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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>106325Change of plan then , group b regroup with group a to assist them in clearing nujarty tower
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>>106314>>106316>>106326'dmin 6 rolls an uberniggerpoopball rare """"Cat"""".
George Drone yells
>I CAINT BREA-ACK!and self destructs, taking a Titan and a Gross Cat with him, and wounding another Gross Cat.
The other cats move in, and keep assaulting Chud Veteran and John Feralston, though, this time, they fight back some with unarmed attacks.
Group B arrives to scene 2 of the Jartycats room of NuJarty towers.
'dmin 6 asks
^What are you doing here? You're supposed to close the portals to Niggerhell and Goonerhell! â„–106328[Quote]
>>106327All members of group B attack the remaining jartycats with all they have
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>>106328100 coins are added.
Group B unleashes their firepower on the Jartycats, killing a Gross Cat and a Giraffe Cat.
A part of Cacamech's solar roof explodes, due to being on fire for several turns. It wounds the pilots and they cry. A smaller fire is started.
The damaged Solar roof is now at 30% efficiency, but that's definitely shĺt NOBODY cares about.
'dmin 6 gets angry
^Not even a response, huh? If we needed reinforcements, we would call Group C! I order you to resume your mission, Group B! â„–106330[Quote]
>>106329Banemech picks up ’dmin 6 and throws him at the wall in anger and then kills all the remaining cats.
bane then orders everyone but ’dmin 6 to go to stage 3.
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>>106330ermm..okay but everyone there listens to onlky 'dmin 6 not bane
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also thats kinda retarded to just derail the op's original plan
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If this post rolls a 1, 'DMIN 6 DIES
If this post rolls a 9, PROMPT IGNORED
If somewhere in between, civil war,mutiny, or Banemech gets cannibalized by everyone, depending on closest number.
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>>106334Banemech will get cannibalized
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>>106330I kinda regret prompting that, but you can do the canabalization
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>>106330>>106334>>106335>>106338>Clearly, YOU don't understand what you're doing!^Don't you dare declare mutin-ACK!Banemech throws 'dmin 6 into the wall, but he somehow gets spared, mostly.
He coughs up some blood.
^Bane is a traitor!<Yes, he is. We'll deal with him for you, 'dmin.Everyone attacks Bane at once.
John Feralston even introduces a new weapon to use on him.
The Jartycats themselves attack Bane, for some reason.
>Wait! but I have the antiteleport-AACCCCKKK!His mech ends up exploding.
On the bright side, it kills the remaining Jartycats.
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>>106340group b goes back to doing their original task and group a progresses to scene 3
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also heckin CHUD MECH arrives to help Op you decide which group needs him the most
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>>106340Progress to scene 3, also call in group c and make group b continue the mission
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>>106343>>106341'dmin 6 says
^Okay, Group B. I guess this was Bane's idea. Carry on.<Yes, sir.^… and, don't forget to get another Anti-Teleporter. It's really important.<Yes, sir.Group A and B separate…
Group A arrives to the third and final scene. The one with the Jartycat's base.
You see Heartknight, formerly Spadeknight, tied up. So that's where he went…
The Commander now receves 150 coins per turn'dmin 6 calls for reinforcements from Group C. They'll arrive in 2 turns.
The Commander deploys a big cluster of every normal Jartycat, for 350 coins in total.
'dmin 6 goes ahead and deploys his Uber Rare
even tho he doesn't have coins.
He has 45 Golden Tickets remaining on the Gatcha. All the other tickets from his 5 roll were base upgrades, but he even doesn't have a Jartycat base, so they did nothing…
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>>106344The ultrarare horse thingy jumps at the big jartycuck and burries his horns in the jartycuck’s face
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schizo rolan for the cacamech
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>>106345’Min 6 also starts slicing the nearest cats
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>>106344john feralston uses dead eye and fires 7 shots killing 7 random jarty cats
meanwhile chud veteran fires a volley at the jarty cat base
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>>106343>>106342>>106341Meanwhile, Group B encounters a new person.
<Hello?>Hi, I heard we were fighting for the Soysphere's future? Where do I slay swarthoids?<Typically, newbs join Group C, but we just lost a valuable member…>Can I join?<Hmm… We're not sure if it'll trigger Floydian Magic. If it does, you should just join Group C for now.If the last digit is odds, Chud Mech triggers Floydian Magic.
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>>106349>oddsmarge odds of what
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>>106350Odd number. A fancy coin flip, or 50/50 chance.
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>>106349Chud Mech joins Group B, and doesn't trigger Floydian Magic.
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>>106352group b continues walking to astro jarty's house
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>>106353They're supposed to close the portal. They should also get another Anti-Teleporter, or repair the old one.
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>>106353Or at least that's the orders they received. They can technically disobey them.
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>>106354oh raisin i had a marge moment
as they head to the science tower thats keeping the niggerhell portal open, nate opens his phone and orders a new anti teleporter to his location from swedish amazon using his mom's credit card to purchase it
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>>106356Nate walks away from the group, to order an Anti-Teleporter, using his mom's credit card…
>DAMNIT. INSUFFICIENT FUNDS. NOW I CAN'T SAVE THE SHARTYIs Nate correct, or is saving the Sharty a click away???
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>>106357Nate prays to 'dmin Thrembo
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>>106359Nate facepalms himself for being a retard and presses learn more
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>>106305Put this arm on the mech
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>>106361MECHA GODZILAAAAAAAAA
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>>106360Nate clicks
Learn more…The Warranty page reads:
>Feel like your Anti-Teleporter malfunctioned, or maybe got destroyed too early by an unfortunate event? Is it critical to your plot?>We are willing to replace said Anti-Teleporter, for free.>You WILL return the old one.Wow, you're in that exact situation! The last one is somewhat concerning. I guess it's time to call them…
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>>106363nate calls the swedes and explains to them the situation n shiet
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>>106349The other members reach astro jarty’s house and take cover behind some bushes to spy on him
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>>106361You attach an exotic claw arm to the Bruntlemech, to the joint where the original arm broke off.
The Bruntlemech is complete, or is it?
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>>106365You decide a Plasma Annihilator is required for your mission. You mount it on the arm.
The drawback is that it uses nearly all of the Mech's power if it's used, because the engine is frankly outdated crap.
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>>106344dr soystein does a sick frontflip landing behind the jartybase and sets heart knight free
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>>106369Now that it is complete, the mission of bruntlefly and the squad is revealed: infiltrate niggerhell and somehow destroy it from within
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>>106371And for that they need some nukes, so they must call spadeibi
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>>106371i thought the mech would be used against goonbot
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>>106364Nate calls the jarty Co.
>Hello, this is Nate Higgers.<THE Nate Higgers? Wait, we don't have you on our records. What's up?>I'm calling about an Anti-Teleporter.<Oh yeah. We just released it.>Well, you sold it to us, and the retard who used it tried to start a civil war or some bullraisin.<Hmmm… we only sold one, so far. I'm guessing it's Henry's.<What condition is it in?>It looked alright, except the retard got blown up.<We'll check on it. No worries, we'll provide a replacement if the original is salvageable.>Thank you.<You should probably wipe your face off btw…>Quit stalking me, obsessed splintercuck. Goodbye and God bless you.Nate hangs up.
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>>106374*Swinn Co niggers
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>>106373I forgot about that but lets do that after the niggerhell mission. Goonbot is still not fully completed
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>>106374also admin thrembo gives nate a glow up and a chainsaw
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>>106371>>106372>>106376>Now that I have a mech, we can finally invade Niggerhell and destroy it from within!*cock cock*
'dmin 7 and Henry point Meds Shotguns at Bruntlefly.
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>>106379The dinosaur eats the meds or something
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>>106379Test the mech’s new weapons on some mutants that you come across
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Marge wasn't bruntlefly dead
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>>106380They launch the meds into the gapedino's mouth.
<Oops. Sorry gapedino.⌄What?The gapedino is soothed by the meds.
<Seriously, THOUGH. You DO NOT want to visit Niggerhell. Wikipedia says it's really hot and practically uninhabitable. â„–106384[Quote]
bruntefly fact checks henry and…thats actuall heckin true..looks like no niggerhell for xem instead they go help shartycord or something
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>>106382He was but Bruntlefly has unique abilities and shiznet, that were gained by a serious of schizoprompts and general pacifism.
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>>106383Something happens to the mech and it starts moving on its own
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*series
I guess I'm tired o algo
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>>106387Ight, See you when you wake up
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>>106388I think I can do a few more.
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>>106391A gooner has sneakily entered it and now controls it
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>>106393'dmin 7 uses his admin powers to teleport inisde the mech and kill the goon
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>>106394'dmin 7 transposes himself via lightning, onto the mech. He can't go inside.
^Okay, who can teleport inside the mech?Bruntlefly says.
>I can.Goon freaks out
^AHHH NEVER GOONERS! ALWAYS GOON!He pushes the fire autocannon button. It slowly trails towards Henry and Bruntlefly while firing…
<I made the interface too intuitive! Drats! â„–106396[Quote]
>>106395bruntefly teleports inside the mech and kills the gooner with one strike and stops the autocannon from firing.
the entire team then starts heading towards the main jarty base but they are quite a distance from it so they will propbably arrive during a big boss fight or something down the line
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>>106396Bruntlefly trades with Henry, then with the Gooner. He stops the autocannon right before it hits Henry.
>That gooner didn't know how I got this thing in the first place! Mwahahaha!The lethality of the GAU-8 has been proven against infantry, test subject: Goon. After the red mist and dust settle, a thin spray of his blood mix with the beach's sand.
>It's time to help Shartycord for once… Do mind the cannons.The team embarks on a multiturn adventure to reach the NuJarty Empire…
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Alright, bedtime…
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>>106399poor timing o algo
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>>106397(Save this prompt for tomorrow)
A few other goons were on board but they hid themselves, waiting for the right time to strike…
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>>106397(save this prompt for tomorrow too)
meanwhile, the nether operation continues, more and more netherite and items are being extracted, almost all of the 4cuck's tools, weapons, armor, etc have now been replaced by their superior netherite versions, which makes them stronger and more durable, now that they have enough netherite and items, they are shifting their focus on mining lapis lazuli and making enchantment tables to enchant their tools weapons armor etc and make them even stronger than before
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Up
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>>106402The 4cucks invest some of their Netherite into a special force, codename "Daily Dose".
They get their fresh equipment enchanted by the Rabbi, now operating an enchantment table. He slowly learns the Enchantment Table language.
Besides having superior armor, plus awesome enchantments, the armor coverage is increased per person. Their effective health is multiplied by
20.
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>>106401A goon minion rears its ugly head behind Bruntlefly briefly…
… a few seconds later, it returns to hiding… waiting for the perfect opportunity to sabotage the Bruntlemech…
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>>106345>>106348>>106370150 coins are added.
John Feralston launches a 7 shot dead shot, using his lever action rifle. It kills all of the basic cats, and two Gross Cats.
Date Masamune Jartycuck (?) attacks the Tower. Titan Cat and Wall Cat climb on it, so they can try to stop it.
Dr. Soystein jumps over the Jartycucks and frees Heartknight.
The Commander spends 100 coins on two more Gross Cats.
The Jartycat Base loses 500 HP out of 10000.
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>>106407Ok fuck it we ball , radio in nupol aryan only he could stop his former friend
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>>106408'dmin 6 decapitate giraffe cat while John feral and vet child empty their round on wall cat
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Chud* , autocorrected award
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>>106409>>106410>>106411>>106412150 coins are added.
Group C arrives.
Date Masamune uses xir golden yoyo to heavily damage the Gross Cats. Titan Cat smacks xir head with a club.
Nuchud says
>Hold on, Group B called me specifically…He turns around and sprints to Group B.
'dmin 6 decapitates one of the Giraffe Cat.
The Commander spawns Titan Cat, and Giraffe Cat, Two Gross Cats, and a Wall Cat, for 300 coins.
Chud Veteran sprays some rounds at the new enemies. John Feralston's deadshot and gun are empty, and he's reloading.
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>>106413do you think i should reveal swaglord's next objective? im kinda scared that it will make the 4cucks too powerful or something, but there's also the fact that most of the other characters are also really strong, so im sure they will somehow be able to pull through, should i just do it anyways? i kinda want to tbh
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>>106414holy fucking quads, i guess that means yes…
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>>106413Spider frog attack you
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>>106416nigga that's a cactus
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>>106414>>106415Yes, especially with the quads in the adventure thread.
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>>106418well alright, even if the 4cucks become giga strong because of this, the sixth admin of the website has the power of the collective autism of the users in this thread, which will make reality bend to him whim, so im sure the sixth admin of the website will somehow pull through despite this, anyways, here it is
the next objective is revealed, swaglord plans on kidnapping goonclown in an attempt to find the location of the teleporter goonclown used to summon futa miss circle (don't ask how they know about it's existence, chuddy, they just hekkin do, ok?), he orders a few of the 4chan cultists (/x/ users) to find and get goonclown over to him, and the cultists say "xir, yes xir!"
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>>106419btw, there will probably be about 6 or maybe less total objectives that the 4cucks will do, this is the second one, all of these objectives are part of the 4cucks "OVERALL PLAN"
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>>106413Marioman , Patrick chudman and his soldiers , vet chud and john feral all pour their ammunition upon newly arrived Jarry cat . Warmplier and calmplier combine their power to make huge blast at jarty base before Marty rush in to kick titan cat in the shin . Dr soystein convinced heart knight to join him
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>>106419>>106420Swaglord arrives to the /x/ base.
>Listen up boys. Rabbi told me about a teleporter that can get whatever you want. I want you to pull some strings…>… You can get a bunch of succubuses or whatever bullraisin you retards chase after all day, and I can get super soldiers.>We're on semen retention…>You can spawn whatever you want. Think about it…>Okay. Fine. What's our duty? Schizo Joe can't build any teleporters, despite his claims.>We need you to find Goonclown.>Of Goonerhell? That's easy.A gooner cultist enters, thu a portal.
^Anything you want?>We want Goonclown.^Okay. He did everything he could for the Jarty… I guess you can take him…Just like that, the Gooner cultists transfer Goonclown to the 4cucks…
>Tell me about the Source Teleporter…^We found it in a Turkish cave. It was invented by a 300 IQ Georgian!>Did they give you the device?^No, they just left it there. Henry got it into working order~>Can you build another one?^Narp~Swaglord is a bit annoyed. He'll either have to take it from the Jartycucks, or replicate it… He's also reluctant to begin a full-scale war with Shartycord. How will he get what he want?
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>>106422where is the source teleporter's current location btw? sorry i forgot where it actually was, it's been a while
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>>106422Swaglord will have to orchestrate glowie tier psyop and black ops to steal source teleporter under jartycuck noses without alerting 'dmin 6 to his plan geg
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>>106423It's in the Nujarty Tower.
>>106424This.