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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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This stupid thread looks like nonsense now what the fucknis going on
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Give me a summary of events
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>>8845386
'dmin 6 performed a 3-team raid, along with the entire army of Shartycord, on the Nujarty coalition. They successfully defeated Nujarty's army and destroyed all of their infrastructure. All that remains are the forces of Niggerhell. Shartycord has to defeat the remnants of the Niggerhell-Goonerhell forces.
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>>8845384
Ok redirect them toward astrojarty instead before expanding his mimicry to 15 meter to do a horizontal cleave toward niggerhell army with a strength of 1488 men >>8718777
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>>8845384
The tanks, the dreadnought and bruntlemech all rain hell upon astrojarty with their arsenal while all the grounded unit engaged in combat with niggerhell army
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>>8845454
>redirect them towards astro jarty
Marge
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>>8845454
>>8845517
The first volley of tungsten cubes? >>8845208
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>>8845517
Changed my mind since I can't afford to move him to deal with goonerbot jr yet and it would be a waste to not at least use the tungsten cube volley on him
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>>8845384
The cultist gooners begin executing normal gooners in the goonerhell camp, as they have failed to live up to the expectations of the cultists
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>>8845528
Yes
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>>8845381
I'd like to imagine that it makes sense if it's read from the beginning.
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>>8845384
bruntefly mech fires a volley of bullets using the minigun on its head shredding abunch of nigger demons and injuring astro jarty a wee bit before using the plasma annihilator firing it at astro jarty.
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>>8845729
other goonsoldiers see this and get heckin mad and the gooner infrantrymen start forming a coup disorganizing the gooners.
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I'll make Chudmech fire his cannon next turn
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>>8845871
the gooners troon out, gaining +69% ATK and -41% DEF
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>>8845871
the kolymanetwork helicopter fires its turret at the gooners before firing its rocket salvo at the goonbot jr's head
chudmech fires his anti matter ray at goonbot's jr arm joint the part that connects his claw arm to his shoulder in a attempt to seperate it
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Hyperborean Retard Wizard casts a hyperborean meteor on Astrojarty.
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>>8846313
Queuing this for next turn…
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>>8846452
u forgot my prompt..
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>>8846457
Where?
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>>8845658
here
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>>8846461
Queued. It got lost in between the other prompts, sorry.
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>>8847003
the gooners oneshot mech chud with their cum (he survives but is badly injured)
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rolan interference
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>>8846444
Nupol aryan drink his speedbrew and lead shartycord to a charge against the brownie with Nate higger by his side as both of them swing their weapon in renewed frenzy
bruntlemech, cacamech and Dreadnaught shoot down the remaining caconegroes while the tanks continue it's assault on astro jarty
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Does anyone have the archive links for all the threads
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>>8847211
Queued
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>>8846313
>>8845658
The turn opens up with Astro Jarty firing his lasers at Group B's units. The first laser isn't a direct hit, but it does noticeable damage to the Israeli Tank, and to FreakLee. One of Golden's slaves becomes a DNB as a result of this particular laser.
The second laser directly hits Cacamech's right knee, blowing the joint up. It also deals AoE to Golden and his FNWObros, killing one of them, and burning the others. Luckily, their suits have some resistance to the thermal damage. Golden's damage is surface level, almost purely cosmetic…
The Cacamech's pilots squeal as the machine tumbles. It gives the two surviving pilots concussions… They begin crying.
<WE WABBA GO HOE! WAAAAAAAHHHH!
Hyperborean Retard casts a Hyperborean Meteor. It does a lot of damage to Astro Jarty, but he has a lot of health.
Bruntlemech fires more 30mm DU ammunition into the demon horde. Some of the shots chaotically go through the portal, but miss everyone on the way out. A few hit Astro Jarty.
The rest of the shots demolish the bodies of 3 Brownies and 2 Caconegroes.
MINI PLASMA ANNIHILATOR
Bruntlemech fires off the MINI PLASMA ANNIHILATOR. It melts off most of Astro Jarty's face and makes his left eye boil up. The terrifying weapon sheds an entire health bar off of Astro Jarty.
OUT OF FUEL
The Bruntlemech shuts down, because it runs out of fuel.
Bruntlefly chuckles
>What a shame! I can't do anything anymore. Anybody got a Sproke?
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>>8847237The sequel to the first thread is on >>/chive/. I don't know if the Sharty archive is even up right now. The wiki has 'chive links
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Adventure_thread#A6A1:_The_Sharty_Killing_Adventure â„–116430[Quote]
Bedtime
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Note:
Speedbrew
At the last minute, Nupol Aryan brews his speedbrew. It multiplies his capabilities by three for five turns, but has a cooldown of 15 turns (after effect runs out).
