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NATE IN EQUESTRIA ADVENTURE THREAD

Premise:Nate after entering a random portal has ended up in the world of MLP in this adventure thread you will decide nate's actions and decisions will he follow the way of lee and try to genocide the entire continent? will he try to find a way back home? or will he interact with the residents of equestria? the choice is up to you

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This thread smell like cheese

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He will first start off by eating some moldy ass cheese to see what happens.

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>>117012
Nate takes a bite of some moldy cheese and gets food poisoning

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nate falls in love with fluttershy

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nate should start looking around because he needs to vomit somewhere after eating the moldy cheese

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>>117014
NOOOOO ITS TOO HECKIN EARLY

 β„–117017[Quote]

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YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED

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>>117010 (OP)
Nate bumps into Fluttershy. Fluttershy takes him home to cure him of food poisoning.

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>>117014
>>117015

nate stumbles around for a while and vomits, his skin returning to normal

As he finishes vomitting fluttershy approaches him shyly and despite nate's strange appearance (humans dont exist in equestria or something) she asks
>u-umm are you okay?
Nate takes a look at her andinstantly is smitten
<OMGSISA

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george floyd emerges from a jewish portal, starts shooting and killing everything in his sight.
Everyone is screaming and panicking

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Nate then goes to the synagogue with George Floyd

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>>117019
Nate asks Fluttershy where the nearest synagogue is so they can burn it down.

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>>117019
Nate asks if flutter shy will marry him

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try to get banned from equestria

 β„–117025[Quote]

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>>117020
george floyd arrives from a jewish portal he pulls up his glock and kills a random mare that was infront of him

Meanwhile nate asks
<ermmmm soo where is the nearest synagogue i need to make sure le jews dont ruin this heckin place too
Fluttershy confused, replies
>Whats a sy-nagogue?
>ermm doesnt matter i guess will u heckin marry me? ur so heckin attractive!
Fluttershy is just kinda shocked as this random strange creature asked her to marry him

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>>117025
forgot to change up arrows award

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>>117026
anyway how do u guys want to convince fluttershy to marry nate?

 β„–117028[Quote]

GEM GEM GEM GEM

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>>117025
fluttershy is for faggots, I decide to not want to marry her

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george floyd realized his fent reactor is in need of repair, so he has to go to a mechanic shop and get upgrades

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>>117025
equestrian guards start looking for a murderer at large

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>>117025
try to get banned from equestria

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>>117027

Nate shows fluttershy his 100% gemmy β€˜Jak he made and she instantly accepts

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>>117025
Nate due to him letting his mental gaurd down gets possessed and transforms into Lee Goldson

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>>117030
It's normal Floyd doebeit not Droyd

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>>117029
>>117030
>>117031
<Ermm nevermind i can find a better mare waifu anyways
>Um..okay?

Meanwhile george floyd's low on energy and his human disguise is starting to fade and dem police is looking for him now so he runs away

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>>117036
try to get banned from equestria

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>>117037
for the sake of the story no.

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>>117036
Nate walks about Equestria alone. Deep down he knows Fluttershy is best pony, but he blew it by being an autistic chudcel. He ends up wandering into the Everfree forest.

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>>117036
nate follows floyd to the repair shop through the back alleys to escape da jooish police

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>>117039
>>117040
<UGH I CANT BELIEVE I FUMBLED THAT! her personality was actually really attractive..
Nate says as he wanders into the Everfree forest unknowingly
meanwhile george floyd realizes that there is no repair shop in ponyville atleast
>shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
he runs out of fent and shuts down

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>>117041

Nate is attacked by a wolf o algo

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>>117041
Discord teleports to George's corpse and resurrects him as George Droid with an infinite fent reactor before instructing him to hunt down Nate.

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>>117041
visit the royal palace or something burger

 β„–117045[Quote]

>>117042
But then some heckin unknown changeling saves xim, it's Chrysalis.

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a impjak unrelated to the story at all, watches from afar

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>>117043
>Listen my nigga, my jewish masters told me you have to hunt down this goyim for you to have moar fent and pregnant bellies back home or whatever

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>>117041
Nate is attacked by Averi

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>>117045

β€˜Ood idea

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>>117043
>discord

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>>117042
>>117043
>DOCTOOOOOOOOOS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Nate wanders deeper into the everfree forest and a timber wolf attacks him

But then suddenly heckin timber wolf got its love sucked out of him (its how changelings feed or something) and it dies, nate looks in confusion

>marge?


A figure steps out of the nearby bushes revealing itself to be Chrysalis the former queen of the changelings (i cant believe i have to look up mlp lore for this thread) and just looked at nate with disdain

<What are you supposed to be? Doesnt matter all you have to know that you're in the presence of Chrysalis! The queen of the cahngelings!

she says with gusto

will do the scene with discord and george droyd in a minute

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>>117053
JANNIES APPROVE THIS

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Meanwhile Discord the spirit of chaos teleports to the deactivated george droyd looking at him in amusement.
>How delightful seems like this one has too arrived in equestria from somewhere else..and i've gotten just the most funny idea..

Discord snaps his fingers and gives upgrades to george droyd and ordered him to hunt down nate higgers for no apparent reason but amusement. George droyd starts walking towards the everfree forest

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lee goldson teleports in and tells everyone to bleed o algo

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>>117055
Make Nate start hitting on the queen of the changelings or whatever the fuck that black pony is
After all it's just a numbers game
Surely he'll get this one right?

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>>117055
as george droyd finds his way to nate higgers, he finds some grapes growing on a bush and, after stealing them from some random house, turns them into grape juice, powering him up even more

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>>117053
Lets help her

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>>117057
>>117058
>>117059
Lee goldson teleports in the middle of ponyville out of nowhere and yells
>BLEED OUT FUCKING BARNEYFAGS
before dissapearing to goon to overwatch feet porn

Meanwhile in the everfree forest nate becomes smitten again
<Ermm….mommy? heh well Chrysalis i am kind of a a10 hyperborean aryan and im soot's top guy how about ill be your king huh?
Chrysalis just looks at him half dumbfounded half amused but in the end nate's pick up game didnt seem to work and now chrysalis just plans to suck love out of him and kill him or however changelings work sensing that nate gets desperate
<WAIT DONT HECKIN KILL ME! I CAN HELP YOU GET YOUR REVENGE AGAINST THE PONIES OR SOMETHING!
And with that Chrysalis thinks for a while a grin appearing on her face
>You could be of use to me yet if you chose to serve me willingly so be it, but if you disobey me in any way i wont hesitate to..dispose of you

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>>117059
george droyd gets powered by the vril in the grape juice however those actions delayed his path to nate as george after being turned into a robot lost his legs so he cannot move as fast as other niggers anymore

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janjan pls approve

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>>117064
Literally this is one of the most entertaining threads I've seen on here in ages.
Do your job jannies.

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>>117065
Done sorry sir

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>>117065
log became so stale a bronyfag adventure thread is the most entertaining thing happening in months
this sucks

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>>117067
yeah it's a shame but it is what it is.
it's always been like this outside of years ago.

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>>117067
adventure threads are always gemmy doe

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>>117069
they are very rare doe

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>>117067

Don’t worry the site will expel gems in the coming months.

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>>117062
where do you get all the transparent stills of each pony?

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>>117072
google mostly lots of them on deviantart

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>>117062
nate higgers and chrysalis can hear mechanical whirring as george's fent reactor powers up and he draws closer interrupting the conversation

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>>117073
thanks this is a gemmy way to post my rnca and I'm going to steal it in a month or two

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>>117062
Assist my black queen in Total Pony Death or something burger

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>>117074
george floyd interrupts their conversation
^SHIEEEEEEET WUTS GOOD WITE BOI IM FINNA PUT A CAP IN YO ASS NIGGA.
>CHRYSALIS HELP ME!!!!! KILL THIS HECKIN NIGGER
Chrysalis begins to suck love out of george droyd (george has great love for fried chicken and basketball)
this weakens him allowing nate to BTFO him

Now that george droyd is dealt with can nate come up with a plan to help chrysalis get her revenge?

