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 â„–115094[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.

BEGIN
As observed in the previous thread (https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.

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>>8775646
john pulls out a lever action shotgun loaded with incendiary buckshot and starts firing at the jartysaururs

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>>8775743
OP, please don't listen to this retard, he keeps raisinposting and ruining the adventure

 â„–115995[Quote]

>>8775772
nigga what is your problem with me this time?

 â„–115996[Quote]

>>8775775
since when does he have a fucking incendiary shotgun?

 â„–115997[Quote]

>>8775784
nigga never played rdr2 and it shows also you did not have any complaints when i made feralston pull out a lever action rifle or when i had chud veteran pull out frag rounds your cl1tty is just leaking i suggest meds and /calm/ therapy

 â„–115998[Quote]

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>>8775714
>>8775646
>>8775522
Turn 1 out of 3 of the Jartyzombies being stunned.

Calmplier freezes the Jartysaur's legs. Patrick Chudson blasts the legs out. The Jartysaur flails its tail around on White Knight. It whips him to the floor, but suffers from a sizeable gash. White Knight gets wounded.

John Feralston VVILL fires incendiary buckshot at the Jartysaur next turn, unless the action is canceled.

 â„–115999[Quote]

>>8775793
ok fine nigger

 â„–116000[Quote]

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>>8775801
das rite how about you let people enjoy things?

 â„–116001[Quote]

>>8775799
warmplier burns the jartysaur and feralston shoots the buckshot

 â„–116002[Quote]

>>8775772
>>8775801
I didn't read the exchange. I think introducing extra abilities is okay, as long as it's reasonable enough.

 â„–116003[Quote]

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>>8775811
Turn 2 out of 3 of the Jartyzombies being stunned.

Warmplier fired a HOT beam, while John Feralston pumps a load of dragon's breath into the jartysaur. It emits an ear-piercing shriek and flails around frantically, slamming its tail into White Knight, then friendly firing a calm Jartyzombie. This behavior shows no signs of stopping, making it dangerous to even approach.

 â„–116004[Quote]

>>8775892
finish off the jartysaurus from range

 â„–116005[Quote]

>>8775799
Second attempt, Marty kick one of the jarty skull down and trample them to death , white knight leap over dinasour and start hacking away at his neck marioman throw a grenade at one of the jartyskulls near the wall so he doesn't accidentally hit Marty and lastly Patrick chudman gun down the middle jartyskulls

 â„–116006[Quote]

>>8775970
your late little bro…

 â„–116007[Quote]

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>>8775970
sorry lil nigga…

 â„–116008[Quote]

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>>8775975
>Integrity check failed , make sure your WASM or JavaScript is enabled

 â„–116009[Quote]

>>8776000
satan did this..

 â„–116010[Quote]

Q predicted this btw

 â„–116011[Quote]

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>>8775918
>>8775970
>>8776075
Final turn of Jartyzombies being calm.
White Knight tries to get up to act, only to have his very thoughts interrupted by a tail crushing him. His conciousness gets lulled to death by his lungs collapsing and brain suffering severe damage.
Marty kicks at the Jartyzombies, but Marioman stops him, because he throws a grenade.
John Feralston and Warmplier fire a second burst of flame attacks. This increases the size of the flames. Jartysaur finally shrivels up and stops moving.
Marioman's grenade kills the Jartyzombies right before their calm wears off.

The room is clear, but it cost the Party two of its members. Worse yet, Klekiteen is definitely nearby.

 â„–116012[Quote]

>>8776111
rush to the fucking teleporter..now

 â„–116013[Quote]

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>>8776116
You finally reach the teleporter room. It's empty… I guess the pad isn't to be stepped on.

What do you spawn?

 â„–116014[Quote]

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>>8776226
the sharty marines

 â„–116015[Quote]

>>8776226
an israeli tank

 â„–116016[Quote]

>>8776253
marge it wouldnt fit

 â„–116017[Quote]

>>8776261
ok, uhmmmm….

 â„–116018[Quote]

>>8776226
jake paul

 â„–116019[Quote]

>>8776226
>>8776281
wait no, i have a better idea, astro jake paul

 â„–116020[Quote]

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a third sharty marine

 â„–116021[Quote]

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>>8776229
You spawn "the sharty marines". Two marines are spawned.
They scream
>Total xeno death!
They ask
>What brought us here? Is this the work of the chaoscord?

