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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>8768386
'dmin 6 tells everyone to only shoot the unarmored segments, john feralston switches to his high calliber lever action rifle and starts hip firing while veteran chud fires full auto at the jarty worm, calm and warm fire a combined at le caterpillar too, the cord baby mech along with patrick and other chuds opens fire aswell and the only muder drone bot fires a wrist missile
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>>8768386
jartyworm turns over to feralston and screams at him, it then lunges at him and slams him back into the wall
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>>8768386
white knight and admin 'ix repdeatly stab jarty worm's mouth targeting it.
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>>8768400
(it doesn't bite him btw)
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Give me a moment. I'm doing 2 turns this time
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also heres a hot take..we should spend too much time on extra bosses albeit
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>>8768632
shouldnt*
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>>8768632
even doe they are fun for the whole family o algo
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TURN 1/2, DO NOT RESPOND YET
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>>8768409
'dmin 6 gives an order
^Don't aim for the blue! It's armor!
He and Whiteknight continue to stab the Jartyworm's face.
The Jartyworm stirs up, and swings. He slams his head into John Feralston.
The attack hurts John Feralston pretty badly. It also gives 'dmin 6 and White Knight's brains minor damage.
Only Chud Veteran gets off shots this turn. All miss, due to the speed of the worm swinging itself…
To be continued…
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TURN 2/2
You may respond
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>>8768400
>>8768405
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>>8768662
Cordbot Mk 1 and Murder Drone fire at the 4th segment of Jartyworm. The Cordbot's frag rounds and Murder Drone's wrist missile tear the segment to shreds. However, it doesn't bisect the worm.
Patrick Chudson's team fire at the 3rd segment, while Chud Veteran fires at the first segment. Calmplier and Warmplier target the 6th segment with a fusion-beam explosion.
The Calm-Warm explosion does great damage. The other attacks do moderate damage.
John Feralston was stunned for this turn, therefore he couldn't attack the Jartyworm…
The Jartyworm begins to box the party in, biting viciously at 'dmin 6 and White Knight's swords. Chud Veteran is also dangerously close to the worm's mouth.
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>>8768723
chud veteran throws a grenade into the jarty worm's mouth before falling back. 'dmin 6 gets up and swings his sword at the most injured segment (the one with empty health) and with a mighty slash splits the worm in half
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>>8768738
by falling back i meant stepping back btw.
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>>8768738
Throw or drop in? This is an important choice.
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>>8768755
drop in precisely drop in using a gap inbetween the worm's teeth
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>>8768723
Shrek shows up
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>>8768767
NO NO NO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHREK SPAM
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>>8768762
the gap is pretty small though, how will it fit in?
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>>8768778
the grenade isnt that big so the explosion will be weak but the shrapnel from it will cause big internal bleeding for the worm
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>>8768862
shrek shows up to save the day
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>>8768862
Chud Veteran takes moderate damage from his own grenade.
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>>8768862
the other end of the jartyworm lunges at the sixth admin of the website and stabs him in the lungs
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>>8768869
*lung, sorry, it's just one of his lungs, not both
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>>8768862
'dmin 6 does a somersault and cuts off the spike at the end of the jartyworm leaving the jartyworm to retreate..deep into shiutskin sewers where he wont be seen again for this entire adventure thread (I HATE GETTING STALLED FROM GETTING TO THE MAIN BOSS BY PUTTING RANDOM RAISIN MINI BOSSES ITS BAD…BECAUSE..JUST BECAUSE OKAY?)
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Also btw it kinda felt like 'dmin six was nerfed in dmin six adventure 2
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>>8768880
you might aswell destroy it at this point, it's practically harmless, it doesn't need to go into the sewers lol
also, seethe
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>>8768880
It IS a main boss, nigger
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>>8768895
its not nigger that main main bosses are le heckin astro jarty, gooner froot and goonbot you fucking dumb faggot
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>>8768915
its 5 'dmin six blocks allowing heartknight to jump up and slash the spike in half. calmjak then fires a /calm/ beam at the two now seperate jarty worms making them calm the fuck down and leave group a alone
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>>8769062
meanwhile, a few wandering 4cucks find the corpses of the small dead turk and greek astros that fought Mokraine a long while back, they grab the corpses and go back to their base, and give the corpses over to some scientist 4cucks, where the astro technology will be reverse engineered
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>>8769062
soystein attemps to heal as many people as possible, but eventually runs out of medicine and things to give
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>>8769075
then the party progresses further o algo
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>>8769165
OMGXIZA IT'S ROBOKLEKI!!!!!
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>>8769174
it's robokleki, and it's a new character
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>>8769180
it's not a singular person i think, it's just a term used for when someone avatarfags using oekaki or something, either way, we had kleki, then protokleki, and now we have robokleki, this is just like muh hekkin darwinian evolution, all hail doctor fauci!
