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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>113839ok retard nigger, what else do you consider to be troonslop?
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madness combat is troonslop and its community is incredibly troony but i distinguish the art from the artist and enjoy it occasionally
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now stop derailing the thread
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>>113843the OP is asleep btw, so there isn't much to derail o algo
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>>113817>>113826>>113819All three groups exit the Military base. Group C is healed, the anti-teleporter is installed in the Batmech, and the groups are all organized.
^I see you've merged a few people. I almost want you in Group A… However, I think Group C needs a powerhouse.>Remember… We'll back you up.^… and that's a good thing!SpeedbrewAt the last minute, Nupol Aryan brews his speedbrew. It multiplies his capabilities by three for five turns, but has a cooldown of 15 turns (after effect runs out).
OveruseYou can reuse it before cooldown expires, but it'll cause a crash at the end that renders him unconcious for 15 turns, which can be treated but not negated.
You are also presented the battle plan map to refresh your memory.
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>>113847nate higgers also joins them because nate is gemmy
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>>113847Group C storm the astrojarty house geg
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>>113849>>113850While traveling to the raid location, you encounter Nate Higgers.
>Let me join, let me join!^Erm… Ok, but only in Group C… also, you'll probably get raped by a massive Astro toilet.>Marge.^Whatever, drop into rank.Nate Higgers joins your partyThree purple guys stop you, potentialy hostile.
They ask
>Are you an obsessed anti-gooner? №113853[Quote]
Skeleton scary Halloween spooky month Halloween scarymas come scary funny skeleton.
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Good JOB. very potent adventure here. Even thought of roleplayijg.! I’m high on niggerweed btw
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>>113852>>113853>>113854>>113855Obsessed jartnigger skeletons arrive.
>Ah, there it is. 'dmin 6 and his crew of dogooders. Jakking is dead, and so is the Sharty!Ironic, coming from them.
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Skeleton says he's David Thoughie, for some reason like as a Roblox bubble speech.
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>>113857Jarty Skeleton says he's David Thoughie o algo.
Nate responds
>NO YOU AREN'T! REAL DAVID THOUGHIE WOULDN'T SUPPORT J*RTY! №113859[Quote]
Suddenly, Randy Prozac pisses on himself and vanishes.
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>>113859Randy Prozac quickly appears, visits, then pisses on himself and vanishes.
This startles the gooners, who fire shots off.
One bullet misses, another hits one of the Murder Drone clones, and the remaining bullet ricochets off the ground and does some weird ballistics underneath 'dmin 6's jumpsuit.
The gooners apologize
>Sorry, we got startled… №113861[Quote]
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>>113851Speaking of astro toilet… a rogue astro chud tracks the jarty skeletons and obliterates them with a nigger laser (astro chud is only slightly smaller than giant caca)
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>>113861The Party uses more Floydian magic. A rogue Astro Chud obliterates the Jarty skeletons.
The Gooners return fire at the Astro Chud, doing truly negligible damage.
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>>113864Astro Chud rams into the gooners, killing them. Astro Chud tells the sixth admin of the website that they will all die and then warps away.
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>>113865Astro Chud crashes into the ground, killing the gooners and doing some damage to himself.
He says
>Don't worry, I'll deal with the gooners for you.Then warps away, but will he really?
The way to the mountain looks clear. That's where Group C is dropped off, according to the plan…
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>>113866Astro toilet is nate higgers friend if that matters
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>>113866Group A will storm nujarty tower and rendezvous outside of niggerhell camp with group c or other way around depending on which group finishes first while group C scout the camp and report it to the rest at gathering point
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>>113868I mean group B scout the camp
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>>113848He was planning to suicide bomb a major Jartycuck Base, He kinda screwed up with the first attempts to make a bomb but got it right this time
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Nothing ever happened but a penis god appears and stars calling everybody brainwashed sheeple meanwhile wearing David Icke's head.
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>>113867>>113868>>113869Group C is dropped off to help the Shartysoldiers deal with Jarty's military.
<adventure spaceMeanwhile, Group A start their trek on the mountain. They see a dead gooner, likely Astro Chud's work…
<adventure spaceMeanwhile, Group B makes it to the top of the mountain. They scout the "camps" It seems like a job for Doomguy, really. So many of Niggerhell's and Goonerhell's denizens…
They see Astro Chud in the background, probably scouting, too.
