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 β„–39941[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

Hello, Shartizens. I'll just get straight to the point…

It burdens me with a heavy heart to inform you all this, but Poog the Sharty Pig has passed away of natural causes Sunday evening, the night before New Year's Day. His burial will be tomorrow.

He lived a good life, living by far the longest of every guinea pig I've ever had as a pet and you all have made the final year of his life very interesting and memorable. For that, we both thank you all.

Sorry that you have to hear this.

 β„–40041[Quote]

Poog right now

 β„–40042[Quote]

>>40034
Oh my gem, I'm literally…

 β„–40043[Quote]

RIP LIL NIGGA

 β„–40044[Quote]

2024 is OVER
might aswell shut down the site until 2025
Brimstone winter is here

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>>40044
but that will just fast forward until the next brimstone winter creating eternal infinite winter

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>>40045
BECAUSE THE PARTY IS OVER WE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

 β„–40047[Quote]

>>40034
>>40019
Ok, I have a 24gb of pictures and videos I'm uploading to Archive.org. I'll post the link when it's done.

Beautiul tribute, btw. I almost cried then I laughed from the Vocaroo. Pure, unadulterated soul.

 β„–40048[Quote]

>>40040
>>40041
kys foodist pedo

 β„–40049[Quote]

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upoog

 β„–40050[Quote]

>>40049
i miss him so much already

 β„–40051[Quote]

How old was xhe?

 β„–40052[Quote]

WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
REST IN PEACE GUINEA POOG

 β„–40053[Quote]

>>39941
RIP lil nigga he didn't deserve to go out like that being raped to death

 β„–40054[Quote]

>>40051
Nevermind Im retarded

 β„–40055[Quote]

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Kill yourself obsessed faggot

 β„–40056[Quote]

NOOOOO

 β„–40057[Quote]

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>OH MY RICK MAY THIS IS LIKE WHEN DOGE FREAKING PASSED AWAY QUICK PHOTOSHOP HIM INTO THAT HEAVEN PHOTO

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>>40057
I say this and am eating popcorn.

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>3 years
>Longer than your other guinea pigs
Don't buy another retard

 β„–40060[Quote]

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Rest in peace poog

i will personally go to rodent heaven to rape you with my bwc

 β„–40063[Quote]

sisters… we were all rapists in his presence….

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We were all rapists in His presence…. now… we are nothing…

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>>39941
>It burdens me with a heavy heart to inform you all this
lose the burden or the heavy heart buddy we have literary standards here

 β„–40067[Quote]

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>>40066
>tautologies… LE BAD!

 β„–40068[Quote]

>>40067
that's a redundency
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT NOW

 β„–40069[Quote]

>>40068
my dick in your mouth is a redundency cuz theres already one there lmao

 β„–40070[Quote]

>>40046
TSMT, SO MUCH TSMT

 β„–40071[Quote]

didn't you rape your hamster

 β„–40072[Quote]

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>>40072
leddit approved

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>>40072
Where's boogie?

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>>40072
Holy gem

 β„–40077[Quote]

uppooger

 β„–40078[Quote]

shit nobody cares about faggot

 β„–40079[Quote]

>>40078
Majorly negated.

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Thermbor

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Threbo

 β„–40084[Quote]

Bumping in preperation of the final pictures and burial.

The collection of Poog pictures and videos has 2gb left to upload. The link is right here:

https://archive.org/details/20231017-093549

 β„–40085[Quote]

Only ever saw poog on the 'ki. rip to a real one

 β„–40086[Quote]

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Alright everyone, it's time.

This is his coffin. I'll post his final pictures next.

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>>40086
R.I.P lil nigga… fly high ;(

 β„–40088[Quote]

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>>40086
Hold on, I forgot something.

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Now his final pictures.

TRIGGER WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC

 β„–40090[Quote]

>>40089
gooning

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>>40089
I ate him

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>>40086
why are you burying him in a lead casket? is he radioactive?