Calmplier types in Israeli tank, spawning a Merkava.

>I have never seen this kind of machine before! Is it made by Aryans?

(Too many request for 1 turn)

 â„–116022[Quote]

>>8776313
have the sharty marines and merkava move out outside the teleporter room and to guard it and continue spawning gemmy creations

 â„–116023[Quote]

>>8776343
>the serinafag is back
fuck my life

 â„–116024[Quote]

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spawn a shartycord tank

 â„–116025[Quote]

>>8776313
spawn Astro Jake Paul and Strider George Floyd

 â„–116026[Quote]

>>8776349
we already have a tank dumbass, we don't need another one

 â„–116027[Quote]

>>8776353
oh honey…no..just no

 â„–116028[Quote]

>>8776356
>we have to have more tanks because… we just hekkin do, ok?

 â„–116029[Quote]

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the more the merrier also spawn a chud dreadnought while we're at it

 â„–116030[Quote]

>>8776359
don't do this, we already have enough powerful things, we don't need a huge fucking mech too

 â„–116031[Quote]

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>>8776365
fuck it we have the teleporter we can spawn whatever we can albeit

spawn jebson from gemdness combat too

 â„–116032[Quote]

>>8776365
also wouldn't this thing be too big to fit?

 â„–116033[Quote]

>>8776377
>he's forcing his bullraisin again since xhe couldn't do it last time
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 â„–116034[Quote]

>>8776378
it will fit if its spawned when the platform is empty

 â„–116035[Quote]

OP please ignore the nigger with the black id, he's gay, has monkeypox, and is proud of it

 â„–116036[Quote]

>>8776380
wdym forcing? the teleporter literally allows us spawn whatever units we think shartycord needs why you hating nigga

 â„–116037[Quote]

>>8776389
obessed pink id nigger who hates fun and is a raped tranny

 â„–116038[Quote]

>>8776393
only niggers rape people, fitting considering you have a vantablack nigger id color

 â„–116039[Quote]

>>8776393
>obessed
nui jarty is rubbing off me

 â„–116040[Quote]

>>8776402
>xir ESL is showing
GEEEEEEG, nigger confirmed, trannies ban this nigger, only people with white skin are allowed to use this website

 â„–116041[Quote]

>>8776405
sorry i meant trannies, not trannies, whatever, you know what i meant

 â„–116042[Quote]

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>>8776399
>NO IM DONE IM REALLY DONEEE
<pink id i dont want to hear you

 â„–116043[Quote]

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>>8776325
>>8776349
>>8776350
You convince the Shartymarines to guard the teleporter room, citing that you're fighting the Jarty.
>We must cleanse this world of the obsessed filth!
Your party keeps scrambling to type their creations.
Requests: Strider, Sharty Tank, Chud Dreadnought
The Dreadnought is too big.
>Shiet, I was walking to tha fentanyl bank! Take me back, mufuckas!

 â„–116044[Quote]

>>8776410
wait wtf, j annies is now wordfiltered? why the fuck did they do this?

 â„–116045[Quote]

>>8776412
LOL, i fucking told you nigger

 â„–116046[Quote]

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>>8776399
>NO IM DONE IM REALLY DONEEE
<pink id i dont want to hear you

 â„–116047[Quote]

>>8776411
>>8776421
GEEEEEEEEG HE POSTED IT TWICE LIKE A RETARD OH NO NO NO NO NO NO….

 â„–116048[Quote]

>>8776412
marge i checked and the dreadnought is only 4 meters in height

 â„–116049[Quote]

>>8776411
ONLY NIGGERS RAPE PEOPLE AND XHE CONTINUES TO POST THE RAPE WEBM CONFIRMING XHE'S A NIGGER GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 â„–116050[Quote]

>>8776424
Sharty servers are trooning out albeit

 â„–116051[Quote]

>>8776426
It is?

 â„–116052[Quote]

>>8776405
>only people with white skin are allowed to use this website
so you mean you admit to calling spadeson spammers, agugugu posters, averi fags and frogcacas white? OHNONONONONON

 â„–116053[Quote]

>>8776412
spawn Astro Jake Paul

 â„–116054[Quote]

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we need him

 â„–116055[Quote]

>>8776432
Yeah i checked the wiki

 â„–116056[Quote]

>>8776438
nice cope black boi, none of those are white, they are all pajeets/mutts, but whatever makes your johnson leak i guess

 â„–116057[Quote]

>>8776442
>tranny artstyle
fuck off nigger

 â„–116058[Quote]

>>8776447
im not black albeit please control your bibisi fetish xir.

 â„–116059[Quote]

>>8776454
projection

 â„–116060[Quote]

>>8776432
yeah just checked the tabletop figures a dreadnought is comparable to two space marines and a wee bit more in height

 â„–116061[Quote]

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>>8776460
i love black girls man

 â„–116062[Quote]

>>8776462
>xhe enjoys board games for autistic nerds
oh no no no no no no no no… this is just too funny, i can't…

 â„–116063[Quote]

>>8776470
i only like the lore i used tabletop for comparison albeit

 â„–116064[Quote]

>>8776466
you will never be white you dumb little nigger, not only that, but you just showed that you are a racemixer, which is even more hilarious, keep it up little nigger

 â„–116065[Quote]

>>8776476
>the lore
that's somehow even more autistic

 â„–116066[Quote]

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>>>8776466 (You)
>you will never be white you dumb little nigger, not only that, but you just showed that you are a racemixer, which is even more hilarious, keep it up little nigger

 â„–116067[Quote]

>>8776484
i mean we are on soyjak.party what did you expect? all of us are autistic nigga

 â„–116068[Quote]

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>>>>8776466 (You)
>>you will never be white you dumb little nigger, not only that, but you just showed that you are a racemixer, which is even more hilarious, keep it up little nigger

 â„–116069[Quote]

anyway can we get back to the adventure we can raisinfling each other after the adventure is done

 â„–116070[Quote]

>>8776491
speak for yourself retard

 â„–116071[Quote]

>>8776505
serinafag is the most rational person in the thread..how did this happen

 â„–116072[Quote]

>>8776505
Marge?

 â„–116073[Quote]

>>8776514
it's title "Calm4" retard
>>8776511
to be honest, it's starting to seem like so, he may be an autistic retard, but at least he isn't raisinflinging and throwing a tantrum like we are

 â„–116074[Quote]

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>>8776501
if this isnt autism i dont know what is

 â„–116075[Quote]

>>8776525
how about we just refrain from raisinflinging and fighting like a bunch of selfish little fucks atleast untill the adventure thread is concluded?

 â„–116076[Quote]

>>8776535
fine

 â„–116077[Quote]

wtf was that

 â„–116078[Quote]

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SERINAFAG POSTED PORN

 â„–116079[Quote]

>RPG about the sixth admin of the website
>thread devolves into infighting and chaos
Yep, the sixth admin of the website is here alright. His insidious aura is felt everywhere

 â„–116080[Quote]

>>8776550
aw fuck

 â„–116081[Quote]

>>8776553
holy raisin, you're right

 â„–116082[Quote]

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>>8776525
Have CALM6 for the sixth admin of the website

 â„–116083[Quote]

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You spawn:
A Janitor from Serina
A Jake Paul Astro Toilet
A regular sized Dreadnought

The George Floyd Strider and Jake Paul Astro infight.

The tank is unoccupied.

 â„–116084[Quote]

have the 3 chuds under patrick's command operate the tank

 â„–116085[Quote]

Break it down animal style and receal that you can dance like Micheal Jackson. Do this

 â„–116086[Quote]

we should teleport 'dmin 6 back here

 â„–116087[Quote]

>>8776596
Scat do not click

 â„–116088[Quote]

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alright do u guys want to teleport anything else? i might want to teleport my OC here headlessjak

 â„–116089[Quote]

>>8776605
you posted poop porn nigga

 â„–116090[Quote]

whatever are u guys gonna do more prompts?

 â„–116091[Quote]

>>8776605
'dmins can see deleted posts. Also why did you postit

 â„–116092[Quote]

Why is there raisinflinging tho? I noticed that it started near the end in the last thread


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