Whichever perspective is played out the least may be returned to later, or play out automatically…
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>>113873So he takes his gun, some map and goes out… This time hes prepared for raisin
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>>113873Flying nigger and lebron james appear
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>>113874>>113875Dr. Soyowad grabs a revolver and a woefully outdated map, then proceeds to the outside of the gas station.
He sees a homeless grandpa giga
>Hey, bro. Anything in that gas station?Lebron James arrives on his Flying Nigger.
<Shiet, we got a terrorist over here. Who you bombin', boy? №113877[Quote]
>>113876He tells the old man to piss off but actually recognized LeBron, He was a former patient at the Soysylum who Soyowad was assigned to, He asks LeBron for help to get to a Jarty Base as he was gonna suicide bomb one of their bases
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>>113876Lebron and flying nigger merges
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>>113872Astro chud calls in other astro toilets
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>>113877>>113878Lebron and flying nigger merge together.
You tell the Giga hobo the sod off. He grumbles.
You ask for LeBron to help you fly to Jartybase and bomb it.
>Nah, bitch. I came here to help Giga Hobo fly around.He flies off with Giga Hobo. You internally scream with rage and have intense urges to shoot them, but you told yourself earlier that you'll only use the snubnose for self defense against mutants…
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>>113880Hop onto the cart
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>>113881And then drive it full speed into jarty territory
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>>113883You say to yourself that you're gonna fucking wreck some Jarty niggers
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>>113872The aryan Superhuman begins rapping and starts wildly shooting all over the jartyzombies
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>>113886And then… You make it to a Jarty supplement base, a REAL major one which would mean they'd run out of supplies after a while when you blow it to all niggerhell, You need to sneak into it now
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>>113886The cart crashes into a mcdonalds ran by Trump disguised as Ronald mcdonald
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>>113889>>113890Do a roll that decides what prompt it will be
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>>113889>>113890>>113891>>113892You see a McDonald's, but don't see it as a destination, but rather a ramp. Aiming for the ramp, you punch the cart into the ground, and then off the roof. You miss Ronald Trump entirely.
You crash into a Jart * Mart. There, a meditation-loving Cobson loiters.
>I sense imminent danger, but to care would be attachment…Do you tell him to clear the way first or anything, or do you just blast everything and yourself right there?
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>>113893Tell him to break the door open
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>>113895Tell him it'll help kill all jartyniggers
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>>113896tell him that if he tried to see what's inside through the door he would know why it needs to open
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>>113896>>8710219 (Deleted)
>>113897Jartyniggers "gem up" the walmart.
Dr. Soyowad shouts
<Look! Jartys are flooding! Get the door open now!>I'm pretty sure that would be attachment…<If only you knew what was in there…>I'll open the door if you'll stop distracting me.(The trips influenced this)
He opens the door.
>I suppose I'll run away so I may continue my pursuits of Eastern religious practices… №113899[Quote]
>>113898He quickly run inside, getting ready to blow the niggers up
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>>113900the jarty shoots up the jartymart and gem it up
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jarty*
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s winny
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>>113900>>113902You shoot the fuckers brains out before the NuJartys get in and start running
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>>113901>>113902>>113903>>113904Only four remain. Using any of them to commit a suicidal assault in a building that'll explode is a blunder.
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>>113906That's why we should just go with my prompt tbh
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>>113907>>113907Dr. Soyowad shaves the Jartymech's head off.
>STFU TRANNY!He runs deeper into the Jart Mart.
>JARTYBULL! CHASE HIM!^YES YESDeeper into the jart mart, you question what exactly you're targeting. The center, perhaps? Isn't all of the building is important? You ponder as you gain a second wind. The jartybull closes in on you.
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>>113908You keep running and decide to get to the center to blow this raisinhole up
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>>113909Dr. Soyowad a bit closer to the center. The Jartybull tramples him.
>YOURE COMING>… with you?>YURPHe definitely isn't. Does he go premature, or try to get the 3000 pound beast off of him?
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>>113910You point the gun at it's chest and unload some hot iron on it
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>>113911Dr. Soyowad shouts
>YOU AIN'T THE FIRST MUTAN-He eagerly gets off three magnum shots, before he can finish his sentence.
>OWIE FUCK U!The Jartybull kicks Dr. Soyowad for heavy damage, breaking some of his bones and forcing him to drop his revolver.
^He has A BOMB VEST! Get it OFF of HIM!>GUESS ILL BEAT IT OFF OF HIM! HEEHEARP!Dr. Soyowad gasps and screams.
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>>113912You get
VERY enraged and punch the Jartybulls heart out before anymore damage could be dealt
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Imagine some rage boost sh¡t or something
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>>113913>>113914You get
INTENSELY FVCKINE ANGRY AND FEEL MISTREATED and grab your revolver.
You give the jrtybull a
REVOLVER PUNCH to it's fucking heart and rip it out. He finally dies and falls to the ground.
The Jartymech prepares his slop cannon.
>When I get this going, you're done for, buddy!Worse yet, you have 1 shot left in the revolver, due to slowburn survival horror elements o algo. You'll need to pull a Dirty Harry or some other shiet.
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>>113915You grab the Jartybull and throw it at the Jartymech with all the strength you have left
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>>113916You attempt to throw the 3000 pound beast at the tranny, but you're no Gargantuar. You buckle underneath his weight and his body smothers you.
>KEK WHAT A FUCKING MORON. HE GOT PANCAKED! Ima tell my Jartybook group about this…The Jartymech takes a photo and walks away.
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Dr. Soyowad is still alive btw
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>>113918Yeah, I'll do something as Soyowad WILL return in 3.0
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>>113919You aren't gonna finish the suicide bombing mission?
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>>113920Oh raisin yeah, Let's finish that
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>>113921Btw wasn't calling anybody a moron. The jarty blanny is just a rude nigger.
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>>113917Dr. Soyowad somehow survived and crawls out under the Jartybull… He crawls to the center slowly and when he gets there, He activates the bombs
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! №113924[Quote]
>>113920Alright my turn as nupol aryan , he draw two card , Aryan homing nails and lighting strike. He uses the first card to embed 10 jartyskulls with one nails and cast lighting so they hit the metal nails dealing precised aoe dmg
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>>113924Queued after the bombing
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>>113923Dr. Soyowad gets up from underneath the jartybull and limps towards the center of the Jart * Mart. He's undisturbed by Jartys, since it turns out that even their depots are the deadest niggers. He finally feels
/calm/. He gives himself a few seconds to absorb his journey and his accomplishments. After that, he pulls the bomb's trigger…
BOOOOOM!Outside, the entire building was demolished, and so were 90% of the Jarty's supplies.
The Jarty Officer says to the Jartymech
>He got pancaked, huh? Yeah, I think I'm getting you executed you stupid fucking nigger! №113928[Quote]
>>113919Again, Soyowad is coming back in 3.0
Most likely as a Cyborg
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>>113927Thanks for the shekels or something like that
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>>113924Two jartyzombies arrive as reinforcements.
Nupol Chud remembers reading about a nailgun lightning combo in a game on antifandom… He applies this logic to his next move.
He deploys a rare pair -
Homing Nailbomb - Cooldown 4x2
Lightning Bomb - Cooldown 4x2
(Both are 8 turn cooldowns)
10 jartzombies are brained, then 10 get a few thousand volts of electricity shot into the nails.
The combo basically explodes the Jartyzombie's brains.
The Jarty officer says
>Dang, I wish you were on our side!The lower mountain is open to encroach on, due to the power vacuum.
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>>113931warmplier scorches the jartyzombies that survived into ash
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>>113932The Jarty Officer runs away while the party rushes. Warmplier shoots his hot beams at the closest Jartyzombies, catching them on fire.
Continuing as Group A or B is recommended.
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>>113933meanwhile, high ranking 4cuckers (including Irwin) have several plans and things they are going to do, including building a device to pull people from niggerhell and other hells back into the real world, and more, they know that the sixth admin of the website and others are getting fucked over by the jartycucks, so they will use this to their advantage and become much stronger by building powerful technology and weapons, they will keep the tech mostly secret, so that nobody steals it
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>>113933also, can you tell us what the gooners and goonclown is currently doing? it's gonna be important
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>>113930In 30 turns spadeson the abominable being born out of unholy union between greg lanksy and trannies with artificial womb will crawl out of niggerhell portal and wreck havoc on the empire turning everyone unlucky enough to fall onto his grasp into slaanesh daemon
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A nuclear warhead has been deployed on behalf of C!
I wonder what will it hit…
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>>113933Group A arrived at the tower entrance guarded by two meximutt orge
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>>113934Cutscene, limited interaction availableAt /g/, 4cuck innovates on the robotics 'dmin 6 has been using…
They even convince /x/ to help them. They build a heckin' Nether portal. Not sure the mobs there are very useful, but it does have potions, netherite, and such…
The robotics are cutting edge, almost matching Spadeibi's early tech.