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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>8717835
The Giraffe and the Titan also have cooldowns. A Giraffe can be summoned every other turn, and a Titan can only be summoned every third turn.
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>>8717835
the gross comes over to the sixth admin of the website and kicks him, launching him in the air, the murder drones grab the gross legs and try to make him fall down
meanwhile, the 4cucks mined lots of netherite and got lots of items and cool stuff from the nether portal, 4cuck engineers grab the netherite and start putting it on swaglords mech, which will make it even more durable and tough, swaglord crosses one of the objectives off of the list, since the nether portals and stuff have been complete, and he will now move on to the next objective, which i will reveal in a little bit (it's gonna be pretty crazy, and might help the 4chin army greatly if they manage to pull it off succesfully)
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>>8717848
Dmin 6 uses his credit card to summon a heckin powerful unit because jarty cats is pay to win slop
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Next prompts will take some extra time
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>>8717541
Dr goon fully gives up on the shartenburg campaign and scraps all plans of reinvasion, he is a bit less extreme than root and goonclown.
He does not want to start more invasions and focuses mostly on his pills and gooning policies.
He decides to not send more gooners into soysphere island, this may start a dispute between him and goonclown
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>>8718099
Titan cat swing his club at Liam vicker and kick murder troon clones
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>>8718099
Chud veteran focuses and uses accurate burst fire mode to headshot all the cats
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>>8718099
βMin 6 goes berserk and launches himself at the titan and puts the sword in the titans face
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blud really just abandoned the thread only in ohio fr fr
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>>8718009
>>8718099 (You)
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The 4cuck's have a very successful mining operation. The Nether has so much Gold and Quartz that it's ubiquitous. The 4cucks gain access to a virtually unlimited supply of these materials. Quartz and gold are essetial materials for robotics, therefore this is a critical breakthrough for the 4cuck Empire. They also unearth a large amount of Ancient Debris. They quickly convert it to Netherite, a material that's harder than diamond.
Besides this, they loot structure after structure, attaining an insane amount of artifacts and special loot.
Swaglord's mech plating gets replaced with Netherite, and so do most of its metal parts.
Certain pieces get gilded, meaning coated in gold, therefore, the gilded parts aren't weaker. This is a stylistic choice.
Swaglord's mech is a really tough nut to crack, if it wasn't already. It's harder than diamond, and 'dmin 6's sword. Nuts.
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>>8718301
what took so long mein nigga?
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>>8718318
The post itself took that long.
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>>8718322
ok saar
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>>8718301
did you mean to reply to that other prompt?
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>>8718327
yes
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>>8718347
Are you taking my prompt too?
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>>8718353
Sure but the Cultists will probably slip out of line and deploy Goonerbot, no matter what.
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>>8718363
The cultists act independently and are not under the command of the main gooner government
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>>8718387
soystein gives the sixth admin of the website some medicine and bandages up his wounds to make him feel better, veteran chud continues to shoot and feralston also starts shooting at the cats
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>>8718406
I figured that sude
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>>8718408
They are also fully cut off from shartenburg after the main portal in the hq was destroyed by the collapse and only the cultists can open their own portals.
I say this as i am the author of cobman adventure
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>>8718426
This is not a prompt, just some lore(i decide the goonerlore because they are my IP or something idk)
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>>8718387
Use the emergency teleport to teleport to the hospital again if possible
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>>8718443
no need, see >>8718407
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>>8718516
Gross cat grab basic cat and throw it at John feralson while wall cat charges in shield up to bash anyone Infront of him
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>>8718516
feralston and veteran chud continue mowing down the cats while soystein tries to treat vickers, the sixth admin of the website gets up and isn't in pain anymore
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>>8718516
Dr soystein calls in a big Project that he has been working on for Liam vickers, its the George Floyd murder drone
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Might take an small break from running the adventure soon… besides bedtime creeping up.
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>>8718738
Ok goodnight
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>>8718738
how long will the break be?
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>>8718724
Floyd drone grabs the titan cat and smashes it through the floor
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>>8718754
If I put a number on it, I'd probably get it wrong. I feel like taking a break.
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>>8718777
lucky trips
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>>8718777
Take as long as you need, Bro
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>>8718724
Dr. Soysteins asks the Floyd Drone to break the game as he's kinda getting annoyed of this raisin
(SAGEing so that you can get your break without some cunts raping the thread)
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WAKE UP
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up
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Will you continue during the weekend?
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>>8735879
Most likely.
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>>8736109
Tomorrow weekend op , better dust off your pad and draw I'm hunger for 'pic conclusion
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The plan is that I'll continue tomorrow. Cheers.
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>>8743441
thank you saar
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>>8743600
ohio
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>>8743441
Ready when you are, Mate
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E
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>>8749426
George drone shoots the hand canon into the titan catβs mouth
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>>8749369
The Astros attack him by shooting their dick guns at his face
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>>8749426
Gross cat grab more of jarty cat corpse and throw it at veteran chud while wall cat for the second attempt charges into the group shield up in hopes to bash anyone Infront of him and titan cat body slam Floyd drone
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Brundlefly comes and rants rhis.
>Why can't you do a Halloween event already?
>Yeah yeah the day where Jesus was born which is probably not his birthday anyways dude which was diffused into some Saturnian guy gifting good kids raisin or something and there's funny trees is important enough for December (of course without Jesus, of course) but the day when veil thickens which got diffised into scary masks and diabetes is not important for a month. Easter exists anyways fora Christian stuff so why can't they treat Halloween like Christmas? They are now mostly secular holidays with occult symbolism anyways.
Have a funny response or something very dull adventure thread.
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>>8749942
Titan cat suplexes Floyd drone and perform elbow drop on it , giraffe cat trample John feral and wall cat engaged in melee with vet chud
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how do i play this game
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>>8749985
Never goon squidfreakbob Clothesline both goon soldier to the ground , Nate hinger start tearing into one of the downed soldier in rage
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>>8749992
The core part of the gameplay is that you prompt party members to take actions, during fights.
Their limits will be considered, and the properties of them and the enemies will be considered.
You can also give different types of prompts. Think of text-only games and point and clicks and how they work.
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>>8749985
Caca mech and batmech tag team goonfroot with whatever attack they have or something
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>>8750142
Golden and his companion hold off the incoming reinforcement while muscle baby and freakbob host help caca mech up
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>>8750142
The astros ram froot at warp speed
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>>8750324
Bruntlefly talks about the ukraine war
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>>8750438
Astro warps really fast to throw off frqqt
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>>8750438
Freakbob squid and lee gang up on magi nigger as nate higger pounce on one of the goon soldier and begin mutilating him , caca mech will have to deal with goonfroot alone
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>>8750658
Make sure the cockpit is in the center of the mech just incase if the enemies go for obvious spot to hit
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>>8750723
It is. Also marge
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Cacamech also has a personal 8 gauge shotgun inside, if anyone wants to use it.
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>>8750853
Cacamech blast away the goon minion with a shotgun so that golden could concentrate his fire power on goonfroot feet and nigger magi, freakbob squid rolls around attempting to put out the fire while Nate higger pounce on nigger magi next . Muscle baby helps batmech up
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>>8751073
>an adventure that has already ended
Nah that was a preview or something
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>>8751079
Or non-canonical if 'dmin 6 loses…
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>>8751069
George drone self destructs and blows up the titan cats
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>>8750853
Batmech uses the anti-teleporter to clone the goonerhell portal
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>>8751605
Say that βdmin 6 is at the asylum, but when gooner Froot gets there he will get attacked by the patients
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Rolan for something else
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>>8751725
Now that goonfroot is gone, go to that house
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Another roll because schizo
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>>8751827
Where's group c ? They are supposed to wait outside of nujarty tower