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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>8760552
ok then, swaglord will disguise himself as a jartycuck, and hopefully nobody will notice, jartycucks are brown raisinskins, so they probably have low IQ and won't notice that it's swaglord, so it will likely work, let's try it
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>>8760579
Does he take his mech along? Also, I had an idea that he would send the Daily Dose 4cuck team.
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>>8760579
Paint the newly armoured 4cuck shock trooper as jartycuck to take 'dmin 6 by surprise and they need to do this right after the last stage is cleared so they don't have any idea what's going on and thinks jartycuck has an ace up their sleeves and retrieved the teleporter
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>>8760596
i was thinking more of like a stealthy approach, bringing an entire fucking mech over there is pretty dumb, the Daily Dose can come over there with swaglord, but they would also have to be disguised as jartycucks
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>>8760596
Bring everything, 4cuck need to apply shock and awe tactic to throw them off
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>>8760610
This is assuming 4cuck has air transport
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>>8760604
>>8760622
well alright then, mech it is, let's hope this works out
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>>8760627
btw, before they paint the mech, the rabbi enchants the netherite on the mech with protection 4 so that they have an even better chance at succesfully doing this
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>>8760627
On the plus side nupol Aryan is busy backing group b up and I doubt .30 cal would put a dent on netherite plate mech, maybe its 'dmin thrembo plan for all this
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>>8760647
>protection 4 Netherite Swagmech Mk II
GEG that's almost god mode.
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>>8760672
If it's not for the fact that 'dmin 6 has antimatter sword that could cut through anything, the mech would steam roll almost everyone
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>>8760672
ok, protection 2 or something, just do something lower than, it doesn't have to be indestructable lol
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>>8760702
or maybe protection 1, idk, just something low
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>>8760707
yeah i think protection 1 will be good enough
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>>8759976
soystein and heart knight attack the jarty cat base and john feralston finishes reloading and starts blasting the cats. calmjak unleashes his calm pulse calming down the enemies for 3 turns and warmpiler sets the jarty cat base on fire
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>>8760761
This arrived late, and also conflicts with the other prompt…
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>>8760775
i was at school
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>>8760771
heart knight pulls out his bleached excalibur and swings it landing a mighty slash on the jarty base while 'dmin 6 channels the sharty and cord's combined autism allowing him to alter reality and stop the commander from getting any coins thus resulting in no more jarty cat spawning
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>>8760784
meds i was just joking about that, idiot, the sixth admin of the website can't actually bend reality, it was referencing the fact that the people in this thread can influence anything and essentially bend reality to help out the sixth admin of the website
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>>8760784
actually fuck it, give him some temporary and short lasting reality bending powers, and after he defeats the jarty base, he loses the powers, fair enough?
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>>8760814
meds DMIN 6 IS GOD
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>>8760829
even doe he came from niggerhell therefore is he le satan or something
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>>8760771
Marty muster all his strength to kick titan cat down so that 'dmin 6 can finish him off and give others an opportunity to shred through jarty cat troop, during all these chaos , heart knight takes the opportunity to take out additional wall cat from behind using his fist
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>>8760771
Date masamune jarty attempt to shake off attacking titan cat with xir yoyo this time xhe use two of them
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Roll
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>>8761032
Roll
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>>8761032
>>8761099
>>8761081
>>8760859
>>8760784
150 coins are added.
'dmin 6 uses special beams to manipulate the Commander's money, sustaining it for most of the turn.
Dr. Soystein melees two wall cats, while Heart Knight smashes the tower with his biwisi excalibur.
Marty slams both hooves into the Titan, making him collapse.
>Come, here, 'dmin 6!
^I'm too busy destroying the Jarty bank…
Due to lack of assistance with Marty's plan, the rest of the Jartycats overwhelm the party.
>ๆใ
ใJARTY CATTO้จ้ใฏใใใฎๅใๆใใใ้้ใฉใใซ็ชๆใใพใ๏ผ
Date Masamune pushes the Jartycats off from ximself. The green fire transforms them into charred corpses.
The Commander spawns yet another squad: Titan cat, 2 Gross Cats, a Giraffe, and a Wall Cat. It's identical, and so is its cost.
'dmin 6 stops firing his hax beam.
^I almost thought that would wo-
The coins are set to ZERO, and so is the income.
The Jartycat base has sustained 500 damage this turn.
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>>8761161
soytan riding the horned horse would ram through the jarty cats surrounding soystein while everyone else focuses on killing any remaining jarty cats
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>>8761161
heart knight attacks the cats
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>>8761210
kill yourself
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>>8761393
everyone on the left side starts attacking the jarty cats holding nothing back, admin thrembo also blesses heart knight which makes his bi w ci dildo turn into a actual sword and heartknight uses it to behead the titan cat
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>>8761397
warmplier burns the cats and the sixth admin of the website slices some of them too
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>>8761393
also, let's see what bruntlefly and swaglord are doing
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>>8761450
marge isnt bruntefly with the mech team?
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>>8761458
He didn't reach them yet.
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>>8761753
suddenly, you hear an explosion from the roof, Robokleki drops down from the roof and aims xheir minigun arm at your squad, ready to fire it, their other arm is a grenade launcher
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EVERYONE START ATTACKING THE JARTY BASE NOWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>8761978
heal everyone hurt and merge group a and c then progress further
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>>8761978
i thought c was supposed to be the auxilliry group
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also lets go to group b pov
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>>8761994
They still are. The merge means that they fully commit to assisting Group A, at least for the next battle.
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>>8762111
The spawner produces Jartyroaches
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I'm going into planning mode for today. Might stop running the thread until tomorrow o algo. I'll probably add robokleki, and sort the different plot threads, and sort the adventure folders.
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>>8762136
Will do this.
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>>8762162
oh raisin, i didn't know they were going to the nujarty tower, hope swaglord manages to slip through
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>>8762162
going to sleep now saar
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>>8762111
(Save this prompt for later I think)
Meanwhile, Outside, the mech is outside
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Also the mech is unenchanted, because too big o algo, but it does have the Rabbi blessings on it.
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>>8767624
Give GapeSaurus back
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>>8767662
a spadeson bi bi se queen approaches them and asks them all to suck on dat bi bi ci dildos because all jartycucks love bibisea
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>>8767624
shartycord soldiers paint a shartycord symbol on the mech to mark it as friendly
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>>8767801
god of spades broadcasts johnson sissy hpyno porn into swaglord's brain
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>>8767783
NO NO NO NOT SERINA AGAIN
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>>8767843
Spade god puts a curse on the 4cuck army as punishment..the exact details of the curse will be revealed im 'dmin six adventure 3
anyway lets go back to see what group a is doing
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>>8767901
>has begin to take effect
The nuJarty's ESL is rubbing off on me
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>>8767901
john feralston starts firing into jarty cow's head his rifle is made to kill buffalos and bulls alike after all. meanwhile the chuds and chud veteran firing at the dead jarty cucks and warmpiler sets the jarty roaches on fire
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>>8767914
we need to take down le jarty fast then
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>>8767934
Thank you. Added
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>>8767934
Thats not the jartycuck army those are 4cucks disguised at jartycuck army but okay
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>>8767978
At least the disguises are that convinving geg
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>>8767901
the last digit is lower than 6, does that mean the curse didn't apply?
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>>8768005
Yes.
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>>8767995
warmpiler burns the rest of the roaches while dmin 6 and white knight do badass sword moves splitting the remaining jarty zombies apart
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>>8767995
a huge jarty caterpiler slithers out of the vent, it has many eyes and sharp teeth, it's tail has a sharp knife looking thing that it uses to slice and stab things, the caterpiller also has a few metal plates attached to the head and other vital areas, the plates are colored blue (the jarty color)
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>>8768035
Got everything else complete. Working on this
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>>8768181
feralston shoots the jartyworm, most of the bullets hit the metal plates and reflect off, but one of the manages to hit one of the eyes
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>>8768214
media pending approval..its over
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>>8768216
nvm we are back saar
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>>8768214
nigga please just stop, this is too much
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>>8768214
Let him fight Jarty Titan if he has the chance.
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>>8768227
nigga wdym stop these are the first characters i introduced today tho
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>>8768240
ok fine nigga, i just hope they arent super op or something
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>>8768258
they are not they will just make minor boss fights easier its not like those two can take on astro jarty, goon bot or goon froot just by themsrlves
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>>8768265
ok
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>>8768214
If the party can reach the spawner before it gets stolen, they can spawn these characters.
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>>8768315
SPEEDRUN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW