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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>8710588
4cuck created nanobot implant to enslave the mob
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>>8710588
Irwin tells them to make more portals, and to gather some netherite and potions and stuff, so that they can make armor and tools from the netherite
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>>8710599
failsage
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Jartycuck Cyraxx jumpscares everybody and everybody gets teleported to Auschwitz where Big Lez lives.
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>>8710570
Both of them are serving satouko hojou fan whos also guarding the entrance
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>>8710718
'gated , wizard chud blast jarty cyraxx head into oblivion and send everyone back to their previous location
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>>8710718
Anti teleporter is preventing that doe also stop derailing faggit
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>>8710878
Using dmin 6's speech skills Tell the ogres if they dont leave and go back to mexico that they are obsessed brimstones that are obsessed with the jarty and shartycord o algo
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>>8711085
throw your antimatter sword (or whatever the sword the sixth admin of the website has is called) like a boomerang and decapitate them both
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>>8711172
*Shrektoko 2 throws his mace at 'dmin 6
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>>8711172
Chud veteran crouches for more stable recoil and fires at shrektoko 1's head with his drum mag ak
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>>8711172
John feralston uses dead eye firing 6 shots into shrektoko 2's knees crippling him
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>>8711172
the babybot shoots at the shrektokos
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>>8711172
Shrektoko 1 swung his mace at group A in frenzy hitting murder drone clones to give shrektoko 2 enough time to pull out 'dmin 6 sword
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>>8711282
Fuck it we ball , shrektoko howl but the adrenaline in his bloodstream keep him going and hes too pissed off to be bothered by pain
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>>8711399
call them in
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>>8711399
also babybot continues to shoot at the shrektokos
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>>8711399
Can we order some tacos and takis to calm down shrektokos and make them leave?
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>>8711399
the sword explodes in shrektoko's hands becuase he doesn't know how to use it
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>>8711399
What about the nuke earlier ?
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>>8711494
Goon Froot exits goonerhell and prepared to join the battle
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>>8711494
'dmin 6's sword turns the shrektoko hostile towards spade knight because of the knight's bibisi resembling the one tyrone had
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>>8711583
This is even less plausible…
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>>8711604
Spade knight dash into the battle and swung his bibisea into Dr soyberg or whatever
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Fingerboy try to slash spade knight with his claw but was easily parried away as the knight shove the dildo down finger throat
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>>8711641
meanwhile admin thrembo and his thrembo soldiers fix bruntlefly's mech and fully heal him in an underground bunker
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>>8711569
Jarty astro wakes up
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>>8711665
that's because bruntlefly works for admin thrembo so they like each other no matter what happens o algo
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Dr soystein gives dmin 6 the admin drug which removes yhe limits on his admin powers. 6 uses telekinesis to get his ssord back and uses his sword to hit the shrektokos with a energy slash
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>>8711733
Meanwhile in goonerhell the goonbot 2.0 is almost completed. It is not as strong as the first one but smaller and more agile
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>>8711752
It does not have as many weapons as the first one
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>>8711666
>>8711752
>>8711755
I think enough cans of worms have been open for now…
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>>8711758
Save the gooner bot for the very end
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>>8711758
Omega floyd is being reborn
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>>8711758
Goonbot wont be seen for a long time after this so it does not get overstuffed. As i said, it is not completed just yet
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>>8711761
he would be way too weak considering how ridiculously strong some of the characters here are, i don't think it should be the very end, but relatively soon
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>>8711733
bruntlefly asks 'oel how many black people does it take to change a lightbulb
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>>8711868
feralston gets up, feralston and babybot continue shooting at the shrektokos
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>>8711868
Cordbot flies onto the shrektoko in the front and shoots his laser blaster into his mouth
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>>8711911
bruntlefly asks 'oel to help fixing the mech
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>>8711911
Bruntlefly talks about that time he teleported into cobman adventure and followed cobman into goonerhell
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>>8712087
All characters with ranged weapons fire at the head of shrektoko 1
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>>8712087
suddenly, dwayne the truck johnson comes out of nowhere and rams into shrektoko 2, smashing him into the nujarty hq, it doesn't do much damage, and only breaks his leg (btw, dwayne the truck johnson is just dwayne the rock johnson but he's a truck now, also he dies after ramming into shrektoko 2)
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>>8712087
Nupol shoots his gun into spade knightโs ear
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>>8712118
he asks 'oel to get henry here
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>>8712118
Bruntlefly tells โoel about cobmanโs journey through goonerhell, however after cobman took the rift back to shartenburg he lost track of him and has no idea what happened so he just makes up the end of the story
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>>8712224
Everyone on the Left decides to just dogpile the Spade Knight and beat the absolute raisin out of him
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>>8712224
โMin 6 jumps at shrektoko 2 and slices him dozens of times
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>>8712224
shrektoko 2 unleashes a massive brap, making it hard to breathe
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>>8712224
aryan humanoid draws two aryan cards cards one called Queen of hearts conversion and another called antimatter ray, he uses queen of hearts on spade knight who got beat the raising out of him turning him into a shartycord alligned Heart Knight and he uses antimatter ray on shrektoko 2
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>>8712138
>>8712204
Henry and 'dmin 7 arrives a few turns later…
Bruntlefly concludes the story he's been telling 'oel.
