Oldsoislutta adventure 2: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/77681.htmlYou open your eyes and find yourself lying in a bed. You are in a cold and dark room, in the room you see skibidi gemson, skibidi amerimutt and Skibidi glowie.<Oh my burger, i tho

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Oldsoislutta adventure 3: Soypocalypse Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:07:40 №81839 [Last 50 Posts][Quote]

Oldsoislutta adventure 2: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/77681.html

You open your eyes and find yourself lying in a bed. You are in a cold and dark room, in the room you see skibidi gemson, skibidi amerimutt and Skibidi glowie.
<Oh my burger, i thought you where dead or something!
>What happened, where am i?
>We found you at the location of the the sixth admin of the website attack and brought you here to the tunnel network under /soy/ city. The surface is lost, the sixth admin of the website is planning to destroy the world with Project soypocalypse and the rest is confidential
>Wait did you say DESTROY THE WORLD???
>hes planning to open a portal to the cord at his flying fortress and this world will be consumed by brimstone
>We have to stop that nigger before its to late!
<Yeah, the american George floyd spirit will lead us to Victory or something like that
>lets do it!
First reply decides your first action

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 13:04:57 №82038 [Quote]

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>>82037
You run away as fast as you possibly can. Run across a tall bridge in a massive chamber, you look behind you and see a cob-bot chasing you.

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 13:10:47 №82039 [Quote]

Up or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 13:15:26 №82040 [Quote]

>>82038
tell skibidi mutt to take a brap so big and wet it rustifies the cob bot instantly

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 13:18:38 №82041 [Quote]

>>82040
do this

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 13:37:46 №82042 [Quote]

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>>82040
>MUTT, DO THE BRAPHOG ATTACK!
<MARTSHART OR SOMETHING!
Mutt toilet takes a massive brap on the cob bot. The cob bot rustifies instantly and falls on the soldiers below.

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 13:48:45 №82043 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 13:48:51 №82044 [Quote]

>>82042
Try to find the control room

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 14:17:21 №82045 [Quote]

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>>82044
You find the control room. You can see the portal on a screen. Only 5 minutes to the soypocalypse.
There are 3 big buttons on the control pannel. A red, a blue and a green.
What button will you press?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 14:30:00 №82046 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 14:53:00 №82047 [Quote]

Vp

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 15:38:49 №82048 [Quote]

>>82045
The red button

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 15:45:14 №82049 [Quote]

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>>82048
You push the red button. The countdown changes to one minute and the portal starts getting energized.
What do you do?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 15:46:51 №82050 [Quote]

>>82049
TIME'S UP or something or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 15:57:47 №82051 [Quote]

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>>82050
You realise that time is almost up. Only 50 seconds. Ädmin 6 starts speaking trough the loudspeakers.
>Look at what you have done! You have activated unsafe mode, this means that We all will die!
You must do something, NOW!

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 16:03:34 №82052 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 16:18:24 №82053 [Quote]

Just pin this thread since the muttwar killed it

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 16:23:59 №82054 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 16:27:55 №82055 [Quote]

vp or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 16:38:49 №82056 [Quote]

>>82051
push the other two

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 16:40:40 №82057 [Quote]

>>82056
AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 16:50:33 №82058 [Quote]

UPPP

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:12:08 №82059 [Quote]

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>>82056
The timer reaches 20 seconds. The portal begins to open. You push the blue botton.
>PANNEL SELF DESTRUCT MODE ACTIVATED
The control pannel begins to spark, you quickly push it again to turn off self destruct mode.
At the last second you push the green button.
>DEACTIVATING PORTAL
The lights turn off and the screen turns black.
>We did it, we stopped it in time
Congratulations, you have stopped the soypocalypse! or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:12:49 №82060 [Quote]

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>Autojanny Europoored out again

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:17:28 №82061 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:22:27 №82062 [Quote]

Adventure is not over. Dont /chive/ it yet or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:28:31 №82063 [Quote]

Up or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:28:42 №82064 [Quote]

>>82059
I guess if the adventure isn't over, that means that the portal did open or something. What else would cause the lights to go out? Did 'dmin 6 remotely override the controls or something?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:45:22 №82065 [Quote]

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>>82064
A massive explosion happens. Its so strong that the Wall breaks.
The portal has opened.
>how?
<What in the burger
Ädmin 6 starts shouting through the loudspeakers.
>FOOLS! THE PANNEL IS USELESS! I CONTROL WHEN THE PORTAL OPENS! I DECIDE WHEN THE SOYPOCALYPSE BEGINS! THE ERA OF kilometer, BRIMSTONE AND MORE kilometer BEGINS NOW YOU EuromuttS!!!!
It soypocalypse has begun. The horrors of the cords will consume the world.
What will you do?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:48:30 №82066 [Quote]

>>82065
the sixth admin of the website turns into ronald mcdonald and the entire battlefield turns into a mcdonald's city due to it being july the 4th
there's burgers on the portal

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:18:31 №82067 [Quote]

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>>82066
Ädmin 6 appears in a cloud of vantablack dust.
>READY TO DIE?
The portal sends out a pulse that turns everything into a mcdonalds city. Ädmin 6 turns into ronald mcdonald. In the portal you see burgers from the muttcord universe.
<HOLY MCDONALDS! I MUST BE DREAMING
>Oh, im Ronald mcdonald… BUT IM STILL GONNA MURDER YOU!
The heckin final boss fight begins or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:22:55 №82068 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:29:00 №82069 [Quote]

up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:34:54 №82070 [Quote]

Up or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:38:35 №82071 [Quote]

>>82067
Mutt grows and becomes stronger from being in mcdonalds city

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:46:09 №82072 [Quote]

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>>82071
The power of the mcdonalds makes mutt grow to become very big.
>the tables have turned or something
<ELECTRICITY ATTACK!
Ädmin 6 Fries electricity at mutt toilet.
What do you do now?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:48:11 №82073 [Quote]

>>82072
I summon big lez and he becomes way too powerful. He puts everyone in a new universe and deletes the old universe. He also kills all the bad guys and the new universe is filled with gay Euromutt aliens that kill

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:49:32 №82074 [Quote]

>>82073
>>7774973
Big Lez is no match for 'dmin 6 at this point. The Soypocalypse portal feeds his power

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:50:42 №82075 [Quote]

>>82073
I will make big lez appear but not the whole universe change thing

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:57:44 №82076 [Quote]

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>>82073
While mutt and ädmin 6 clash, big lez(normal one, not the plier one since hes too op) steps out of the soypocalypse portal.

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 18:59:48 №82077 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 19:03:24 №82078 [Quote]

>>82076
geg

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 19:08:00 №82079 [Quote]

>>82076
Lez attacks ädmin 6 or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 19:16:02 №82080 [Quote]

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>>82079
Big lez starts attacking ädmin 6, he starts slamming his head against the building.
>WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
You have no idea whats happening

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 19:21:03 №82081 [Quote]

>>82080
watch

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 19:38:08 №82082 [Quote]

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>>82081
You just watch as big lez and ädmin 6 fight. Ädmin 6 fires his laser eyes at big lez and cuts him in half.
>you’re next!
The soypocalypse portal begins to glow and lightning shoots out from it.
It is about to change reality again.
What will happen?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 19:42:58 №82083 [Quote]

>>82082
You just give up and walk away and try to start a new life

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 20:05:31 №82084 [Quote]

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>>82083
>lets just give up, not like he would care or anything
You start walking away to start a new life but ädmin 6 stops you.
>NEW LIFE? YOU WILL STILL DIE ANYWAY!
The portal pulses again and everything gets transformed into the darkcord universe. Ädmin 6 is back to normal again.
>The true battle begins NOW!
How will you attack him?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 20:10:03 №82085 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 20:17:57 №82086 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 20:27:46 №82087 [Quote]

up or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 20:36:41 №82088 [Quote]

Can someone give a prompt?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 20:41:03 №82089 [Quote]

>>82088
you remember that you recently made an alliance with the tvmen and decide to scream their names as a last attempt to save yourself

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 20:43:15 №82090 [Quote]

>>82084
tackle the sixth admin of the website or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 20:58:53 №82091 [Quote]

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>>82089
You remember that you have made an alliance with the tvmen. You scream their names.
>J0EL! KLEKI!
J0el and kleki teleport to your location and corner ädmin 6.
>WAIT NO NO NO NOOOO!
>!reggin syK
They use their red screens on ädmin 6. He closes his eyes and tries to resist it.

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 21:03:32 №82092 [Quote]

Up or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 21:13:28 №82093 [Quote]

Bump or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 21:20:57 №82094 [Quote]

>>82091
Shoot at him while he is distracted

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 21:31:13 №82095 [Quote]

>>82094
DO THIS

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 21:50:25 №82096 [Quote]

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>>82094
You shoot all your weapons at ädmin 6 while he is distracted. The bullets go straight trough him, this makes him open his eyes and he looks directly into the red screen.
>ACCCCKKKKK!
He falls to the ground, his eyes bleed. The portal is about to do something again.

