Oldsoislutta adventure 2: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/77681.htmlYou open your eyes and find yourself lying in a bed. You are in a cold and dark room, in the room you see skibidi gemson, skibidi amerimutt and Skibidi glowie.<Oh my burger, i tho

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Oldsoislutta adventure 3: Soypocalypse Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:07:40 №81839 [Quote]

Oldsoislutta adventure 2: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/77681.html

You open your eyes and find yourself lying in a bed. You are in a cold and dark room, in the room you see skibidi gemson, skibidi amerimutt and Skibidi glowie.
<Oh my burger, i thought you where dead or something!
>What happened, where am i?
>We found you at the location of the the sixth admin of the website attack and brought you here to the tunnel network under /soy/ city. The surface is lost, the sixth admin of the website is planning to destroy the world with Project soypocalypse and the rest is confidential
>Wait did you say DESTROY THE WORLD???
>hes planning to open a portal to the cord at his flying fortress and this world will be consumed by brimstone
>We have to stop that nigger before its to late!
<Yeah, the american George floyd spirit will lead us to Victory or something like that
>lets do it!
First reply decides your first action

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:08:35 №81840 [Quote]

HOLY SHIT THIS ADVENTURE SERIES IS FINALLY BACK

Mr G. Chad 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:08:54 №81841 [Quote]

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They encounter a party of gigas

Mr G. Chad 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:09:22 №81842 [Quote]

>>81839

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:10:42 №81843 [Quote]

>>81840
Everyone celebrates the third adventure thread coming out. You know what to do, OP

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:11:02 №81844 [Quote]

i come out of nowhere as a guest appearance and just jerking off

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:15:45 №81845 [Quote]

bump

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:19:33 №81846 [Quote]

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>>81841
On your way out of the tunnel you and the toilet squad encounter a party of gigachads. You are on high alert and Prepare to shoot.
>if You are aligned with ädmin 6 i will murder you! Tell me honestly.
Are they enemies or friends? you decide

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:19:57 №81847 [Quote]

>>81846
Friends.

Mr G. Chad 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:20:24 №81848 [Quote]

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Friends

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:20:59 №81849 [Quote]

>>81846
friends and i also appear out of nowhere as a guest apperance and i start jerking off

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:24:32 №81850 [Quote]

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>>81847
>We are your friends lil bro, We came here to escape from the ädmin 6 invasion
You now know that They are on your side. You shake hands with the gigachad in front of you and keep going towards the bunker exit.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:25:15 №81851 [Quote]

>>81850
See the state of Sharty.

Namefagger 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:26:37 №81852 [Quote]

Your blogpost is very good. Keep it up

Mr G. Chad 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:28:24 №81853 [Quote]

There should be at least 5 gigas in the party or something

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:31:03 №81854 [Quote]

>>81850
i appear out of nowhere and start beating it

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:35:41 №81855 [Quote]

OP, what's your visualization of the state of the Sharty?

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:41:44 №81856 [Quote]

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>>81851
You and the toilet squad exit the tunnel and see the state of the sharty. Everything is destroyed, the administrative building is nowhere to be seen and only a few ruined buildings remain. You see the ships of ädmin 6 in the distance. They are searching for you.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:41:58 №81857 [Quote]

>>81856
Camouflage.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:45:41 №81858 [Quote]

>>81856
i appear out of nowhere and start beating it and after i explode i lead them to safety

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:53:22 №81859 [Quote]

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>>81857
You camoflage yourself with some of the only grass you can find. The ädmin 6 ship passes by. It seems to have worked. You see some members of the ädmin 6 army in front of you.
Will you sneak past or attack them?

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:53:58 №81860 [Quote]

>>81859
You get detected before any action is taken

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:54:09 №81861 [Quote]

>>81859
Sneak past.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 13:54:20 №81862 [Quote]

>>81859
i appear behind the members of the sixth admin of the website and i start jacking light speed behind them and bust all over them leaving them trapped in a sticky white web of my seed and i lead our heros to safety

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:02:30 №81863 [Quote]

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>>81860
Your camoflage falls of you and you get detected by the soldiers.
>uh oh
>SHOT THEM NOOOOOOW!
The soldiers fire their guns at you.
What attack will each member of the skibidi squad do?

