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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>106425ok then, swaglord will disguise himself as a jartycuck, and hopefully nobody will notice, jartycucks are brown raisinskins, so they probably have low IQ and won't notice that it's swaglord, so it will likely work, let's try it
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>>106426Does he take his mech along? Also, I had an idea that he would send the Daily Dose 4cuck team.
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>>106426Paint the newly armoured 4cuck shock trooper as jartycuck to take 'dmin 6 by surprise and they need to do this right after the last stage is cleared so they don't have any idea what's going on and thinks jartycuck has an ace up their sleeves and retrieved the teleporter
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>>106427i was thinking more of like a stealthy approach, bringing an entire fucking mech over there is pretty dumb, the Daily Dose can come over there with swaglord, but they would also have to be disguised as jartycucks
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>>106427Bring everything, 4cuck need to apply shock and awe tactic to throw them off
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>>106429 This is assuming 4cuck has air transport
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>>106428>>106431well alright then, mech it is, let's hope this works out
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>>106432btw, before they paint the mech, the rabbi enchants the netherite on the mech with protection 4 so that they have an even better chance at succesfully doing this
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>>106432On the plus side nupol Aryan is busy backing group b up and I doubt .30 cal would put a dent on netherite plate mech, maybe its 'dmin thrembo plan for all this
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>>106433>protection 4 Netherite Swagmech Mk IIGEG that's almost god mode.
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>>106435If it's not for the fact that 'dmin 6 has antimatter sword that could cut through anything, the mech would steam roll almost everyone
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>>106435ok, protection 2 or something, just do something lower than, it doesn't have to be indestructable lol
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>>106437or maybe protection 1, idk, just something low
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>>106438yeah i think protection 1 will be good enough
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>>106413soystein and heart knight attack the jarty cat base and john feralston finishes reloading and starts blasting the cats. calmjak unleashes his calm pulse calming down the enemies for 3 turns and warmpiler sets the jarty cat base on fire
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>>106421150 coins are added.
Marioman, Patrick Chudson, and Chud Veteran drown the Jartycats in their firepower. John Feralston placed his one reloaded deadshot bullet into the attacking Titan Cat.
Marioman targets the Titan Cat that's grabbing the Masamune cat.
HEART KNIGHT HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY (GROUP A)The Titan Cat screams in modified Google translate Japanese
>JARTY CATTO ่ปใใใกใฉใณใฏใน้ๅฝขใ็ตใEvery Jarty Cat, except for the ones attacking Date Masamune, gets behind the Titan Cat.
The Commander spawns 4 wallcats for 100 coins.
Calmplier and Warmplier blast a combined explosive beam into the Jartycat base, dealing 1000 damage and taking out one of the new wallcats. It also wounds another.
The Titan Cat that's attacking Masamune is on fire, very hot Immolator-type fire.
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>>106440This arrived late, and also conflicts with the other prompt…
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>>106441heart knight pulls out his bleached excalibur and swings it landing a mighty slash on the jarty base while 'dmin 6 channels the sharty and cord's combined autism allowing him to alter reality and stop the commander from getting any coins thus resulting in no more jarty cat spawning
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>>106444meds i was just joking about that, idiot, the sixth admin of the website can't actually bend reality, it was referencing the fact that the people in this thread can influence anything and essentially bend reality to help out the sixth admin of the website
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>>106444actually fuck it, give him some temporary and short lasting reality bending powers, and after he defeats the jarty base, he loses the powers, fair enough?
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>>106445meds
DMIN 6 IS GOD โ106448[Quote]
>>106447even doe he came from niggerhell therefore is he le satan or something
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>>106441Marty muster all his strength to kick titan cat down so that 'dmin 6 can finish him off and give others an opportunity to shred through jarty cat troop, during all these chaos , heart knight takes the opportunity to take out additional wall cat from behind using his fist
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>>106441Date masamune jarty attempt to shake off attacking titan cat with xir yoyo this time xhe use two of them
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Roll
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>>106451>>106452>>8761081>>106449>>106444150 coins are added.
'dmin 6 uses special beams to manipulate the Commander's money, sustaining it for most of the turn.
Dr. Soystein melees two wall cats, while Heart Knight smashes the tower with his biwisi excalibur.
Marty slams both hooves into the Titan, making him collapse.
>Come, here, 'dmin 6!^I'm too busy destroying the Jarty bank…Due to lack of assistance with Marty's plan, the rest of the Jartycats overwhelm the party.
>ๆใ
ใJARTY CATTO้จ้ใฏใใใฎๅใๆใใใ้้ใฉใใซ็ชๆใใพใ๏ผDate Masamune pushes the Jartycats off from ximself. The green fire transforms them into charred corpses.
The Commander spawns yet another squad: Titan cat, 2 Gross Cats, a Giraffe, and a Wall Cat. It's identical, and so is its cost.
'dmin 6 stops firing his hax beam.
^I almost thought that would wo-The coins are set to ZERO, and so is the income.The Jartycat base has sustained 500 damage this turn.
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>>106453soytan riding the horned horse would ram through the jarty cats surrounding soystein while everyone else focuses on killing any remaining jarty cats
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>>106453heart knight attacks the cats
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>>106454>>106455>>87611910 coins are added.
The entire scene devolves into chaos as everyone fights each other.
Veteran Chud says
>Feral! Let's beat the crap out of these jartycucks!They target a wallcat and push him to the ground. Veteran Chud fires a thoughtless burst into him.
'dmin 6 leaps in the air and slices a Gross Cat's legs off, effectively dispatching it.
Marioman immolates the other Gross cat.
Giraffe Cat slams one of the Patrick's security Chuds. Cordbot steps on the Cat while firing frag rounds into its neck and head, crushing it and emptying its cranium of its contents.
Date Masamune stomps all over the fresh meat. Spadeknight and Dr. Soystein join in.
Dr. Soystein does a doublekick to a Giraffe and a Jartycat, big damage to both.
Liam Vickers also attacks the Giraffe.
Titan Cat and two Gross cats climb onto Masamune.
>>ใฏใฝSHARTY้้ใฉใ๏ผSpadeinight knocks the Gross Cats off. Titan Cat clubs him into a wall!
The left is clear, the right is still a raisinstorm.
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>>106459everyone on the left side starts attacking the jarty cats holding nothing back, admin thrembo also blesses heart knight which makes his bi w ci dildo turn into a actual sword and heartknight uses it to behead the titan cat
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>>106460warmplier burns the cats and the sixth admin of the website slices some of them too
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>>106459also, let's see what bruntlefly and swaglord are doing
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>>106463marge isnt bruntefly with the mech team?
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>>106464He didn't reach them yet.
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>>106461>>106462>>106463'dmin Thrembo blesses Heartknight. His new title is
WHITE KNIGHT and he wields an excalibur instead of a weaponized dildo.
Most of the Party fires at the Jarty Cats. It devestates them and carches the Titan cat on fire…
White Knight jams his fresh Excalibur into Titan Cat's torso.
The Titan Cat's last words are:
>>ใใใฏไธๅ
ฌๅนณใ ๏ผThen he dies.
The remaining wallcat says:
>ๆด่ปใฏใฉใใซใใ๏ผ็งใฏๆฌๅฝใซๆๅพใฎๅ
ตๅฃซใชใฎใ๏ผ>็ตใใ ใ …Date Masamune says
^ใใชใใไปใฎไบบใจๅใใใใซไฝฟใๆจใฆใงใใ'dmin 6 interjects
^Wtf. Stop speaking in runes, niggas.^ใใใๆญปใญใใใฎ้้๏ผ>ไผ้ๆฟๅฎใ็ตถๅฏพ่จฑใใชใใ๏ผใๅใฏใทใฃใผใใฃใซใใฏในใใใๅท็ๅฟใๅผทใใช๏ผใใใใใใใใ๏ผThe yoyo kills the last Jartycat present.
Date Masanume turns toward 'dmin 6.
>Destroya Jarty base-u… โ106467[Quote]
>>106466suddenly, you hear an explosion from the roof, Robokleki drops down from the roof and aims xheir minigun arm at your squad, ready to fire it, their other arm is a grenade launcher
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EVERYONE START ATTACKING THE JARTY BASE NOWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>8761939>>106468The entire party attacks and destroys the Jartybase.
STAGE DEFEATThe Commander loses the battle. The UI disappears.
The groups return to their rank.
You see Date Masamune and White Knight unsorted.
>Umm… Which one am I apart of?Date says
>I cannot join… I am stiirr Jarty Catto… arso, rannguage barriew… Best of ruck, ็ฎก็่
6Marioman says
<I think Group A and C should join together, because you called us twice, already.<Also, heal your dudes. We have med-kits and medical raisin.What administrative choices do you make, here?
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>>106473heal everyone hurt and merge group a and c then progress further
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>>106473i thought c was supposed to be the auxilliry group
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also lets go to group b pov
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>>106475>>106474Everyone merges teams, so Group C can fully commit to assisting in the raid on Nujarty Tower. Everyone is also restored to full health by a medkit and Dr. Soystein's medical excellence.
With the Jarty's spawner, who knows what awaits?
Next stage loading… โ106478[Quote]
>>106475They still are. The merge means that they fully commit to assisting Group A, at least for the next battle.
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>>106477The spawner produces Jartyroaches
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I'm going into planning mode for today. Might stop running the thread until tomorrow o algo. I'll probably add robokleki, and sort the different plot threads, and sort the adventure folders.
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>>106480oh raisin, i didn't know they were going to the nujarty tower, hope swaglord manages to slip through
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>>106480going to sleep now saar
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>>106477(Save this prompt for later I think)
Meanwhile, Outside, the mech is outside
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>>106484Bruntlemech approaches NuJarty territory, although most of it has been taken by Shartycord.
