
Also, the most important thing from mathematics was analytic geometry because mario goes x when he walks and goes y when he jumps. Idk if something more is needed from math, maybe only computational complexity.
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>>9161Lol, I misunderstood the question. xp I know this language, but it's more painful than languages which are hyped in these uncertain times. Java has too much old elements and writing programs in it is longer imo. xp I like js because of lack of types even dough the hivemind hates it.
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>>9162>>9163this part is really hard, but I Will do it
I was asking if you knew java because I know a fren who is coding streaming website in java and he is strugling probraming the bot
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>>9165Really I have not much time to help. xp Maybe I can only find bugs, not writing code. I have bad memories from college when retards asked me for doing their homework anf then I wasted my precious time for doing something insignificant. xp
>>9166I played it yesterday and fingerboys were legit harder than boss. xp
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>>9167>I have not much time to helpits ok
>fingerboys were legit harder than bossI like it hard, keep it.
also, you should do a reward of beating all the game at once without the mask
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get rid of the fingerboy on top of the science guard
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>>9167gg
I like the boss, but I dont like how at the end he stops hating kikes
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>>9171These meds were made by dr SoyBERG. He put one key behind the schizo and another inside him, so everyone who wants to leave this building have to tranquilize his Jew-hating personality.
>>9170This fingerboys also tries to attack the science guard, but the science guard is immortal. I must do something with this behavior.
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sovl
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soydere dev your game has some serious problems
>the game can't be updated unless you refresh the page which starts you from square 1
>a wall of fingerboys after *attacks you* which is unfair in itself
>you respawn without the mask on
fix these chud
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>>9175>>the game can't be updated unless you refresh the page which starts you from square 1 Ok, I must make pause and menu with cp selection.
>>a wall of fingerboys after *attacks you* which is unfair in itselfIt coud be worse if fingerboys saw more. :0 But tbh I can delete one fingerboi or make them to not stack into a wall.
>>you respawn without the mask onThe mask is to prevent death from covid. If something else killed you it doesn't matter anymore.
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massive gem
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actually a massive gem surprised i havent played this yet
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make a fingerboy flying level where you fly on fingerboys
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please remove "attacks you"
not only is it a forced jak but also unfair as fuck and won't let me get through a section of the game
do something, soydere dev, you fat fuck
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could you add a proper save feature?
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This project is retired.
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>>9184big if true and if big share source code
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>>9186You can copy source code (it's not obfuscated) and
>>9184 is not me.
But next levels can be in matter of months (more realistic deadline than the Fauci's one).
>>9181True, I won't "fix" it because I think that strictly linear games are boring cancer and it helps speedrunning. xd
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>>9182IT IS FUNNY JAK I WILL NOT DELETE HIM. I was thinking about changing behavior of fingerboys, but if they didn't stack you cannot speedrun. I will think about it. xp
>>91838 more weeks :(
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Bumo
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>>9189speaking of speedrunning, someone make a speedrunning.com category for this game
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>>9191I think I should make url subpaths to old versions in the future because the physics might change.
I hope this speedruning.com don't get scared of chud insults. xp
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speedrun guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HceH23Vugpggood time would be less than 3 minutes
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>>9194I appreciate your skills and I'm happy to see my game on youtube. I am too nervous to do any good speedrun. xp
I didn't know about this shortcut to skip the chud zoo (stream of chuddy insults).
Also during the last update I tried to improve "sight" of all mobs, but then fingerboy part was hardly passable and stream of insults in the chud zoo accelerated me beyond the walls.
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bumping this 'catty defining thread
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>>9196BASED, this post is still a massive gem OP. Would love to see it updated
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>>9197Idk, I'm pretty idle now ._. Maybe I'll start making schizo ward in a week or two.