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Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game...

...until now!

You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!


>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<



Move with left and right arrows and jump with up arrow and start your adventure in this slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted platformerino game.

The fact that it is a platformer game is such a tribute to soyjak and soy boy as an archetype of human who keeps special place in his heart for games like mario.


!!!DISCLAIMER!!!

Game not recommended for kids younger than 16 years due to bad or racist words.

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Actual fucking datamining, thers a script in there that tries to access your camera

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view-source:https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/static/js/script.js

KYS + SOOT DELETE THIS SHIT NOW

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kys nigger

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>>9002

https://www.netlify.com/customers/

it's a legit website the COVID Tracking Project uses it

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'party is being raided by dataminers

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pls rate I did it for free and mp4 is broke ;_;

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>>9007
datamining thing

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>>9001
gem. I dont care if it is datamining as I do not have a camera

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>>9009

Thank you kind strangerino

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polish datamining do not click

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>>9007
ywnbaw

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its too hard please nerf the rate at which chuds quote me :(

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>>9001
what part are you stuck on? the very beginning?

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>>9013

I beat it so it's playable though.

Also there's a hint in a halfway. :o

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>>9014
i can sometimes get past the tunnel but i cant get past the chud zone they kill me instantly

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I clicked the mp4, but it said it was corrupted. did I get datamined? is it over?

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SOOT DELETE THIS NOW

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do not click datamining
in fact do not even watch the videos

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>>9016
[spoiler] press I P or C to use a stronger attack [/spoiler]

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>>9020
soot delete please

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>>9020
fail

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>>9020

This, but it's spoiler xD

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Furthest I have gotten is the part after the chud zoo

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>>9024

Tbh I should make a CP (checkpoint) after the chud zoo. :c

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>>9025
>CP
actual datamining

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chuds BTFO

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>>9007
looks like a gem to me

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>>9028

Thanks. :)

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how do you get past this part though

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>>9030

Tbh I didn't really killed thoughers. :0

I have never seen serialshooterchud bullets in this place. :0

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is OP actually FAL?

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>>9032
I think she is

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>>9032
i dont think so, just a tranny

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>>9032
no he seems to be euro

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>>9032

No, this is my first day in my life posting on any chan despite watching 4chon from circa 2014. ;_;

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>>9035
>Poland euro even though they use zΕ‚oty

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>>9034
yikes

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klejnot

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>>9032
IDK his english is pretty bad but the game is based
>>9031
I think it is a glitch but I will keep trying to beat it

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>>9040
SOOOT WHY DOES THE SITE KEEP UPLOADING THE SAME IMAGE ON ALL MY POSTS

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>>9041
fail lole

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can you download it for offline play, cough?

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>>9039

DziΔ™kujΔ™

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>>9043
if it is a javascript then i dont see why not

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>>9040

Tbh it may work differetly on a Chrome, because I tested it on firefox. :0 I made another, but normie game and it looped on Chrome. :itsover:

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>>9046
how did you know I was on chrome though

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>poland

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>>9043

You can even ripoff it, but there's no level editor, only placing objects in specific coordinates in gameplay.js.

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I hope the final boss is drumpf

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>>9050

8 more weeks and will do first boss

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>>9040

It's passable on chrome

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pretty fun lmao, good job. is there a way to respawn without starting over again though?

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>>9055
Give the link to one of your personal social media accounts

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>>9055

Not yet, but maybe in 2 more weeks I will make respawning and checkpoints. :0

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>>9056
ok, like this you mean? https://twitter.com/BVDGRRL

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>>9057
nice, keep us updated

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>>9001
doesn't feel good to play you should kill chuds in a single hit not multiple or at least add a visual indicator they've been hit
also add a gigachad skin where you eat mice

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>>9060

Idk, I should definitely add sounds. :0 I can add things like testosterone and estrogen pill for transforming into gigachad or trannyjak, both with special powers.

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>>9061
kek based, do that

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>>9001
cute game, was worth the datamine

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>>9001
datamining gem

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>I'm a pathetic baby who cant make it past the chud zoo

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>>9060
also add an easter egg

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I beat the game maskless

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why are there no colorjaks or deformedjaks

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now beat the game maskless without firing a single bullet

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>>9001
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>>9070
Meds

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>>9001
add alternative skins (or assists) like wholesomejak, markiplierjak or swedejak tho

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HOLY GEM!

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Ok this si actually fucking great thank you OP. I'm gonna play it for hours!

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Can you put it up on newgrounds so more eople see it thoutg?

