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 â„–105827[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.

BEGIN
As observed in the previous thread (https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.

 â„–105926[Quote]

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>>105923
>>105924
Nuchud tries to attach himself to the imp, but this very obviously fails, and nobody knows why he did this.
Cobson Gargantuar screams
>HAHAHA, I'LL TAKE TWO FOR ONE! SEE YOU IN HELL!
He jumps in the portal, taking Nuchud and Gregory with him…

Meanwhile…

In the Niggervoid, the three freefall. They are torn apart in a rather painful fashion.
>I FEEL BLISS, GETTING TO SEE MY ENEMIES DISINTEGRATE.
Nuchud scrambles for a get out of jail free card… he finds an Rare teleport, of which there's not a Common variant… In this instance, it can take himself and Gregory out of this deadly dimension… but they have to both touch the same card…
>HAHAHA, I KNOW YOU GOT A TELEPORT. YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH GREGORY IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!!

 â„–105927[Quote]

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I chudhate making errors

 â„–105928[Quote]

>>105926
marioman grabs the knife and throws it into the niggervoid portal and hit's gargantuar in the other eye, blinding him

 â„–105929[Quote]

>>105926
Lil chud and gregory propel themselves and touch the card at the same time

 â„–105930[Quote]

>>105929
Oh waits thats nuchud

 â„–105931[Quote]

>>105929
They eat meximutt taco causing massive crap which propelled them toward the card

 â„–105932[Quote]

>>105926
marty gets up and takes a raisin

 â„–105933[Quote]

>>105931
Brap*
I hate autocorrect award

 â„–105934[Quote]

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>>105928
>>105929
>>105931
Marioman tries to assist Nuchud and Gregory with a last resort move, or a Hail Mary, if you're a Catholic or into Football…
The velocity is similar to the velocity of those falling in the niggervoid… it's effectively slow enough for Cobson Gargantuar to swat away.
Nuchud braps hard to touch Greg, but is swatted away by Gargantuar…
Gregory cries out
<Listen, Nuchud… save yourself! The void is eating us too fast! Go!
Gargantuar goads Nuchud.
>DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. KEEP TRYING TO SAVE THE POLEraisin. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 â„–105935[Quote]

>>105934
nuchud grabs the knife and stabs gargantuar with it

 â„–105936[Quote]

>>105934
Nuchud cast a decent magic Lasso and pull Gregory in with it

 â„–105937[Quote]

>>105934
Gregory throws nuchud his rifle to remember him by before he lunges at the gargantuan savagely beating him up with his fists and putting xim in a chokehold

 â„–105938[Quote]

Also it would been better outcome if you niggers just tie gargantua legs with a rope and pull him into the void instead

 â„–105939[Quote]

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>>105935
>>105936
>>105937
>>105938
Nuchud lassos Gregory, and they both get closer. Gargantuar is in between them, preventing their mutual contact.
They both beat Gargantuar.
>I CAINT FEEL ANYTHING BUT EUPHORIA, I ALREADY WON!
Everyone's mind get cloudy as the Niggervoid digs deeper.
<USE TELEPORT USE TELEPORT! BRAIN MUSH!

 â„–105940[Quote]

>>105939
DO IT NOW , THE EFFECT WILL RIPPLE THROUGH THE LASSO

 â„–105941[Quote]

the auditor from madness combat appears

 â„–105942[Quote]

>>105941
meds NOW

 â„–105943[Quote]

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>>105940
Nuchud activates the teleport card at the last moment. They arrive to the surface…
<Uhhh durrrr…. wauh
>Hahahaha
>troons… argh

Marioman cries
>I think we have to incinerate it…

 â„–105944[Quote]

>>105943
quick! give them some chlorine dioxide!

 â„–105945[Quote]

>>105943
Meanwhile in goonerhell, the gooners have elected dr goon as their new president after root got killed at the end of cobman adventure

 â„–105946[Quote]

>>105943
Warmplier and calmplier each respectively pull Gregory and nuchud away from gargantuan while other find something to crush him

 â„–105947[Quote]

You know what ? Someone just go somersault curbstomp gargantua head until it's nothing but mushes

 â„–105948[Quote]

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>>105945
(Queued)

>>105944
>>105946
Giant Caca arrives.
>hewb i need treatment for mouth sting…
>waid a minube… i hab the unibersew tweatbent
He hands Warmplier water purification tablets, aka Chlorine Dioxide.
<dont know wtf this is but i won't argue with a giant baby…
Warmplier administers the chemical to the being. Maybe it'll help, maybe it won't… who knows?
They attempt to pull Nuchud and Greg from the fleshpile.
>Dude, we need to surgically remove these niggas.

