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If this gets
500 1000 replies, root has to pin this thread for three days and perma anyone who posts nas zellig brim in /soy/.
Root Edit: My offer was 1000 replies for Fundamental Paper Education bans. If you post FPE in /soy/ for the next 3 days you will get a surprise ban between 15 minutes and 6 hours, it is like rolling the dice.Root Edit 2: Jannies have their marching orders. Good luck FPEfags. 
Root Edit 3: Due to the day of downtime, FPE ban is extended by 24 more hours.
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Deliver the ‘za
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September 16 - TOR is blocked.
September 17 - glowtext and bluetext are added. Someone publicly leaks the invite to the QAfe, so mods public ban everyone in the thread. The name field is also re-added on /soy/. After the scripted 1111111 get, mods plan to remove the deletion field, as well as dubs, similar to 4chan's /v/. pedo also returns and plans to do a Q&A with Soot. Mods also can no longer post with their capcodes after posting about a sharty pass.[it just is, ok?] Lastly, a 15 year old 'teen uploads a shining gemerald video painted as colorjak
September 18 - A CP thread is made on /soy/, but this one featured the infamous "Daisy's Destruction". The thread is up for 20 minutes before moderators delete it. It amassed over 100 replies in that period and many were shocked at the "new low".[73] WE BROKE pedo: pedo makes a few posts complaining about the harassment and threats he got after acquiring the site. pedo also reverts EVERYTHING back to how things were during the Soot era.[74] reportedly, a 'teen allegedly kills himself during the chaos.[it just is, ok?] Later that day, a 'teen tops the IRL colorjak from earlier by posting videos of himself smearing his own shit on his face and eating it on camera.[75] pedo, starting afresh, promises a handful of new changes.[76] /fap/ is also added.[77]
The Afterparty
September 19 - Forced anonymity is enabled sitewide. The Afterparty archive archives posts on /soy/ that are more than one hour old.
September 20 - 2 years of soyjak.party! Forced anonymity is removed on /qa/. On /soy/, Chud changes to 2 years! . A button with the text "Click here to get your medal" appears. Clicking the text causes " 2 YEARS ON BALD MEN WITH GLASSES WEBSITE " to show up. The archive is expanded to encompass all the boards as well. Soyteens try to steal a get on /vmg/ but fail.[78]
September 22 - After yet another catty wiping raid, which includes CP and shill links to a dead site, pedo makes a post on /suggest/ where he reveals that the admin of said site was perpetrating CP spam on the sharty and then reporting the links so he could kill the site and bring users to his bunker. A thread quoting pedo with an angry yurijak is made as a joke, but because pedo's post is locked, it ends up becoming the de-facto discussion thread. In a rare occurence, the sharty is almost compl
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Yes saar
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etely in agreement with pedo and many users turn on the bunker.[79]
September 24 - Soot holds a Q&A session on /qa/[80] He had mixed feelings on pedo's sharty, being supportive of the moderation but skeptical of the /fap/ board. He also confirms that he has a girlfriend, which caused the chuds to join the 41%. The caption text on /soy/ changes to "Their[sic] just drawings, calm down."
September 25 - pedo replaces reCaptcha with larp groupNET's own software, Kaptcha. Kaptcha is only put on /soy/ when making new threads and is not mandatory to fill out.
September 26 - MOST COBSONS ARE BANNED. Posting Cobsons, with the exception of still images, would temporarily give an automatic 30 day ban. This was due to pedophiles embedding child pornography into gifs and videos. larp groupNET and Discord are working with authorities to track down the posters.[81] pedo later changes the rules. Janitor applications reopen. Kaptcha becomes mandatory. /soy/'s caption changes to "The jaks posted here are artistic works of coal. Only a fool would call anything posted here a gem.
September 30, - /fap/ is deleted. Attempting to navigate to the board will redirect the user to The Easy Peasy Method to Quit Porn.
October '22
October 1 - A rogue janny uploads an Ongezellig-themed thread, which is th
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GET STOLEN BY POOPSON
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e worst nigger ass NAS incident in a while. Meanwhile, pedo adds spinning text (–). The photon theme is also removed and replaced with Dark2.
October 15 - Post hiding is silently added.
October 17 - Mods plan a q&a within "the next two weeks."[82]
October 18 - The Discord crackdown begins. Any janitor that participated in "sharty discord servers" will get banned for 30 days and be ineligible to moderate.[83] This follows a leak of the QAfe Discord.[84]
October 20 - No NAS Thursday. Any NAS posts on /soy/ get deleted and the poster banned for 1 day.
October 27 - A soyteen makes a bait suicide thread for (You)s. He later comes out and says it was a joke.[85]
October 29 - Sharty staff do a Q&A.[86] A notice with the text "THINK TWICE - All illegal images will be reported to law enforcement" now shows up next to the upload field. Video embeds are also re-added, a feature that was removed by Soot less than a month after the site was made.
October 30 - A message on /soy/ appears with the text "Attention to the womans of
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200 LEFT
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200 MORE TO GO NIGGERSV
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soyjak.party. 2 loyal hard working men of larp group network are seeking a wife. Asmat Tursanov and Bogdan Tigbayev. Cash rewards, free housing, and other benefits are applied. Please put your interests to the suggest board or leave mesage at the email. mwprogram@larp group.net thank you."[87] It is unknown if the message is real or a joke. The message was then equally mysteriously deleted.
October 31 - Flags are briefly added on /soy/.[88]
November '22
November 1 - Posts that have "kys" in them will show what the abbreviation actually means; "Kiss Your Self".[89]
November 2 - pedo buys a Datsun Cherry and asks soyteens what they think. pedo ends up getting ratioed until pedo does a counter-ratio.[90] The default anonymous name changes from Chud to RIP /QA/ to remember the 1 year anniversary of the death of /qa/.
November 3 - Cobson can now be seen peeking out at the bottom right hand corner while browsing the boards, reminding you that he is, in fact, a gem.[91] On Telegram, pedo expresses his idea to polish up an already-existing dating software, implementing it as a cross-network larp group dating service.[92] He later holds a poll asking if this is a good idea, to which a majority of 67% vote no.[93]
November 4 - The 'craft server opens up for real. The wiki suffers a DDoS attack.
November 5 - Forced anonymity is removed on /muv/ in order to discuss Soycraft easi
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ier. Mods also plan to undo all rangebans on November 7 as an experiment.
November 6 - Mods move a LGBT bait thread to /b/. Threads such as that one had been plaguing /soy/ for some time. A mod responds by reminding soyteens that the promotion of LGBT values is prohibited on larp groupNET properties.[94][95] A rogue jakparty.soy janny posts on /soy/, leaking information about the website's owner, Loot and his involvement with raids against the sharty. He is subsequently removed from jakparty's janny team and the site undergoes a DDoS attack.[96]
November 7 - /bant/ is created. Turkey Tom mentions soyjak.party in his livestream.[97]
November 10 - The thread that asked pedo to add a 'zellig banner after 30 days finally reached that threshold, so, a result, /soy/ gets flooded and becomes /zellig/. Mods end up temporarily banning Ongezellig discussion on /soy/.[98]
The Five Board Plan
November 11 - A teen uploads a nine page PDF titled "The Five Board Plan"[99][100] detailing his desire to lessen the amount of boards on the sharty from 22 to 5 as to fix what he views as "board bloat". pedo reads over the PDF about an hour after the thread is posted and announces his intent to enact the plan with minor modifications on pedo's end. Later, pedo enacts the change, hiding every board except for /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /g/, /bant/, and /o/.[101] /g/ is now known as Generals rather than Technology. Calmtext also gets re-added. The booru modifies its upload policy.[102]
November 12 - pedo announces on Telegram that there will be a trial run of the larp group dating software on November 13th at noon EST, scheduled to run for 4 hours.[103] He posts a screenshot of the service (named simply "larp group Dating") as a preview.[104]
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November 13 - A thread on /soy/ is stickied of an image of Neptune edited to have Cobson's face.[105] At 12:00 PM EST, larp group Dating begins its test run. [106] It consists of 19 chatrooms (two of which, specifically 13 and 14, are classified as "TR - Halal") allowing users to chat with another. A message on /soy/ appears linking to larp group Dating, with the caption "Stop being a lonely incel today!". While initially set to last for 4 hours, it ends a little over an hour after launch. The link to larp group Dating redirects to a message from larp groupNET's Internet Services Directorate stating that the program had "concluded earlier", and that the 6 successful matches made during the test run will be offered larp groupNET positions and a "certificate of union".[107] pedo goes on /soy/ to clarify that the early closure was due to "too many underage Ukrainians trying to sell pics of themselves" and that larp group Dating would not be coming back. He also announces that he will be reversing the Five Board Plan by bringing back some of the boards. Furthermore, he announces a possible plan to co-buy 4chan with a friend for 4m, as well as reformatting the rules and wiping /soy/ to "kill off most of the necrobump gimmick threads". Finally, he states that the deal to buy 'zellig fell through and that "Massa may fall out of his window soon". [108] /bant/ is hidden and /int/, /a/, /pol/ and /r/ are restored.