One of the soldiers says
>Is that a 4cuck mech, or…? โ106486[Quote]
>>106484Meanwhile…
Swagmech arrives to Soysphere Island, with his team of 20 Daily Dose 4cucks. They are all convincingly disguised as Jartycucks.
Swaglord says
>Remember that Jartycucks aren't that different from us. We both goon to brimstone and we're obsessed with shartycord.>If anyone asks, they spawned us from their teleporter.>Finally, remember that our armor is harder than diamond. We can do this.The 4cucks say
>>Hoorah!Their current plan is to blast a hole into the Nujarty tower, get the teleporter, and escape. All while avoiding 'dmin 6's team, if possible…
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Also the mech is unenchanted, because too big o algo, but it does have the Rabbi blessings on it.
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>>106485Give GapeSaurus back
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>>106486a spadeson bi bi se queen approaches them and asks them all to suck on dat bi bi ci dildos because all jartycucks love bibisea
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>>106485shartycord soldiers paint a shartycord symbol on the mech to mark it as friendly
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>>106488>>106490Gapesaur follows the Bruntlemech.
โI like to watch.Henry says
<This mech is friendly.A Shartycord soldier says
>Okay. I'll mark it as friendly. You should probably give it a proper paintjob in the future.He marks the mech as a friendly unit.
>You may proceed. โ106492[Quote]
>>106489A spadeson enters the scene and ass the Jartycuck-disguised 4cucks to suck bibisi dildos.
Swaglord responds
>Um… we be aryan or algo and… we no suck bibisi.<No, all jartycucks love dat bibisi.Swaglord thinks about crushing the Spadeson under his foot, rather than humiliating himself.
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>>8767801
god of spades broadcasts johnson sissy hpyno porn into swaglord's brain
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>>8767783
NO NO NO NOT SERINA AGAIN
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>>106495Spade god puts a curse on the 4cuck army as punishment..the exact details of the curse will be revealed im 'dmin six adventure 3
anyway lets go back to see what group a is doing
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>>106496The god of spades rolls a curse, if the last digit in this post is higher than 6, then the nonspecific curse is applied to the army.
Meanwhile, Group A+C has entered the main lobby of Nujarty tower.
The Jartybull says
>Can yous spare me's some food? A brotha aint got his daily goyslop from jartymart today.The Jart Mart's destruction has begin to take effect.
You see 3 jartyroaches on the Jartybull's back.
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>>106497>has begin to take effectThe nuJarty's ESL is rubbing off on me
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>>106497john feralston starts firing into jarty cow's head his rifle is made to kill buffalos and bulls alike after all. meanwhile the chuds and chud veteran firing at the dead jarty cucks and warmpiler sets the jarty roaches on fire
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>>106498we need to take down le jarty fast then
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>>106501Thats not the jartycuck army those are 4cucks disguised at jartycuck army but okay
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>>106499John Feralston slams three deadshot rounds into the Jartybull's face. This is enough to stop it dead.
The rest of the Jartys swarm.
Warmplier burns two jartyroaches, while Chud Veteran guns down two Jartyzombies. The Jartyroaches are particularly weak to flames.
The grate pops open… โ106505[Quote]
>>106503At least the disguises are that convinving geg
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>>106497the last digit is lower than 6, does that mean the curse didn't apply?
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>>106504warmpiler burns the rest of the roaches while dmin 6 and white knight do badass sword moves splitting the remaining jarty zombies apart
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>>106504a huge jarty caterpiler slithers out of the vent, it has many eyes and sharp teeth, it's tail has a sharp knife looking thing that it uses to slice and stab things, the caterpiller also has a few metal plates attached to the head and other vital areas, the plates are colored blue (the jarty color)
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>>106509Got everything else complete. Working on this
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>>106508>>106509'dmin 6 and Whiteknight slash thru the remaining Jartyzombies, while Warmplier fires his beam at the remaining Jartyroach.
BOSS INCOMINGA Jartyworm crawls out of the vent. He can
definitely eat an entire man alive, at least his head can… His health bar looks abnormal…
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>>106511feralston shoots the jartyworm, most of the bullets hit the metal plates and reflect off, but one of the manages to hit one of the eyes
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>>106511suddenly 2
SHARTYMARINES blow a hole in the wall to help in the fight. The shartymarines are a project that was under development by froot during the events of dmin six 1 it was completed only recently. and 2 sharty marines were sent to help 'dmin six
the sharty captain fires his plasma pistol melting on of the jartyworm's armor plates then stabs it with his power sword while the sharty arsonist marine engulfs the worm's lower body in flames
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>>106514media pending approval..its over
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>>106515nvm we are back saar
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>>106514nigga please just stop, this is too much
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>>106514Let him fight Jarty Titan if he has the chance.
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>>106517nigga wdym stop these are the first characters i introduced today tho
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>>106519ok fine nigga, i just hope they arent super op or something
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>>106520they are not they will just make minor boss fights easier its not like those two can take on astro jarty, goon bot or goon froot just by themsrlves
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>>106514If the party can reach the spawner before it gets stolen, they can spawn these characters.
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>>106523SPEEDRUN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW