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 β„–44913Lockedloop[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

Gold has been impeached and is no longer the president of /dem/.

Submit your candidacy for the office of the president of /dem/ in this thread. The elections will begin in 7 days.

 β„–45043[Quote]

>>45037
I fail to see any extensive plans. You announced your signup today, with the phrase "Maybe I'd like to run", uncertain with no real plan. I believe you are just another lying politician, empty promises, trying to appease the people instead of trying to create a better world for everyone.
At the pony party, our guarantee is that we will create a better world for everypony.

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>>45039
>I will delete Bp
And how do you plan on doing that?

 β„–45045[Quote]

>>45044
I will find a way

 β„–45046[Quote]

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I promise to treat my opponents with respect

 β„–45047[Quote]

>>45045
raisinty politics 101
>i will do something
<how?
>uyhhh idk. somehow. lol.
Kamala Harris ahh option.

 β„–45048[Quote]

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Vote for Ingsoc and we'll:
>Purge all Eastasian influence from /dem/.
>Lynch all of Emmanuel Goldstein's followers.
>Ban all thoughtcrime.
>Ban all sexcrime.
>I, Big Brother, and our wonderful thoughtpolice will observe every single aspect of our board so we can police /dem/ more efficiently.
>Purge all Eurasian influence.
What are you waiting for? Vote for Ingsoc now!

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>>45043
I've actually had these plans for quite awhile now, and no, I am not a lying politician as I KNOW that I WILL enact what I have said.

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>>45050
I suppose only time will tell. But all evidence points to one conclusion: the pony party is the safest bet for everypony's wellbeing.

 β„–45052[Quote]

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>>45050
why is the pony so obsessed

 β„–45053[Quote]

If you vote me, I will enact teh following:
>MLG CSS
>Mass raiding of /bp/ until furries leave the sharty as a whole
>Summon Shrek as the ultimatum brogre-lord
>Machinima & YTP stickied general
>Super Mario 64 Blooper about /dem/
>Raiding of ponytroons
>TF2 game nights
>Sectionalism back on ifunny
>Renaming of /dem/ to /swa2/
>Raids on /qa/, /fpe/, /a/ and /bp/ as previously mentioned
>Doxxing of freedomcobra2 and the raiding of ifunny & its boykissercord faction
>Soyquote thread
>Colonization of /swa/
>Sharty monarchy
>Dank #offensive MLG memes

 β„–45055[Quote]

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>>44913 (OP)
If I’m elected I will do the following any bbc or furry posting will result in a warning for the first 2 and a permaban for the 3rd also you will be aloud to call β€œyou know who” weak again vote for me and allow us to enter a true golden era under my command(USER WAS JOBBERED FOR THIS POST)

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>>45055
I will also pin gemmy threads such as new jaks or game nights I also will host a cytube every Saturday

 β„–45060[Quote]

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225 IS THE ONLY WAY

 β„–45061[Quote]

>>45055
One of the few keyed jojo characters

 β„–45062[Quote]

Also I won't pin more than 2 threads at a time, to keep the board easy to navigate.

 β„–45063[Quote]

>>45062
Issue will be that 9a0c keeps the rule thread pinned always

 β„–45065[Quote]

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>>45061
If I’m elected I will do the following any bbc or furry posting will result in a warning for the first 2 and a permaban for the 3rd also you will be aloud to call β€œyou know who” weak again gemmy threads such as game nights or new jaks will be pinned also a cytube will be held every Saturday vote for me and allow us to enter a true golden era under my command

 β„–45067[Quote]

>>45063
Not a problem for me. I've always got workarounds for problems.

 β„–45096[Quote]

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All fetish posting will be banned it’s flooded /soy/ and I don’t want that here

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>>45096
Marge my id was changed

 β„–45098[Quote]

>>45097
>>45096
STOP FALSEFLAGGING AS THE REAL GENERAL NIGGNIN!!!!

