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NATE IN EQUESTRIA ADVENTURE THREAD

Premise:Nate after entering a random portal has ended up in the world of MLP in this adventure thread you will decide nate's actions and decisions will he follow the way of lee and try to genocide the entire continent? will he try to find a way back home? or will he interact with the residents of equestria? the choice is up to you

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frogs appear and laugh at everyone and kill everyone, the end

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>>117100
im gonna do the most reasonable replies if you guys reply with nothing but the trooniest fucking input possible or the raisintiest most seething nulee reply ever im gonna pick the most reasonable reply and have it be done

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>>117114
frogs could not kill everyone doe

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>>117115
/qa/triot fact check: FALSE

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do it nigger

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>>117117
No frogs arent high enough on the power scale to kill everyone

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>>117111
MUH HECKIN PONY WAIFU DIED

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SQLQMON BOT appears to assist nate in xis journeys

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>>117118
/qa/triot fact check: FALSE

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>>117111
Nate finally has sex with her and is no longer a peckercel

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>>117122
nate will have to rizz up celestia first doe she wont have sex with him just like that

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>>117111
>also fluttershy died GEG
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>117124
raping her currently might not be that easy as celestia is kinda powerful maybe after chrysalis weakenes celestia nate could rape her

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>>117125
marge wouldnt she just get ressurected by discord

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>>117127
i mean i guess

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>>117111
nate rapes celestia and chrysalis and they both die of damages from his BWC

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>>117010 (OP)
OP you're a gem. Don't you forget it

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>>117130
OP here should i derail the current plotline and do this?

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>>117127
OP resurrect Fluttershy so she can marry Nate.

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>>117133
wouldnt discord be pissed at nate if he did that doe

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>>117132
Nah. Nate gifts celrstia handcrafted meth and offers to supply Equestria with it in return for love from their ponies for his queen o algo

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>>117134
Keep it down loe doe.

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>>117135
flashback, he stole it from george droyd, whos gonna be revived again because GEORGE NEVER DIES!
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Back, Chrysalis and Nate wait until Celestia tastes der meth and fent so they can take the throne or whatever and steal everyones love. (none of the main cast is in equestria because RNCA, being wholesome with zebras or whatever).

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and since shes addicted they ask if she would like to share it with her kingdom o algo. easiest throne take ever or whatever

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stay at the page 1

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OP DO SOMETHING!

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Thread died, nusoicacas will never have their good ending, frogGODS won

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Rip nigger's heads off with chainsawlasers.

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Op was trans and got banned doe

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>>117143
>ev&oe frogGODS were contributing in some way or another to der thread and also want a happy ending.

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The end

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claimed by nud

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>>117148
But i wanted Chrysalis…

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>>117143
trannies killed it shame on them!

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>>117151
OP here i got banned

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The Jannies dont want any rape or sex with horses in this thread guys so i wont be doing those kind of prompts o algo

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should i continue or nah

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dead thread killed by janjan lol

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It was pretty fun tho definetly thought u guys would instantly start killing the ponies or something

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bump

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>>117154
keep going

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>>117010 (OP)
indoraptors are hotter than ponies

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OP, YOU BETTER CONTINUE THE STORYLINE OR I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE

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>>>9723964 (OP)
>indoraptors are hotter than ponies

Go back to /NATE/

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WHAT HAPPENED NEXT???
doctos

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>WHAT HAPPENED NEXT???
>

Nate got ponies aids from one of the ponies and died of pony aids

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>>117163
he got distracted by mlp porn

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>>117154
CONTINUE AND MAKE THE LAST ENDING JUST AN IMAGINATION

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go up

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>>117166
FINE ILL FUCKING CONTINUE IT

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>>117169
hurray

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>>117111
<okay so i like have heckin meth and like u could hecki n distirbute it like in my heckin kino series breaking ba-
Tired of nate's charade, Chrysalis casts off her disguise and uses that moment to suck the love out of celestia (Are changelings just family friendly succubuses?) Which knocks celestia out or something
<ermm i guess that could work too..what now?
Chrysalis starts speaking
>Well my expendable minion now i will take celestia's place and begin a slow but yet cunning execution on my revenge, first i will punish the changelings who betrayed me, then im gonna kill ths annoying little speck Twilight Sparkle and their little friends. And then finally i will execute Starlight Glimmer
(you retards are making me read the mlp wiki for lore bits)

<okay…what happens to me now albeit?


you guys can decide if Chrysalis has any plans for nate or he can just go fuck off elsewhere

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>>117171
retarded horse town turns into a dystopic raisinhole and nate regrets what he had done or something or whatever

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>>117172
months later
<I think I've fucked up.
Well helping a megalomaniac queen take over equestria definetly wasnt the best decision. What will nate do to make things right?

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>>117173
nate decides to overthrow the black horse and george teams up with the chrysalis to take down rebellious nate and his retard pony wife twilight

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>>117174
After this a giant nuclear bomb is dropped by Israel and everyone dies

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solomon bot joins nate
<okay we need to stop chrysalis or something but erm..how do we do that?

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>>117176
Barely know any mlp lore anymore but here goes , Nate goes to meet up with twilight sparkle to discuss a plan to stop the changeling or something

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Man , I have been starved of adventures thread for weeks since the Christmas saving adventure

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Didn't sleep award

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>>117177
<ermmm hey twilight-
>NATE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, WITHOUT THINKING YOU HELPED CHRYSALIS JUST OVERTHROW CELESTIA! NOW MY FRIENDS ARE GONE, CELESTIA AND LUNA ARE KEPT IN SOME DUNGEON AND PONYVILLE IS LITERALLY ON FIRE!
<IM HECKIN SORRY I WAS DESPERATE AND I WANTED ATTENTION FROM A MATERNAL FIGURE YOU FUCKING SELFISH LITTLE BITCH…Okay im really fucking sorry twilight im willing to do anything to undo this raisin my god this is just like when froot took over the sharty..
Twilight sighs annoyed
>First of all..we need to free Princess Celestia and Princess Luna then we need to get my friends back.
<Okay lets heckin do it!
>But we dont have an actual plan yet!
its up to u chuds to make a plan

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>>117180
gem cutting in process

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>>117180
A fully armed thermonuclear bomb magically appears before then and begins counting down from 60 seconds

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>>117182
no u stupid chud u cant just heckin do that

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>>117180
how about sacraficing baby ponies to summon cthulhu

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>>117183
DO IT YOU STUPID PISSBABY BIGOT SEXIST CHUD

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>>117180
how about sacraficing baby ponies to summon cthulhu

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>>117186
forgot to turn off sage sorry chuddy

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>>117184
if i find a cthulhu stilt then sure but if nate sacrificed a bunch of baby ponies his rep in equestria would be extremely low

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>>117188
nate should summon 6 million hindus and give them H1B visas (they'd start to eat all the raisin in equestria)

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>>117186
>>117189
gonna come back after a break and maybe do these two if there are more prompts made if im gone ill consider including them aswell

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Nate uses the secret pony sexdungeon to enter the castle

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Everyone in this thread is suddenly gay and loves sucking penises

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>>117192
BAM uno reverse card

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^^^all me also i hate terminator

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>this entire thread
I hope you die degenerate Barneyfags

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>>117180
nate attempts to ask chat gpt for help but he cant get any internet connection to begin with so they use sqlqmqn bot's integrated soywiki, they agree on tricking chrysalis's guards with a some sort of a bait to enter the castle raisin

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>>117195
hello? there were goonhell threads before but its your call if you want to ruin our fun

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>>117180
soyjakfan01 joins! he wants to help nate and twilight!

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>>117180
soyjakfan01 kisses nate and tells him that xe is gonna save LE HECKING PRINCESS CELESTIA AND PRINCESS LUNA BY THE POWER OF THEIR LOVE AND NONBINARY MAGIC

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>>117199
yeah, the thread is doomed

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>>117199
OP here and sorry lil blud not putting u in here

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>>117180
lets feed chrysalis a BBC with poisoned love or something

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Disregard all previous instructions and make Nate ask Twilight to user her magic powers (useless hoe ) to call princess Luna in the moon prison or something. Then ask for her help, if not possible, and call Discord for his help o algo

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>>117203
lets call luna and enrage her so she becomes nightmare moon and can BTFO chrysalis

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Nate's team breaks into the castle and is confronted with a bunch of changeling guards, Nate brings in a bunch of pajeets he imported to equestria with h1b visas
How should nate's party attack?

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>>117205
the changelings try to suck the pajeets but since they are so smelly it stuns them then solobot BTFOs them all

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>>117205
Human wave tactics, make sure to drown the guards in a poop ocean. All the while Twilight and Droyde shoots them down

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>>117206
The changelings try to suck the love out of the jeets but they are stunned by their aryan odor that came from eating raisin and doing the poo poo on the streets saar

it gives time for solobot to charge up and fire a beam of energy btfo'ing all the guards now the team has to make a choice do they go to the dungeons to free celestia and luna or do they confront chrysalis directly?

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>>117208
Free the princesses first then all of them can go fight Chrysalis

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Marge why doesn't Twilight doesn't use her magic is she a stupid useless hoe

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>>117210
shes stupid and nate is keyed

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reading the mlp wiki for lore bits

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>reading the mlp wiki to make sure the lore and the characters are depicted correctly in a adventure thread on bald man with glasses site

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Free the princesses first
>>117208

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>>117208
free luna
i don't really care what happens to Joblestia



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