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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>8705105
ok retard nigger, what else do you consider to be troonslop?
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madness combat is troonslop and its community is incredibly troony but i distinguish the art from the artist and enjoy it occasionally
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now stop derailing the thread
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>>8705111
>LE EPIC OWN KEEEK THIS IS GOING ON R/EPICPRANKS!!! SO WHOLESOME!
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>>8705113
>distinguishing the art from the artist
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>>8705115
the OP is asleep btw, so there isn't much to derail o algo
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>>8708431
nate higgers also joins them because nate is gemmy
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>>8708431
Group C storm the astrojarty house geg
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Skeleton scary Halloween spooky month Halloween scarymas come scary funny skeleton.
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Good JOB. very potent adventure here. Even thought of roleplayijg.! I’m high on niggerweed btw
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Skeleton says he's David Thoughie, for some reason like as a Roblox bubble speech.
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Suddenly, Randy Prozac pisses on himself and vanishes.
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>>8709220
Speaking of astro toilet… a rogue astro chud tracks the jarty skeletons and obliterates them with a nigger laser (astro chud is only slightly smaller than giant caca)
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>>8709386
holy thumbnail
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>>8709390
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>>8709437
Astro Chud rams into the gooners, killing them. Astro Chud tells the sixth admin of the website that they will all die and then warps away.
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>>8709465
Astro toilet is nate higgers friend if that matters
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>>8709465
Group A will storm nujarty tower and rendezvous outside of niggerhell camp with group c or other way around depending on which group finishes first while group C scout the camp and report it to the rest at gathering point
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>>8709769
I mean group B scout the camp
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>>8708433
He was planning to suicide bomb a major Jartycuck Base, He kinda screwed up with the first attempts to make a bomb but got it right this time
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Nothing ever happened but a penis god appears and stars calling everybody brainwashed sheeple meanwhile wearing David Icke's head.
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>>8709992
So he takes his gun, some map and goes out… This time hes prepared for raisin
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>>8709992
Flying nigger and lebron james appear
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>>8710075
He tells the old man to piss off but actually recognized LeBron, He was a former patient at the Soysylum who Soyowad was assigned to, He asks LeBron for help to get to a Jarty Base as he was gonna suicide bomb one of their bases
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>>8710075
Lebron and flying nigger merges
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>>8709959
Astro chud calls in other astro toilets
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>>8710104
Hop onto the cart
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>>8710108
And then drive it full speed into jarty territory
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>>8710119
You say to yourself that you're gonna fucking wreck some Jarty niggers
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>>8709959
The aryan Superhuman begins rapping and starts wildly shooting all over the jartyzombies
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>>8710146
And then… You make it to a Jarty supplement base, a REAL major one which would mean they'd run out of supplies after a while when you blow it to all niggerhell, You need to sneak into it now
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>>8710146
The cart crashes into a mcdonalds ran by Trump disguised as Ronald mcdonald
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>>8710156
>>8710162
Do a roll that decides what prompt it will be
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>>8710202
Tell him to break the door open
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>>8710215
Tell him it'll help kill all jartyniggers
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>>8710218
tell him that if he tried to see what's inside through the door he would know why it needs to open
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>>8710228
He quickly run inside, getting ready to blow the niggers up
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>>8710242
the jarty shoots up the jartymart and gem it up
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>>8710246
i mean jarty
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jarty*
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s winny
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>>8710242
>>8710247
You shoot the fuckers brains out before the NuJartys get in and start running
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>>8710246
>>8710247
>>8710249
>>8710250
Only four remain. Using any of them to commit a suicidal assault in a building that'll explode is a blunder.
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>>8710257
That's why we should just go with my prompt tbh
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>>8710279
You keep running and decide to get to the center to blow this raisinhole up
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>>8710318
You point the gun at it's chest and unload some hot iron on it
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>>8710357
You get VERY enraged and punch the Jartybulls heart out before anymore damage could be dealt
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Imagine some rage boost sh¡t or something
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>>8710392
You grab the Jartybull and throw it at the Jartymech with all the strength you have left
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Dr. Soyowad is still alive btw
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>>8710408
Yeah, I'll do something as Soyowad WILL return in 3.0
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>>8710411
You aren't gonna finish the suicide bombing mission?
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>>8710416
Oh raisin yeah, Let's finish that
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>>8710418
Btw wasn't calling anybody a moron. The jarty blanny is just a rude nigger.
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>>8710407
Dr. Soyowad somehow survived and crawls out under the Jartybull… He crawls to the center slowly and when he gets there, He activates the bombs
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
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>>8710416
Alright my turn as nupol aryan , he draw two card , Aryan homing nails and lighting strike. He uses the first card to embed 10 jartyskulls with one nails and cast lighting so they hit the metal nails dealing precised aoe dmg
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>>8710428
Queued after the bombing
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>>8692958
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>>8710411
Again, Soyowad is coming back in 3.0
Most likely as a Cyborg
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>>8710476
>Forgot to sage award
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>>8710469
Thanks for the shekels or something like that
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>>8710522
warmplier scorches the jartyzombies that survived into ash
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>>8710549
meanwhile, high ranking 4cuckers (including Irwin) have several plans and things they are going to do, including building a device to pull people from niggerhell and other hells back into the real world, and more, they know that the sixth admin of the website and others are getting fucked over by the jartycucks, so they will use this to their advantage and become much stronger by building powerful technology and weapons, they will keep the tech mostly secret, so that nobody steals it
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>>8710549
also, can you tell us what the gooners and goonclown is currently doing? it's gonna be important
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>>8710484
In 30 turns spadeson the abominable being born out of unholy union between greg lanksy and trannies with artificial womb will crawl out of niggerhell portal and wreck havoc on the empire turning everyone unlucky enough to fall onto his grasp into slaanesh daemon
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A nuclear warhead has been deployed on behalf of C!
I wonder what will it hit…
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>>8710549
Group A arrived at the tower entrance guarded by two meximutt orge