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This thread smell like cheese
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He will first start off by eating some moldy ass cheese to see what happens.
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nate falls in love with fluttershy
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nate should start looking around because he needs to vomit somewhere after eating the moldy cheese
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>>117014NOOOOO ITS TOO HECKIN EARLY
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>>117010 (OP)Nate bumps into Fluttershy. Fluttershy takes him home to cure him of food poisoning.
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>>117014>>117015nate stumbles around for a while and vomits, his skin returning to normal
As he finishes vomitting fluttershy approaches him shyly and despite nate's strange appearance (humans dont exist in equestria or something) she asks
>u-umm are you okay?Nate takes a look at her andinstantly is smitten
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george floyd emerges from a jewish portal, starts shooting and killing everything in his sight.
Everyone is screaming and panicking
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Nate then goes to the synagogue with George Floyd
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>>117019Nate asks Fluttershy where the nearest synagogue is so they can burn it down.
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>>117019Nate asks if flutter shy will marry him
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try to get banned from equestria
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>>117020george floyd arrives from a jewish portal he pulls up his glock and kills a random mare that was infront of him
Meanwhile nate asks
<ermmmm soo where is the nearest synagogue i need to make sure le jews dont ruin this heckin place tooFluttershy confused, replies
>Whats a sy-nagogue?>ermm doesnt matter i guess will u heckin marry me? ur so heckin attractive!Fluttershy is just kinda shocked as this random strange creature asked her to marry him
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>>117025forgot to change up arrows award
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>>117026anyway how do u guys want to convince fluttershy to marry nate?
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GEM GEM GEM GEM
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>>117025fluttershy is for faggots, I decide to not want to marry her
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george floyd realized his fent reactor is in need of repair, so he has to go to a mechanic shop and get upgrades
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>>117025equestrian guards start looking for a murderer at large
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>>117025try to get banned from equestria
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>>117027Nate shows fluttershy his 100% gemmy βJak he made and she instantly accepts
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>>117025Nate due to him letting his mental gaurd down gets possessed and transforms into Lee Goldson
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>>117030It's normal Floyd doebeit not Droyd
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>>117036try to get banned from equestria
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>>117037for the sake of the story no.
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>>117036Nate walks about Equestria alone. Deep down he knows Fluttershy is best pony, but he blew it by being an autistic chudcel. He ends up wandering into the Everfree forest.
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>>117036nate follows floyd to the repair shop through the back alleys to escape da jooish police
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>>117039>>117040<UGH I CANT BELIEVE I FUMBLED THAT! her personality was actually really attractive..Nate says as he wanders into the Everfree forest unknowingly
meanwhile george floyd realizes that there is no repair shop in ponyville atleast
>shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethe runs out of fent and shuts down
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>>117041Nate is attacked by a wolf o algo
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>>117041Discord teleports to George's corpse and resurrects him as George Droid with an infinite fent reactor before instructing him to hunt down Nate.
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>>117041visit the royal palace or something burger
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>>117042But then some heckin unknown changeling saves xim, it's Chrysalis.
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a impjak unrelated to the story at all, watches from afar
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>>117041Nate is attacked by Averi
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>>117042>>117043>DOCTOOOOOOOOOS WHAT THE FUCK IS THISNate wanders deeper into the everfree forest and a timber wolf attacks him
But then suddenly heckin timber wolf got its love sucked out of him (its how changelings feed or something) and it dies, nate looks in confusion
>marge?A figure steps out of the nearby bushes revealing itself to be Chrysalis the former queen of the changelings (i cant believe i have to look up mlp lore for this thread) and just looked at nate with disdain
<What are you supposed to be? Doesnt matter all you have to know that you're in the presence of Chrysalis! The queen of the cahngelings!she says with gusto
will do the scene with discord and george droyd in a minute
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>>117053JANNIES APPROVE THIS
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lee goldson teleports in and tells everyone to bleed o algo
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>>117055Make Nate start hitting on the queen of the changelings or whatever the fuck that black pony is
After all it's just a numbers game
Surely he'll get this one right?
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>>117055as george droyd finds his way to nate higgers, he finds some grapes growing on a bush and, after stealing them from some random house, turns them into grape juice, powering him up even more
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>>117057>>117058>>117059Lee goldson teleports in the middle of ponyville out of nowhere and yells
>BLEED OUT FUCKING BARNEYFAGSbefore dissapearing to goon to overwatch feet porn
Meanwhile in the everfree forest nate becomes smitten again
<Ermm….mommy? heh well Chrysalis i am kind of a a10 hyperborean aryan and im soot's top guy how about ill be your king huh?Chrysalis just looks at him half dumbfounded half amused but in the end nate's pick up game didnt seem to work and now chrysalis just plans to suck love out of him and kill him or however changelings work sensing that nate gets desperate
<WAIT DONT HECKIN KILL ME! I CAN HELP YOU GET YOUR REVENGE AGAINST THE PONIES OR SOMETHING!And with that Chrysalis thinks for a while a grin appearing on her face
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janjan pls approve
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>>117064Literally this is one of the most entertaining threads I've seen on here in ages.
Do your job jannies.
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>>117065log became so stale a bronyfag adventure thread is the most entertaining thing happening in months
this sucks
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>>117067yeah it's a shame but it is what it is.
it's always been like this outside of years ago.
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>>117067adventure threads are always gemmy doe
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>>117069they are very rare doe
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>>117067Donβt worry the site will expel gems in the coming months.
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>>117072google mostly lots of them on deviantart
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>>117062nate higgers and chrysalis can hear mechanical whirring as george's fent reactor powers up and he draws closer interrupting the conversation
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>>117073thanks this is a gemmy way to post my rnca and I'm going to steal it in a month or two
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>>117062Assist my black queen in Total Pony Death or something burger
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>>117074george floyd interrupts their conversation
^SHIEEEEEEET WUTS GOOD WITE BOI IM FINNA PUT A CAP IN YO ASS NIGGA.>CHRYSALIS HELP ME!!!!! KILL THIS HECKIN NIGGERChrysalis begins to suck love out of george droyd (george has great love for fried chicken and basketball)
this weakens him allowing nate to BTFO him
Now that george droyd is dealt with can nate come up with a plan to help chrysalis get her revenge?
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>>117079Okay but u would need to get rid of celestia to make it work
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>>117077Nate gives her anthrax to shower ponyville in
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>>117083how can she get love if everypony is dead
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>>117084Ok then nate makes crack and gives it to her, so she can spread it inside the pony community and she can sap there love for the crack now.
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>>117085this is pretty smart actually
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>>117087Too smart for Nate actually.
<And an oldfrogGOD appears thru a portal or whatever to laugh at xim
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>>117087Thank you thank you
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i only watched it when i was 8 i dont remember much
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>>117096fluttershy FUCKING dies tripping in the royal palace. Nate and Chrysalis continue to Celestia's throne or some raisin
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op better come up with something before trannies flood the replies
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>>117095No, she supports Total Nigger Lives doe, didn't you see how she accepted all the negroids and jews to join the kingdom?
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>>Niko smashes a lightbulb over Chrysalis and does a selfish jig
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>>117100its too late, trannies have come
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>>117094>>117092Whatever, They pass by as if nothing happened with the excuse that the queen must see 'this creature', Nate proclaims that he is an Aryan from Hyperborea, and again, Soot's greatest soldier (ev&oe he's a nuGod)
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>>117106And because Ponies are retarded and full of love and Chrysalis haven't done nuffin in a while, xhey let xhem pass or whatever, there, Chrysalis acts or something like that yeah.