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Also make it downloadeble on PC pls

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>>9007
>didnt even pass the first level
yikes fail

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>>9027
High skill

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Thinking of making a 'jak card game. It will have 5-6 classes and some spicy mechanics.

Combat
Probably a split between "attack" and "defence" points, possibly lives instead of health so you have to remove all of a 'Jaks lives to kill it. Reducing a 'Jak to 0 attack or defence points possibly destroys them to same way removing all their lives does. If damage exists it probably reduces defence.

Card Types
'Jaks: Basically units from other games.
Actions: Like spells from regular games to account for the fact Jaks are more powerful due to the life mechanics.
Combo: Less powerful than regular actions but can combo with other cards for bonus effect.
Command: Works like regular actions but requires a 'Jak to well initiate the command.
Weapons: Allow your hero to attack Jaks, will probably work like it does in Eternal by giving you "Exoskeleton" which when lost destroys the weapon.

Also in terms of Subtypes there will be "Instants" which can be activated on your opponents turns and possibly "Trapdoors" which can be set on your turn (and possibly your opponents turn) and activate when certain conditions are met.

Mana
Called Soylent Bottles (or just Bottles for short). Also possibly features a Fatigue mechanic which works like Overload from Hearthstone.

Some basic keywords
Mask: Protects a 'Jak from a single Action, Combo or Jak effect before being lost.
Flee: Works like "Deathrattle" effects but adds a copy to your hand without Flee and possibly some other effects. Also doesn't trigger with Last Post.
First Post: What happens when a 'Jak is summoned.
Last Post: What happens when a 'Jak is destroyed.
Devour: Directly destroys an enemy regardless of remaining lives.
Cancel: Like Devour but also Exiles (to prevent graveyard synergies) a 'Jak and stops any Flee or Last Post effects from triggering.
Ban: Acts exactly like counter effects in that it prevents an effect from happening.


As for the classes i got 6 so far...
Thoughers: The thoughjak class, features the most powerful and numerous Devour effects as well as Flee synergy (think does). Also features cards which discard cards and cards which synergise with being discarded.

Bugs: The city dweller/environmentalist class. Features ramp effects and sciencey effects like healing, graveyard synergy and buffing. Also Mask synergy. Possibly features silence type effects to represent deboonkers and cleanse type effects which only get rid of debuffs.

Meds: The dedicated big pharma/fbi class with Weapons synergy, Mask synergy and general law and order type effects. Will probably have more Ban effects.

Tranny: The 2SLGBTQP+ class. Features self harm and Last Post effects, alignment changing HRT effects (and possible silences). Also powerful Ban effects as well as Cancel effects.

Consoomer: The video games/anime/funko pops class. features card generation, the ability to Devour friendly Jaks for bonus effects. Probably features effects when it either destroys a Jak or hits the enemy hero. Definitely features stealing effects which allow you to acquire enemy cards for your own.

Wholesome: The wholesome/reddit class. Features buffing effects as well as synergy with having played multiple cards in a turn and small card generation to enable it. Also probably features Ban effects to represent reddit moderators.

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>>9079
We should make a platform to store soy games.

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>>9075
>>9080

soot make soygrounds.com

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>>9079

HeartSoys would be epic, but must have funny descriptions of cards :0

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add colorjak boss also swede also cob also jacobson david and nathaniel

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>>9083

ok but not now I don't want now to do this

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>>9082
this, you should make a thread with those details before release when all those technical things would be set up so everyone can contribute something

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>>9079
Updates
New Class Schizo/Feral: Consists of asylum patients, deranged animals and religionjaks. Don't know what it does but probably has some sort of "frenzy" keyword. Also can make your hero attack without Weapons.

Deckbuilding Notes
Decks probably consist of 40 cards. May add a sidedeck probably consisting of a max of 6 cards.

There are probably 5 tiers of rarity from most common to least.
-Dust
-Coal
-Soy
-Unsure of what to call this nothing really stands out just don't want Soy to be the second highest tier
-Gem
Rarity affects deckbuilding you can only add 3 copies of a Dust card, 1 copy of a Gem card and 2 copies of any other card to your deck. Gem's are probably named and feature search effects similar to how Legendaries in Hearthstone are searched.

I think Primary Class + Secondary Class would be a good deckbuilding choice. You could only have a certain number of cards from your secondary class and certain cards (labelled "Primary") would only be availible if you chose that class as your primary. Also would probably feature colour exclusive cards which have certain bonus effects if your current deck is exclusively composed of cards of a certain class.

Hero Powers: Will most likely give between 2-3 options for each class for which power you want and restrict you to only chosing powers from your primary class. This is assuming i have them of course.