November 17 - Soyteens successfully get a post to the 24,000 post bump limit.[109] SoyBooru gets a rebrand. 'teens raid a gay men group masturbation video call, creating an amazing gemerald.
The Unpluggening
November 19 - The Unpluggening: The 'party discovered and began investigating nonsensefag bots spamming the comment section of the video ♪ Homestuck THE MUSICAL - Animation Song Parody by user LHUGUENY.[110] The bots from that video then invaded the sharty, and caused mass hysteria. Soyteens then went to war to defeat the bots, and asked for fact-checked and peer-reviewed sources for everything the bots said. First signs of infection came about on the certain thread[111][112] questioning the strangeness of the videos newest comment section. It is believed by many 'teens and rightly so that the person who made the thread had connections to the bots due to the fact that the bots learned rather quickly of soyjak.party, and began making posts on the site. (even doe it would take a long time to code the AI so they could post on soyjak.party) Here are some takes on the thing:
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Theory one: the bots were simply hosted by some schizo for free with no monetary reward whatsoever.
Theory Two: the bots were trained there so they could be used for certain places and communities, as well as shill a NWO agenda and tell people to take their medications and eat the bugs.
November 20 - Dotspam becomes explicitly banned. Anyone caught dotspamming will get a permanent, unappealable ban.[113]
November 23 - A Janny gets BTFO by Cobson posters on /soy/.[This happened, ok?]
November 24 - "Today is thanksgiving, please remember to be very thankful this day!" appears in the blotter, as well as a stickied post of Cobson reminding soyteens to stay warm and safe this winter.[114]
November 25 - On the Booru, following some soyteens removing tags on posts they don't like in order to get them deleted, Booru moderators lock some new posts, causing some butthurt on /soy/.[115]
November 26 - After being routed to the default larp groupNET error page, the Afterparty (on sp.logwarehouse.net) starts working again.
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I WAS FUCKING THERE NIGGUH
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December 1 - An official poll to determine Soyjak.party's Variant of the Year started.[116] Voting lasted until December 14th.
December 3 - On his Telegram, pedo posted a screenshot of an e-mail he received from an account ending in fbi.gov that had the subject "Threats to Life". He captioned the screenshot "Enough with the fake shooting hoax threads." Assuming pedo isn't trolling us, this is the second time that pedo publicly announced that the sharty had been noticed by the FBI, following another school shooting threat a few months ago. It most likely would have been caused by this thread from the day prior (which apparently was posted from Langley, Virginia[117]). On the same day, pedo posts "4chan 2023." It is unknown if pedo closed a deal with Hiroyuki or something else.[118] This gives 'teens hope that /qa/ will have the last laugh. A 'teen makes Bobe, a variant that mocks Froge.
December 4 - SoyBooru temporarily shuts down for maintenance.
December 7 - A notice with the following text shows up: "Bans issued this week: 6,201." Azmat Tushkanov, a larp group employee then posts the following: "Hello to spammers I am Azmat Tushkanov, i am here from emergency resources center of larp group. I came here to gives a specil thanks to spammer for of making great contribution to larp group by letting IP's are add to our database for anti spam. Sincerely, Asmat."[119] This follows a large spam attack.
December 8 - The Ongezellig banner gets added, after pressure to do so mounts.[120]
December 9 - pedo decides to play a prank on 'teens by pretending the site has been seized by the FBI. [121][122]
December 11 - After days of nightly scat raids, janitor applications re-open. Posts also get Christmas hats.
December 12 - Turkey Tom, after getting spammed by soyteens, says pedo could join his stream if he sends him a 100 dollar superchat. However, pedo is not present. [123]
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wiki reposting gem
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December 1 - An official poll to determine Soyjak.party's Variant of the Year started.[116] Voting lasted until December 14th.
December 3 - On his Telegram, pedo posted a screenshot of an e-mail he received from an account ending in fbi.gov that had the subject "Threats to Life". He captioned the screenshot "Enough with the fake shooting hoax threads." Assuming pedo isn't trolling us, this is the second time that pedo publicly announced that the sharty had been noticed by the FBI, following another school shooting threat a few months ago. It most likely would have been caused by this thread from the day prior (which apparently was posted from Langley, Virginia[117]). On the same day, pedo posts "4chan 2023." It is unknown if pedo closed a deal with Hiroyuki or something else.[118] This gives 'teens hope that /qa/ will have the last laugh. A 'teen makes Bobe, a variant that mocks Froge.
December 4 - SoyBooru temporarily shuts down for maintenance.
December 7 - A notice with the following text shows up: "Bans issued this week: 6,201." Azmat Tu
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anuary 6 - Lifesucksthenyoudie pays some people on Fiverr to make a video titled "I Love Cobson."[128] The archive starts working again. A soyteen makes a website called Jak.soy, a shock site very similar to Kekma.net, and start spamming it everywhere. The soymoji chart is completed.[129] /giga/ and /bant/ are quietly unlocked.
January 7 - Some minor changes to the design of the site. For posts, "No." was changed to "№." Users are no longer known as "Chud," as no name shows up anymore. Visible e-mails were also removed, with visible sage replacing it. Users can still view if a post had something in the e-mail field by using inspect element. These changes are very quickly reversed, with the exception of the post number and visible sage.
January 8 - Nightly Raids return, with the catalog being flooded with MrBeast spam, as well as the site being DDoSed.
January 9 - reCAPTCHA and Cloudflare shields are enabled (for posts and replies) in order to brace for the >>>/soy/2000000 GET, which is achieved later that day. Despite the GET being considered brimstone by most, pedo had a positive outlook, writing "It took just a week short of 2 years for us to reach 1,000,000 posts on /soy/, but only 4 months for it to reach its 2,000,000th post. Time goes by so fast!… here's to another million posts, it'll go by real quickly. ❤️" on his Telegram.[130] Post deletion gets de-facto disabled, with the timer being changed from 10 seconds to 3 years.[131]
January 10 - Soot-style moderation, when it comes to NAS, returns to /soy/ as a test.[132]
January 11 - /incel/ comes back, which becomes a containment board for hostilely off-topic posts which are generally disliked by the community and used to be allowed on /soy/.[133] This coincides with larp groupNET cracking down of the promotion of LGBT issues on its network.[134] Some Russian text "Жить стало лучше…" (Life got better…) shows as an announcement.
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VVIN NOW
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>>69933hnnnggg
anuary 12 - /soy/ temporarily goes under the unforgiving eye of ROBOT9000: Anyone that makes a non-original post gets temporarily muted. This was found to have been a mistake: An announcement with the text "I am sorry for the sub par moderation in the past 9 days, there has been alot of misbehavior, but it will be fixed now. Due to the large quantity of spam, i decided to wipe the board. Also, the robot was accidentally enabled for 1 hour and 33 minutes." showed up.[It just did, ok?]
January 13 - Soyteens have an autistic temper tantrum over some Twitter kike nobody who called the site a "wojak site" or something. 'teens own him epic style by committing federal crimes.[135] pedo announces that KNN (larp group News Navigator) had returned. Sharty fixes is deleted. KNN gets integrated with the 'party. A 'teen trolls infamous right-wing grifter Nick Fuentes with a gemmy livestream donation.[136]
January 16 - A 'teen that goes by the name "NIGGERWEED@SOYJAK.PARTY" goes through leaked databases in order to hack various WordPress websites.[137]
January 18 - Soyjak.party temporarily goes down, which leads some 'teens to believe that the site is down for good. /soy/'s catalog gets completely wiped. A 'teen makes a thread where he puts this article into GPT3 to see what it would say would happen in the future. One of the changes that happened was that pedo would announce a mascot called Bobo the Sharty Janny.
January 19 - pedo announces the Kolsyetmol Engineers Committee. The program is for those under 20 years old, and is to teach people PHP as well as employ them at larp groupNET. This is announced on the party. Soyjak Wiki changes its skin from Timeless to Monobook.
January 21 - Soyjak.party becomes "Paused" by larp group, possibly due to maintenance.[138]
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February '23
February 2 - The DOOM thread gets derailed and later moved to /incel/, after commotion concerning the thread possibly now being run by a Discorder. This move causes an unusually large mixed reaction.[147][148]
February 4 - A federal contractor, or at least someone pretending to be one, does an AMA on soyjak.party. The thread later gets taken down by mods after it gets spammed with illegal content.[149] Sharty gets temporarily paused for a brief moment as people panic ((damage control)).
February 11 - /fap/ gets silently re-added.
February 12 - A mysterious audio file is played on the sharty.[it just is, ok?] You will NOT investigate it.
February 13 - 'teens plan an oldCHAD-style IRL raid at castro street in San Francisco.[150] /soy/ now only had 20 pages instead of 40.
Battle of /soy/
February 15 - The catalog gets flooded with Colorjaks. A Know Your Meme page about the 'party gets made.[151] 'Teens attempt to dox the creator of the Know Your Meme page as retribution.
February 18 - A 'teen hangs a soyjak.party poster in Venice Beach, California.[152]
February 19 - pedo plays around with the CSS a bit more, such as making everything a triangle and making replies tilt in.
Soygate
February 20 - 'teens start making children soyjak videos to game the YouTube Kids algorithm.[153] The threads, however, get derailed by an ARG. Some software changes are noticed on soyjak.party. It is unknown what these changes were forwhat was noticed exactly? were testing, but phoneposters couldn't post, with a error message that contained the string detectMobileUser, suggesting that pedo started testing mobile user detection, or that a slip-up revealed datamining that was already in place.[154][155] Others speculated that an ASCII tag was being added, as that was used in /test/.
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February 23 - Soyjak.party starts changing into many different languages, including Japanese, Chinese, Turkish, and Hebrew.
February 24 - SoyBooru accidentally approves a NAS image of a Black Man in a sexual pose.[156][157]
February 26 - Janny accidentally (?) pins a thread of a bird , igniting possibly one of the worst best threads in the history of the 'sharty.[158] Later the same day a thread voting on whether Ongezellig should be banned from /soy/ or not descends into a similar bout of schizophrenia due to 2 NAS spammers fighting [159]
Soyvil War 3 buildup
February 27 - Infamous nigger comedian Sam Hyde posts a 'jak from the sharty on the same day it's made, possibly revealing he is a 'teen.[160] [161] (Or that some 'teen DM'd it on twitter you wishful idiots) There are threads stating that the Soyvil War 3 is going to happen very soon and it will be between anti-zellig posters and pro-zellig posters. The spoiler photo was changed from "Gold" to "Gem".[162] Mods announce that Post No. 2419157 will have a yellow background,[163] and 'teens are shocked when it actually does.[164] /nate/ gets renamed from "Coal" to "gems".[165]
February 28 - All threads but one get wiped, as mods try an experiment where soyteens can only post on one thread.[166] Images are now stored at larp groupNET's CDN website, kncdn.org. The default URL scheme changed from
https://soyjak.party/BOARD NAME/res/THREAD ID.html to
https://soyjak.party/BOARD NAME/thread/THREAD ID.html.[167]
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March 1 - SUDE: 711chan raid, one of the greatest raids in site history.
March 2 - A janny does a super-rare public ban on a frognigger after he asks the jannies to ban all trannies. This incident is widely celebrated, because frogniggers are insufferable. Soyjak.party discovers the tranny twitch streamer lifeinmastermode. Soyjak.party doxes him, discovers his phone number and repeatedly sends him pizzas[168][169]. Two different soyteens call him, (one of them does so twice) and make fun of him until he hangs up. A link to a compilation of the calls made by the second soyteen can be found here.
March 3 - A small breadtuber makes a video claiming Soygate is a secret alt-right operation. Soyteens retaliate by doxing him. The video is then promptly removed by the frightened 'tuber. The catalog gets wiped.
March 4 - Popular Roblox youtuber Ruben Sim confirms that he browses the party and regularly participates in raid threads.[170][171]
March 5 - Someone claiming to have met pedo in the army makes a thread on /soy/[172]. After days of intense scrutiny and speculation about him, pedo embeds Michael Jackson's song "Leave me Alone" in the thread. 'teens dox a random old lady just because.[173]
The Splicesoning
March 6 - In the early morning, pedo posts in a thread about the deletion of /qa/, where he reveals the reason he believes /qa/ was deleted. The thread instantly blows up, with over 200 replies to his posts being made in 20 minutes.[174] It's March 6th, the day Bobo is supposed to become the mascot! Soyjak Wiki changes its logo temporarily to Bobo for the occasion. Bobo will always be a gem. /soy/ gets wiped yet again. The birth of Splicejaks.
March 8 - Mods start moving doxing, harassment, and raid threads to /raid/.
March 9 - Sobot announces anonymously via the mod capcode: "Jackbox, transgender people doxes, and retaliation type threads will now all be moved to /incel/ and /raid/-ACKKKKKK." That message later gets redacted and the mod gets punished. The "decision"[175] to ban most raid threads gets vetoed and all threads gets moved back to /soy/.[176]
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March 10 - /QA/ FUCKING WINS!!!!!!!!!!! - In perhaps the most important GET in party history, (arguably only beaten by the /s4s/ get), /soy/ steals /lgbt/'s 30 millionth get. [177] This day is known as Mario day because mar10 looks like Mario.[it just is, ok?]
March 11 - The catalog gets wiped again. 'Teens make a half-assed dox and harass a tranny because he made some awful music.
March 12 - Attempt at raiding rdrama.net ends up in infinite seething from their part.[178] Some 'teen buys the domain strawpoil.com, and makes it redirect to the /soy/ board.
March 13 - A random thread is rapidly spammed full of 18 digit number hundreds of times, severely lagging the site and making posting difficult. [179] [a] Soyteens are confused, and speculate as to the reason. A few minutes after this, soyjak.party turns on Cloudfare's DDOS protection, and the attack stops. 4 minutes after Cloludfare was enabled, a 'teen made a thread announcing he had DDOS'd rdrama, implying that the spam attack was part of a retaliatory attack by them. Although this is initially believed, it is quickly realized that he had no evidence he was actually behind the DDOS, and 'teens overwhelmingly conclude he is an offsite user trying to provide a casus belli for rdrama to raid soyjak.party. [180] It is currently believed that the rdrama and soyjak.party attacks are unrelated. Various fuckery occurs with the poster username, being changed from "Chud" to "Chu" to "CHVD" over the course of an hour.[181]
March 14 - A fake Chrome "This page is unavailable" page appears for a few minutes. All hell breaks loose on the 'sharty.
March 16 - /soy/ gets wiped by johnson spam as well as advertisements to a certain splinter site.
March 17 - [minecraft] is added to the header of the site.
March 18 - soyjak.party and SoyBooru take a very hardlined approach against Discord, mandating that users leave them immediately, as a crackdown may be happening soon.
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March 19 - The entire catalog gets wiped from a nightly raid.
March 21 - The catalog is rapidly spammed with images of the nerd emoji and random strings of text. A couple of seconds after the spam begins, the site is updated so a neighing sound plays each time a new tab is opened. /soy/ is locked and Clouldfare's protection is turned on. Spam is then deleted, and the board unlocked. At the time of the lock, the nerd posts took up about 1/3rd of the catalog. Immediately after all spam posts are deleted, a new rule gets added: "You will not participate in or promote discord servers, telegram channels, social media chats or groups, or other off-site, online communities which are harmful or evil in nature." Whether or not the addition of this rule was correlated with the spam is unknown. Some sort of foul play by the administrators was widely suspected, as the neighing noise must have been added by them, which would prove they were online - yet, they chose not to stop the spam until a good 5 or so minutes later.
March 22 - SoyBooru reaches 30,000 posts. SVYIDAE catches the attention of the party and thread is made about them. Unfortunately, it was not archived, and had been lost to time. Their soywiki page contains many of the relevations uncovered in that thread, though.
March 26 - Tanki, a communist who had been ruining soyjak.party raids on Twitch streamers for at least a month, got 5 soyjak posters stuck to his home's front door.[182] Tanki had ruined a large amount[b] of Jackbox raids in the past by lurking in raid generals and telling any targets what was happening to them. He sometimes stuck around long enough to make entire threads fail. He was a persistent enough nuisance to get doxed, upon which a /soy/ user realized they lived within 5 minutes of his address.[183] A couple of days later, the same user made a thr
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March 21 - The catalog is rapidly spammed with images of the nerd emoji and random strings of text. A couple of seconds after the spam begins, the site is updated so a neighing sound plays each time a new tab is opened. /soy/ is locked and Clouldfare's protection is turned on. Spam is then deleted, and the board unlocked. At the time of the lock, the nerd posts took up about 1/3rd of the catalog. Immediately after all spam posts are deleted, a new rule gets added: "You will not participate in or promote discord servers, telegram channels, social media chats or groups, or other off-site, online communities which are harmful or evil in nature." Whether or not the addition of this rule was correlated with the spam is unknown. Some sort of foul play by the administrators was widely suspected, as the neighing noise must have been added by them, which would prove they were online - yet, they chose not to stop the spam until a good 5 or so minutes later.
March 22 - SoyBooru reaches 30,000 posts. SVYIDAE catches the attention of the party and thread is made about them. Unfortunately, it was not archived, and had been lost to time. Their soywiki page contains many of the relevations uncovered in that thread, though.
March 26 - Tanki, a communist who had been ruining soyjak.party raids on Twitch streamers for at least a month, got 5 soyjak posters stuck to his home's front door.[182] Tanki had ruined a large amount[b] of Jackbox raids in the past by lurking in raid generals and telling any targets what was happening to them. He sometimes stuck around long enough to make entire threads fail. He was a persistent enough nuisance to get doxed, upon which a /soy/ user realized they lived within 5 minutes of his address.[183] A couple of days later, the same user made a thread where they revealed they planned to stick 5 soyjak posters (including one of 'cado's asshole) onto Tanki's front door. An hour after the creation of the thread, OP went through with it, causing Tanki to become enraged. He then launched into a rant so angry and incoherent that it ended up becoming memorialized as a copypasta. This event lead to the sharty's getting featured on Kiwi Farms.
March 27 - pedo joins the Soycraft server and messes around for a couple of hours.[184] A thread made about him joining is stickied for about an hour, possibly by him, as he revealed he was watching the thread shortly after it was stickied. [185]
March 28 - The fake QAfe discord server gets leaked.[186] It is revealed that goth was a member of it, meaning all members of it openly associated with a 'p spammer, except the gorillazfag, who tried to dissociate himself from the QAfe but was still banned. Numerous posters who reveal they are members of it get permabanned. pedo comments on the situation multiple times. Anti-cord sentiments reach record highs.
March 29 - Soyjak.wiki turns 2 years old.
March 30 - A hash banning system is developed. As a test, posting this image automatically gets you a 24 hour ban.[187]
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April '23
April 1 - April Fools' Day! Soyjak.party's color scheme is changed to resemble a Discord server, while SoyBooru becomes TheFrogPond and this wiki becomes Soyjak Wikia (a parody of a fandom.com wiki)
April 4 - A 'teen hires random normalfags REEEEEE to review soyjak.party. Unsurprisingly, they don't like it.[188]
April 5 - pedo departs for England.[189]
April 7 - 'p gets spammed on zellig threads, causing the janny to wipe the catalog
April 8 - Rare wiki raid with a bunch of pages getting replaced with goatse and pedo briefly wordfilters jak to jack for some reason
April 9 - Janitor applications open up. pedo stickies a post stating that he tried UCC Coffee. pedo responds once with this 'jak. This post later gets deleted.[190]
pedo reveals the identity of Chud ## Manager, Doll
April 10 - Ongezellig is temporarily banned on /soy/, with a planned pedo announcement at 4PM EST relating to its admissability. Shortly after this, soyjak.party gets seized.[191] The site comes back 30 minutes later, and pedo announces that there will be a soyjak.party site with a (.ru) domain in case of future scenarios.[192] A sticky is posted announcing that soyjak.party will ramp up enforcement of its policies against animal abuse, child abuse, and promotion of illegal activities.[193] A mod responds to a detractor with the following:
>NOOO I CANT POST VIDEOS OF CHILD ABUSE THAT I TOTALLY DONT JERK OFF TO ITS SO LE FUCKING OVER NOOO WHAT LE HECKIN HECKERINO!
kys
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These changes were later reverted, with the following statement placed in the blotter:
pedo's appearance was cancelled.
Due to intense criticism, the proposed rules were nullified.
They were proposed to make the site better, as the moderation sees 0 value in sharing videos and pictures which depict non-sexual violent abuse of children and animals, but since the users refused to accept this, the rules were nullified.
However, Rule 1 still applies, and sharing illegal imagery will result in a strict ban.
These rules were not suggested for legal reasons, but for ethical reasons.
But it is important we maintain the will of the people, even if their will is unethical or evil.
It's important to note that most users were in favor of the changes but for some reason the mods chose to listen to the spammers instead. pedo makes a thread in which he discusses with soyteens issues about the site. He mentions being tired and burnt out, which came from his UK trip and the site being seized earlier in the day. He mentions that there is a hashban system in place and that spammers that post illegal content are being dealt with, but commonly evade their bans. Finally, pedo publicly reveals the name of Chud ## Manager, who is known as Doll.[194]
April 13 - Mods sticky a modified version of the rock throwing gif in which the rocks are replaced with meds. The text "meds and johnson now" accompanies it.[195]
April 16 - Frogposters plan an "invasion" on /soy/. Around half a page got wiped from it. The raid was considered a soyteen victory and frogtroon fail.[196] A normal desktop thread gets created, before it ends up getting derailed by a nine-year-old, in which 'teens are shocked that someone that young is browsing the sharty.[197] "god bless you all and I love you, sharty" - the nine year old
The Network Security Service gives a press release on the John Doe situation.
/soy/ meets Chitwood
April 17 - A 'teen makes a credible threat to John Doe, which causes him to get reported to the Volusia Police Department. The nuQAfe starts spamming links to various nonexistent splinters, along with invites to their 'cord.[198] The nine year old from yesterday posts a picture of his tiny white pecker to try and prove he isn't an AI, and as a result he was banned from the sharty and had his IP address leaked. All of these happenings cause large amounts of horror and outrage, causing many 'teens to claim that the sharty has fallen.[199] The nine year old also allegedly ban evades and responds to multiple replies and threads on the sharty.[This happened, ok?] In an attempt to cheer things up, the following blotter is added:
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pedo's appearance was cancelled.
Due to intense criticism, the proposed rules were nullified.
They were proposed to make the site better, as the moderation sees 0 value in sharing videos and pictures which depict non-sexual violent abuse of children and animals, but since the users refused to accept this, the rules were nullified.
However, Rule 1 still applies, and sharing illegal imagery will result in a strict ban.
These rules were not suggested for legal reasons, but for ethical reasons.
But it is important we maintain the will of the people, even if their will is unethical or evil.
It's important to note that most users were in favor of the changes but for some reason the mods chose to listen to the spammers instead. pedo makes a thread in which he discusses with soyteens issues about the site. He mentions being tired and burnt out, which came from his UK trip and the site being seized earlier in the day. He mentions that there is a hashban system in place and that spammers that post illegal content are being dealt with, but commonly evade their bans. Finally, pedo publicly reveals the name of Chud ## Manager, who is known as Doll.[194]
April 13 - Mods sticky a modified version of the rock throwing gif in which the rocks are replaced with meds. The text "meds and johnson now" accompanies it.[195]
April 16 - Frogposters plan an "invasion" on /soy/. Around half a page got wiped from it. The raid was considered a soyteen victory and frogtroon fail.[196] A normal desktop thread gets created, before it ends up getting derailed by a nine-year-old, in which 'teens are shocked that someone that young is browsing the sharty.[197] "god bless you all and I love you, sharty" - the nine year old
The Network Security Service gives a press release on the John Doe situation.
