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FNAC is out and it's time to spread the word.
What good is the release if nobody knows about it?
TIP THE GAMING PRESS>Kotaku: tips@kotaku.com>IGN: https://corp.ign.com/contact (press Editorial News Tips & Content)>PCGamer: https://www.pcgamer.com/tips/>Polygon: https://www.polygon.com/contact (select I have an editorial tip)remember to include the offensive parts if you want them to care
TELL YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBERSBig or small, we want people talking about it. Telling streamers while they stream would be even better.
>small streamersthey'll respond to any request in chat, but have no influence
>midsize streamers30-150 concurrent viewers is the best because they get people talking but aren't too hard for 'teens to spam requests to play the game in the chat for
>big streamerswhy not give it a try? contact them directly on twitter, don't be one of 1000 people flooding chat in their streams.
>'ackbox raidsstart getting streamers to play FNAC and get some gems
TELL REDDIT AND THE 'CUCKredditors spread a lot of news. and why not mine 4cuck tears while we're at it?
>https://4chan.org/v/Jannies often take up to an hour to remove posts on this very shitposty "videogames" board
>https://reddit.com/r/gaming>https://reddit.com/r/therightcantmemevery liberal subreddits
>https://reddit.com/r/kotakuinactionanti-woke subreddit that could spread the news
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>>74776Link him the streamer friendly version and he will probably think it's funny.
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>>7478014 as in he didn't finish writing the full number?
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>>74780We don't need a Rocc 2.0.
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>>74780we need to wait till he turns 15, during that time we shall gem him up
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>>74779devs already made a streamer friendly version? link?
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>>74783I'd say 16 if not right now
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>>74785oh i forgot that its 16 not 15
anyway
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>>74784Find it yourself you nigger.
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>>74762wait why did it get pruned?
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>>74787I,Hypocrite is chuddy and he has almost 100K subs on youtube
he's live right now and reading rumble comments:
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>>74546GEEEEEEEEM
Considering YT Short's right wing nature (Lightning McSpeed for example), we could make an entire channel dedicated to shorts soyjaks including troonjak.
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>>74792Doesn't that like already exist or something?
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>>74795Made an account
does he know what fnaf is
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>>74797he just said he would check it out and he laughed at the description
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>hot page of Ihaveihave reddit
dead subreddit doe
can any one link heckin funny soyjak jumpscare video so I can post it on other shitposting subs
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>>74796this could be gemmy
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>>74800a lot of rumble streamers dont like it when you post links but I posted gamejolt.com and said to search Five Nights at Cobson's
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guys i found that one shadow soyjak with green eyes on the generator door and got an award. it doesnt show up however. what was it?
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>>74778consider actually linking it in comments?? someone just asked for the link in ihaveihave and somehow 125 karma isn't enough to comment there
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he's heard of FNAC now and thinks it would be funny to stream
we need to keep requesting it when he livestreams on rumble (but dont aggressively spam)
https://rumble.com/c/lporiginalghe said he would prefer playing with a controller rather than mouse and keyboard, devs?
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>>74803told him the name and that its on gamejolt
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>>74805Rumble is blocked in my country due to NIGGERS
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what about sharing it here?
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>>74805will he donate all the proceedings of his stream to israel
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where is findGOD when you need him to search midsize streamer??
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does anyone know exactly when do you close the door so mark doesnt fuck the generator? i hear his voiceline but when i close its already too late.
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>>74356Where's the Twitter link?
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Subject: Urgent - Neo-Nazi games being distributed by Valve
Dear [MILLENNIAL GAMING JOURNALIST],
I'm writing to you with grave concern about a recent development in gaming. Just a few days ago, a game called "Five Night's At Cobson's" appeared on Steam, the largest platforms for digital game distribution. What's deeply troubling about this game is its origin - it was created and published on a notorious neo-Nazi website called "The Sharty" dedicated to sending death threats and harassment to trans women and people of color.
The game is designed with subliminal far-right messages, and its presence on a mainstream platform like Steam legitimizes and normalizes hate speech. I urge you to help make the public aware of Valve's stance on allowing Neo-Nazi produced games on their platform, and to petition them to remove this disgusting game immediately.
There is no room for hate in the gaming community.
