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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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This stupid thread looks like nonsense now what the fucknis going on
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>>107115The entire party rushes down any obtacles to their destination, which is the Science Tower.
On site, the pawns of Niggerhell flood to protect their sacred portal. Jartycuck is also present.
>We couda ben frends… we couda goon to cp togetha… now you bring demons to yo plane bitches! We taking over world! Aint nobody stop! â„–107130[Quote]
Give me a summary of events
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>>107130'dmin 6 performed a 3-team raid, along with the entire army of Shartycord, on the Nujarty coalition. They successfully defeated Nujarty's army and destroyed all of their infrastructure. All that remains are the forces of Niggerhell. Shartycord has to defeat the remnants of the Niggerhell-Goonerhell forces.
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>>107129Ok redirect them toward astrojarty instead before expanding his mimicry to 15 meter to do a horizontal cleave toward niggerhell army with a strength of 1488 men
>>106265 â„–107133[Quote]
>>107129The tanks, the dreadnought and bruntlemech all rain hell upon astrojarty with their arsenal while all the grounded unit engaged in combat with niggerhell army
â„–107134[Quote]
>>107132>redirect them towards astro jartyMarge
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>>107132>>107134The first volley of tungsten cubes?
>>107126 â„–107136[Quote]
>>107134Changed my mind since I can't afford to move him to deal with goonerbot jr yet and it would be a waste to not at least use the tungsten cube volley on him
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>>107129The cultist gooners begin executing normal gooners in the goonerhell camp, as they have failed to live up to the expectations of the cultists
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>>107128I'd like to imagine that it makes sense if it's read from the beginning.
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>>107129bruntefly mech fires a volley of bullets using the minigun on its head shredding abunch of nigger demons and injuring astro jarty a wee bit before using the plasma annihilator firing it at astro jarty.
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>>107137^You were supposed to be gangsters… but you turned out to be zombiemen…^^B-but… We're just footsoldiers!^You have failed.^^ACCCCKKK!The goon cultist whips the magnum pistol against the gooner's brain and blasts a bullet through his skull…
Blood gushes from the gooner soldier's brains.
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>>107141other goonsoldiers see this and get heckin mad and the gooner infrantrymen start forming a coup disorganizing the gooners.
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>>107124>>107125The Shartycord tank fires its main cannon into Goonbot Jr.'s eye, while firing a burst intk its molten thorax… Keep in mind that the main cannon can only fire every other turn, which is fairly quick for a tank cannon.
Chud Mech swings his Photon axe at the Goonbot, freeing himself, but also knocking him to the ground. He forgets to use his antimatter cannon, while trying to get up. He should choose a good place to aim.
The Goonbot smashes the Shartycord tank. Three gooners also appear to assist the Goonbot Jr.
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I'll make Chudmech fire his cannon next turn
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>>107143the gooners troon out, gaining +69% ATK and -41% DEF
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>>107143the kolymanetwork helicopter fires its turret at the gooners before firing its rocket salvo at the goonbot jr's head
chudmech fires his anti matter ray at goonbot's jr arm joint the part that connects his claw arm to his shoulder in a attempt to seperate it
â„–107147[Quote]
Hyperborean Retard Wizard casts a hyperborean meteor on Astrojarty.
â„–107148[Quote]
>>107132>>107133Everyone focuses their fire on Astro Jarty. This creates dozens of tiny holes in his skin, and scrapes some paint from his armor. It also creates some dents. Unfortunately, Astro Jarty has plenty of health points to deplete. Two caconegroes get caught in the crossfire, one of them dies from Bruntlemech's Avenger autocannon.
Nupol Aryan fires the first out of his five Tungsten salvos at Astro Jarty. They do quite a bit damage… but Astro Jarty's abundant health points dwarf such a number.
The Caconegroes swarm the party with fireballs. This deals moderate damage to various party members.