 â„–105949[Quote]

>>105947
Missed this one but the caca should do this geg

 â„–105950[Quote]

>>105948
lil chuddy starts rapping emotionally about the demise of nuchud or something

 â„–105951[Quote]

>>105948
miraculously, the chlorine dioxide actually heals them a good amount, but they are still fused together, so maybe find a scalpel or something?

 â„–105952[Quote]

>>105951
also mariomans knife fell into the niggervoid, so he can't use that to seperate them unfortunately

 â„–105953[Quote]

>>105950
Nuchud ain't gonna die nigga he's built for indomitable human spirit and hyperborea , dying now would be a waste since FROOT himself give him second wind

 â„–105954[Quote]

>>105951
Just straight out rip gargantuan skin that attach to both of them using giantcaca hand while not damaging both of their skin

 â„–105955[Quote]

>>105948
Use magic to fuse nuchud and gregory into one being a ultimate aryan evropean gigachud

 â„–105956[Quote]

>>105953
I never said he would die, lil chuddy just thinks hes about to die

 â„–105957[Quote]

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>>105953
>>105950
>>105951
>>105952
>>105954
>>105955
>>105956
Lil Chuddy begins a bar
>Oh homie got another chromie
>We shared the same story
>We were always best buddies
>Now he's fused with a zombie…
Miraculously, Nuchud and Gregory gain back their cognition and vitality.
>>That's some fire you're spitting, Lil Chuddy, but I think you should change the tune a lil'
>Bro, I'm glad you survived…
>>We're still stuck to this nigger…
Marioman says
>If I had a knife…
Greg asks
<Could you rip us out of this zombie?
>That'd probably kill all of you, dude.
Patrick Chudson says
>My team is equipped with medical knives…
<Okay, so cut us surgically, and attach us to that baby.
The caca says
>Nub uh.
Sharty toilet says
>We should merge them, actually.
Hmm… so many suggestions. What plan will Marioman enact?

 â„–105958[Quote]

>>105955
One problem , Gregory isn't aryan it's like calling slavic Aryan

 â„–105959[Quote]

>>105957
use the medical knifes to seperate them, and give them some more chlorine dioxide o algo, that's it i guess

 â„–105960[Quote]

>>105958
Gregory is half polish and half hyperborean albeit

 â„–105961[Quote]

>>105957
also why would they attach them to the baby lol, very random

 â„–105962[Quote]

>>105957
Lil chud has higher compatibility than the rest since he also touched by Aryan vril but make this a temporary power up before they split off again

 â„–105963[Quote]

>>105957
Listen to sharty toilet dude

 â„–105964[Quote]

I chudlove balancing powerlevel for thrilling fighting scene

 â„–105965[Quote]

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>>105959
>>105960
>>105961
>>105962
>>105963
>>105964
Everyone agrees to surgicaly remove the two from what was once Cobson Gargantuar.
<Wowz I can't feel a thing…
>Agh… I don't feel so great. I'm definitely missing something.
A lot of blood pours. Merging is recommended…
Warmplier applies more clorine dioxide for now.

 â„–105966[Quote]

>>105965
warmplier burns the gargantuar corpse to ash, and they dump the ash into the niggervoid portal

 â„–105967[Quote]

>>105964
>>105965
MERGE THEM USING ARYAN MAGIC NOW NOW NOW

 â„–105968[Quote]

>>105965
You merge them, but their minds become intertwined

 â„–105969[Quote]

>>105968
Their minds merge becoming one vrilled up entity

 â„–105970[Quote]

>>105968
Make it temporary so to not messes with their mind any further, the longer the merge the higher risk . Last for 5 turn or something

 â„–105971[Quote]

>>105970
Marge it shouldnt be temporary albeit

 â„–105972[Quote]

>>105971
Having overpowered character isn't fun thoughie

 â„–105973[Quote]

>>105972
Ermm true but jarty forces have a lot of bosses..jartytoilet, goonbot, gooner froot

 â„–105974[Quote]

>>105973
it should temporary because… IT JUST HEKKIN SHOULD OK?

 â„–105975[Quote]

>>105973
I have some creative ideas on how to kill them using whatever resources lying around while conserving energy for hard boss fight

 â„–105976[Quote]

Idk maine let op decide

 â„–105977[Quote]

>>105970
>>105974
>>105976
Jarty does have some really OP shiet. A muscly superhuman with a gun doesn't threaten them all that much.

 â„–105978[Quote]

>>105977
Make him be able to use hyperborean lighting becsuse its awesome

 â„–105979[Quote]

>>105978
He'll have the swiss knife magical card deck to be able do that.