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>>8769194
the sixth admin of the website uses his sword to gently cut a rectangle large enough for the team to go through, while also making sure the part of the window he cut doesn't fall down, shatter, and make noise
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>>8769194
use warmpiler's heat ray to melt the glass instead of breaking because melting will be quiet once its melter uses calmjak's powers to cool it so we can cross over it
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ermm wont cutting shatter the glass anyway?
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>>8769209
his sword is super tough, he can cut through tough things very easily, if he just gently cut's the glass, it hopefully won't shatter
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>>8769213
>hopefully
i think melting would be safer albeit
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>>8769217
then you would have molten glass pour over next to the team, i don't think that's very safe…
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>>8769223
not really the team would step away untill all the glass was melted to the ground the we use calmjak to cool it off so they can safely walk over it
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>>8769231
wouldn't the hot glass sizzle and melt the floor causing sounds? we are supposed to be stealthy chuddy
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>>8769249
yeah sizzle but it would still make less noise than shattered glass , and calmjak could cool it quickly albeit
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>>8769249
Only one of these will happen.
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>>8769261
i dont heckin know man OP which do you think would be better
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>>8769266
Okay. Dubs so I'll do that.
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>>8769282
also, will you do my prompt about the 4cuck astro thing? im very obsessed right now, and i mvst know
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>>8769069
this one
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>>8769300
your a selfish little incel, arent ya? das rite
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>>8769371
thank you saar, love from india!
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>>8769432
DAMNIT
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OH raisin
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>>8769432
NO NO NO. admin thrembo affects the laws of physics and the glass is not shattered BECAUSE I WANT GROUP A TO SUCCEEEED
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>>8769447
STOP BEING UNFAIR INCEL STOP STOP STOP!!!!
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im a selfish little chud that wants group a to finally get their way
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>>8769461
im a heckin incel
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>>8769442
should have just cut the glass you dumb dumb
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>>8769474
it wouldnt matter OP would still decide to roll anyway
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>>8769477
well ok then, i guess we are fucked o algo
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>>8769474
>>8769477
>>8769479
Sword would've technically had a higher chance of failure, due to the cut piece being unpredictable.
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>>8769486
TSMT this is like a dnd moment when you try to be logical and samrt but the DICE ROLL still fucks you over anyway
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>>8769487
I found it funny sude
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>>8769523
someone has to sacrifice xemselves to hold back the jartys
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>>8769535
everyone aims their weapons at the door and prepares for whatever comes
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>>8769535
selfish little fucks
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someone make this a video
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>>8769535
chud veteran pulls out a new drum mag thats filled with explosive ammo and loads it , he crouches prepared to full auto into the incoming enemies
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>>8769644
>fuck this..i've lived a good life GAS THE KIKES!.
chud veteran says as hes about to sacrifice himself, he gives patrick and his chuds his journal in which he written all his jakking, fighting, and overall chud knowledge and wisdom he accumulated in the soyvil wars. Chud veteran uses all his strength to dropkick the jarty bull out of the elevator. the elevator closes and the rest of group a goes up expect Chud veteran who makes his last stand firing his frag rounds and killing as many jarty cucks as he can
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>>8769644
Jartynem (Eminem but jarty) begins to epically rap about the sixth admin of the website losing and the jarty winning, while also breakdancing like a boss
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i was the one who originally introduced veteran chud..his knowledge has been passed on now he can die fighting
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>>8769644
'dmin six uses his sword to make a hole in the floor of the elevator so the liquid can leak out of the elevator. the hole isnt big enough for anyone from group a to fall in but just large enough for the liquid to go away
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>>8769535
What situation could you possibly use this for
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PART 1/3
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>>8769774
Outside, Jartynem raps very raisintily about 'dmin 6 losing.
>Jarty blanny mech spurtin gats
>Obsessed admin go split splat
>Glubby glick glack glack
>Orange fluid melting the sharty fag-gots
>JartyCHADs transforming em into meals for mag-gots
>Splurty splat splot splot
>my skin is nearly van-ta-black
Meanwhile, in the elevator, Chud Veteran drops his collection of journals and whatnot, and makes an announcement.
>Take my journal, full of wisdom, because it's all I can leave with you…
>This is necessary. Just cut holes, to drain the elevator, and avenge all the casualties.
He eats a can of spinach and tips the Jartybull, before pushing it out.
He fires a burst into the Jartymech, destroying it…
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>>8770134
its heckin command also is this part 3/3
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>>8770138
That is part 3
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>>8770119
chud veteran takes out a rambo knife and slashes it across the jartysaurus and stabs it into xis flesh before finally dying…may xe rest in peace
meanwhile dmin 6 clicks command button
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>>8770134
what will xhe do with the spawner?
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>>8770155
use it to spawn shartycord units around the remaining jarty buildings and inside this one