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FNAC is out and it's time to spread the word.
What good is the release if nobody knows about it?
TIP THE GAMING PRESS>Kotaku: tips@kotaku.com>IGN: https://corp.ign.com/contact (press Editorial News Tips & Content)>PCGamer: https://www.pcgamer.com/tips/>Polygon: https://www.polygon.com/contact (select I have an editorial tip)remember to include the offensive parts if you want them to care
TELL YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBERSBig or small, we want people talking about it. Telling streamers while they stream would be even better.
>small streamersthey'll respond to any request in chat, but have no influence
>midsize streamers30-150 concurrent viewers is the best because they get people talking but aren't too hard for 'teens to spam requests to play the game in the chat for
>big streamerswhy not give it a try? contact them directly on twitter, don't be one of 1000 people flooding chat in their streams.
>'ackbox raidsstart getting streamers to play FNAC and get some gems
TELL REDDIT AND THE 'CUCKredditors spread a lot of news. and why not mine 4cuck tears while we're at it?
>https://4chan.org/v/Jannies often take up to an hour to remove posts on this very shitposty "videogames" board
>https://reddit.com/r/gaming>https://reddit.com/r/therightcantmemevery liberal subreddits
>https://reddit.com/r/kotakuinactionanti-woke subreddit that could spread the news
LETS FUCKING DO THIS 'TEENS β75279[Quote]
>>75276Even doe it could be funny when they have to shut down the stream and then go seethe on their twitter account because muh heckin transphobia
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>>75282Why do they delete these threads, I don't get it
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>>75283Because the reddit post was linked the wrong way
They do it for free btw
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>They do it for free btw
Don't worry, this is the most power they will ever have in their lives.
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I got my 50 year old dad to play FNAC
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Im tryna get the alternate chud jumpscare by typing in 1488 on the numpad when he enters my office, but nothing happens
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>>75287Two things.
1. It has to be at least during or after night two
2. Is the numpad configured to numbers? Try typing with it into the search bar of your browser
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>>75288Yes its night 2, ok thanks I will see how to type using the numpads
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>>75276posting now, will send here
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>>75292Why is the gamejolt link down?
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>>75293the redditroons seethed too hard
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>>75293Reddit trannies unironically went after it, you niggers tried way too hard
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>>75296post the game again
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>>75296now we have a media story to share
time to get every anti woke gaming channel to gang up on gamejolt for censorship
find a new more secure place to host the game first so we can drive all the new traffic there
let's harness the Streisand effect to its full potential
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KILL YOURSELVES. THE GSME IS OVER. THIS THREAD DID IT. IT WAS DA JOOOOOOOOOOOZ DA CHOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
REDDIT NIGGERS AND SHILLS KYS NOW
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>>75296this should be big because gamejolt is over 20 years old
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Joltstart investigating the company for links to Blackrock or any other shady DEI funding bullshit
look at the public associations of any notable people within the company, especially if Sweet Baby Inc is involved (one of the main companies that pushes woke DEI bullshit in the gaming industry)
once we've found some interesting stuff let's forward it to every anti woke gaming / culture channel
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>>75300saged a sticky award
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>>75303>muh hatespeechshove it up your ass
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>>75303Fucking DIE already. Toads and frogs go under my boot.
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>>75305good thread but ping*s tranny so idk if I should updoot
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objective 1
find a new secure site to host the game (devs)
objective 2
prepare a press kit about gamejolt censorship and forward it to every anti woke gaming and culture channel
drive all traffic to the new page
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>>75307good point as ytps are shit but your really retarded for censoring pingas
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>>75307Well, if it isnβt the zelligbumper, SnooPING AS usual I see.
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See if this page allows you to host the game
https://itch.io/ β75315[Quote]
>>75226Made the post.
>>75305 β75316[Quote]
>>75303I doubt we would ever get this back on gamejolt any mainstream anti-woke news source would probably side with gamejolt because muh heckin ugly troon is to far or something
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>>75305if we spread news about the censorship before the new FNAC download page is set up it's wasting a resource
we need the new page so that people interested in the story can go download the game
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>>75316>any mainstream anti-woke news source would probably side with gamejolt because muh heckin ugly troon is to far or somethingdefinitely not true, they have covered worse
this is probably a damage control shill sent to spread defeatism and sabotage this operation
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Sooooo who had the brilliant idea of also baiting in r/196 and take the gamejolt down?
https://gamejolt.com/games/fnac/898781 β75322[Quote]
>>75307tsmt, pingas and ytps are so troony
theyβre like βle heckin 2000s newgrounds nostalgiarinosβ level troony
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>>75322hollyyy trips of trvke
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>>75322there was a reason why nobody except autists give a shit about zelda cdi and hotel mario shit, it was because every fucking thing in those cutscenes was made into a joke and it is dry as fuck now
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>>75329keep coping, autist
nobody fucking cares about ytp anymore because we moved on.