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>NATE IN EQUESTRIA ADVENTURE THREAD
>
>Premise:Nate after entering a random portal has ended up in the world of MLP in this adventure thread you will decide nate's actions and decisions will he follow the way of lee and try to genocide the entire continent? will he try to find a way back home? or will he interact with the residents of equestria? the choice is up to you

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>>117077
erm what if we did the thing she did but we do it less retarded, like disguise as Celestia or some pony so if someone says anything its considered blasphemy

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>>117079
Okay but u would need to get rid of celestia to make it work

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>>117080
nah just don't get caught, Chrysalis can get all the love from being celestia until the point she gets caught so she would just be powerful enough to BTFO joblestia

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NATE IN EQUESTRIA ADVENTURE THREAD

Premise:Nate after entering a random portal has ended up in the world of MLP in this adventure thread you will decide nate's actions and decisions will he follow the way of lee and try to genocide the entire continent? will he try to find a way back home? or will he interact with the residents of equestria? the choice is up to you

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>>117077

Nate gives her anthrax to shower ponyville in

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>>117083
how can she get love if everypony is dead

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>>117084

Ok then nate makes crack and gives it to her, so she can spread it inside the pony community and she can sap there love for the crack now.

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>>117077
Chrysalis supports TND therefore Nate falls in love again with her, secretly, and becomes moar obedient to his, now queen, orders or whatever. He also asks her if she would enact total nigger death in this world (that would be total zebra death or however the world is build)

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>>117085
this is pretty smart actually

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>>117086
I don't want to romance Chrysalis though I'm just using her to get to Nightmare Moon

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>>117087
Too smart for Nate actually.
<
And an oldfrogGOD appears thru a portal or whatever to laugh at xim

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>>117087

Thank you thank you

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>>117088
B-BUT SHES A SISA! BETTER THAN YOUR FLUTTERSHYTROONERY OR WHATEVER

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Nate and Chrysalis travel to canterlot to enact their plan. Chrysalis disguised as one of the guards so that she and nate that get directly to princess celestia.

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>>117089
op, do this

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>>117089
Meanwhile in the background a portal appears and from it a oldFROGGOD steps out just to laugh at nate
>OHNONONONON NUISOICUCKS WHAT IS THIS? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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>>117091
xe gets mogged hard sorry chud

 β„–117096[Quote]

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Fluttershy retvrns and proposes to Nate :3c

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gordon freeman snipes fluttershy

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i only watched it when i was 8 i dont remember much

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>>117096
fluttershy FUCKING dies tripping in the royal palace. Nate and Chrysalis continue to Celestia's throne or some raisin

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op better come up with something before trannies flood the replies

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>>117095
No, she supports Total Nigger Lives doe, didn't you see how she accepted all the negroids and jews to join the kingdom?

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Niko smashes a lightbulb over Chrysalis and does a selfish jig

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>Niko smashes a lightbulb over Chrysalis and does a selfish jig

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>>Niko smashes a lightbulb over Chrysalis and does a selfish jig

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>>117100
its too late, trannies have come

 β„–117106[Quote]

>>117094
>>117092
Whatever, They pass by as if nothing happened with the excuse that the queen must see 'this creature', Nate proclaims that he is an Aryan from Hyperborea, and again, Soot's greatest soldier (ev&oe he's a nuGod)

 β„–117107[Quote]

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frogs appear and laugh at everyone and kill everyone, the end

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>>>9725455 (You)
>fluttershy FUCKING dies tripping in the royal palace. Nate and Chrysalis continue to Celestia's throne or some raisin

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>>117106
And because Ponies are retarded and full of love and Chrysalis haven't done nuffin in a while, xhey let xhem pass or whatever, there, Chrysalis acts or something like that yeah.

 β„–117110[Quote]

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frogs appear and laugh at everyone and kill everyone, the end

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Nate and Chrysalis arrive in the throme room to luckily see only celestia there, luna having gone somewhere else. Princess celestia curiously looks at nate fascinated by his unique anatomy but still with a smile on her face
>Oh Hello there! I havent seen anything like you before. I am Princess Celestia one of the Co-rulers of Equestria and what is your name?
She asks nate politely
<ERMM MY NAME IS NATE HIGGER AND I AM A ARYAN FROM HYPERBOREA AND IM SOOT'S STRONGEST SOLDIER AND IM DEFINETLY AN OLD GOD!
Celestia not understanding most of what nate was talking about just smile and says
>Well its nice to meet you Nate, tell me whats bring you to me today?


also fluttershy died GEG



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