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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>114537john pulls out a lever action shotgun loaded with incendiary buckshot and starts firing at the jartysaururs
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>>114540OP, please don't listen to this retard, he keeps raisinposting and ruining the adventure
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>>114541nigga what is your problem with me this time?
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>>114542since when does he have a fucking incendiary shotgun?
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>>114543nigga never played rdr2 and it shows also you did not have any complaints when i made feralston pull out a lever action rifle or when i had chud veteran pull out frag rounds your cl1tty is just leaking i suggest meds and /calm/ therapy
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>>8775714>>114537>>114521Turn 1 out of 3 of the Jartyzombies being stunned.
Calmplier freezes the Jartysaur's legs. Patrick Chudson blasts the legs out. The Jartysaur flails its tail around on White Knight. It whips him to the floor, but suffers from a sizeable gash. White Knight gets wounded.
John Feralston VVILL fires incendiary buckshot at the Jartysaur next turn, unless the action is canceled.
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>>114545warmplier burns the jartysaur and feralston shoots the buckshot
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>>114541>>114546I didn't read the exchange. I think introducing extra abilities is okay, as long as it's reasonable enough.
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>>114548Turn 2 out of 3 of the Jartyzombies being stunned.
Warmplier fired a
HOT beam, while John Feralston pumps a load of dragon's breath into the jartysaur. It emits an ear-piercing shriek and flails around frantically, slamming its tail into White Knight, then friendly firing a
calm Jartyzombie. This behavior shows no signs of stopping, making it dangerous to even approach.
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>>114550finish off the jartysaurus from range
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>>114545Second attempt, Marty kick one of the jarty skull down and trample them to death , white knight leap over dinasour and start hacking away at his neck marioman throw a grenade at one of the jartyskulls near the wall so he doesn't accidentally hit Marty and lastly Patrick chudman gun down the middle jartyskulls
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>>114552your late little bro…
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Q predicted this btw
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>>114551>>114552>>8776075Final turn of Jartyzombies being calm.
White Knight tries to get up to act, only to have his very thoughts interrupted by a tail crushing him. His conciousness gets lulled to death by his lungs collapsing and brain suffering severe damage.
Marty kicks at the Jartyzombies, but Marioman stops him, because he throws a grenade.
John Feralston and Warmplier fire a second burst of flame attacks. This increases the size of the flames. Jartysaur finally shrivels up and stops moving.
Marioman's grenade kills the Jartyzombies right before their calm wears off.
The room is clear, but it cost the Party two of its members. Worse yet, Klekiteen is definitely nearby.
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>>114558rush to the fucking teleporter..now
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>>114559You finally reach the teleporter room. It's empty… I guess the pad isn't to be stepped on.
What do you spawn?
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>>114562marge it wouldnt fit
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>>114560>>114565wait no, i have a better idea, astro jake paul
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>>114561You spawn "the sharty marines". Two marines are spawned.
They scream
>Total xeno death!They ask
>What brought us here? Is this the work of the chaoscord?Calmplier types in Israeli tank, spawning a Merkava.
>I have never seen this kind of machine before! Is it made by Aryans?(Too many request for 1 turn)
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>>114568have the sharty marines and merkava move out outside the teleporter room and to guard it and continue spawning gemmy creations
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>>8776343
>the serinafag is back
fuck my life
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>>114568spawn Astro Jake Paul and Strider George Floyd
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>>114571we already have a tank dumbass, we don't need another one
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>>114573oh honey…no..just no
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the more the merrier also spawn a chud dreadnought while we're at it
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>>114576don't do this, we already have enough powerful things, we don't need a huge fucking mech too
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>>114577fuck it we have the teleporter we can spawn whatever we can albeit
spawn jebson from gemdness combat too
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>>114577also wouldn't this thing be too big to fit?
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>>114578>he's forcing his bullraisin again since xhe couldn't do it last timeGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>>114579it will fit if its spawned when the platform is empty
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OP please ignore the nigger with the black id, he's gay, has monkeypox, and is proud of it
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>>114580wdym forcing? the teleporter literally allows us spawn whatever units we think shartycord needs why you hating nigga
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>>114582obessed pink id nigger who hates fun and is a raped tranny
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>>114584only niggers rape people, fitting considering you have a vantablack nigger id color
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>>114584>obessednui jarty is rubbing off me
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>>114586>xir ESL is showingGEEEEEEG, nigger confirmed, trannies ban this nigger, only people with white skin are allowed to use this website
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>>114587sorry i meant trannies, not trannies, whatever, you know what i meant
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>>114569>>114571>>114572You convince the Shartymarines to guard the teleporter room, citing that you're fighting the Jarty.
>We must cleanse this world of the obsessed filth!Your party keeps scrambling to type their creations.
Requests: Strider, Sharty Tank, Chud Dreadnought
The Dreadnought is too big.
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>>114588wait wtf, j annies is now wordfiltered? why the fuck did they do this?
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>>114590LOL, i fucking told you nigger
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>>114590marge i checked and the dreadnought is only 4 meters in height
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>>114594Sharty servers are trooning out albeit
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>>114587>only people with white skin are allowed to use this websiteso you mean you admit to calling spadeson spammers, agugugu posters, averi fags and frogcacas white?
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>>114590spawn Astro Jake Paul
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>>114598Yeah i checked the wiki
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>>114599nice cope black boi, none of those are white, they are all pajeets/mutts, but whatever makes your johnson leak i guess
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>>114601>tranny artstylefuck off nigger
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>>114603im not black albeit please control your bibisi fetish xir.
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>>114598yeah just checked the tabletop figures a dreadnought is comparable to two space marines and a wee bit more in height
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>>114607>xhe enjoys board games for autistic nerdsoh no no no no no no no no… this is just too funny, i can't…
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>>114609i only like the lore i used tabletop for comparison albeit
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>>114608you will never be white you dumb little nigger, not only that, but you just showed that you are a racemixer, which is even more hilarious, keep it up little nigger
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>>114610>the lorethat's somehow even more autistic
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>>114612i mean we are on soyjak.party what did you expect? all of us are autistic nigga
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anyway can we get back to the adventure we can raisinfling each other after the adventure is done
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>>114614speak for yourself retard
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>>8776505
serinafag is the most rational person in the thread..how did this happen
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>>8776505
Marge?
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>>114619it's title "Calm4" retard
>>114618to be honest, it's starting to seem like so, he may be an autistic retard, but at least he isn't raisinflinging and throwing a tantrum like we are
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>>114620how about we just refrain from raisinflinging and fighting like a bunch of selfish little fucks atleast untill the adventure thread is concluded?
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wtf was that
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SERINAFAG POSTED PORN
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>RPG about the sixth admin of the website
>thread devolves into infighting and chaos
Yep, the sixth admin of the website is here alright. His insidious aura is felt everywhere
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>>114626holy raisin, you're right
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have the 3 chuds under patrick's command operate the tank
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Break it down animal style and receal that you can dance like Micheal Jackson. Do this
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we should teleport 'dmin 6 back here
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>>8776596
Scat do not click
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>>8776605
you posted poop porn nigga
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whatever are u guys gonna do more prompts?
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>>8776605
'dmins can see deleted posts. Also why did you postit
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Why is there raisinflinging tho? I noticed that it started near the end in the last thread