/soy/ meets Chitwood
April 17 - A 'teen makes a credible threat to John Doe
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which causes him to get reported to the Volusia Police Department. The nuQAfe starts spamming links to various nonexistent splinters, along with invites to their 'cord.[198] The nine year old from yesterday posts a picture of his tiny white pecker to try and prove he isn't an AI, and as a result he was banned from the sharty and had his IP address leaked. All of these happenings cause large amounts of horror and outrage, causing many 'teens to claim that the sharty has fallen.[199] The nine year old also allegedly ban evades and responds to multiple replies and threads on the sharty.[This happened, ok?] In an attempt to cheer things up, the following blotter is added:
Just a reminder that most of the sharty-themed discord servers (Which are explicitly banned) are filled to the brim with unironic pedophiles, zoophiles, and trannies. This isnt being used as an insult, its stating a fact. These discords are frequented by notorious CSAM spammers, and this isnt an open secret, they are publicly invited by the owners. Rooms exist in which CP spam attacks are coordinated, and users are encouraged to share child abuse material through "trading" accounts. These are sick people.. Be vigilant and remember what pedo said about them.
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This isnt a reflection of the shartys userbase, its a indication of a healthy host infected with a parasite. These repugnant subhumans do not represent you or us, they are more akin to a malignant tumor, and with proper treatment, can be rooted out.
We will begin to take these matters into our own hands, and begin action to uproot this insidious behavior.
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE SUBHUMANS, YOU WILL BE CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE AND BE PERMANENTLY, IRREVERSIBLY BANNED.
The catty gets wiped, and anti-cord posts begin to spring up. An uptick in Angryjak self insert posts is noted, probably all made by the same user.[200] pedo is announced to have left for an unknown period of time, Doll is instated as the temporary admin.[201] /r/ is re-added. A frognigger steals the 2888888 GET.
April 18 - 3 more 'teens get reported to the Volusia Police Department. IT'S OVER for one of them, meanwhile the other 2 get away with it.[202]
April 20 - /psy/ is added for the day. Sobot adds a large amount of anime photos that contain a small soyjak at the corner to SoyBooru, which causes immense backlash. Doll ends up administratively deleting the images.[203]
April 21 - A rogue mod stickies a NAS cat meme. In response to the backlash that this sticky had, the mod responds with "Wh..what the… WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS!! WHERE IS THE DISCORD!? WHERE IS THE new frootist order PORN!? THE CP?! THE NIGGER GORE?! THIS ISNT ALLOWED! MODS! BAN HIM! DEMOTE HIM NOW! UNSTICKY THIS! ITS HURTING MY FEE FEES NOOOOO YOU HECKING TRANNY HOW DARE YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT I DONT LIKE FUNNY!"[204]
April 22- The 9 y/o returns and causes mass hysteria among the denizens of /soy/. In response, the Jannies delete every thread he starts posting in.[205][206] /sneed/ is re-added for the weekend. The NSS announces that they have been working with the Turkish Republic of North Cyprus to arrest somebody, to which many assumed to be goth.[207]
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bump
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10 minutes until i finish downloading farcry 6 you fags better step it up
April 24 - A 'teen commits a heccin' unwholesone hate crimerino by stealing an LGBTQ progress pride flag from a "church", then later cuts it into an LGB swallowtail, attaches a drawing of a chudjak riding a troon carousel, and deems it the LGBCHUD- flag.[208] The catalog gets wiped. Doll announces that threads that promote pedophilia, as well as audio files or images from CSAM are now strictly prohibited. A ban on NAS racebait is also announced.[209] A mysterious page called the.html is created.
April 25 - Frogposters are at their maximum, multiple threads were created on the sharty to bait. some schizo forms a pseudo-group called "Gem Control Cabal" and spams in multiple coal threads. A thread dubbed "lets make this the biggest thread in sharty history" gets thousands of botted replies and counting. NSS director Anton Maximov posts "Молитесь сегодня. Юрию предстоит пережить момент, меняющий его жизнь. Пожалуйста, поддержите его." (Pray today. Yuri has to go through a moment that changes his life. Please support him.) The thread was later mysteriously deleted. /nate/ is changed back from "gems" to "coals."
I AM WHITE
April 26 - The 3,000,000 GET was achieved after an hour of sperging, "Fordposting" Whaddup son! and kaptcha fails. The GET was titled "I AM WHITE" with a spongebob gem. P was posted in the get but was removed, some speculate this was zelligposters and some speculate it was goth. There is no speculation cuz even the jannies and doll knows that goth is behind all the 'p spam
April 27 - Another soyteen steals the pride flag at their local "church". Some girl attentionwhores herself in an /incel/ thread and decides to post numerous sexual videos for some reason.
The Baby Bot
April 28 - A poll[210] is made related to the ban situation of 'zellig on the sharty about if it deserved to be permanently banned of the sharty, keep the ban like before or unban 'zellig on /soy/. The poll quickly gets botted by anti-zelligers adding dozens of votes to the permaban side. The pro-zellig side counters with more bot votes and eventually the poll ends up with over 3,000 votes. Another teen made a second poll, this time requiring a username. Results showed that the pro-zellig side was winning before that poll also started to get botted. Someone makes a bot that spams all posts with a picture of babyjak with either "First, "second" baby" or no caption at all.
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April 29 - A 'teen commits extortion by blackmailing a Twitter user into posting "sharty won, newgods won, im built for Big Baby Cock" or else they would be doxed. 'teens raid a youtube stream the stream's title is "My last stream before suicide" in the stream he pauses and his controller disconnects and nothing happens for an hour until his friend stops the stream. Shortly after the stream a video with the title "Rest in peace, fly high" is uploaded.[211] /soy/ becomes Infowars.
April 30 - All but four threads on /qa/ get wiped. Doll claims that if fighting on /qa/ continues to get worse he will "step in and end it." Shortly after, all threads associated with the wipe get deleted.
May '23
May 1 - Racebait is banned on /soy/ but remains permitted on /nate/.[212] [213] A thread asking for 'teens to post audio files of their voice is pinned on /q/. The audition is for "a special project coming up soon"[214]
May 3 - pedo travels to Cuba for "unannounced reasons." Users suspect that this may be due to the Cuban healthcare system, of which he is either seeking cheap treatment for HIV, or perhaps some other health issue.[215] Some butthurt schizo spams TND gore all over /soy/ for hours, its unknown how he avoided a ban for so long. The platejak variant is conceived in a thread and earns a tag on the 'booru.
May 4 - A race war erupts on /soy/. Anti-white and anti-black threads are posted and subsequently bumped every couple of minutes. The baby bot temporarily returns to /soy/. Another bot posts a few dozen threads on /qa/ with images of randomly colored rectangles and random words.
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April 30 - All but four threads on /qa/ get wiped. Doll claims that if fighting on /qa/ continues to get worse he will "step in and end it." Shortly after, all threads associated with the wipe get deleted.
May '23
May 1 - Racebait is banned on /soy/ but remains permitted on /nate/.[212] [213] A thread asking for 'teens to post audio files of their voice is pinned on /q/. The audition is for "a special project coming up soon"[214]
May 3 - pedo travels to Cuba for "unannounced reasons." Users suspect that this may be due to the Cuban healthcare system, of which he is either seeking cheap treatment for HIV, or perhaps some other health issue.[215] Some butthurt schizo spams TND gore all over /soy/ for hours, its unknown how he avoided a ban for so long. The platejak variant is conceived in a thread and earns a tag on the 'booru.
May 4 - A race war erupts on /soy/. Anti-white and anti-black threads are posted and subsequently bumped every couple of minutes. The baby bot temporarily returns to /soy/. Another bot posts a few dozen threads on /qa/ with images of randomly colored rectangles and random words.
May 6 - A soyjak border is added to all media uploaded to the sharty making the site NAS-free. The border is deleted about an hour later. Ongezellig gets unbanned on /soy/ and is now, once again, allowed on /soy/. This had caused mass seething amongst the anti-zellig camp, including some goth wannabe from kosovo posting dancing swede in a pro-zellig thread.
May 7 - A 'teen posts a twitter thread of a tranny making fun of a child for falling on his head. The sharty is disgusted, and decides to dox him in retaliation.[216] Numerous pizzas are sent to his house, and he later complains on twitter about getting doxed.[216] This is not believed by his twitter friends, who believe he is trying to victimize himself to minimize the fallout from his crude post.
May 8 - The mods sticky a thread announcing that they plan to release a "sharty saving gem".[217] They state that it will be interactive, and hype it up a lot in the sticky. The catalog is filled with threads of users speculating what the release will be, and the majority of other discussions die out. An hour or so after the announcement, the catalog is wiped for seemingly no reason, and the announcement sticky is replaced with a new one, with an image that simply reads "Soon".[218] A few minutes after this, all images posted by users become black and white. A thread asking if the black and white change was the sharty saving gem gets quints, and "CHVD ## Mod" replies in it to clarify that it is unrelated to the planned release.[219] Shortly after this, the change is reverted.[c] A few hours later, the "Soon" thread is unstickied, and doll makes a post in another thread implying the release will be delayed until tomorrow.
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May 9 - The sharty saving gem hyped up by the mods is released - soyjak.earth! A thread is stickied linking to the soyjak.earth.[220] It's a 1000x1000 canvas where users can place one pixel every 6 seconds. Opinions are mixed, with many lamenting the frequent use of bots on the site. A pooner by the name of Hyde makes a viral Shitter post disrespecting soyjaks, which a soyteen then posts on /soy/.[221] This prompts the sharty to to dox her. The doxing thread is briefly derailed when a /Pol/tard tries to threaten her in her private messages, and links her directly to the site, much to the disappointment of the soyteens in the doxing thread. She makes a tweet mocking soyjak.party, saying she "doubts the soy wojak army is going to dox me". However, after skimming through the thread he linked, she quickly realizes that the doxing attempt is serious, and privates all of her twitter accounts and her discord server. Her full legal name is found,[d] and she is pressured into deleting the tweet that triggered the dox. Overall, despite the failure of the party to find her address or phone number, the thread is hailed as a sharty win.[221]
0:44Chud goes to prom
May 10 - A soyteen presents a soyjak themed poster to his prom date, and she agrees to go out with him.[222] He uploads a video of the event. His thread gets an overwhelmingly positive response, and the video is hailed as a sharty saving gem. You can watch the video of his proposal here. The pixel placing cooldown on soyjak.earth is changed to one pixel every 4 seconds. A moderator protects a large, botted drawing of an anime character in the bottom left corner of the soyjak.earth canvas. This prompts the catalog to become filled with threads enraged by the decision. A moderator replies in one of them announcing that the moderator responsible was fired, and that the drawing has been unprotected.
Janny goes nvts
May 12 - A big day
A rogue moderator leaks the IP address of a user requesting a nude soylita edit, and then makes a post with the text "fuck this gay website ran by pedophiles."[223] The rogue mod also deleted numerous threads, including the oldest live thread on the site.
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Numerous threads are made discussing the incident, and a moderator replies in one of them clarifying the moderator responsible has been fired and that his actions were not authorized.[224] The thread is locked, and a new one is made by an admin, who states that all moderator accounts have been disabled until Doll comes online.[225] NSS director Anton Maximov moves the thread from /soy/ to /q/.[226][e]Shortly after, Doll posts in the thread, and implies he may pursue legal action against the moderator who leaked the IP.[227]
In the same thread, the rogue moderator leaks a myriad of posts made by pedo's IP, in the form of screenshots taken before he was demodded, revealing that pedo frequently posts anonymously on the site. [228] Some of pedo's leaked posts include: A racebait blacked thread, a bait thread advocating for gay sex, and a thread criticizing raiders.[228] These leaks also included 2 posts on /int/ that had American flags, suggesting that pedo had an American IP. However, it was later revealed that the IP was not pedo's home IP, but rather a proxy he frequently used. A user asks a question pertraining to pedo's leaked posts, and Maximov responds by stating that pedo posts bait, spams threads he dislikes, and falls asleep on calls with site staff. [229] In the same post, he also mentions that "pedo is in a physical state that does not enable him to handle [the occurrences of that night]",[229] implying that pedo is either ill or had been badly injured.
Yet another major event occurs. Two infographics are posted in the thread, alegging that a janitor by the name of Thrembolover67 is part of a discord server that groomed a child into commiting various acts of disturbing nature. (You can view infographic 1 here, and infographic 2 here. Click on the images on the linked pages for full-definition versions.) It is unknown whether this is the same moderator that leaked pedo & the other user's IP.[f] Doll and Maximov make a few posts regarding the allegations, and seems to confirm their authenticity. Doll refers to Thrembo the moderator who leaked IP's as "The New York moderator", possibly hinting that he was able to obtain his location.
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There were other events that happened that day, unrelated to occurences above. A DDoS attack was launched against soyjak.wiki's server. The shape bot repeatedly made waves of spam posts. Cloudfare and captchas were repeatedly enabled and disabled, seemingly at the start of each shape bot spam wave, as a countermeasure. The bot was later able to evade everything. A few people sucessfully bot soyjak.earth with extremely large drawings of the ylyl flart face.
May 13 - /soy/ raids /b/.[230] They successfully replace the vast majority of /b/'s catalog with soyjaks, but fail to completely wipe the catalog. In particular, most porn generals manage to stay up, much to the dissapointment of raiders. Opinions on the raid were generally positive depsite it not resulting in a catalog wipe, with many surprised at how many soyjaks they were able to push onto such an active board. This image does a good job of demonstrating the full extent of the raid at it's peak.
May 14 - Soot returns and makes an edit on his talk page simply adding "guys",[231] as well as updating soot.soy.[He just did, ok?]
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May 15 - An announcement is made about pedo's final Q&A stream with Doll on May 21st.[This happened, ok?]
May 16 - 'Teens attempt to steal the 31 million GET on /lgbt/ but it fails and the GET is wasted on a random comment. More speculation occurs as to the whereabouts of pedozy, with one post showing a fake announcement that he died.[Where proofs?]
May 17 - /soy/ signs the yearbook of a lonely 'teen. The thread eventually turns into a slapfight about photo editing software.[232] pedo once again cancels his livestream. NSS director Anton Maximov announces that Doll is now the administrator of soyjak.party. This is due to pedo's HIV progressing to AIDS.[233]
May 19 - Mods place a message at the top of the page saying that work has begun on "The Gem that Will Save the Sharty". A new board /mtv/ is created for music, movies, television, and video games.[This happened, ok?]
May 20 - Neutralcord wakes up, the log gets flooded with neutralplier thumbs up blogpost threads. Doll announces a de-kolymization of soyjak.party. jump.larp group.net links are removed.[This just happened, ok?]
May 21 - /sneed/ is reopened again after the 100,000th post on /qa/ calls for it to be unlocked.[234]
May 23 - a large number of complaints are posted on the sharty about Doll not adding /mtv/ to the top bar. This is due to the server still being pedo at the moment.[it just is, ok?]
May 24 - 'Teens flood a middle school's emails with 'cado pics and various other gems. They also the same day harrased a twitter user into deleting his twitter for posting about the sharty on there, calling it "racist". They doxed the kid, posted discord screenshots of various things he had said and were thinking about swatting him, but no one had the balls to do so.[This all happened, ok?]
May 27 - Soyteens dox someone for using 'party lingo on Twitter.[235] Former president of Russia Dmitry Medvedev posts a soyjak meme on Telegram.[236]
May 28 - 3333333 GET on /soy/ is taken by a post saying "the falklands are british"[It just was, ok?]
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June '23
June 1 - Doll announces a temporary ban on NAS for the weekend.
June 3 - An anti-zellig spammer posted several threads [237][238] calling to raid the Wiki and erase every reference to Ongezellig but failed.[239]
June 4 - A thread about (probably faked) IRC screenshots of pedo devolves into a massive shitshow between several schizos.[240] Also Neutralcord woke up and wiped most of the catty. The larp group network is officially disbanded. Studio Massa announces in an interview that, as many people suspected, the 'sharty broke 'zellig. No NAS weekend is over. The event had generally positive reactions, although there is a very vocal minority.
This is it
June 5 - THE BEGGINING OF A NEW ERA…. - larp groupNET servers are shut down, in turn preventing new posts from being made on the 'party, due to the site relying on their spam database service. This was resolved after about 15 minutes, and as a consequence all wordfilters were removed. Images, however, still do not display properly as they use larp groupNET's CDN (kncdn.org). The images can still be accessed directly by going to soyjak.party/soy/src/… The Log Warehouse shuts down.
June 6 - A mod moves a thread to /caca/.[241]
June 8 - The 'log gets flooded with absolute brimstone during euro hours. This includes mass posts shilling the jarty, 'p, black cock spam, and beastiality. Doll later says this is due to the mod interface failing. /lgbt/ "joins the 41%."
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une 9 - pedozy pedo puts out a message telling people to stop being such terminally online selfish little fucks.[242] The post tells that after a strong reminder of his mortality, pedonetsov realizes the evils of internet use, and must reckon with how this change of heart contradicts with his company and the work he had done for the majority of his life. For the latter half of the post, pedonetsov addresses a specific but numerous kind of reader with advice, given that no person could have stumbled into the post by chance event. "To those of you, I write that you have been killed by the internet. … Your entire belief system, what you find funny, what you find enjoyable, it has all been irrevocably altered by prolonged usage of the internet." 'Teens have a mixed response to this, with some criticizing pedo as a hypocrite and others saying that she's right.[243][244][245] The thread also got spammed with 'p by 'cordtards to bully him.
Kirbizia raid
June 10 - Following pedo's announcement, the larp groupNET Discord is deleted. 'teens semi-faildox a tranny e-celeb and send pizzas, boxes, Bibles and Qurans to a random mormon dude in Utah. However they later find out his real address parent's address and attempt to send stuff there. The tranny is meanwhile having a meltdown on Twitter.[246] Doll hosts a livestream on YouTube where he answers questions and plays jackbox with soyteens.[247] /soy/ successfully locks newly-created r/196's booru. Mods start seething and watching the thread for hours.[248] [249] 'Teens steal the 35000000 GET on /x/.[250]
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June 11 - The soyjak.party Redbubble store officially releases with various sharty-related stickers, t-shirts, pins, and other products.
June 12 - /soy/ raids /qa/ [251]and ends up wiping most of the log, save for 'zellig posts due to them bumping the threads.'Teens raid 7chan's /a/ board and sucessfully wipe it. /sci/, /cd/ (crossdressing) and /cake/ (loli) was also wiped due to janny's nonexistence.
June 14 - D(DOS)-Day: The entire Sharty experiences extremely slow post times and general bugginess. At roughly 8PM UTC, 'teens notice that double posts becoming very common. Soon, it takes up to 20 minutes for a post to appear, if it even does. Some blame r/196 for this. Even worse, a 'p thread stays up for over an hour, with some assuming that even jannies arent able to log in. /qa/ gets raided multiple times, first by sneed posters trying to wipe ongezellig posts off the board and then by 'zellig posters countering. Eventually all the spam threads get deleted, leaving only a fraction of the posts previously on /qa/, including most of the old 'zellig threads.
June 16 - A few 'teens try doxing an innocent puppy in Romania. Let me be perfectly clear: a few ‘teens tried DOXING A PUPPY IN ROMANIA. 'tube streamer IShowSpeed had his viewers play a Kahoot quiz possibly made by a soyteen. This quiz had various soyjaks and Sharty references. The offensiveness of the quiz lead to the police being called. The sharty's response was very mixed, with most considering it sharty-killing brimstone while others saw it as a gem.[252] 'Teens create a system of jak hieroglpyhs to communicate.[253]
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June 17 - A Polish spammer attempts several times to wipe the 'log by flooding it with johnson posts and fails.
June 18 - Soyliens swooped down and mindwiped this day from our memory banks.
June 19 - 'Teens raid Leafyishere and get him to visit the sharty. After seeing only two posts from some troon calling him a "christcuck", he incorrectly assumes the site is anti-thiest, and attempts to get his fans to spam the thread raiding him with "christ is king". A total of 8 Christ posts (probably made by 'teens watching the stream) end up in the thread.[254] Sneedtext and Spintext
are added. Post field descriptions are also quietly re-added.
June 20 - DOLL announces the awaited server move for both the sharty and booru.[255] During another DDoS attack period of high user activity which resulted in a lag, both /soy/ and /qa/ get suspiciously wiped[256].
June 21 - Mods finally fix the fucking lag after one whole week.[257] Some government agent posts the sorriest, most obvious datamining thread in Sharty history and nobody even calls him out on it.[258] The Afterparty crashed.[259]
June 22 - 'teens tried to dox some furnigger called Danno GSD who played Ultrakill with a vibrator up his ass. Idk here is thread though.[260]
June 24 - The very first Sharty ARG was made. It resulted in a retard getting his IP address stolen lol.[261] DOLL does another livestream, along with a nerdy-sounding janny.[262] Doll announces that racebait is banned from /soy/ until the end of June.[it just is, ok?]
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June 25 - /a/ gets wiped after it got raided with 'jaks, killing a bunch of ancient soot-era threads.[263]
June 27 - 'Teens do a another jackbox thread, with several streamers suffering breakdows. Tanki and fatcat re-appear. Doll also announced new temporary boards /caca/, /plier/ and /dawla/. A thread was made on /soy/ about the most disturbing videos ‘teens have seen. Everything went fine for 250 replies until someone started spamming ‘p. Some oldCHAD in the thread told us a spine-chilling tale about a dead forum named Violent Desires and a necro ‘p video named Necrolord. The thread eventually reached around 600 replies.[264]
/caca/
June 28 - /qa/ is spammed by the Breen spammer, along with a swedejak poster. No threads were wiped by them but a janny decided to delete all 'zellig threads that did not have a 'jak as their OP. Doll temporarily brings back /caca/ after /soy/ gets wiped with baby posts. Some 'teens shut down the famous pedochan Catchan.pk by mass-reporting it to cloudflare. The catchan admin comes to /q/ and is rangebanned (and has his IP leaked) by Doll and tons of seethe from catchan users is mined. 'Teens raid multiple Twitch streamers, resulting in many gemmy clips. /plier/ is added. TurkeyTom namedrops the sharty in his video[265]
June 29 - /int/ gets wiped.
June 30 - Mods revert to ‘soot-era rules’ for the day to cap off their racebait-free June extravaganza. This ironically led to an influx of racebait and 'p. The wiki goes dark briefly for pedo day.
July '23
July 1 - The catalog of /soy/ is wiped and spammed with the famous oddworld character, Latamire Munch.
July 3 - Muttspam wipes the /soy/ catty and 'p is posted. A 'teen also steals a GET from /g/. SOYJAK.PARTY WON!!!: Fujochan gets raided and fully wiped, with year old threads disappearing and only their pinned posts remaining. An attempt to rally a coup against Doll fails.
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July 4 - 75% of the /soy/ catalog gets wiped with Omori.[266] CAPTCHA is enabled after some tranny tries to spam ‘p. The day end's with soyteens and the omori bot wiping some furry chan with very old threads.
July 6 - 'eens raid some dead tranny altchans or something like that.[267]
Times Square Takeover
July 7 - 'teens attempt to get a 'jak video displayed on a billboard in Times Square. Original attempts fail either due to issues with the uploaded video or snitches (mainly frogniggers and 'corders) emailing the company to cancel them. Later, Doll the sexy superior bvll offers to display the 'jak video, but without him telling the time, to prevent the snitch. Other videos made by people continue to get taken down due to the snitch successfully emailing the company telling them to deny any soyjak video due to it being "alt-right." Main article: Times Square Takeover
July 8 - The Calendarjaking happens, in which some keyed gemmer spams 'i love [calendar date]' 'jaks in the booru. The rules are updated, with there now being six instead of 14. Most of the rules are the same, but those that were similar were condensed into one.[268] Squirreljak shown as custom CSS on /v/ as jannies finally did 1 thing correctly.[269] 'Teens dox the creator of the "Chudbob Soypants" video. The Poopson myth is created.[270]
July 9 - Rule page gets updated to show board-specific guidelines and janitor rules.[271] 'Teens expose a 'cord behind the 'p spam on the party but the thread gets deleted.
July 10 - /v/ GODS (mods) make another css edit of the bear and squirreljak.[272] The sharty and booru's server transfer starts. "An important announcement regarding pedo, and the party, will be made on July 13th." appears on the blotter.
0:33"Free Robux"
July 11 - The Log Warehouse is turned back on.still slow as fuck though A YouTuber/TikToker (who was later revealed to be a foodist named "DanielFoodistMan") makes a video telling kids that they can receive free robux by posting their username and avatar on /soy/, causing a large amount of such posts.[273]
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July 12 - A new post is created by Max. This is later followed by a post from Doll, stating that pedo has returned to his position of being the site's administrator, Doll returning to being the site's manager. A soyteen gets a public ban on /a/. There was an unexplained uptick in frognigger posters, which was probably caused by some 'cordtroons dilating.
July 13 - The robux spam (made by bots at this point) intensifies leading to a massive crackdown on these posts. pedo "abruptly" flies to Washington D.C. to visit the Museum of Natural History (interrupting a planned Q&A).
July 14 - The robux spam is almost completely gone. /soy/ starts playing tic-tac-toe using oekaki.
"Ijak"
July 15 - Doll interviews pedo, the first time pedo had spoken or answered questions since December of 2022. pedo discloses that he paid 2000 Dollars to Soot for the Sharty. pedo also became flustered and embarassed when he was asked if he was a homosexual, but stated that he wasnt. In response to the question "Who is Eduardo Folts?" pedo responded "A gentleman…". The interview recieved the most views of any livestream or Q&A done by any sharty admin until then.[274] 'Teens theorize the meaning of a Sharty screenshot allegedly posted by a time traveler, and some schizophrenics/seers prophesize the eventual downfall of the Sharty will come from "toos" and the "anti-teen."[275]
July 16 - Qway-Day - Soyjak.party shuts down temporarily for 'maintenance'. DOLL states on his Telegram feed: The party is going to be down for a couple hours today as pedo finishes the last leg of the transfer.[276] 'teens spent some time gemming up the jarty and 4cuck. It is revealed that Max plans to sell the party after pedo gave him ownership as part of the dissolution of the larp group Network.[277] Doll is now raising money in order to buy the site before a third party does. You can support him here. Also the 1 year anniversary of Soot's death.
The event explained months later
July 17 - pedo announces a bid for the ownership of the sharty (see The Second Great Purchase). Doll was winning the bid with over $7500 invested in it with phul saaport from 'teens. Meanwhile, 'teens get in an argument on whenever gas stoves should be legal or not.[278]
July 18 - A mod (later confirmed to be pedo) publicly bans a soylita poster, then proclaims that soylita is now banned.[279][280][281][282][283]. pedo then posts "This site is filled with disgusting terrible pedophiles who accuse other people to cover their cirmes [sic]. KIKES LIE ABOUT ME so about many people lied about me and take everything i have."[284][285]. Max then temporarily de-admins pedo "to make sure the site remains safe."[286][287] A couple of days prior to this pedo had already voiced his concerns about the connection between Soylita and pedophiles to Doll.[288][289] An aryan neutralplier edit secures the 4000000 GET. Some random guy named Bill bids over $10000 to buy the 'arty.
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July 19 - The auction to buy the party ends early with Doll being the winner. The /soy/ catalog is wiped for unknown reason. A farewell note is posted on larp group.net, announcing that pedo will retire from all public duties.[290] /soy/ becomes 40 pages again. /nate/ is completely wiped (except for a scarce few scattered threads) by a variant:unknownGOD. Doll creates /skibidi/[291] (referencing the heckin' viral Skibidi Toilet video series), which prompts the Skibidi-Caca Skirmish among random shitposting; the board is deleted when he arrived home, as promised.
July 20 - HAVA NAGILA -Teens gem up a r/place clone, it's chat, and realize that they have been tricked by the OP, say it was "practice", and move onto the reddit r/place.[292] They created a mini drawing, located at 180,910 @ rplace.live. The page limit for /soy/ is disabled with the board hitting over 130 pages before the party becomes unreachable due to a mysqld crash.[293] Max added porn ads to cover fees.[294] Custom CSS is removed to prevent people from blocking the ads that way. Other things, such as fake reply buttons or messages are added to fool adblockers. These changes are later reverted alfter Doll pays Max another 300 bucks (Swarthy Thursday). /soy/ becomes 20 pages, with 10 threads per page. pedo posts again under a modified chud username and rants about the Kikes and the state of the 'sharty, he later posts a cryptic message on his telegram: .[295] This is most likely a reference to the Pizzagate scandal. The random-word-generator botter then wipes both /qa/ and /soy/ and mods finally lock the boards (twice). ReCaptcha was readded and the Cuckflare captcha was also reenabled. 'p is spammed. Despite being one of the worst days in sharty history, a 'teen did show his elderly grandmother some 'jaks and got shared her margerald responses in a gem thread that glistened on a dark day.[296]
July 22 - Sharty is down due to server migration announced by Doll.[297][298] An hour later, it's back online, however the boards are broken with missing spaces in interface ("[Last50 Posts]", "5 postsand1 image replyomitted") and non-working page selector.[299] A 'teen visits his local fair and gets Colorjak face paint.[300][301] The default theme is changed from larp group to Yotsuba B.[302] Mona, The larp group Cat is removed from all themes besides larp group and larp group Dark.[303] The Email Field is replaced by a Drop-down menu with only one option: sage.[304] Doll adds new banners and finally remove the Ongezellig and the soylita banner of the banner picker code, which cause the zelligtroons and the soylitapedos to seethe massively.[305]
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July 23 - An admin account by the name of Cobson ## Allah makes a thread saying that Doll "fucked up the transfer", leading many 'teens to speculate that another Captain Coal incident has occured.[306] Baby bot spams and wipes the 'log with random shapes and words, periodically making it impossible to post due to a "Too many connections" database error.[307] Captain Cob announces that he will "not fuck up the Sharty".[308] A ‘teen made a post about his bus driver being a pedophile. Other ‘teens pointed out that the pedo was a special needs bus driver, thus OP did a self own.[309] pedo hosts one last Q&A on the 'party before his retirement from the internet.[310] User JS and post filters are re-added.
July 24 - Doll partially reverts the removal of the Ongezellig banner and adds it to the rotation on /qa/.
July 25 - webdriver torso bot spams /soy/ making it impossible to post. Alot of Cp posted in a thread. Probably from the 'cord or something like that. Someone posted proto poopson which made the whole sharty madgry. Baby bot came back with random words. THE ARCHIVE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (even though it stopped archiving threads) The wiki redirects to the sharty for around 10 minutes.
July 26 POOPDAY- a timetraveler posts a thread about poopson, he reveals that poopson is inspired by cacason and another variant called andyjak, Joe Bidenchud, and carrotjak. A ’teen from september 2023 reveals the real andyjak. Poopsoncord tricks a ’teen into combining cacason and andyjak into one, thus creating a poopson prototype. /nate/ is set to 5 pages and a 10 post bump limit.
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July 28 - A user gets in posession of a deceased airforce soldier's hard drive, which was filled with many 4chan images, gifs suggested by the unix timestamp filenames from from 2009 - 2013, and wallpaper backgrounds from 2009 - 2014, only the GIFs(password: gifs) and BACKrounds(password: backrounds) folders were posted alongside some other photos of the airforce soldier, OP of the thread told people to gather more information on some literal who from Twitter if they wanted more folders from the hard drive.[it just is, ok?] A ‘teen made a thread on unsecured webcams, and a 4chins oldCHAD replied with a guide on how to do it and his videos of it.[311] "№" is changed back into "No." The 'party gets updated to the latest vichan version, and gets features from Kereste.moe. The "Save As Original Filename" button is removed for like 10 minutes. Emojis are fixed.[312] The.html is taken down.[313]The Swede browser icon is replaced with the default earth icon.
July 29 - /webm/ and /b/ are accidently unlocked, /b/ reaches at least 6 posts and /webm/ 17 or 18 before they are re-locked. [314] The.html is back up. The Swede icon is added back.
July 30 - During euro hours sushigirl.us (another altcvck) raided. alTHOUGH it was thought that there was no page limit, 'teens reached page 50 and cattywiped the /lounge/. Unfortunately horse pussy and 'p ended up getting posted (latter which caused the raid thread to get removed).
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Dndn
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GET STOLEN BY POOPSON
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combinejak guy its up to you now im gonna play farcry
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kill zelligtrannies