β69106[Last 50 Posts][Quote]
If this gets
500 1000 replies, root has to pin this thread for three days and perma anyone who posts nas zellig brim in /soy/.
Root Edit: My offer was 1000 replies for Fundamental Paper Education bans. If you post FPE in /soy/ for the next 3 days you will get a surprise ban between 15 minutes and 6 hours, it is like rolling the dice.Root Edit 2: Jannies have their marching orders. Good luck FPEfags. 
Root Edit 3: Due to the day of downtime, FPE ban is extended by 24 more hours.
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'mp
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>>69191LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!
β69823[Quote]
up
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We're so close!
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300 LEFT KEEP GOING
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bum
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permaban soytran posters too while you're at it
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go go go
β69835[Quote]
We're gonna win
We're gonna try
We'll never loose
We'll never die
And all of friends
Let me know
that it's all in my head
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>>69833but what if i like tickling my johnson to black soytan
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>>69836i thought johnson was filtered not c litty
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kill 'em trannies
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>>69837nevermind im retarded
bibisi and c litty are filtered
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HWABAD (HE WILL ALWAYS BE DIESEL)
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Bumo
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Shshshhshs
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Omgsisa
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spam
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bum
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Wtwttww
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Niger niger aaaaaaaΓΆ
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Kill niggers
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I love johnson and βp
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Niggggggeeeeeerrrrr
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>If this gets 500 replies, root has to pin this thread for three days and perma anyone who posts nas zellig brim in /soy/.
>THE REQUIREMENT WAS UPDATED TO 1000 ITT FOR 3 day FPE BAN, Good Luck
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Zelligtrannies how will we recover?
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Uuusse
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Zeliigtrannies will never recov
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Zellig Troon on suicide watch
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Paper burns
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Gas the Jews NOW
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test
johnson
johnson
done testing
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Iβm Nate and I love sucking bwΓ§
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Go go go
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Bumpo
ZELLIG TRANNIES WILL NEVER REACH 2000 REPLIES BEFORE WE REACH 1000
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Nusoicacz
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Zellig Troon on suicide watch
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JJ
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I TRANSHATE SHILLING
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Aaa
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Zelig gem
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Hhh
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we need the ratiobot on this
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Nigger rape
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September - The Beginning
September 20 - Soot announces the creation of soyjak.party on /qa/.[2]
September 21 - Chino-chan gets the first sticky.[3] 500 posts.
September 22 - Soot adds the /raid/ board.[4] Another sticky on /soy/.[5] 800 posts.
September 23 - 1000 posts.
September 24 - Soot deletes /g/, and replaces it with /int/.[6] Soot registers the domain Basedjak.party.[7]
September 26 - 2000 posts.
September 27 - The default name is changed from "Anonymous" to "Chud". /giga/ is deleted.
September 28 - Soot announces mc.soyjak.party.[8]
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October 1 - Soot deletes /holo/ and /kr/.[9]
October 3 - Soot adds /pol/.[10]
October 7 - /soy/ surpasses 4000 posts.[11]
October 14 - A Schizo meltdown on /qa/ leaks over to the Sharty, resulting in Doctor Soyberg being killed, which starts The Asylum Arc. After making fun of a /qa/ users schizophrenia during a board wide meltdown,[12] the "snekposter" proceeded to gloat about it on /soy/, causing a massive Schizo rampage on both websites. At some point during this, Soyberg went to the thread in an attempt to calm things down (he was spotted earlier on /qa/ doing the same thing)[13], at which either one or many posters attacked him, killed him and "[were] plotting to eat him". Its unknown if his face was ripped off in the thread, or if it was a later addition to the story. The "Confession" makes no mention of it, only saying that he mashed Soyberg "into a mess of soy sauce and tofu." The "Face Ripped Off" tradition is first substantiated by an edit of a Schizo wearing Soybergs Face and clothing, was posted around Oct 17th, Three days after Soybergs death.[14]
October 20 - /soy/ surpasses 6000 posts.
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November 2 - wiki.soyjak.party is announced.[8]
November 18 - /soy/ surpasses 20000 posts.[15]
November 19 - Soot adds /sneed/.[8]
November 29 - /soy/ surpasses 30000 posts.[16]
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December '20
Swede is first posted on /soy/
December 7 - The first incarnation of The Dailyjak goes up.[17]
December 20 - Impish Soyak Ears Makes his debut on /soy/.[18] Contemporary reactions are divided, and tension slowly begins to mount.
December 21 - /soy/ surpasses 40000 posts.[19]
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January '21
January 19 or before - Max file size increased to 550 mb.[20]
February '21
February 12 or 13 - /soy/ surpasses 50000 posts.
February 18 - Soot likely performed maintenance on the website around 8:00 EST.[21]
Operation Wikisneedia
March '21
March 3 - Soot adds /webm/.[8]
March 10 - Operation Wikisneedia, originally intended to "raid Wikimedia Commons with Creative Commons licensed soyjaks" but also grew to include adding references to Sneed's Feed and Seed in articles.
March 29 - Soot creates Soyjak Wiki, located at wiki.soyjak.party.[22]
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April '21
Impjak Adventure
April 1 - April Fools' Day: A message was added on top of the website that read like the following: Your IP ([Current IP Address]) has been logged by the FBI for browsing the following category: SUSPICIOUS WEBSITE - TERRORISM | For more info see:
https://bit.ly/3duGBTs[23] The link lead to an image of Trollface.
April 5 - The Impjak Adventure thread is posted, an innovative thread (later two threads) started by a creative chud who invited soyjak.party users to give instructions to its main character, Impjak, on which a critically acclaimed story was and is being developed. This was soyjak.party's first ever adventure thread, starting a trend of excellent interactive storytelling threads from soyjak.party's community. A "Part 2" thread was made at the conclusion of a major story arc, continuing the story where Part 1 ended.
April 7 - A sperg wipes half of the catalog with spam.[24]
Stop posting this awful soy
April 12 - /soy/ surpasses 70000 posts.[25]
April 13 - Endchan.net's interracial porn board is raided.[26]
April 16 - A poster makes soyjaks with his own shit, to the amazement and horror of all involved.[27]
April 16 or 17 - The page count is increased from 10 to 15.
April 29 - Post No. 77777 causes the tension over Deformed Soyjaks to burst, which sparks the Soyvil War.
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rooby roob, to make it permanent how much should this bread reach? 10000?
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>UUUUUUUUUPPPPP
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May '21
May 16 - The 88888 GET on /soy/ was an image of Jacobson, a deformed baby soyjak.[28] It is the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win. This post marked the end of the Soyvil War.
June '21
Captain Coal takes over the site
June 2 - /soy/ reaches 100000 posts.
June 4 - A Reddit user named Roygbivsloweddown provoked mods into a deleting a Soyjak.party shill thread on the r/Markiplier subreddit.[29] He claimed to have made a post to the site and that he got 'nished, then he attacked soyjak.party information warfare special operatives in the comment section, calling them trolls and dataminers who browsed a website which isn't real. His suspicions of datamining were provoked after he received a 'nishment from Soot, who apparently mistook him for a spammer who was posting Markiplier-related coal.[30] Soyjak.party's 'nishment page shows the user's IP address, which is what alarmed Roy.[31]
June 8 - Captain Coal.[8] Posts counts are rolled back to June 3.
The Colorjak Crisis
June 10 - Operation Bleached Bowl took place during a time of colorjak spam.
June 13 - The second part of Impjak Adventure reaches its conclusion.[32]
June 15 - Soot responds to the issues raised in the soyjak wiki article about hime in a thread on the /qa/ board of soyjak.party, after a Chud replied to him with a link to this article.
June 22 - pedo's very first offer to buy the site.[33][34] The IP address that soyjak.party points to also changed on the same day.[35]
pedo's first offer to buy the site
July '21
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>>69890 July 3 - A thread was created on /b/ by a schizo who forgot to take his meds, talking about the state of soyjak.party.[36] OP summarized his case as such: "Let's sum it up. larp group-network is a datamining project, not shy to overtake chans and blatantly force admins to sell their projects. Free hosting and technical support is a lure to gather under their control as many chans as possible. For what purpose? At the very least to gather information, the rest is food for thought. These people don't hesitate to lie about their "years" of age by creating pages about themselves on the wiki. Their lies have been proven above and preserved in webarchive, and their sites are nothing more than a cover that they change almost every week. Anon, spread the word, don't let some dataminers from Russia take over your favorite chans![37]" Soot replied, with the kindness and manners befitting an admin: "I never even got a fucking offer, fuck off with your garbage fake schizo spam[38]" The schizo went on to point out a suspicious coincidence: the IP address that the soyjak.party domain points to changed on the same day that post was made. For the full story see Soot#Possible_M&A_by_larp groupNET.
July 11 - A user named Scatman John edited the Colorfuljaks page on the wiki to add a section on "Operation Bleached Bowl", an unconfirmed conspiracy theory, alleging that the mods intentionally allowed Colorfuljaks to be spammed, while banning his scat posts. This spawned an edit war between Scatman John and his fellow promoters of the Operation Bleached Bowl theory, and User:Sootknowsyourlocation, who dismissed the theory as schizophrenic. At one point, the page was experiencing around 40 edits per hour.
July 19 - Soot adds /x/ and /nate/.[8]
July 23 - Soot announces soyjak.download.[8]
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August '21
OnionsBooru
August 25 - SoyBooru was deleted after user Soyak requested ownership of the Booru on its forum section due to the inactive moderation and consequent spam.[39] After the forum post went unnoticed, he then emailed booru.org staff at the suggestion of another Chud. Unfortunately this brought the issue to the attention of booru.org admin "Mr K.", who promptly deleted the entire Booru and, with it, over a year of hard work and 'jak history from many dedicated archivists, because of about a dozen pornographic images and fewer than ten low-resolution gore images, which were, as he put it, "too much to reasonably remove".[40] Around seven hundred 'jaks were turned into lost media soyjaks, although a Chud was able to upload an incomplete archive of SoyBooru's images to soyjak.download.[41] However, a new booru had been made public two days prior after the original was spammed.[42]
September '21
September 6 - In an impromptu Q&A in a Sootbait thread on /soy/, Soot revealed that OnionsBooru's owner (whose username on the Booru is "lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha") had transferred ownership to him.[43] He further said that the Booru would be moved to his "own domain".[44] On September 7 2021, the Booru was released to the public once again at the link
https://booru.soy (the old link soyak.win was made to redirect to the new link) in a pinned post on /soy/.[45] OnionsBooru's former owner, who remained a moderator, changed the "Featured Post" to a CIAjak to commemorate Soot's takeover.[46] It has since been changed to a different 'jak.[47] For the duration of the Booru's time on its old domain, the Featured Post remained the Swedish "first soyjak".[48]
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January '22
Anti-pedo propaganda during the Second Soyvil War
January 15 - The post database is lost after Soot's server provider was hit with CSAM complaints. Post counts on /βsoyβ/ are rolled back more than a month, even post no. 222222 was given a second chance.
January 25 - pedo leaked emails between him and soot wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to pedo.[50] However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot did actually try to sell the site to pedo,[50] but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with pedo apparently making this thread just for some (You)'s after he knew the deal fell through. The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving pedo complete control over the site. pedo later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that pedo's response to the failed deal was "immature".[51] Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot which soot answered that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.
January 26 - Post No. 300000 is made.
January - February - Due to Soot being busy with university, the 'sharty is hit by a spam wave of illegal material without precedents that even ends spilling over to this very wiki. This event is the most likely reason for Soot's eventual selling of the 'arty and is thought by many to be the darkest days of the site.
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GO GO GO
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February 21 - A rogue janny, protesting "Lolkek's deletion of the Booru" (which later turned out to be false) deleted many threads (including the stickyWhat sticky, though?) and permabanned some users. Lolkek and another mod responded by banning him and other users who mentioned him, deleting more threads, and posting several obnoxious tranime images. pedo officially declared war on Soyjak.party amongst the larp group Central Committee at 5:10PM EST time, and later began work on "soyak.party" (pedo can't into original names), the self-proclaimed successor to the Party, which would be without mods, ReCaptcha, Tor blocks, or CP. pedo also attempted to ally with various soyjak-related Discord servers. 'P was spammed on Soyak.party, some speculate by pedo's own men as a pretext for the war. Chuds spammed Gurochan, a site that used his hosting, but the owner asked them to stop. They also spammed his proxy list and pedo retaliated with spamming the wiki and flooding /soy/, though almost all the spam involved on both sides was cleaned up in minutes due to the war's public nature.
February 26 - After hours of pedo-related spam and severe wiki vandalism, soot and multiple mods finally broke and accused a random user[52] of being pedo.[53] The ensuing chaos marked the singular largest pedo-related sperg out since the 'party began.
Febuary/march - Jackbox raids, Pixelplanet and Flockmod are started
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Yww
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March 2 - Jonathan from the Oreo Review Show (yes, THE nojak) made an AMA thread on /soy/. Initially, he refused to post proof that it is him, later citing that a "message board built around the foundation of anonymity loses its shit that someone won't post concrete proof of their identity" After extensive questioning by soiteens, Nojak posted proof that it was him by screenshotting his channel dashboard. He was not using a trip, so its almost impossible to tell if any of the nojaks are the real deal thoughever. The thread eventually devolved into a brutal soyduel.[54]
April '22
April 1 - A temporary wordfilter is added for April Fool's. The following words were filtered: soy = onions (in reference to the word filter on 4chan), gem = coal, sharty = 4channel.org/qa/ (in reference to the now-deleted 4chan board), johnson = johnsonoal, johnson = johnsonhud, remilia = axe wound (in reference to a tripfag)
April 21- Post No. 500000 is made.
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GEMERALD
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July '22
Soot's retirement post after The Great Purchase
July 15 - It is made official that Soot sold soyjak.party, booru.soy, and soyjak.download to pedo.[8]
July 19 - Jackbox revival
August '22
August 3 - Facebook-style reaction buttons are added. The buttons would input the following: "gem," "coal," "YWNBAW," "KYS," "though," and "KUUUUUUUUUUZ." All boards also change from 40 pages to 10 pages (10 threads per page). Both changes are incredibly unpopular.
August 4 - Reaction buttons are removed and /soy/ gets 40 pages again. All other boards remain at 10 pages. pedo stated in his August 24 livestream that buttons were removed because people were only using the buttons.
August 7 - All 14,568 Soot-era bans were forgiven.[8]
August 8 - /βincelβ/ is added.[8]
August 16 - Server migration; Soot sells soyjak.wiki, and Soot's farewell
JAnon
August 18 - 4chan janny whistleblower "J" starts posting in the Sharty, which greatly reinforced Operation Dilating Troon.[55]
August 21 - pedo bans all discussion of racebait outside /b/. In addition he bans all discussion of child porn since it only serves to give the spammers attention.[56] A thread on /soy/ is made calling to raid /suggest/[57] but before it can even get underway all threads on /suggest/ are deleted, with the only thread remaining being a paper shredder. /suggest/'s board title is also renamed to "/suggest/ - The Shredder." Making a new post during on /suggest/ during this time would cause it to get auto-deleted.[58] A partial backup of threads before the board was wiped can be found here.[59]
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August 22 - Suggest is unlocked for about an hour. Then it gets deleted and remade as "/suggest/ - suggestions" again, with the post count set back to 0. Jannies then wipe suggest for a third time and remove it from the header. A new announcement is posted stating suggest has been merged with /qa/. After a lengthy Q&A with pedo he agrees to restore the board with the stipulation that all meta discussion must be posted to /suggest/ as stated in rule 9 (which wasn't being enforced.)[60] Also /g/ is reinstated and /x/ is locked.
August 24 - pedo makes an official larp group discord server to supplement his IRC. Someone posts a picture of his announcement to /soy/ but the thread is deleted. Reactions are mixed, with some chuds calling pedo a "discord tranny".[61] Chuds also shared a screenshot of the public mod IRC that promptly got deleted and anyone referencing it banned. Chuds/Mods later claimed there were mentions of splinter sites/shilling which was the probable reason for why the threads got deleted.[62] pedo announces a sudden, impromptu Q&A livestream after a blotter message announces he has returned from vacation.[63] marking the first time pedo had gone on a live stage since taking over the 'arty. The stream lasted for 1 hour and 30 minutes and was streamed to youtube. The transcript is here.
August 28 - After a lot of controversy and drama, pedo removes controversial janny Sobot. pedo later appears in a thread lamenting the loss of Sobot, and asks for ways to improve the site in various threads throughout the night. pedo says he plans to take a long vacation from the site after saying in another thread he would be "blacklisting the site from my router" for several months, leaving an unnamed "oldchud" in charge of the site during his absence.
August 29 - The bump limit is changed from 24,000 to 500 for comparability with the archive. Posts can also no longer be deleted. Later that day, orangetexting is enabled.
August 30 - Preparations for the millionth GET begin as post 990000 is hit early in the morning. Lainchan's 20000 GET is stolen by a `jakker later on in the day, with an epic tranny fail on post #20001. Later that day, the 'arty raids an obcure german imageboard with hilariously bad moderation. 1chan also gets wiped for a third time. Before the day ends, a sign-thread gets posted asking people to write a message to pedo after having purchased the party one month ago. Lots of gems were mined before the thread turned to coal after hitting 370 posts in 2 hours.[64]
August 31 - The millionth GET ends up being UTTP spam brimstone, causing 'teens to protest pedo to exile them from all of his platforms, which he did.[65]
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Sww
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September 1 - A soyteen accidentally reveals his loli fetish in the drugs thread, leading to a lot of gems being mined.[66] pedo leaves for Cyprus until December for an unknown reason, putting 3 anonymous mods in charge. Intense speculation on why the Admin of the party is leaving for so long and what exactly hes doing follows.
September 2 - A poll is briefly added asking soyteens whether or not the name field should be returned to /soy/. The poll at first overwhelmingly supports returning the name field, but later overwhelmingly opposes it. There were allegations of fraud, so nothing was done.[67]
September 3 - /giga/ is unlocked.
September 6 - Mods stop moderating the party due to a small but vocal minority complaining about overmoderation. The catalog very quickly gets flooded with all types of coal. /suggest/ gets locked. This gets undone a few hours later.[68]
September 7 - /soy/ gets a sticky for the death of Queen Elizabeth.[69]
Good boy quest
September 11 - HAPPY INSIDE JOB DAY! Just as it was about to be bumped off /soy/, Good boy quest is moved to a surprise board, /qst/, making it the boards first post. /qst/ remains unlisted, /qst/ is also the first board to feature a dice rolling plug-in.
September 13 - A mysterious button labeled "Enable gallery mode" appears, which puts all images from a thread into a slideshow. Post deletion also gets re-enabled. "SOYJAK TIER LIST 2023" is released to much acclaim.[70]
September 15 - A 'teen threatens to shoot up his school, although the image and text is removed by the mods, the thread is left up. Other teens discover that the thread is a hoax, because the gun pictured is an airsoft. The shooter teen continues making a few posts alleging he is being hunted by the police.[71] Additional transparency additions to the site are announced by Chud ## Manager, and an offer is made in /suggest/ by a tranime poster to buy the party for $4500. Rampant speculation continues through the night on the validity of the offer.[72]
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Uwww
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my 'bution to the 'read