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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.

BEGIN
As observed in the previous thread (https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.

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>>8778119
so everyone is still in the roomand it will take them 30 turns to teleport over there?

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>>8778132
no i think the fight with goonfroot is taking place 30 turns in time before the plot with group a

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>>8778021
Chud Mech fires an energy beam, while firing his anti-matter cannon… 7 turns until the anti-matter cannon reloads.
The antimatter absolutely shreds Goonfroot's shield. So much that it needs to reboot it before it recharges.
Goonfroot wastes half of his PSI on redirecting the Antimatter round from his armor.
^How… How is this not producing Floydian Magic! Impossible! I need to eliminate the threat!

In the background, Nupol Aryan and Bruntlemech close in.

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>>8778144
goonfroot rams into chud mech

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>>8778149
chud mech takes advantage of goonfrot closing the distance and slashes him with his photon axe

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>>8778142
so this is happening before/while they got into the teleporter room? so this is happening in the past

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>>8778164
yeah

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>>8778170
alrighty then, after they teleportover there, i will have a surprise waiting for you :)

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>>8778177
idgaf about the swaglord plot

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>>8778190
wow! so kind for you to do that!

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>>8778149
>>8778151
^I bet your armor is junk!
>Negated!!!!
DUEL
If the last digit in the post is:
Less than 3: Goonfroot pushes Chudmech and Cacamech off the mountain for big damage.
Less than 5: Goonfroot kicks Chudmech without getting hit.
5: They hurt eachother with their attacks.
More than 5: Chudmech blocks Goonfroot's attack.
More than 7: Chudmech takes one of Goonfroot's legs.

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>>8778212
the spirit of Swaglord and Allah is with me, those digits confirm it

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>>8778222
marge what does goonfroot have to do with swaglord

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>>8778222
>i got trips
welp, it's confirmed, Swaglord and the 4cucks will get that teleporter, Allah wills it

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>>8778229
nothing, im just hoping that the 4cucks get that teleporter, Allah is with me, i just got trips which confirm it

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>>8778212
same turn
Goonfroot is too quick for Chud Mech, plus his technique is nearly perfect. He finishes it off with an elegant backflip…
Chud Mech collides into Cacamech, then they both slide down the mountain. They both receive a lot of damage. It'll take two turns for them to return - right before Nupol Aryan and Bruntlemech arrive.

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>>8778252
goonfroot attacks the freakbobs

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>>8778252
also, what weapons/attacks does goonfroot have? he doesn't look like he has anything

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>>8778252
3 buff cacas lunge themselves on goonfrot holding them down while nate uses his chainsaw on goonfroot's glass head dome

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>>8778252
Eat his balls of

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WHAT . THE . FUCK . WHERE'S MY NUPOL ARYAN PROMPT OP ?

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>>8778276
>also, what weapons/attacks does goonfroot have? he doesn't look like he has anything
He has Telekinesis and other psychic powers. He's based on some hyperviolent anime stuff

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>>8778396
anything else? like any physical weapons or something? or just magic/telekinesis/etc?

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>>8778252
Anyway , freak squid rush toward nigger Magi to perform DDT wrestling move on nigger magi so nate higger can finally chop him into pieces with his chainsaw and the rest will attack goonfroot at once to prevent him from interfering freak squid action

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>>8778420
don't do this, it's too op and retarded, we should go slow and easy

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>>8778425
NO WE WENT SLOW AND EASY AND THE PLOT IS TAKING FOREVER TO CONTINUE

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>>8778413
He can physically attack using his mech's hull, like how he kicked Chud Mech. His Telekenesis can be really FVCKINE OP.

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>>8778438
I'm the reason why jartycat stage takes too long btw

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>>8778438
WHO FUCKING CARES IF IT'S TAKING FOREVER JUST STOP DOING RETARDED OP BULLraisin AND JUST TAKE IT EASY AND SLOWLY YOU FUCKING NIGGER

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>>8778462
>>8778425
Goonfroot himself is OP. I don't see the issue with full party attacks here.

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>>8778462
no because then it will take a month to complete the story

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>>8778448
what about those green orbs on him? are they like lasers ir something, or just decoration?

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>>8778471
impatient little fuck, can't even wait a month lol, do you not have anything else to do but hop on this thread?

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>>8778487
yeah actually

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>>8778491
if you have something to do/entertain yourself, then surely you can do that for a month

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>>8778491
tldr stop being an impatient pisscel

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>>8778499
fuck you nigger we're gonna speedrun

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>>8778506
then it will be rushed and will suck, it's better to slowburn it

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>>8778513
no nigger its gonna be like cobman adventure

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>>8778396
Like akira or certain scientific accelerator?

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I have to go for a bit.

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>>8778590
come back asap..

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>>8778536
THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

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im gonna go to sleep very soon, so please come back quickly

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I went on an IRL adventure. Sorry.

