Oldsoislutta adventure 2: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/77681.htmlYou open your eyes and find yourself lying in a bed. You are in a cold and dark room, in the room you see skibidi gemson, skibidi amerimutt and Skibidi glowie.<Oh my burger, i tho

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Oldsoislutta adventure 3: Soypocalypse Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:07:40 №81839 [Last 50 Posts][Quote]

Oldsoislutta adventure 2: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/77681.html

You open your eyes and find yourself lying in a bed. You are in a cold and dark room, in the room you see skibidi gemson, skibidi amerimutt and Skibidi glowie.
<Oh my burger, i thought you where dead or something!
>What happened, where am i?
>We found you at the location of the the sixth admin of the website attack and brought you here to the tunnel network under /soy/ city. The surface is lost, the sixth admin of the website is planning to destroy the world with Project soypocalypse and the rest is confidential
>Wait did you say DESTROY THE WORLD???
>hes planning to open a portal to the cord at his flying fortress and this world will be consumed by brimstone
>We have to stop that nigger before its to late!
<Yeah, the american George floyd spirit will lead us to Victory or something like that
>lets do it!
First reply decides your first action

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:08:44 №81938 [Quote]

>>81937
Shoot him because he killed this site.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:19:30 №81939 [Quote]

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>>81938
<PLEASE SPARE ME!
>You ruined the sharty, so i dont think so
You shoot Froot right trough the head. His body drops down, he is dead. The gate to /qa/town is now open.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:20:47 №81940 [Quote]

>>81939
Explore it but beware of the coalm

AntiFurteen 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:31:43 №81941 [Quote]

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>>81939
Will /qa/town have its liberation?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:41:14 №81942 [Quote]

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>>81940
You go deeper into /qa/town and explore it. You spot some extreme forced coals infront of you.
You remeber that this is not the old /qa/, its the new /qa/.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:41:36 №81943 [Quote]

>>81942
Force Komputersem there.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:51:52 №81944 [Quote]

>>81942
Sv_cheats 1
Impulse 101

kill everyone.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:58:37 №81945 [Quote]

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>>81943
The coals seem to not be on the side of ädmin 6 even doe they are coals. You start showing them komputersem videos.
>look, komputersem
<Computersim? Do you mean the grooming simulator i play o algo?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:01:08 №81946 [Quote]

>>81945
Punch Shitoko.

Oh and by the way 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:05:36 №81947 [Quote]

>>81945
Alright fuck you then

Sv_cheats 0

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:28:55 №81948 [Quote]

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>>81946
>grooming?
You punch shitoko. He gets really angry and starts growing and deforming.
<DO NOT DISRESPECT MEXICORD O ALGO!
The sky turns blue and ädmin 6 speaks.
>KILL THEM, MY BRIMSTONES!
You now have to fight against deformed shitoko, zelligcuck and the murdered variant.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:31:00 №81949 [Quote]

>>81948
Shoot at the murdered variant and the 'zellingcaca first with your cannon and take cover to hide from deformed shitoko

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:57:24 №81950 [Quote]

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>>81949
You onetap the murdered variant and zelligcuck with your cannon. You, mutt and glowie take cover behind some rubble.
>We must come up with a plan
<american freedom is my plan or something
How will you try to defeat deformed shitoko?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:57:59 №81951 [Quote]

>>81950
Pray to Admin Thrembo.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:06:15 №81952 [Quote]

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>>81951
You put your claws together and start praying to admin thrembo. Your eyes begin to glow and start feeling more powerful.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:09:13 №81953 [Quote]

>>81952
Fire a laser.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:47:36 №81954 [Quote]

Thread is on pause until ’p spam is gone

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 10:05:03 №81955 [Quote]

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>>81953
You use your newfound powers to fire a laser at deformed shitoko. His clothes catch fire
>AAAAAAA IM BURNING O ALGO!!!

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 10:34:24 №81956 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 10:47:33 №81957 [Quote]

>>81955
shitoko braps and it causes a massive explosion

AntiFurteen 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:21:30 №81958 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:26:19 №81959 [Quote]

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>>81957
>BRAP ATTACK O ALGO!
Shitoko braps so hard that it causes a massive explosion that sends you flying several hundred meters. There are no signs of shitoko left, it seems like he brapped a bit too hard.
Congratulations, you have liberated /qa/town!
What will you do now?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:26:52 №81960 [Quote]

>>81959
Go to sneed city to liberate it

AntiFurteen 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:27:58 №81961 [Quote]

>>81959
Go to sneedcity

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:50:05 №81962 [Quote]

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>>81960
You and glowie and mutt go to sneed city like you promised mutt toilet. It takes hours to get there. When you get there you see that its more well defended than /qa/town. Several ships fly over the city.
>They are going in the direction of the fortress, They soypocalypse must be close.

AntiFurteen 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:57:00 №81963 [Quote]

>>81962
You very stealthily go to the city undetected by the planes

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 12:38:21 №81964 [Quote]

bump

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 12:55:32 №81965 [Quote]

bvmp

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 14:22:06 №81966 [Quote]

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>>81963
You stealthily sneak past the ships and planes and enter the city. It appears that There are no guards here. You see a store with the sign sneeds feed and seed.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 14:22:47 №81967 [Quote]

>>81966
Barge inside the store, shouting loudly o algo

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 14:32:55 №81968 [Quote]

Up o algo

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 14:54:28 №81969 [Quote]

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>>81967
You barge into the store and shout loudly.
>HANDS UP NIGGERS!!!
You are greeted by 2 yellow men.
<No racial slurs here in sneed city
>What is this place?
<this is sneeds feed and seed(formerly chucks), Ask us calmly instead of screaming if there is something you want or something
What will you Ask them?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 14:55:24 №81970 [Quote]

>>81969
Is there any sproke here?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 15:14:53 №81971 [Quote]

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>>81970
>is there any sproke here?
<No but We have some gemcola
Will you drink it?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 15:15:29 №81972 [Quote]

>>81971
Drink the gemcola

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 15:15:40 №81973 [Quote]

>>81971
Buy an entire pack for your allies

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 15:34:26 №81974 [Quote]

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>>81972
>>81973
You drink the gemcola, it tastes very gemmy and refreshing. You buy an entire package for your allies. This Will help you with liberating sneed city.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 15:36:22 №81975 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 15:37:28 №81976 [Quote]

>>81974
'dmin 6 locates your party and brainwashes the sneeds into brimstone bots

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 15:58:29 №81977 [Quote]

GEEEEMMM

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:01:45 №81978 [Quote]

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>>81976
After you leave the location a squad of cordsoldiers enter the store.
>PLEASE DONT TURN US INTO GRAY SKINNED NIGGERS!
<What did i say about racial slurs?
Ädmin 6 himself appears in a vantablack cloud of dust and starts brainwashing them into brimstone bots
>Join us and you will finally be real women!
<women?
>Yes and you will get paid for every toilet you kill!

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:02:17 №81979 [Quote]

>>81978
Spam this into his website.
Dear soyjak.party User,

soyjak.party received and responded to a legal process issued by the Federal Bureau of Investigation compelling the release of information related to your soyjak.party post history. A court order previously prohibited soyjak.party from notifying you of the legal process. We are now permitted to disclose the receipt of the legal process to you. The agency reference number or case number on the legal process is 2022[…].

For more information about how soyjak.party handles legal processes, message us at froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:06:51 №81980 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:23:44 №81981 [Quote]

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>>81979
You find the website of ädmin 6 and start spamming this on it.
>Dear soyjak.party User,

>soyjak.party received and responded to a legal process issued by the Federal Bureau of Investigation compelling the release of information related to your soyjak.party post history. A court order previously prohibited soyjak.party from notifying you of the legal process. We are now permitted to disclose the receipt of the legal process to you. The agency reference number or case number on the legal process is 2022[…].

>For more information about how soyjak.party handles legal processes, message us at froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com.
This makes ädmin 6 leave the building.
>What now!?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:28:46 №81982 [Quote]

>>81981
Go to >>>/ohio/ town

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:29:01 №81983 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:33:19 №81984 [Quote]

>>81982
Nahhhhhh

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:41:23 №81985 [Quote]

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>>81981
recruit help from skibidi cookie

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:46:33 №81986 [Quote]

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>>81982
You and your allies go to /ohio/ town to escape from ädmin 6 and his army. There you see some grimaces.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 16:58:48 №81987 [Quote]

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>>7762033
You sing the ohio grimace shake song to SOOThe the grimaces.
>only in ohio oh only in ohio oh

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 17:04:48 №81988 [Quote]

>>81987
wrong /ohio/ song doe
the grimaces feed you grimace shake

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 17:24:12 №81989 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:07:14 №81990 [Quote]

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>>81988
The grimaces feed you the grimace shake, this makes you turn purple. You are now grimaceslutta.
What will you do?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:08:07 №81991 [Quote]

>>81990
Suck the leaders dick as a thank you

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:10:11 №81992 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:23:16 №81993 [Quote]

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>>81991
The grimaces take you to their leader. You suck his BGC as a thank you for some reason.
<holy freedom, i wish that was me or something
>Can you please stop doing that? We got a soypocalypse to stop

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:24:37 №81994 [Quote]

they all beat up and rape the nerobumper cirna

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:25:05 №81995 [Quote]

>>81993
Now go liberate Sneed city

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:43:46 №81996 [Quote]