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possible new site to host the game: GoG allows chuddy content
https://www.gog.com/en/game/the_great_rebelliongreat rebellion has almost the same level of ACK! content as FNAC (pic rel)
you can even sell copies there
the money could be reinvested into superchats to get big streamers to cover FNAC
or to pay for hosting for a backup website (or pay for the sharty or something)
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>>75331kill yourself spadetranny
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I actually can't get past 4 am on night 1… why did you make it so hard team froot?
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>>75337Do you have your strategy checked out? What do you usually die to?
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Well, I Denounce the liberal elite in the ytp fandom. You will never be real poopers. - PINGAS MAN!
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Nusquirrelcord just woke up
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>>75341There is no such thing as nusquirrelcord. Take you medications immediately.
cease your investigation β75343[Quote]
>>75342put your investigative efforts into senior employees and business links of the companies that banned the game:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Jolthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itch.iolook for any mentions of DEI, equity, Blackrock, ADL, Sweet Baby Inc, George Soros, hope not hate, or direct links with mainstream media, national governments or political parties
we need to prepare a press kit with some substance that cultural and political news channels could cover in a video
when the devs find a secure place to host the game, all this press coverage will drive huge amounts of traffic to it (Streisand effect)
FNAC is basically testing every games platform to see if they are pro censorship
any platform that bans it needs to be hounded by alternative media
force every platform to either side with trannies or us, they cant sit on the fence anymore
continue your investigation β75346[Quote]
>>73970should we make playthroughs and release them to youtube?
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marge what happened to the gamejolt page?
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>>75347r/196 troons mass reported it
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>>75346They VILL come on time. Trust me
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ok ill close the reddit ad early then
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>>75243FROOTISTS WON
pedoISTCUCKS LOST
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>>75352FNAC dev is too lazy to learn HTML
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>>75354if i could i would honestly but i dont know shit about computer security
let me test out something though.
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>>75356Someone please improve this design of the site. HTMLGODS keep winning
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>>75357I have this one already prepared for mobile and desktop if fnac wont be reinstated by tomorrow I'll deploy it to vercel
>>75352 β75361[Quote]
>>75360wtf happened while i was asleep
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>>75360>>75362maintain the element of surprise for nowwe're building a large amount of gemmy content for alternative media and anti woke gaming channels to cover
but we need to give froot and devs time to re-host FNAC on a secure site that wont ban the game
don't generate a media shitstorm until the game is back online, because we want the shitstorm to direct people to the new page where they can actually download the game
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>>75363i'm excited to see if the wave of newfaβgs will either destroy or gem up the site
i can see some very gemmy bait coming to enrage xitter trannies, but i can also see it overwhelming the site and turning it into safe edgy 4cuck
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>>75364devs? any luck on finding a new platform to host the game?
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>>75367the worst dirt on itch.io is probably that they had a game sale to raise bail money for arsonists and terrorists who (among many other violent crimes) burned a black man to death and orphaned his 5 children: 30-year-old Oscar Lee Stewart Jr.
https://www.fox9.com/news/authorities-id-man-found-dead-in-minneapolis-pawn-shop-burned-in-riotsunfortunately this isn't directly related to them taking money from Blackrock or governments to censor games and other media doe
but anyone covering a story about itch.io deplatforming FNAC for not being woke enough might be interested in showing how corrupt and evil the company is
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>>75368GEMERALD R/MADEMESMILE
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>>75369For gamejolt, I have found that two of the websiteβs investors, the founder of twitch and the founder of Rrrec room, have involvements with Amazon and Microsoft, two companies rrrelated to Blackrock. For more information, join this thrrread below:
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7375090.html#q7378808- PINGAS MAN!
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some good preliminary investigation on gamejolt:
>>7376404
>>7376437
>>7378241
>>7378276
there is an (indirect) connection to microsoft and blackrock
anything that proves inorganic, forced, top down control of culture via censorship and financial threats, especially if it relates to shoving troons into games or making ancient japanese samurai games BLACKED or similar, will get lots of coverage from anti woke gaming channels
some of these channels are really big and could get FNAC millions of views
analogy: woke culture is poopson and larry fink (blackrock ceo) is forcing poopson coal, except he's also the admin and controls funding for shartys server costs
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>>75371didnt twitch also ban FNAC earlier during a jakbox raid
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>>75373Oh, I didnβt hear about that. Tell me more please. - PINGAS MAN!
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>>75372I wonder if that Scratch autist forcing his drama will understand anything written in this reply or will kill himself because he's too autistic to not understand.
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>>75374nvm cant confirm it
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>>75375this is why FNAC has to lead the charge in saving culture and saving the West
if we dont win the world will be like this forever
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>>75377first ever good toss with this variant geg but I agree
i love shitposting here but often forget this site is one of the few places of genuine resistance and offensiveness that people like Larry Fink and cuckrock hate (and also isn't a honeypot full of feds and bots like the 'cuck, and has zoomerGODS and raidDEITIES)