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>>8779763
i was just about to go to sleep, guess ill be staying up all night then, fuck sakes

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>>8779860
No, go to sleep. My bedtime is coming ip, anyway.

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>>8779870
anyways, where did you go?

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>>8779878
Around town, various shops

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>>8779884
cool, ill be going to sleep now, i need some good nights rest

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>>8781938
i forgive you ya kuchh aur

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OP COME BACK YOU LAZY NIGGER

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billions must wait

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OP if you don't reply within an hour, you did embed 'p in your last prompt

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OP, Come back…
Fuck I'll give you a prompt to save if you are reading this thread.

Meanwhile, A Powerful Jartyslut has been following Group C, His name is Natekisser

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>>8790638
SOOOOOOOOOT SLIT THE THROAT OF THE NIGGER THAT MADE THIS

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>>8790638

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>>8790638
there your award tranny

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What a raisinty thread

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Soot. Sooty soot soot Soot. Take the tranny who approved this brimstone, and with its blood, mark the lintel and post of every door and window in your house.

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>>8790939
meant to reply this:
>>8790638

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Real author of cobman adventure here. The light red id claiming to be me is not me

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>>8777808
You are not fooling anyone

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OP here. I think I'm burned out or depressed.

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>>8791572
sheeeeeit nigga…

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>>8791572
Damn nigga, Hope you get better

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>>8791572
You better not killing yourself or else I'm going to hell just to beat your ass

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>>8791572
that sucks man hope you get better soon

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Up to keep this thread from getting buried

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Are you there?

 β„–116264[Quote]

>>8801404
He is, I hope

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Another Up

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>>8791608
>>8793834
>>8794507
>>8794520
It's not that kind of depression. I appreciate the sentiment.

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>>8801404
Yes.

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After the adventure is done (or if I quit like an SLF), I'll do an asset dump.

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>>8811561
love you

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>>8811561
You are still planning to make ’dmin 6 3, right?

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>>8811707
No. It would drag on for Οͺ months.

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>>8811591
God bless you

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>>8811813
Damn

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I'll try to at least finish this one.

+rolan

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Goonfrot preemptively picks FreakLee up
The entire party rushes Goonfroot and Nigger Magi.
Goonfroot slams FreakLee into the Muscle Babies. This does decent damage to both of the colliding units.
FreakSquidward and Nate lunge at Nigger Magi. Nigger Magi fires niggerlasers at Freakward, setting him on fire and doing nearly lethal damage to him. Nate saws off Nigger Magi's primary head.
The Footsoldiers attack Goonfroot's hull. They get ignored.
Goonfroot uses more PSI to launch Nate off of Nigger Magi, for minimal damage. Most of the PSI juice is gone.

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The friendly mechs also arrive next turn

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preview

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>>8821485
The Astros fly to goonfroot and put their cannons on the left and right side of goonfroot’s head, then they shoot at the same time

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God bless the janny who deleted the derailer posts

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>>8821663
The Astros warp to Goonfroot and fire their cannons at his dome, nearly cracking it, but leaving the rest of the mech relatively undamaged.
Goonfrootmech reflexively grabs Astro Buddy and whips Astro Chud.
^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8822208
The Astros spam energy balls at goonfroot’s dome while the mechs also fire lasers at the dome

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NUPOL ARYAN ARRIVES
TEAM BRUNTLEMECH ARRIVES
Nuchud finds a bag of a couple dozen 5cmΒ³ Tungsten cubes. He also deploys Mimicry, an Aryan draw sword that grants him an attack range of 20 meters (basically 90% of the screen from the very edge). Unfortunately, it forbids him from Dual wielding the cards at this point. It has damage that's most similar to the late White Knight's Excalibur.

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>>8822374
Everyone dies and the thread is over

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>>8822374
Everything in this video happens

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>>8822251
Everyone fires cannons on Goonfroot. The hull bursts into green flames which is bright enough to hurt everyone's eyes if they look directly at it.
Goonfroot emerges from the wreckage.
^YOU HAVE PENETRATED MY MECH! NOW I'M UNBOUND! I WILL CALL THE GOONBOT SOON!
Goonfroot teleports away. His mech is set to autopilot, since it's technically alive. It doesn't have any PSI power, it can only melee.

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>>8821689
I think xe goofed off in other threads and got xer home IP flayed alive geg xe literally posted scat porn

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>>8822638
Bruntlemech picks it up and slams it into the ground gorillions of times

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>>8823220
I was not around to witness that but still geg

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>>8823226
Bruntlemech grabs the Goonmech by its crotch, like DJ Trump taught. He slams it into the floor twice, sinxe that's as many as he can do in one turn. The partially beheaded Nigger Magi hops on Bruntlemech's arm for the second time.
The Goonmech has more than half of its remaining health taken by Bruntlemech's attack.

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Note: 'oel, Henry, and 'dmin 7 aren't in front of any of Bruntlemech's weapons

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>>8823345
Shake off the nigger magi and then crush it with the goonmech, then stomp on the goonmech


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