Overuse
You can reuse it before cooldown expires, but it'll cause a crash at the end that renders him unconcious for 15 turns, which can be treated but not negated.
>>8847211
Saving for later
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>>8847827
Dreadnought crushes the nearest niggerhell baron to mush using his power fist, he then uses his rotary cannon aka the minigun under his powerfist to shred the second baron and then he fires a fully charged shot from his plasma cannon at astro jarty.
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>>8850134
Grammar correction: tard rage not yard rage , muscle not kuscle
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>>8847827
doll calls for dollist reinforcements on his baby phone specifically 2 cacas welding grenade launchers and cyborg babyjak
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Rolan aim
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>>8847211
>>8848261
>>8850032
>>8850134
>>8850144
>>8853287
'dmin 3 calls in a squad of Dollist special forces, Demolition Corps. He smiles when he hears they'll arrive at the end of the turn.
The Dreadnought engages in combat with a duo of Barons. They both slash him, before he grabs one with his machine's hand. While he does this, he charges his plasma cannon.
Nupol Aryan drinks a Speedbrew, which acts like Nitrous Oxide for his entire system. Every one of his capabilities are increased by 3: Speed, strength, IQ, etc., for 5 turns. Reaction time is reduced as well.
He says some nutty fast prayers to 'dmin Thrembo and Hitler, because he's about to give it his all.
He taunts Astro Jarty.
>If you're so big, act like it. Warp into me, you raisinskinned Jartynigger!
>Oh oh oh! So you wish a make suicide order? I be your noose bro!
Nate braces Nupol Aryan's posture… He's ready to give it his all, bat and ball… 20 palm-sized tungsten cubes, one bat…
The Astro Jarty charges at Nupol Aryan.
Nupol Aryan and Dreadnought use their charged attacks on Astro Jarty, as he collides with an embedded boulder.
Astro Jarty's face peels off, revealing his skeleton. It's difficult to determine the status of his mortality, but he's still operational.
Various stones are flayed from the ground boulder, as it turns into a primitive claymore. Most of the party isn't tall enough to eat most of the rocks. The Astro Chuds get affected the most, due to size and height. Bruntlemech also suffers some hits, but it doesn't really matter, since he's powered off.
The Dollist Squad arrives.
Every operational mech is slated to engage the Caconegroes in combat, during the next turn.
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>>8853308
Ok, 'dmin 2 will call a swarm of them during the Goonbot battle
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>>8847003
The goonbot pulls out a massive TV screen from behind its back and shows epilepsy triggering flashing imagery and gooner propanda
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>>8854085
doll pulls out a m24 sws sniper and uses it to snipe the niggercacaodemons in the eye, the two cacas with grenade launchers focus on astrojarty while cyborgcaca fires his forearm minigun and his shoulder mounted M202 FLASH rocket launcher at the niggerhell version of doom pinkys
also the sharty marine behind the bruntefly mech starts firing his heavy bolter at astrojarty's head
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>>8854239
*propaganda
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>>8847003
'dmin 2 and chudbot the only ones with a pretty high resistance to goon hypno so they are able to resist and attack the goonbot, the chudmech using his arm energy railgun while kuznetsov pulls out a ak47 with armor piercing ammo and starts firing at the goonbot
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>>8854281
rolan resistance
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>>8854585
your post ended with 5 is it bad or is it good marge
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>>8854602
They have some resistance
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>>8854820
Also, the Koalyma helicopter crashesbecause of the Goon Hypno.
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>>8854820
'admin 2 uses the stolen ak to shoot the gooner firing at chudmech. and then mag dumping at the screen
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>>8854085
Nupol Aryan waste no time and leap onto Astrojarty to perform 10 consecutive swing while Dreadnaught shoot down every caconegroes along with the tanks and this time please get the shartycord and Nate higger to actually fight off brownies
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>>8854085
Hyperborean retard bless nupol Aryan with extra buff and dollist's demolition corp provide firing support for the ground unit
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also OP if you're reading this can i do a cool prompt cause i have a pretty gemmy idea
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>>8855631
i look like this btw
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This is definitely a multi-turn prompt.
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>>8854246
TURN 1/2, DO NOT RESPOND
The Democacas hand 'dmin 3 an M24 sniper weapon system sniper. He shoots a caconigger, without hesitance, because he was thinking about doing it. He racks the bolt.
The thumpercacas fire their grenades at Astro Jarty, for a medium amount of damage.