>Then he and the Mayor grabbed Deagles and put them in both of Goonclown's eyes, killing him instantly.
Henry says
<Very interesting, but I've worked with Goonclown, and she's very much alive.
Brundlefly stammers…
Protokleki says
^Well, it was an entertaining story at least.
>The first half is true, I tell you!
<Ahh… Swaglord's mech.
>Wait… damn!
^Wow, it's not even your mech. Quit lying, liar!
>Well, it's an abandoned piece of junk. Swaglord probably built a new one… or kicked the bucket, idk.
<I'll repair it.
Brundlefly's mech will be repaired, but he obliterated 'oel's trust.
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>>8712272
bruntlefly spawns a miss circle figure and gives it to 'oel to gain his trust
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Getting sleepy…
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>>8712387
please saar just a bit more…
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>>8712407
I can't
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>>8712469
it's over…
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>>8712490
It's not over, You ungrateful bastard.
Let the Nigga get some rest
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>>8712224
Spade knight has realising the outcome of this battle was inevitable , throw his sword at high speed toward group C before fleeing back to the tower and regroup
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>>8716055
Now that the area is cleared… They bust down the door and get in
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>>8716055
Astro Chud quickly warps back to chase Spade Knight and finds him. Spade Knight may have to fight Astro Chud.
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>>8716077
Before proceeding, you realize that Cordbot Mk 1.5 is destroyed. You find it bizarre that one of the Shrektokos basically one shot him.
You tell Group C to hang around outside, because they're the Auxiliary Group. Group A enters the building first.
STAGE BEGIN
This is bizarre. You see video game elements. This is heckin' epic, except that it's a mobile game, of which most are vantablack brimstone.
As it turns out, Soytan used the source teleporter to spawn in the Jarty Cats, because she thought it would be cute.
….……….
The rules are rather simple. There are three stages, and five cats. At the beginning, the Jarty Cat commander starts with 100 coins, and gets 50 coins a turn. He gets 50 additional coins per turn for every stage the player cleares, due to him upgrading the worker cats.
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Stage 1: 50 coins/turn
Stage 2: 100 coins/turn
Stage 3: 150 coins/turn
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The cats cost coins to spawn, which happens at the doors on every stage.
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Basic: 10c
Wall: 25c
Gross: 50c
Giraffe: 75c
Titan: 100c
….……….
When you reach the end, you'll have to destroy the Jarty Cats base to neutralize the threat.
The Jarty Cat Commander acts independently of prompts, and cannot be found, nor fought.
Coins are also preserved between stages.
You can't find a secret exit or anything like that. You have to go through the cats and destroy the Jarty Cat's base to gain full entry to the NuJarty tower.
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At the beginning of the turn, the Commander gets 50 coins. He spends these coins on 2 Wall-class Jarty Cats.
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Btw, you don't have to read anything between the red dotted lines. It's just for extra context.
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'mbedded averi btw
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>>8716558
>I'm a /qa/cuck, oh yes I'm a /qa/cuck! I'm a necrobumping, troonslop posting /qa/cuck!
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>>8716538
make the jarty cat commander summon the titan jarty cat
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>>8716600
the wall cats attack the group but are outmatched really easilly
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>>8716698
Gross throws one of the cats at the murder troons robot and injures one of them
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>>8716760
Chop off the cats arm
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>>8717091
put the sword right through its head. The murder drones attack the other cat
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>>8717091
grab the basiccat on your head and throw him away, then, do an epic backflip and slice the gross cat in half
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>>8717238
the sixth admin of the website grabs one of the basic cats and throws him in the air, then, as hes falling to the ground, he slices him in half midair like hes playing fruit ninja or something, the sixth admin of the website then roundhouse kicks the second basic cat like chuck norris
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>>8717332
spam jelly cats
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>>8704401
When will this happen? You said that itโs queued
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>>8717392
I forgot sude
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>>8717332
Move forward to next room