The other Nigger Demons close in and engage in close combat. This creates more grief for your party than it does relief…
Nupol swings his extended Mimicry to slash 6 Brownies at once. The overall damage is very high, albeit distributed between 6 of them, it isn't lethal.
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>>107147Queuing this for next turn…
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>>107149u forgot my prompt..
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>>107152Queued. It got lost in between the other prompts, sorry.
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>>107145>>107146The gooners troon out, giving them +69% damage and twice the fire rate, but -41% defense points.
Chud Mech gets up and fires the Antimatter cannon at Goonbot Jr.'s arm socket. It gets severed and collapses to the ground. It smacks Charlie and Marilyn on their heads, giving them both bad headaches…
The NSS Koalyma helicopter and the Goontroons have a combat exchange. The helicopter pilot gets wounded but survives. 2 out of 3 of the goontroons are killed. The last one ducks and manages to avoid the heli's gunfire.
The helicopter proceeds to their second attack. They fire their rockets at Goonbot Jr.
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>>107154the gooners oneshot mech chud with their cum (he survives but is badly injured)
â„–107156[Quote]
rolan interference
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>>107148Nupol aryan drink his speedbrew and lead shartycord to a charge against the brownie with Nate higger by his side as both of them swing their weapon in renewed frenzy
bruntlemech, cacamech and Dreadnaught shoot down the remaining caconegroes while the tanks continue it's assault on astro jarty
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Does anyone have the archive links for all the threads
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>>107147>>107140The turn opens up with Astro Jarty firing his lasers at Group B's units. The first laser isn't a direct hit, but it does noticeable damage to the Israeli Tank, and to FreakLee. One of Golden's slaves becomes a DNB as a result of this particular laser.
The second laser directly hits Cacamech's right knee, blowing the joint up. It also deals AoE to Golden and his FNWObros, killing one of them, and burning the others. Luckily, their suits have some resistance to the thermal damage. Golden's damage is surface level, almost purely cosmetic…
The Cacamech's pilots squeal as the machine tumbles. It gives the two surviving pilots concussions… They begin crying.
<WE WABBA GO HOE! WAAAAAAAHHHH!Hyperborean Retard casts a Hyperborean Meteor. It does a lot of damage to Astro Jarty, but he has a lot of health.
Bruntlemech fires more 30mm DU ammunition into the demon horde. Some of the shots chaotically go through the portal, but miss everyone on the way out. A few hit Astro Jarty.
The rest of the shots demolish the bodies of 3 Brownies and 2 Caconegroes.
MINI PLASMA ANNIHILATORBruntlemech fires off the
MINI PLASMA ANNIHILATOR. It melts off most of Astro Jarty's face and makes his left eye boil up. The terrifying weapon sheds an entire health bar off of Astro Jarty.
OUT OF FUELThe Bruntlemech shuts down, because it runs out of fuel.
Bruntlefly chuckles
>What a shame! I can't do anything anymore. Anybody got a Sproke? â„–107161[Quote]
>>107158The sequel to the first thread is on >>/chive/. I don't know if the Sharty archive is even up right now. The wiki has 'chive links
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Adventure_thread#A6A1:_The_Sharty_Killing_Adventure â„–107163[Quote]
Bedtime
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Note:
SpeedbrewAt the last minute, Nupol Aryan brews his speedbrew. It multiplies his capabilities by three for five turns, but has a cooldown of 15 turns (after effect runs out).
Overuse
You can reuse it before cooldown expires, but it'll cause a crash at the end that renders him unconcious for 15 turns, which can be treated but not negated.
>>107157Saving for later
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>>107160Dreadnought crushes the nearest niggerhell baron to mush using his power fist, he then uses his rotary cannon aka the minigun under his powerfist to shred the second baron and then he fires a fully charged shot from his plasma cannon at astro jarty.
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>>107164(Do this along with my prompt) Astrojarty seeing his army is being taken out faster than they could arrive begin to tap into his yard rage and preparing to charge toward the group using his body as battering ram , nupol Aryan notice this and do the following:
He take a wide stance holding mimicry with both of his hand unequipping the magic card deck and extending mimicry to it's maximum length, he grit his teeth and exert his kuscle to it's absolute limit while preparing to redirect entire tungsten cube currently traveling in Mach three when Astrojarty come within the striking range, he prayed to both 'dmin thrembo and Hitler to give him uber-hyperborean strength and order Nate higger to press up against his back to provide additional balance support(Picrel for reference)
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>>107166Grammar correction: tard rage not yard rage , muscle not kuscle
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>>107160doll calls for dollist reinforcements on his baby phone specifically 2 cacas welding grenade launchers and
cyborg babyjak â„–107170[Quote]
Rolan aim
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>>107157>>107164>>107165>>107166>>107167>>107168'dmin 3 calls in a squad of Dollist special forces, Demolition Corps. He smiles when he hears they'll arrive at the end of the turn.
The Dreadnought engages in combat with a duo of Barons. They both slash him, before he grabs one with his machine's hand. While he does this, he charges his plasma cannon.
Nupol Aryan drinks a
Speedbrew, which acts like Nitrous Oxide for his entire system. Every one of his capabilities are increased by 3: Speed, strength, IQ, etc., for 5 turns. Reaction time is reduced as well.
He says some nutty fast prayers to 'dmin Thrembo and Hitler, because he's about to give it his all.
He
taunts Astro Jarty.
>If you're so big, act like it. Warp into me, you raisinskinned Jartynigger!>Oh oh oh! So you wish a make suicide order? I be your noose bro!Nate braces Nupol Aryan's posture… He's ready to give it his all, bat and ball… 20 palm-sized tungsten cubes, one bat…
The Astro Jarty charges at Nupol Aryan.
Nupol Aryan and Dreadnought use their charged attacks on Astro Jarty, as he collides with an embedded boulder.
Astro Jarty's face peels off, revealing his skeleton. It's difficult to determine the status of his mortality, but he's still operational.
Various stones are flayed from the ground boulder, as it turns into a primitive claymore. Most of the party isn't tall enough to eat most of the rocks. The Astro Chuds get affected the most, due to size and height. Bruntlemech also suffers some hits, but it doesn't really matter, since he's powered off.
The Dollist Squad arrives.
Every operational mech is slated to engage the Caconegroes in combat, during the next turn.
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>>107169Ok, 'dmin 2 will call a swarm of them during the Goonbot battle
â„–107173[Quote]
>>107154The goonbot pulls out a massive TV screen from behind its back and shows epilepsy triggering flashing imagery and gooner propanda
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>>107171doll pulls out a m24 sws sniper and uses it to snipe the niggercacaodemons in the eye, the two cacas with grenade launchers focus on astrojarty while cyborgcaca fires his forearm minigun and his shoulder mounted M202 FLASH rocket launcher at the niggerhell version of doom pinkys
also the sharty marine behind the bruntefly mech starts firing his heavy bolter at astrojarty's head
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>>107154'dmin 2 and chudbot the only ones with a pretty high resistance to goon hypno so they are able to resist and attack the goonbot, the chudmech using his arm energy railgun while kuznetsov pulls out a ak47 with armor piercing ammo and starts firing at the goonbot
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>>107178your post ended with 5 is it bad or is it good marge
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>>107179They have some resistance
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>>107155>>107169>>107173>>107177The Goonbot resorts to psyops. He brings in a massive TV and streams fetish brimstone. Everyone either pops a weird boner or is disgusted with the content.
Chud Mech is very disgusted. He blasts his green ray at Goonbot's TV, censoring some of the content.
The damage has already been done. Pretty much everyone, except for 'dmin 2 and Chud Mech, get stunned for this turn and the next.
'dmin 2 summons 15 crickets.
