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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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soot please soot please we need you soot please save us please
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>>113644Don't worry - We're fighting against Soytan in this thread.
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What the fuck do you get out of this? What the hell happened to normal adventure threads? this raisin has literally gone on for like 3000 replies? When does it end. Who the hell are any of these characters, wheres the soyjaks? What is this raisin?
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>>113646Erm let people enjoy things sweaty
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>>113641 (OP)’Min 6 pulls out a battle plan map of the invasion of the jarty
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Can anyone give me a rundown of the previous threads
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Nuchud get injected with Aryan vril which regrow his leg and detrans him award by Groot in heaven
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Mispelled froot award
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>>113649Mutant horses runs amok , shadowy entities pour goon beam on froot corpse, one of the primary objectives have been achieved , zombies happened and that's all I can remember
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>>113648'dmin 6 reveals the current plan, which is alterable. His team is to raid the NuJarty tower, while Golden's team is to challenge the forces of Niggerhell and the forces of Goonerhell.
Finally, the Auxiliary team is to conduct low intensity assaults on the rest of Nujarty, to assist the armies invading it.
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>>113654a group of soytanified chuds ambush them
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its time to read muh hecken a24 kinostones again
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>>113642The jartys show their strongest weapon, the anti-teleporter
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>>113654lil chuddy reveals his origin story, it turns out it’s pretty similar to what happened to nuchud right after he was introduced
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The 'venture thread will continue shortly…
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>>113660WE ARE BACK
anyway everyone with a gun opens fire at the soytanification bots while calm and warm use their combined powers to fire a powerful beam at the nigger miss circles or whatever they were called
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>>113660the soytanification bots are resistant against the bullets and kill a few chuds
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>>113662nigger what the fuck
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>>113660The dimensional police officer teleports them back to niggerhell or atleast tries to do it
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>>113664do u jerk off to soytanification or something
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>>113661>>113662>>113665The SWARTHIEST of Floydian magic is used, to make Calmplier and Warmplier attack Miss Niggress and her child.
Their beams do lowered damage, and both parties have a Marge moment.
>SHIET mane, what the hell you shooting me for?Every armed person opens fire on the Soytanification bots. Marioman's gun melts one of them on the spot, but the rest are ineffective.
The Soytanification bots pressure Marioman and Patrick Chudson.
^Nuh uh! Go back to Niggerhell!The Dimension Police Officer tackles the Soytanification bot pressuring Marioman.
The other one touches Patrick. He screams
<HELP IT'S ABSORBING ME WTF! №113669[Quote]
>>113668PATRICK NOOO have warmpiler set the last remaining soytanification drone on fire while calmjak heals patrick
also i though miss niggress was on the jarty's side o algo.
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>>113670marge is cobson gargantuar on our side?
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>>113669>>113670>>113671The Dimension Police finally sends on of the Soytanification bots back to Niggerhell.
SUPER Floydian Magic ctivates. Cobon Gargantuar shouts
>YOUR ASSES ARE MI-ACK!Floydian beams shoot directly into Cobson Gargantuar, and he falls into the ground. He shouts niggerbabble and flails on the ground.
Meanwhile, Calmplier and Walmplier sgoot their beams at the remaining Soytanification bot and Chudson.
<THE RUBBER, IT BURNS!Patrick suffers from second and third degree burns, as the Soytanification bot turns to a pile of goop. The wounds are non-lethal.
V Get him out… GET. HIM. OUT!>i tried my best to keep him cool…<maybe it worked… №113673[Quote]
>>113672put patrick on the zebra and have him be riden to doctor bibise to be rebuilt into a heckin sharty cyborg
meanwhile at the swedish.win bunker 'dmin 7 and henry try to convince the jarty remnants to help take down the jarty
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>>113673also why does swenni filter to jarty…froot what is this maine
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>>113676ERMM that is fine ask them to use the anti teleporter to intercept any jarty signals
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>>113678give them the bird from another dimension thats sitting on henry's head
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>>113680'dmn 7 and henry get the device and walk off to meet up with team golden
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Also each card needed to be recharged after single use and it suck caloric energy around it meaning the more people surround the deck the faster they charge
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>>113684'dmin 7 get the finger scorpion off of schizo retard
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>>113684Dmin 7 uses his natural admin charisma and convinces the schizo retard to suicide bomb himself in the nearest jarty outpost
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>>113673>>113681The party decides to transport the incapacitated Patrick Chudson to a doctor for physical restoration.
<WAIT!A Wizard Chud beams in.
<Chuds help Chuds…He used his healing card on Patrick… it reverts some of the damage.
>Erm… let's take him to a doctor anyways, okay?<Whatever, nigger!He gives a magic deck of various wizard spells to Lil Chud and Nuchud.
<Every DnB campaign needs this… I mean DnD…He disappears by next turn.
HOW TO USECards have two properties: Energy and Rarity. You can specify many moves with these cards. Rarity is: Common, Rare, and Aryan… You specify a move and the rarity of the card, if the rarity is higher, the effect is greater, but the energy drain is multiplies by 2 or 3.
Example: Common Fireball (can be used every turn) vs an Aryan Fireball (can only be used every 3 turns, but has a bigger punch)
The Cobson Gargantuan stirs up and screams like a gorilla. The fighting is not over yet…
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>>113685>>113686'dmin 7 gets the Fingerscorpions off of the Schizo Retard, who probably had a unique name at one point…
The trade-off is that the Fingerscorpions are on him now, and biting him.
^You see, doctor… in order to help you, I had to make a sacrifice… Sacrifices are important to cause action… You should make a big sacrifice, for the greater good…>I never thought of it that way… What sacrifice should I make?^You can make the world a greater place by suicide bombing the Jartycucks… Use the strongest explosives and the biggest, then your sacrifice will be meaningful…>Gee, thanks, Mr. Seven! I think I'll go do that!Dr. Schizo Retard dashes away, laughing and smiling.
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>>113692the baby eats the scorpions but the toxins burn his mouth so he runs off to the auxiliary camp
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>>113693The giant caca, perhaps a humanoid mutant, eats the scorpions off of 'dmin 7.
^Thanks, baby…>ahaahahhsdjrbehahaAhhhggThe caca screams, due to the venom.
He drops 'dmin 7 and runs off to the Shartycord military base for medical treatment.
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SNCA message: I'm gonna run the last frames on luma and see what happens
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>>113702Cobson gargantuar kills him and goes for the damaged ‘cord baby
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>>113703>>113704Cobson Gargantuar rips Jason Citron in half, which kills him instantly.
>GIBS ME FENT OR DIE!He takes ground-shaking steps towards Cordbot, ready to attack.
The 'cordbot shouts thru the speaker
^LARGE MASS ASSAILANT ADVISORY; FLEE FROM AGGRESSORHe fires his frag rounds at the Gargantuar. In retaliation, Gargantuar smashes him with the power tower, doing heavy damage and taking off Cordbot's claw arm.
A Niggervoid portal opens, though nobody has heard of such a phenomenon before…
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>>113705push gargantuar into the portal o algo
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>>113705also do you have an archive of the previous 3000 reply thread? i haven't fully caught up due to the domain shutting down
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>>113706Marioman shouts
>Drop that nigga into the portal!but how, exactly? We can't rely on mass, in terms of the team members present, and giant caca is far in the distance…
Gargantuar picks up cordbot
>WHICH ONE OF YOUS WANT THIS THROWN AT YOU?Cordbot says
^Best chances of neutralization: Drop assailant into portal! I'm a replaceable model! №113709[Quote]
>>113708fire at gargantuar and smack his face/head with the gun o algo
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>>113707First few hundred lost replies:
https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/8278977Second piece of thread, including the thread moved messages:
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>>113709Marioman and Greg shoot at Cobson Gargantuar.
>STOP DOIN IT BEECH!Cobson Gargantuar launches cordbot at Marioman and everyone near him.
Marioman says
<I think it broke one of my legs… raisin!Marty says
<Crushed by you again… wait, are you a different model?Nuchud fidgets with and shuffles his magical deck of cards.
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>>113711marioman pulls a grenade out of his asshole and throws it at gargantuar, which disintegrates his cock and balls and slightly injures his legs, this is to delay him, so nuchud can do something with his cards
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>>113712>something with his cardsThe mechanic involves specifying the move and the rarity (power level to recharge ratio)
More info in this post
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>>113711Grzegorz stands up and fires a vollet into the cobgantuans head while nuchud draws a rare card which is a binding spell and holds th cobgantuan in place while everyone attacks him with firearms or powers they have
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also why is this thread such a dead nigger baby? i expected it to be a little bit more popular…
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>>113716EuroGODS are in school and amerimutts are asleep
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>>113716It's had a rough start
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>>113712>>113714>>113715Nuchud places a rare binding spell on Cobson Gargantuar. Marioman and Gregory take the opportunity to attack the monster.
Gregory shouts
<K-KURWWWAAAand projects an extended precision burst of bullets into Gargantuar's face.
Marioman pulls a grenade from his anus and pulls the pin; he performs a literal asspull. He throws it under Gargantuar's feet.
>SHIET I CAINT-ACK!The grenade shreds through his legs, to the point that the legs are exposed. His movement speed is reduced by half… not that it counts when he's bound.
It seems that Nuchud's spell continues to work into the next turn.
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>>113719continue shooting
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>>113719One of the chuds pulls out a thermite grenade and throws it at the cobgantuan and everyone else opens fire while calmjak tends to the wounded and heals them
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>>113720>>113721Marioman shouts
>Everyone, fire!The non-wounded surround and fire upon Cobson Gargantuan. The spell runs out after this.
Cobman's ghost places a new HUD element - the boss health meter. This feature is likely to recur in future battles.
Calmplier projects healing fields for his allies. Lil Chud lights a thermite grenade. This will be thrown at Cobson Gargantuar next round.
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>>113722gargantuar starts walking towards marioman, marioman grabs a knife from his pocket and throws it at gargantuar, hitting him in the left eye, gregory shoots gargantuar in the back
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>>113722Warmpiler casts a fire circle around cobgantuan trapping him for a turn allowing for little chuddy to safely throw the grenade
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>>113723>>113724Warmplier casts a ring of fire around Cobson Gargantuar, making him scared of moving. Marioman throws the knife into Gargantuar's eye, while Lil Chuddy throws the grenade.
The thermite burns Gargantuar's legs off, while Gregory shoots the Imp on its back. Now missing an eye and having his legs burned off, Gargantuar can only crawl to move, and is in grave danger.
Cobson Gargantuar screams
>JUST PUSH ME INTO THE PORTAL! I CAINT TAKE IT ANYMORE! ARRRGFFHHH! №113726[Quote]
>>113725gregory jumps on gargantuars back and starts hitting him in head with his gun, he then tries choking him with the gun but fails, he pulls the knife from gargantuars eye and gives it back to marioman, gargantuar grabs and throws gregory away from his back
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>>113725Gregory shoves a grenade into cobgantuan's nouth and steps back
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>>113727don't do this, there is still something i have to do, don't kill him right now please
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Gonna do a post roll for this one
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(I use post numbers to determine outcomes of certain events)
>>113730>>113728>>113726Gregory climbs Cobson Gargantuar's back, and bashes him with the rifle's butt. He pulls out the knife.
>GET OFF ME!<KURRRWAAaa… Kurwa.Gregory hangs on by a thread, and Marioman's knife falls beside the Niggervoid pit.
<Hey, someone help! The void hurts!>Anyone touches Greg gets they wig split! №113732[Quote]
>>113731Marioman goes to help gregory while warmpiler fires a heat ray at the gargantuan
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>>113731lil chuddy and nuchud attack gargantuan, lil chuddy does what freakybob did with lee
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>>113733He does it to gargantuan
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>>113732>>113733>>113734>>113735Marioman attempts to rescue Gregory, but he's prevented by Cobson Gargantuar.
Warmplier fires his beam.
>STOP THAT! ARREGH!Nuchud and Lil Chud get closer to Cobson Gargantuar.
<We should mind control that nigga.<<Or attack him…<What if I attached to his head?<<Meds, now!Gregory screams
<Kurwa! My skin is peeling!Marioman shouts
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>>113736Nuchud tries to headcrab the imp on the back of gargantuar
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>>113736Little chud uses a common card called teleport which he uses to teleport gregory out of the pit and to near calmjak
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>>113736Have the robot cyborgjak in the back fires its cannon at the congantuan