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>>81995
You listen to glowie and go back to your mission. You return to sneed city to liberate it once and for all, once you have done that you can get to the flying fortress, the location of the soypocalypse. You spot a large gathering of cordsoldiers. It looks like they are having a meeting.
What will you do?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:47:16 №81997 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:47:51 №81998 [Quote]

>>81996
bait them with a printed out photo of soyl*ta doused with skibidi grimace poison

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 19:48:56 №81999 [Quote]

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oil up

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 20:23:56 №82000 [Quote]

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>>81998
You walk up to them with a printed out photo of coalita doused with skibidi grimace poison.
You throw it at them and one of them pick it up.
>oh, gemlita!
The poison explodes all over the soldiers, killing them all instantly.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 20:26:31 №82001 [Quote]

>>82000
find the sixth admin of the website

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 20:30:31 №82002 [Quote]

>>82000
Install their rifles onto your toilet frame

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 20:43:21 №82003 [Quote]

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>>82001
You go deeper into sneed city. After a while see ädmin 6 in front of you.
>You arrived just in time to see your world end, once my air fortress arrives here in a few minutes i will use the power of the gem of life to open the portal to the cord, also known as niggerhell!
The sky starts glowing blue, you can feel the fortress aproaching.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 20:46:43 №82004 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 20:47:25 №82005 [Quote]

>>82003
did we get any special items along the way that we could use?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 20:51:42 №82006 [Quote]

>>82003
Get the mutt and glowie to ambush him then fire a laser at him

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 21:01:09 №82007 [Quote]

>>82005
the gemcola

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 21:27:52 №82008 [Quote]

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>>82005
>>82006
>>82007
You throw some gemcolas at ädmin 6 to distract him.
>MUTT, GLOWIE, NOW!
Mutt and glowie take down the guards. You shoot a laser at ädmin 6 but he blocks it with a shield.
>pathetic
Ädmin 6 dissapears in a cloud of vantablack brimstone dust. The sky starts glowing more intensively and you can hear the fortress approaching.

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 21:35:43 №82009 [Quote]

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Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 21:42:27 №82010 [Quote]

vp

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 21:48:34 №82011 [Quote]

>>82008
fly to the the sixth admin of the website's air fortress
>how
you decide

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 21:48:53 №82012 [Quote]

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>>82008
With a big bang(oh my science) the massive floating fortress warps in. The soypocalypse is almost here. You need to get up to the fortress, but How?

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 21:49:38 №82013 [Quote]

>>82011
whoops too late
>>82012
Go to the airport

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 21:49:57 №82014 [Quote]

The final phase of the adventure begins tomorrow. Keep bumping the thread so it wont be slid

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 22:02:13 №82015 [Quote]

vp

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 22:06:24 №82016 [Quote]

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>The final phase of the adventure begins tomorrow. Keep bumping the thread so it wont be slid

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 22:14:59 №82017 [Quote]

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>>The final phase of the adventure begins tomorrow. Keep bumping the thread so it wont be slid

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 22:28:20 №82018 [Quote]

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Chud 07/04/24 (Thu) 05:34:32 №82019 [Quote]

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patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 08:11:30 №82020 [Quote]

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>>82013
You go the the sneed city airport. You find a big plane there. You see a blue beam going up into the sky from the fortress, it must be the portal. or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 08:18:18 №82021 [Quote]

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patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 08:53:28 №82022 [Quote]

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patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 09:07:33 №82023 [Quote]

The event killed this thread

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 09:31:56 №82024 [Quote]

>>82020
Take the plane and crash it into the fortress

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 09:38:56 №82025 [Quote]

>>82024
do this

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 09:52:09 №82026 [Quote]

>>82023
WRONG!

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 10:03:52 №82027 [Quote]

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>>82024
You hop into the plane and fly it to the fortress. You crash land at the entrace to the fortress. You exit the plane.
>time to put an end to this
<for George Washing machine or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 10:16:32 №82028 [Quote]

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patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 10:28:49 №82029 [Quote]

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patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 10:31:13 №82030 [Quote]

>>82027
Throw a flasharrestg in the entrance or something

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 10:49:52 №82031 [Quote]

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>>82030
You see some guards inside of the fortress. You throw a flash grenade in the entrance. This stuns the guards. You enter the fortress

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 10:55:27 №82032 [Quote]

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patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 11:10:06 №82033 [Quote]

>>82031
steal their guns or however i am tread

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>>82033
You take their guns and attach them to the sides of your toilet. You keep going deeper into the fortress complex and enter a strange room. There are several timers counting down to the soypocalypse in the room. Just 10 minutes left.
You spot a cordjanny looking at a screen.
What will you do?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:28:14 №82035 [Quote]

>>82034
kill him

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:41:40 №82036 [Quote]

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>>82035
You use your new guns and kill the janny with them. An alarm starts sounding.
>INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
What do you do?

patriot 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:45:04 №82037 [Quote]

>>82036
run away as fast as possible