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 21:51:41 №82097 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:02:27 №82098 [Quote]

Give prompt

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:04:54 №82099 [Quote]

>>82096
The portal brainwashes the TV men

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>>82099
It seems like the portal is sentient. 2 energy tendrils emerge from the it and go into the tv mens tv heads. Ädmin 6 smiles despite being almost dead.
>kill them…

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:18:03 №82101 [Quote]

Up

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:18:13 №82102 [Quote]

>>82100
you remember your insane jawline and begin to mog the tvmen while the grimace inside you helps

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:32:20 №82103 [Quote]

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>>82102
You remember your sigma mewing jawline. You begin to mog the tvmen. The grimace inside of helps. The mogging is so intense that their screens break. They teleport away.
You then approach ädmin 6.
>please spare me… i…i know now..What i did was wrong..o algo
Will you spare him or not? or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:34:43 №82104 [Quote]

>>82103
no spare
kill the sixth admin of the website with weapons to see what happens

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:52:16 №82105 [Quote]

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>>82104
>After all you did, not even a chance
You shoot up his face with your guns and burn his body with your laser.
A cloud of vantablack brimstone appears from his body and goes into the portal.
You have done it, ädmin 6 is gone, atleast from this dimension.
>Hes dead, We must close the portal now!
It is time to end the soypocalypse before it reaches its climax.
How will you do it?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:55:33 №82106 [Quote]

Looks like the thread will continue for the third day. cops, do NOT /chive/ this while im asleep. Its not over yet

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:57:17 №82107 [Quote]

>>82105
use the sixth admin of the website's corpse to stop the soypocalypse

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 22:58:20 №82108 [Quote]

>>82105
take a shit

patriot 07/05/24 (Fri) 02:53:50 №82109 [Quote]

bump or something

patriot 07/05/24 (Fri) 03:31:28 №82110 [Quote]

>>82105
Watch Komputersem

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 04:50:03 №82111 [Quote]

Marge?

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 07:01:59 №82112 [Quote]

up

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 07:49:11 №82113 [Quote]

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>>82107
You throw the body of ädmin 6 inside the portal.
The portal begins to malfunction and crack, sends out another pulse and explodes.
You open your eyes and find yourself at the fortress again, the portal is destroyed and everything is back to normal.
Congratulations, you have stopped the soypocalypse!(for real)
All you have to do now is get down from the fortress.

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 07:59:47 №82114 [Quote]

Up or something

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 08:24:24 №82115 [Quote]

Up

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 08:30:06 №82116 [Quote]

>>82113
Use the plane

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 08:37:54 №82117 [Quote]

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>>82116
You go back the way you came and get to the plane. You life off and fly away from the fortress.
Where do you fly?

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 08:56:21 №82118 [Quote]

Up or something

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 08:58:53 №82119 [Quote]

>>82117
Fly back to your base of operations to celebrate!

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 08:59:10 №82120 [Quote]

Also goddamnit the Gem of Life is gone

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 09:29:59 №82121 [Quote]

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>>82119
You fly back to your base of operations at /soy/ city that has now been rebuilt.
You celebrate your victory over ädmin 6.
As the screen cuts to black, the ending title card comes, and a dancing mutty is put at the bottom right for good measure.
The adventure has finally ended. This time, for good.
THE END
farewell, oldsoislutta adventure or something

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 09:34:28 №82122 [Quote]

https://soyjakwiki.net/Adventure_thread
Put the entire oldsoislutta series and squirreljak adventure on the wiki. If science quest is notable enough then this also is or something

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 09:41:25 №82123 [Quote]

Will there be another one?

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 09:42:06 №82124 [Quote]

>>82123
Probably not

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 10:35:12 №82125 [Quote]

/chive/ this or something

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 11:31:37 №82126 [Quote]

Up

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 12:28:26 №82127 [Quote]

Up

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 12:31:30 №82128 [Quote]

>>82121
evendoe no credits or something

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 13:02:56 №82129 [Quote]

Up or something

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 14:14:15 №82130 [Quote]

P

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>>82130

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 14:23:08 №82132 [Quote]

>>82121
Embedded ’mutt

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 15:08:32 №82133 [Quote]

Up

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 15:39:07 №82134 [Quote]

Op here. This is the last oldsoislutta adventure thread for now but i may make another adventure thread about something else some time

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 15:41:09 №82135 [Quote]

>>82134
Wouldn't it be cool to have an adventure where the hero has to travel to every board (town) in order to find /mediator/. Basically this thread but more "choose your adventure".

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 15:42:39 №82136 [Quote]

>>82135
I may make something like that but not any time soon. This may as well be the last high effort thing i make on the sharty

Chud 07/05/24 (Fri) 15:44:40 №82137 [Quote]

>>82136
There goes our Sharty saver. Expect even more coal.