 β„–45100[Quote]

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The Ingsoc Party will establish 4 different ministries when we're in office, to greatly enhance the stability of our government, here's their functions:
>The Ministry of Truth: We take great pride at transparency, we'll ban all lies from Emmanuel Goldstein and his followers as we want our people to know the raw truth.
>The Ministry of Peace: We want to ensure peace at our board by fighting agaisnt those filthy Eastasians and Eurasians.
>The Ministry of Love: We believe in the reform of posters of ungood content, know as popularly as "coal", we'll use efficient methods of ridding them of Emmanuel Goldstein's brainwashing.
>The Ministry of Plenty: We know the importance of good content, popularly known as "gems", so we will enact events and trends to increase production of good content.
Always remember our three slogans: "WAR IS PEACE", "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY" and "IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH".

 β„–45102[Quote]

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>>45098
bad bait

 β„–45103[Quote]

https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4D79Kga
Opinion poll for current candidates

 β„–45112[Quote]

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>>45103
>225
>100%
Kino

 β„–45114[Quote]

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Vote for me.

 β„–45115[Quote]

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Remember, a vote for me is always in your best interest.

 β„–45117[Quote]

I will LISTEN to the PEOPLE and MAKE REMARKS.

 β„–45119[Quote]

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as all know me really won all election but rayist gold steal me o algo.

here el pollycs.

uno: /den/ are made into /bp/ because anthro are white aryan hobby
dos: bigot like gold and cobsontalks be re-educated to support /bp/ and appolyg for insult wite furry
tres: janny be ban for ban me for soylita and for ban anrthoaryans

REPLY IF YOU JARTY

 β„–45120[Quote]

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vote for me because I like impishjak

 β„–45123[Quote]

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>>45103
It seems that I, Big Brother, am in the leadership in this poll.

 β„–45125[Quote]

>>45120
Erm… yikes… that name…no….just…no

 β„–45131[Quote]

>>45123
nigger 225 is literally leading by 22 points

 β„–45136[Quote]

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>>45131
Lies straight from Emmanuel Goldstein's asshole.

 β„–45138[Quote]

declaring my candidacy twice just to make sure

 β„–45139[Quote]

gold stop rigging the votes or i will remove them from the poll

 β„–45141[Quote]

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Remember… a vote for Watt is ALWAYS in your best interests…

 β„–45142[Quote]

>>45139
ah yes because I can totally rig them apparently, everyone knows that strawpoll has a VPN blocker, and I am not a /gem/pass user.

 β„–45143[Quote]

bro why is gold gone

 β„–45144[Quote]

>>44913 (OP)
A vote for Von stroheim is a vote for a better future

 β„–45145[Quote]

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>Everyone who likes guy I don't like… IS FAKE!

 β„–45147[Quote]

oh

 β„–45148[Quote]

>>45145
Gold honestly I feel kinda sad seeing you cling like this.

 β„–45151[Quote]

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>>45148
Ur just mad I didn't give up, I think it's sadder that you're still obsessed with trying to mindbreak me with the falseflagging.

 β„–45152[Quote]

>>45145
projecting as always

 β„–45153[Quote]

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You should REALLY consider voting for ME.

 β„–45154[Quote]

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>>45152
How so? /gem/pass users dont have VPN checks at all, even on polls.

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vote me chud

 β„–45157[Quote]

>>45154
It's on a different website entirely Einstein.

 β„–45158[Quote]

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WHY WOULD YOU NOT VOTE 225

 β„–45159[Quote]

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>>45156
Vote me

 β„–45160[Quote]

>>45143
He realized that people are not falling for his Jewish tricks so had to wipe the votes KEK.

 β„–45161[Quote]

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>>45158
Because they KNOW BETTER and want to vote for WATT

 β„–45162[Quote]

>>45157
You're right strawpoll has no /gem/pass so you cant rig the votes, why are we even arguing when we agree?

 β„–45163[Quote]

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reminder

 β„–45164[Quote]

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Also he wiped the votes, vote again.
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4D79Kga

 β„–45165[Quote]

>>45151
Not once did I ever false flag you, I really don’t care. I was never banned once off of /dem/ durring your administration, I never posted here. Your fighting windmills.

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>>45161
Even doe I’m better

 β„–45169[Quote]

>>45163
I’ll vote for you

 β„–45170[Quote]

>>45169
I'll vote for you too.

 β„–45172[Quote]

>>45164
>votes wiped
>already voted, cant vote
is he really that jewish? GEG, what kind of kikery is this?

 β„–45173[Quote]

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I will not do anything with the board.