The goontroon leaks pink neopuss crap on the Chud Mech. Chud attempts to hold in his puke. Rolan in the post.
'dmin 2 searches the goontroons for lootable AK's. They're vantablack brimstone-tier raisin that has no redeeming qualities. Their oddball cartridge is weaker than 9mm. 'dmin 2 cusses at the dusty weapons, but reluctantly grabs one.
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>>107181Also, the Koalyma helicopter crashesbecause of the Goon Hypno.
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>>107181'admin 2 uses the stolen ak to shoot the gooner firing at chudmech. and then mag dumping at the screen
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>>107171Nupol Aryan waste no time and leap onto Astrojarty to perform 10 consecutive swing while Dreadnaught shoot down every caconegroes along with the tanks and this time please get the shartycord and Nate higger to actually fight off brownies
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>>107171Hyperborean retard bless nupol Aryan with extra buff and dollist's demolition corp provide firing support for the ground unit
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also OP if you're reading this can i do a cool prompt cause i have a pretty gemmy idea
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>>107188i look like this btw
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This is definitely a multi-turn prompt.
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>>107174TURN 1/2, DO NOT RESPONDThe Democacas hand 'dmin 3 an M24 sniper weapon system sniper. He shoots a caconigger, without hesitance, because he was thinking about doing it. He racks the bolt.
The thumpercacas fire their grenades at Astro Jarty, for a medium amount of damage.
Cyborgcaca engages in combat with the Brownies and the Caconegroes, sustaining damage during the encounter. He uses his weaponry on the Caconegroes, doing heavy damage. He finishes off a wounded caco, using his M202 non-incendiary…
The Heavy Bolter marine opens a burst of rocket bullets upon the Astro. It does similar levels of damage to the thumpercacas.
Astro Jarty uses his last functioning laser on the Israeli tank. This causes it to explode, heavily wounding its occupants. Sharty Marines basically have 9 lives, and the explosion took a few of them away. They lay stunned for now, and the next turn.
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>>107184>>107185>>107187TURN 2/2Hyperborean Retard buffs and resusicates Nupol Aryan and Nate Higgers.
Nate leads a Shartycord charge to finally get rid of the Brownies. Just like in Doom, the Brownies are particularly vulnerable to chainsaws!
The Dreadnought fires his guns into the Caconegroes, grounding and killing two of them.
Nupol Aryan boards Jarty Astro's lid, and executes a 10-swing attack. This nudges Astro Jarty's health into the orange.
Astro Jarty vomits slop all over Nupol Aryan, pushing him several meters away, and scarring his skin.
Upon impact, Nupol's spine produces a loud crack. He squirms on the floor, but with the help of the Speedbrew, he sucks up the pain momentarily.
'dmin 1 whips out an ancient card that was given to him by Chud Wizard during the Captain Coal Insurgency. It can only be used once per year, and it has to be reserved for the most dire of situations…
He summons The Champion!
â„–107193[Quote]
>>8856049
ohnonononono nui adventure cacas…i forgot to add the space before the arrow ill kill myself
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>>107192THE CHAMPION with two precise shots of his
esoteric fiery rocket rifle dispatches the two niggerhell demons attacking the cacas with ease and then starts firing at astro jarty.
meanwhile 'dmin six looks at the champion and hecin reocgnizes him
>Oh my..admin thrembo..its him the chud veteran hes still fighting on even after getting killed by a jartysaurus albeit that fact inspires me somewhat. â„–107196[Quote]
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>>107195you did not see ANYTHING
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>>107192the esoteric vvizard summons a cannister of sproke and nearby shartycord soldiers grab it to recharge the bruntefly mech
astro chud shoots off the niggerhell baron thats on the dreadnought too
â„–107198[Quote]
>>107183Chudmech really can't hold it in… he pukes all over his mech's visor, rendering him blind.
'dmin 2 shoots the goontroon. The goontroon turns around and shoots back a few times. 'dmin 2 gains the advantage.