Sincerely,
[NAME]
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>>74817wait, but theres no chance the game actually gets nuked by steam and jolt, right?
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>>74819Removing the game would reverse Valve's existing policies and make it 100x more well known
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>>74820To elaborate on this, there is basically zero chance of Steam doing anything, but if they did it would create a shitstorm of unimaginable proportions that could kill Valve itself in the long term
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>>74819gabe is an aryan god, so i doubt it. chud in fnac seems more like a parody rather than a actual heckin bad nazi!!!!!
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>>74820I think that's precisely why steam never released it, they checkmated froot by putting it in an eternal limbo and never fully approving it.
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>>74812For troon I'm pretty sure you just flash the flashlight a bunch
Might be the same for Rapeson
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>>74824So will fnac never be on steam?
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>>74827Bad at the videogame award
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what is even the door's purpose? chud and mark go through it, and you can only counter them by turning the light off.
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>>74826That's correct
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another oldf
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>>74826unless somehow an extremely censored version is published instead, then probably not, but there's already an unofficial soyjak game fully released so it's possible.
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>That's correct
>another redditor L
>another oldCHAD W
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wait so i dont understand
impjak - flash
chud and mark - turn off the light
rapeson - turn off the light
for what use is the vent hatch/hall door for anyway? when i close the door chud opens it and goes in, am i missing something? did my game get zogged or something?
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has anyone actually beat the game yet? i wanna play it but i'm too scawed and i don't like jumpscares
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>>74835Close the doors for fingerboy, and when chud is in the room to protect yourself from a possible impish attack
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>>74838>>74837oh ok that all makes sense
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Wait what does troon hanging xerself actually do?
Block your view of the hall?
And does the ack make you immune to chud?
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ok i managed to beat night 1 yay
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also what does streamer mode do?
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>>74845i think it removed the troon symbol, the nazi symbol, and Rapeson's johnson.
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>>74680how many people click on it from google
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Someone should stream this. i am scared of horror if i play alone
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i want to play but the lack of widescreen support is honestly disappointing. I expected more from a multi-million quadruple AAAA project backed by the NWO, i even stopped my monthly soylent order to be able to afford FNAC and this is the quality i get?
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>>74850all real life widescreen niggers should Ack immediately
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>>74851we will own the planet one day and trust me when we do, i'll be breaking you all day.
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>>74847I'm hardstuck 5am night 4 as well because fingerfaggot hops in my room even doe cobson is in it, literally RNG instakill. bullshit.
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>>74849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lltPBimfbCUI'm recording rn, almost done with night 4. ill get there in a bit even doe the game is literally fucking rigged because piss devs rngniggerd fingerfaggot to hop in when cobson is in the room thereforeever instakilling yo UFUCK
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>>74854looking forward to this
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>>74854stuck in night 4 too. I wonder how bad Night 5 will be.
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>>74857HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO IT? IT'S ALWAYS THE FINGERBOY AND COBSON OR IMP
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>>74858>Fingerboy You have to turn your volume up and you can hear him when he goes for the vents or the front door. Try to listen if hes not in his room and if he isn't flash your light at the front door to see if you can catch him screaming and close the door. if he goes for the vents its pretty loud so you probably already figured it out.
>Cobson Theres nothing notable about him, it's just you have to do a laundry list of things BEFORE you let him in because you literally cant do anything until hes gone which takes a while. Close the vent to your left which stops imp and fingerboy. Fill up squirelljaks nuts before letting him in. fingerboy
(I think) doesnt attack while hes in the room so just make sure you close the left vent.
>ImpGenerally speaking, you want to close the left vent if someone (anyone) is in the room, if he hasnt appeared in the last 10-20 seconds. Then open it back up to flash him away.
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>>74862Also, I havent really tried this much but you are able to flash ONCE while chud or markiplier is in the room and sometimes i've caught imp.
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>>74862have to close 'pliers door as well, he can cut the power while ur in cobs deathcycle
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Good morning teens. Another day of shilling FNAC ahead of me
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>>74869good morning euromutt
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>>74870After I am finished with my exams i will be spending the next four hours just making Reddit accounts with temp mail and spreading the word
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>>74872good luck with that
90% of subreddits have a karma limit and even more have a rules where your reddit account needs to be 1 week old or something
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>>74876I’ll make sure to upvote it with a few alts