 β„–45177[Quote]

He removed the polls on me because he cant handle the truth so had to leak his clitty, if you didn't vote already, vote for me.
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4D79Kga

 β„–45182[Quote]

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>>45177
Your votes get automatically removed if you're using a vpn
maybe stop trying to rig it

 β„–45184[Quote]

>>45162
Truthnuke. GOLD seems to be rigging the polls. He probably rigged them in his first term.

 β„–45185[Quote]

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>>45177
No, people just aren't allowed to win twice. That's why cobsontalks didn't win a second time.

 β„–45187[Quote]

>>45185
You are

 β„–45190[Quote]

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>>45182
sorry thats not how it works, I've hosted strawpolls before, they just dont come through they arent removed afterwards. NumberACKS removed them because he was leaking.

 β„–45192[Quote]

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>>45185
talky didn't even participate how the fuck is he going to win?

 β„–45193[Quote]

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vote for me if you want /idm/ - Industrial Metal

 β„–45197[Quote]

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Vote for me if you want less bans, a SFW board, fun and unique gamenights, zero namefag drama, zero leakage, less stickied boards, and a better future for /dem/ then anyone else could provide.

 β„–45199[Quote]

I AM RUNNING AGAIN AND I AM GONNA WIN, WE WILL REMOVE ALL BAIT, FROGSPAMMERS, AND GORE SPAM, SOYNATION WABAG. 'CORD DRAMA WILL BE GONE, IRC WILL BE GEMMY

 β„–45201[Quote]

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VQTE 225

 β„–45203[Quote]

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Vote me, SOYJAKE, in the /dem/ election

 β„–45204[Quote]

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WE WILL BRING JACKBOX AND ROBLOX RAIDS TO /DEM/

 β„–45205[Quote]

>>45192
Your also aware you need a higher percentage to win a second consecutive term right?

 β„–45211[Quote]

>>45205
third*

 β„–45213[Quote]

>>45211
marge

 β„–45216[Quote]

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I, Toot submit my candidacy in this election.

 β„–45222[Quote]

>>45216
Why not vote 225 instead of running for candidacy when you know you are going to lose?
Just resign and vote 225, if you greatly support us we can even give you a cabinet position.

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>>44913 (OP)
I submit my candidacy if I haven’t made that clear

 β„–45228[Quote]

vote for mint nigga

 β„–45229[Quote]

>>45163
If I win I’ll give you a cabinet position if you promise to give me one if you win
Deal?

 β„–45230[Quote]

>>45163
Don't listen to him. We will give you elevated powers within our own cabinet.

 β„–45231[Quote]

>>45230
You have to resign from the race though, if you want that cabinet position.

 β„–45232[Quote]

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>>45222
because i care more than yuo

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Oldfag party
>why?
heccin' nostalgia dysphoria o algo
>are you an oldfag?
no i am a midfag, I call oldGODs to suggest me raisin, and I'll try making this board as close to the period before froot's neglect.
>then why should I vote you?
'cuz i listen to you, and I am reddit wholesome 100 or something yeah, ill make some of you jannies.
>will you fuck things up like Gold?
No because I'm not a sperg that takes raisin too seriously.
oldfagsharty@proton.me
You can also call me at: (877) 565-8860

 β„–45237[Quote]

call me at 911

 β„–45238[Quote]

it's over (can't post the screenshot because of some raisinty error but I only got 1 vote)

 β„–45239[Quote]

>>45237
Do this

 β„–45241[Quote]

>>45238
Link to the votes?

 β„–45243[Quote]

SOYJAKE has joined my cabinet

 β„–45245[Quote]

>>45243
Allow me to join

 β„–45246[Quote]


 β„–45247[Quote]

>>45245
talk with me on the irc

 β„–45248[Quote]

>>45246
Top 3 nigga!

 β„–45249[Quote]

Kek gold is rigging the votes again

 β„–45251[Quote]

Gold your aware you would need 51% of the vote to win a second term right?

 β„–45264[Quote]

>>45247
I’m trying to

 β„–45270[Quote]

>>45249
>equal vote progression, everyone's votes increasing at equal rates
>ITSSS DAAAA RIGGING
>inb4 ur projecting ev&oe there's no (((/gem/pass)) on strawpoll



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