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:03:33 №81864 [Quote]

>>81863
I appear out of nowhere and instantaneously bust on the soldiers, killing them instantly.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:07:10 №81865 [Quote]

>>81863
Fire back and tell your fellow skibidi's to attack from the sides

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:26:57 №81866 [Quote]

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>>81864
Some random nigger falls from the sky and combusts on the soldiers, setting them on fire and turning them into dust.
>marge, What just happened
You are just as confused as everybody else.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:29:07 №81867 [Quote]

Up

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:30:10 №81868 [Quote]

>>81866
Call for help.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:31:04 №81869 [Quote]

>>81866
Call mutahar

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:31:34 №81870 [Quote]

>>81869
Ask if he is apart of the tail an who might help

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:31:51 №81871 [Quote]

>>81870
*Taliban

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:34:00 №81872 [Quote]

>>81866
Turn the gigachads into skibidi toilets (make one of them a strider and the other a mutant)

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:42:00 №81873 [Quote]

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>>81869
>>81870
You call your old friend mutahar.
>hello, i need help!
<What help saar?
>are you part of the taliban? They could help me against ädmin 6
<taliban? No im not part of the taliban and i dont have time to help you becuse im goon- helping people with redeeming and stuff, goodbye saar
Mutahar hangs up

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:43:01 №81874 [Quote]

>>81873
Watch his latest video to be happy.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:44:47 №81875 [Quote]

>>81873
Get troonella to transition your enemies, troonella will of course come out of our earhole

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:48:01 №81876 [Quote]

Norm from the new norm saves them with the infinity gauntlet

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 14:58:24 №81877 [Quote]

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>>81874
You start watching mutahars latest kino video to get happy but then a bright light starts shining on you.
<its right behind us or something right
>yeah
You have been spotted by the big ship.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:00:11 №81878 [Quote]

>>81877
Turn the gigachads into skibidi toilets and stand your guard

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:02:41 №81879 [Quote]

>>81877
NORM FROM THE NEW NORM SAVES THEM YOU HEAKIN CHUD

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:06:31 №81880 [Quote]

>>81877
glowie uses his gangster controls to hack into the ships thrusters

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:09:39 №81881 [Quote]

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>>81879
DO THIS

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:14:19 №81882 [Quote]

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>>81878
You run back into the bunker and turn the gigachads into skibidi toilets. You then go outside and take a stand against the ship. You hear a voice coming from the ship.
>YOUR LUCK HAS RAN OUT, DISCORD WON, ÄDMIN 6 WON, SURRENDER OR DIE!
What will you do?

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:15:40 №81883 [Quote]

>>81882
pull up on the opps

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:16:16 №81884 [Quote]

>>81882
Pray to Admin Thrembo.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:34:14 №81885 [Quote]

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>>81883
You pull up on the opps(jump up on the ship and shoot the driver), this causes the ship to crash land. The chads are impressed and congratulate you.
>i think you might be a chad just like us

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:34:58 №81886 [Quote]

>>81885
Improve the city.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:55:32 №81887 [Quote]

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>>81886
It seems like all soldiers of ädmin 6 in the area have been defeated.
More toilets emerge from the bunker. They start improving the city by building defenses and setting traps.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:56:16 №81888 [Quote]

Bump

Carter Smith from Tennesse 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:56:46 №81889 [Quote]

>>81887
I appear and shit on everyone

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:57:08 №81890 [Quote]

>>81887
Start mewing to get yourself a chiseled jawline

Carter Smith from Tennesse 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:57:35 №81891 [Quote]

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>>81889
This is me btw

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:58:06 №81892 [Quote]

>>81891
irl mutt

Carter Smith from Tennesse 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:03:16 №81893 [Quote]

>>81892
Nah deem i am like 20% turkish 20% (0%) russian and 1488 pure americaryan o algo

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:10:50 №81894 [Quote]

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>>81890
The sigma gigachad toilet teaches you How to mew. You start mewing like the true skibidi sigma you are. You now have a chiseled jawline, this trait will stay on you for the entire adventure thread.
You remember you mission, you must find teh flying fortress stop the soypocalypse as soon as possible, but How?

soytan 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:12:00 №81895 [Quote]

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>>>7749457
>The sigma gigachad toilet teaches you How to mew. You start mewing like the true skibidi sigma you are. You now have a chiseled jawline, this trait will stay on you for the entire adventure thread.
>You remember you mission, you must find teh flying fortress stop the soypocalypse as soon as possible, but How?

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:13:01 №81896 [Quote]

>>81894
Modify some of the bigger toilets and assemble a full skibidi toilet super army, and also buiod a second TRVTHNVKE

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:34:35 №81897 [Quote]

bumpé

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:41:40 №81898 [Quote]

>>81897
Devil trips

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:49:01 №81899 [Quote]

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>>81896
You modify some of the bigger toilets and assemle a full super army of skibidi toilets to defend the city. Your forces even build a second TRVTHNVKE.
At night, ädmin 6 decides to strike. The sky turns blue and hundreds of ships warp in. You hear ädmin 6 speaking from seemingly nowhere.
>YOUR LITTLE GAME ENDS HERE!
What will you do?

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:52:30 №81900 [Quote]

Up

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:52:46 №81901 [Quote]

>>81899
ATTACK!