Cyborgcaca engages in combat with the Brownies and the Caconegroes, sustaining damage during the encounter. He uses his weaponry on the Caconegroes, doing heavy damage. He finishes off a wounded caco, using his M202 non-incendiary…
The Heavy Bolter marine opens a burst of rocket bullets upon the Astro. It does similar levels of damage to the thumpercacas.
Astro Jarty uses his last functioning laser on the Israeli tank. This causes it to explode, heavily wounding its occupants. Sharty Marines basically have 9 lives, and the explosion took a few of them away. They lay stunned for now, and the next turn.
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>>8856049
ohnonononono nui adventure cacas…i forgot to add the space before the arrow ill kill myself
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>>8856010
THE CHAMPION with two precise shots of his esoteric fiery rocket rifle dispatches the two niggerhell demons attacking the cacas with ease and then starts firing at astro jarty.
meanwhile 'dmin six looks at the champion and hecin reocgnizes him
>Oh my..admin thrembo..its him the chud veteran hes still fighting on even after getting killed by a jartysaurus albeit that fact inspires me somewhat.
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>>8856053
Marge
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>>8856065
you did not see ANYTHING
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>>8856010
the esoteric vvizard summons a cannister of sproke and nearby shartycord soldiers grab it to recharge the bruntefly mech
astro chud shoots off the niggerhell baron thats on the dreadnought too
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>>8856406
Chudmech remembers that the now recharged anti matter ray is perfectly lined up with the goonbot's torso cause of his photographic memory so he fires it before exploding due the vomit getting into sensitive circuitry. Kuznetsov then commands the cricketsov horde to charge, they charge goonbot climbing all over the robot and getting inside any crevices and holes in his armor and start biting off and BTFOing any circuitry or cables inside while kuznetsov lights up a cuban cigar boosting his morale
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>>8856477
Rolan accuracy
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>>8856477
Rolan chydmech demise
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Rolan explosion radii
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>>8856760
FUCK IT WE BALL Nupol Aryan pop a second speedbrew which numb all his pain temporarily , 'dmin 3 and democaca concentrate their fire power toward the remaining caconegroes while shartycord defend them from any brownie attack .
Hyperborean retard channel schizo edit vision into astrojarty psyche blinding him before astrochud ram into astrojarty with full speed .
Nupol Aryan begin sprinting before leaping into the air toward Astrojarty, extending his mimicry and put his everything in a three devastating swing just like his hecking favourite character guts from berserk.
Dreadnaught noticing nupol Aryan intend fires all of his weapon into astrojarty to soften him up before Nupol Aryan strike him
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>>8858493
holy ESL
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>>8863703
Pipe down nigger I don't wanna hear your unfounded complaint that based on conjecture
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>>8858493
Rolan this complex plan
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rolan astrochud, 7 or more = unscathed, 3 or less = soyacided + damage
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>>8864207
Yup we're so back
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>>8856760
after goonbot was destroyed..protokleki drops down from the hill and challenges 'dmin 2 to a 1v1.
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>>8856063
>>8856094
>>8858493
Nupol Aryan gets up and chugs another Speedbrew. He's ready to end the battle NOW! The protests his pain receptors make are silenced. Now, he'll crash in five turns…
The Champion fires a burst into a Brownie, while the Democacas work on the Caconegro.
The Champion finishes off Caconegro.
Hyperborean casts Schizo Blind on the Astro Jarty, softening him up.
The Shartycord keeps defending against the Brownies in the background. Nate Higgers chainsaws another one.
Astro Chud rams into Astro Jarty, softening him a little mote.
Dreadnought fires some medium caliber bullets, softening Astro Jarty more.
Nupol Chud jumps onto the Dreadnought, then leaps towards Astro Jarty. His sword fully extends, and he prepares a mighty swing… Astro Jarty is fully softened up, and will take extra damage.
MULTIROLL
The first five replies determine the level of damage and the outcome that comes with it. The last numbers of each will be averaged into one number, rounded upward. If the average number exceeds 5, Astro Jarty gets killed.
Dubs adds one to this number, trips adds two to this number. If it's above 7, Astro Jarty gets gibbed.
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It's time to roll, SLFs
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roll nigger roll
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>>8864463
Rolling on my own post
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>>8864480
this 0 just ruined the gibbing potential
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Current Avg = 4.5
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>>8864553
Unless we get dubs or trips
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You have to reply to the post directly or say roll for it to count btw
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>>8864569
That'll happen at the end
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>>8864480
>>8864539
Three more left >>8864579
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>>8864463
Roll
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FUCKING ROLL
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>>8864591
Roll nigga
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>>8864639
>>8864623
Current avg = 5.25