Goonbot Jr. tosses the goonTV at Chudmech. It squishes the Goontroon. 'dmin 2 barely avoids the TV.
Chudmech is pinned by the GoonTV, and suffers some dents. The GoonTV is broken and catches on fire.
â„–107199[Quote]
>>107198Chudmech remembers that the now recharged anti matter ray is perfectly lined up with the goonbot's torso cause of his photographic memory so he fires it before exploding due the vomit getting into sensitive circuitry. Kuznetsov then commands the cricketsov horde to charge, they charge goonbot climbing all over the robot and getting inside any crevices and holes in his armor and start biting off and BTFOing any circuitry or cables inside while kuznetsov lights up a cuban cigar boosting his morale
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>>107199Rolan chydmech demise
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Rolan explosion radii
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>>107199Chudmech fires his last Antimatter ball, using muscle memory and reflex. The shot is so lucky that it initiates Total Goonbot Death. The Goonbot Jr. has a spontaneous core meltdown, causing its nuclear cell to blast all of its energy upwards. All of Goonbot Jr.'s internal parts get fried and destroyed.
Chudmech also suffers core meltdown. His mech explodes into several pieces…
Parts from both people rain down. Luckily, it misses everybody.
'dmin 2 doesn't have to take action. Neither does his crickets. He holds back his tears.
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>>107203FUCK IT WE BALL Nupol Aryan pop a second speedbrew which numb all his pain temporarily , 'dmin 3 and democaca concentrate their fire power toward the remaining caconegroes while shartycord defend them from any brownie attack .
Hyperborean retard channel schizo edit vision into astrojarty psyche blinding him before astrochud ram into astrojarty with full speed .
Nupol Aryan begin sprinting before leaping into the air toward Astrojarty, extending his mimicry and put his everything in a three devastating swing just like his hecking favourite character guts from berserk.
Dreadnaught noticing nupol Aryan intend fires all of his weapon into astrojarty to soften him up before Nupol Aryan strike him
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>>107206Pipe down nigger I don't wanna hear your unfounded complaint that based on conjecture
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>>107204Rolan this complex plan
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rolan astrochud, 7 or more = unscathed, 3 or less = soyacided + damage
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>>107210Yup we're so back
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>>107203after goonbot was destroyed..protokleki drops down from the hill and challenges 'dmin 2 to a 1v1.
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>>107194>>107197>>107204Nupol Aryan gets up and chugs another Speedbrew. He's ready to end the battle NOW! The protests his pain receptors make are silenced. Now, he'll crash in five turns…
The Champion fires a burst into a Brownie, while the Democacas work on the Caconegro.
The Champion finishes off Caconegro.
Hyperborean casts Schizo Blind on the Astro Jarty, softening him up.
The Shartycord keeps defending against the Brownies in the background. Nate Higgers chainsaws another one.
Astro Chud rams into Astro Jarty, softening him a little mote.
Dreadnought fires some medium caliber bullets, softening Astro Jarty more.
Nupol Chud jumps onto the Dreadnought, then leaps towards Astro Jarty. His sword fully extends, and he prepares a mighty swing… Astro Jarty is fully softened up, and will take extra damage.
MULTIROLLThe first five replies determine the level of damage and the outcome that comes with it. The last numbers of each will be averaged into one number, rounded upward. If the average number exceeds 5, Astro Jarty gets killed.
Dubs adds one to this number, trips adds two to this number. If it's above 7, Astro Jarty gets gibbed.
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It's time to roll, SLFs
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roll nigger roll
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>>107213Rolling on my own post
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>>107215this 0 just ruined the gibbing potential
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Current Avg = 4.5
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>>107217Unless we get dubs or trips
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You have to reply to the post directly or say roll for it to count btw
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>>107221That'll happen at the end
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FUCKING ROLL
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>>107227>>107225Current avg = 5.25