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 17:09:13 №81902 [Quote]

>>81901
bump

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 17:16:02 №81903 [Quote]

>>81899
OP why is it taking you this long to make a new picture

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>>81901
Your forces begin to attack. You try to stop them.
>YOU RETARDS, THIS IS SUICIDE!
The ships surround the toilets and kill them all. You are very angry at How retarded your toielts are.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 17:22:42 №81905 [Quote]

>>81904
'min 6 gloats and lures you into a nightmare, Miitopia-style

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 17:34:12 №81906 [Quote]

>>81904
troon out again

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 17:37:08 №81907 [Quote]

>>81904
draw poopson

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 18:24:50 №81908 [Quote]

bump gem

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 19:05:55 №81909 [Quote]

bump

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 19:25:47 №81910 [Quote]

>>81909
Where ar3eyou OP

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 19:29:49 №81911 [Quote]

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>>81905
Ädmin 6 starts gloating.
>Too scared to fight? You will never be a real admin, you have no cult of personality, you have no cord server, you are not even a human, YOU ARE A TOILET!
He appears in front of you, you run towards him but then you something strange happens. You get sucked into a nightmare. You see all your greatest fears, squirreljaks death and something from your past life, Fundamental. Paper. Education.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 19:32:40 №81912 [Quote]

>>81911
You understand he's just manipulating you, you ignore his stupid words and shoot at him!

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 19:37:19 №81913 [Quote]

Also i'm suprised FPE is included in this

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 19:46:17 №81914 [Quote]

bump

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 19:50:18 №81915 [Quote]

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>>81912
You understand that he is manipulating you. You ignore his brimstone words and shoot at him but it just goes through him.
>Fool, this is not real, you cant kill me
You break out of the nightmare and find yourself at gunpoint by the ships.
>SURRENDER OR DIE!!!
What will you do?

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 19:51:04 №81916 [Quote]

>>81915
You shoot one of the ships in the engines and run to dodge the other one

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 20:04:59 №81917 [Quote]

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>>81916
You shoot one of the ships in the engines. This causes the engine to blow up and the ship crashes. The other ship flies at you and you run to dodge it.

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 20:11:19 №81918 [Quote]

Up

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 20:19:07 №81919 [Quote]

>>81917
Launch the TRVTHNVKE to end the battle

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 20:29:18 №81920 [Quote]

>>81917
start watching komputersem

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 20:42:37 №81921 [Quote]

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>>81919
>LAUNCH THE TRVTHNVKE BECUSE IM A SLF NOOOOOOOW!!!!
The trvthnuke launches and explodes in the middle of the fleet. The ships the tossed aside and destroyed.
Congratulations, you have won the battle for /soy/ city!
What will you do now?

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 21:04:46 №81922 [Quote]

Up

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 21:10:19 №81923 [Quote]

>>81921
search for 'min 6 and make sure he's dead

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 21:33:35 №81924 [Quote]

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>>81923
You, mutt and glowie search the area for any sign of ädmin 6 but all you find is crashed ships and dead soldiers and toilets.
>ädmin 6 is still alive, i can feel it.
>so what now?
<yeah what now or something like that
>We must get to the fortress, but first We must liberate /qa/town
<No, please liberate sneed city first, it was my favorite place or something to that degree
What place will you attack, /qa/town or sneed city?

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 21:33:59 №81925 [Quote]

bump

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 21:34:56 №81926 [Quote]

>>81924
/qa/town first then sneed city

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 21:35:46 №81927 [Quote]

bump for top of the 'log

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 21:42:06 №81928 [Quote]

bumpé

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 21:53:44 №81929 [Quote]

bumpé

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>>81926
You decide to attack /qa/ town first. When you get there you realize that its being guarded by none other that froot.
<well well well, look who has found their way back to me, YOU WILL PAY FOR THE DAY YOU PUT ME IN NIGGERJAIL!

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 22:08:18 №81931 [Quote]

>>81930
Start the attack by shooting at Frqqt

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 22:20:39 №81932 [Quote]

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>>81931
>i may have spared you the first time, but this time you wont be as lucky!
You start shooting at froot, it penetrates his armor and he takes damage.
<AAAAH! NIGGEEERRR O ALGO!
The soldiers start shooting at you

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 22:21:58 №81933 [Quote]

This is a pretty good place to end it for today. I will continue it when u wake up

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 22:27:58 №81934 [Quote]

>>81933
Yeah i'm cool with that, this shall be part one of episode 3

Chud 07/02/24 (Tue) 22:29:44 №81935 [Quote]

>>81932
start watching komputersem

Chud 07/03/24 (Wed) 06:41:42 №81936 [Quote]

Up

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>>81932
You fire an explosive round at Froot and the soldiers, this knocks down the soldiers. Froot runs at you and starts blasting his shotgun.
>NOW!
Glowie and mutt grab froot by the arms and hold him down. You raise your arms and Prepare to behead froot.
<NOOOO PLEASE DONT DO IT! I DONT EVEN LIKE ÄDMIN 6! I CAN HELP YOU!
Will you listen to him?