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>metal casket with plastic tupperware coffin inside
Marge is poog gonna survive an apocalypse

 β„–40098[Quote]

>>40094
his soul is so powerful that it needs to be slowed down before it leaves the earth, lest he leave a large crater in the place of his burial by ascending too quick

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 β„–40100[Quote]

PUT A GEIGER COUNTER UP TO POOG NOW TO RULE OUT FOUL PLAY

 β„–40101[Quote]

rip

 β„–40102[Quote]

Put an information pamphlet in the poog tomb to inform archeologists of poog's glory

 β„–40103[Quote]

>>40102
DO THIS
DO THIS

 β„–40104[Quote]

>>40090
Guinea Poog's Final Goon

>>40098
He will burn an image of himself on the blanket inside, like the Shroud of Turin.

 β„–40105[Quote]

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>>>5845475 (OP)
>Good

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>>40103
>>40102
I'll print his wiki page and place it inside.

 β„–40108[Quote]

3d scan poog and sequence his genome so we can recreate him

 β„–40109[Quote]

"My name is Ozypoogias, pig of guinea:
Look on my works, ye soyteen, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains…

 β„–40110[Quote]

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 β„–40111[Quote]

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Its over…
and the worst part is that if something like this ever comes up again it will be banned for "avatarfagging"

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 β„–40113[Quote]

WILL YOU GET A NEW GUINEA PIG

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>>40111
Honestly, tsmt. No NAS rules stifle creativity, but that's for a different thread.

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>>40114
Just use /qa/ bro

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>>40089
raped to death

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At least he got a cool funeral. RIP Poog.
I don't think we can recover from this.

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>>40089
nahhhh bro got smoked by the opps ☠☠☠☠☠☠

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>>40118
bernd

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>>40118
fr ong. RIP to a real one.

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>>40112
gemerald…
I also have some news for you. Archaeologists studying Poog’s burial shroud in preparation of his burial have just confirmed that a miraculous imprint of his body (as well as a piece of lettuce that, additionally, miraculously appeared beside him) is now visible on the napkin. It’s a true miracle. They just released an image, which I’ve attached, showcasing the discovery.

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>>40113
Maybe. Skinny pigs are expensive and I can only get them at an exotic animal convention. I paid 250$ for Poog.

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>>40121
I'm speechless. He truly died for the sins of the Sharty.

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if you truly loved your poog you wouldnt be parading his death on a retarded shithole website like this. showing off his dead body to the freaks on this site is terribly disrespectful. you are not taking his death serious at all. fuck you

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>>40124
Not OP, but I see it like an open casket funeral, not to be confused with parading a corpse. It's to show respect and honor Poogy Poo's memory one final time.

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>>40125
TSMT. It's not like I want to do this. I just know everyone here would want closure if Poog stopped being posted all of a sudden.

 β„–40127[Quote]

maddyposter here, sorry for your loss. it's hard. it's been over a month since maddy passed and i still feel empty.
wishing you the best, friend.

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>>40127
>>40127
Sorry to hear that, I know it sucks.

Where should he rest? Near the tree next to some of our dogs or a little further up in this serene little spot?

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>>40128
I like the serene spot

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>>40128
The serene spot seems nice.

 β„–40131[Quote]

>>40130
>>40129
I was thinking the same.

 β„–40132[Quote]

I'm thinking of maybe just putting him in a deep freezer in an attempt to preserve his body, but I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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>NAS

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>>NAS

 β„–40135[Quote]

I think right here will do nicely.

Should I attempt to do a livestream of the burial on YouTube?

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>>40135
>>40135
>>40135
Forgot the image.

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>>40135
don't livestream it, you'll probably end up getting yourself doxed

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>>40137
Yeah, probably not a good idea not to. I barely have service here anyway.

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>>40136
PWABAG
he has more than earned his rest, what a beautiful spot

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