Class (dunno what to call this other than "Class")
Might feature and RPS system of Warriors, Rogues and Mages with Warriors being strong against Rogues, Rogues being strong against Mages and Mages being strong against Warriors. Might subdivide it into Offensive and Defensive versions which only trigger when attacking and defending against a class their strong against respectively.

Minion Types
I have the following minion types planned.
Animals: For the 'mals functions like Beasts in Hearthstone. Specific to Though, Wholesome, Bugs and Schizo classes.
Moderators: Synergise with Ban effects or effects like them. Specific to Meds, Tranny and Wholesome classes.
Troons: Have conversion type effects which make enemy cards Troons and have the most class specific destroy effects. Specific to the Tranny class.
Female: Refers to explicitly female 'Jaks.
Racialjaks: Refer to 'Jaks of a specific race. Will probably add at least White, Brown, Asian and Black 'Jaks but will possibly subdivide Brown into Latinx, Arab and Indian.
Scions: For story characters, all 'Jaks which belong to this tier are Gems tier.
There will be more Minion Types.

Nas Corner
Thinking of adding special Nas cards in one of the expansions. I have 2 specific Nas's in mind.

Chudjaks: Might offer effects not normally availible to your class but at a cost.
Chads (can't use Gigachads as that's a copyright): Need to be ritual summoned but are generally more powerful than regular cards.


Specific Cards
Neutral (Classless) Cards
Classic Soyjak - (1) Type: Jak
Class: Neutral Rarity: Dust
2/2/1
(A 1 life 'Jak and a solid choice for early decks but probably only the best option in decks which specifically synergise with 1 life cards (not sure if this synergy belongs in Meds (because they seem the most Paladin like) or Consoomer (because hardmode).

Spelldragon - (9) Type: Jak (Dragon)
Class: Neutral Rarity: Gem
First Post: Discover an Action, do this 2 more times.
(Not sure how to stat it but it's First Post makes it a strong card for control decks)

Thougher Cards
Rabid Doe - (4) Type Jak (Female Animal)
Class: Thougher Rarity: Soy
Flee: Gain +2/2 and draw a card but lose 1 Life
Last Post: Devour an enemy 'Jak
3/3/2
(The first Doe card, may also add the Female type since Does are female deer)

The Swarm/The Black One - (8) Type: Action (Shadow)
Class: Thougher Rarity: Soy
Devour all 'Jaks
(Whether i use the "Swarm" thoughjak or the "Black One" thoughjak for this card is debatable)

Thoughomancer - (4) Type: Jak (Scion)
Class: Thougher (Primary) Rarity: Gem
First Post: Discover any Thougher card which didn't start in your deck, you cannot play it this turn
Thoughnus: Costs (1) less and allows you to play the card you Found on the turn you Summoned this 'Jak
3/2/2
(Just like Zephrys the Great from Heartstone except more powerful since i'm not coding a Zephrys the Great into the game. Will probably feature a convenient search menu and will require good knowledge of all the current Thougher cards in the game)

Wholesome Cards
Interracial Friendship - (4) Type: Action
Class: Wholesome Rarity: Soy
Can only be played if you have 2 or more 'Jaks
Take control of an enemy 'Jak which doesn't share a type with any of your current 'Jaks
(Good for zoo decks and all decks use 'Jaks)

Consoomer Cards
Slowburn No Jumps Scares Horror Fan - (4) Type:Instant Action
Class: Consoomer Rarity: Epic (the not sure what to call it tier)
Devour an enemy 'Jak
Prevent any player from using Instants for this turn and the turn after

>>9082
Not a fan of hearthstone descriptions but i like 'Jaks so will probably add descriptions. Also lore mainly tied to the Scion cards.

Also the game will probably be called Soyduels or some variant of that.

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>>9086
forgot 'mages

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uhhhh... soybros?

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I tried to speedrun, the chuds run after me and the anti mask chud shoot them, this game is so layered!

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>>9088
meds tho

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I'm gonna record my lets play tho

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>>9092
Not clicking on that sketchy link nibba

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>>9093
nigga all indie developers use itch.io do you hate indie developers yikes I bet you pirate indie games don't you?
bro it's free just try it vro bruh fr

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>>9093
>nibba
Just say nigga, no one will break down your front door and arrest you mutt

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>>9095
I'm a white subhuman, I can't allow myself to say it, even anonymously.

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>>9095
silence cr*cker

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>>9092

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I wasn't the first soyjak game developer

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>>9092

But it looks nice. It has even shroomjak music



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