 â„–105980[Quote]

>>105979
Aight once i get on my laptop ill introduce a few more characters to help shartycord

 â„–105981[Quote]

>>105977
Wait until I had nuchud to open up a portal Infront of speeding bullet train and redirect it toward one of them , see how they like getting dat BBT shove down their throats

 â„–105982[Quote]

Im going to start one hell of a war they'll never seen before

 â„–105983[Quote]

Can we please just not derail?

 â„–105984[Quote]

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>>105966
>>105967
>>105968
>>105969
Warmplier sets the "waste" from the procedure on fire and tosses it into the Niggervoid pit.
Lil Chud facilitates the second three way merge in the entire adventure. The resulting entity is a superhuman aryan.
<We are so back…
Marioman smiles…
>Heh, and they call us the Auxiliary team…

 â„–105985[Quote]

>>105983
We're not , just trying to kill gargantua and get it over with already

 â„–105986[Quote]

>>105984
the niggervoid portal closes

 â„–105987[Quote]

Alright where the hell do we go now ?

 â„–105988[Quote]

>>105984
also, what are the gooners and 4cucks doing? just wanna know

 â„–105989[Quote]

>>105987
There's a batmech to be upgraded and an empire to raid.

 â„–105990[Quote]

>>105984
The spirit of hitler starts speaking to the new superhuman and all the achievements of the white race flashes in front of the superhumans eyes

 â„–105991[Quote]

>>105984
fix up the cordbot

 â„–105992[Quote]

>>105989
which empire?

 â„–105993[Quote]

>>105989
Henry and dmin 7 go to team golden and install the anti teleporter on the bat mech

 â„–105994[Quote]

>>105989
Alright get everyone to perform medical check up and patch themselves up before proceeding, we need to get them prepare for whatever horror that jarty throw at us

 â„–105995[Quote]

Who is the leader of the jarty empire?

 â„–105996[Quote]

>>105995
i think it's the jarty astro but idk

 â„–105997[Quote]

>>105995
Astro jarty is the leader, jarty bvll is the general

 â„–105998[Quote]

>>105989
Due to the merge , the Aryan can duel wield both deck card and combine different spell to fullest lethal effects

 â„–105999[Quote]

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>>105986
>>105998
>>105994
>>105990
>>105991
>>105993
The entire party gets a free heal, since it's a military base.
The spirit of Hitler arrives and tells Nupol Aryan that he can dual wield the card deck.

Meanwhile, 'dmin 7 and Henry arrive to the camp of Group A and B.
<This is an anti-teleporter. It can close portals and interfere with teleporters. We want to install it on the Batmech.
^Go ahead. Also, check on Group C, please.

 â„–106000[Quote]

>>105999
what are the gooners and 4cucks doing? wanna know what they are up to

 â„–106001[Quote]

>>106000
Gooners are with the jarty gponin and dilating and 4cuck is back on their homeland dealing with sharty partisans

 â„–106002[Quote]

Hey, I'm the Soyowad guy again lmao
I'mma join in on this

 â„–106003[Quote]

>>105999
Anti teleporter is installed and the auxilary squad is patching themselves up and preparing to head out whenever dmin 6 says to

 â„–106004[Quote]

>>105999
Meanwhile, Soyowad was patching himself up from the FingerScorpions in some Abandoned Place

 â„–106005[Quote]

Nupol Aryan stock up some red bull and monster energy (it's just like hecking mana potion or something) while grabbing few glass bottle filled with napalm and alas amphetamine (Hitler gave this to his soldiers during WW2 that's where the claim of supersoldier came from )

 â„–106006[Quote]

>>105999
Forgot to ping award

 â„–106007[Quote]

Correction : it's methamphetamine not amphetamine

 â„–106008[Quote]

>>106006
>ping
kys discord tranny

 â„–106009[Quote]

>>106008
Give me a fucking break , I been detoxing from social media for months including this site and got mixed up

 â„–106010[Quote]

>>106009
alright

 â„–106011[Quote]

Bed time's creeping up on my end

 â„–106012[Quote]

>>105999
Start marching to jarty after installing the anti teleporter

 â„–106013[Quote]

>>106011
Yeah, I get it lol

 â„–106014[Quote]

>>106011
Goodnight see u in 8 hours

 â„–106015[Quote]

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auditor appears

 â„–106016[Quote]

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>>106015
jebus appears

 â„–106017[Quote]

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>>106016
hank appears

 â„–106018[Quote]

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cat appears

 â„–106019[Quote]

>>106015
>>106017
>>106016
just a bunch o troons obsessed with their troonslop, dni

 â„–106020[Quote]

>>106019
>madness combat is troonslop
neos0ifloopies…

 â„–106021[Quote]

>>106020
it is, retard
host, or creator draw furry goonslop and supports blm or something

 â„–106022[Quote]

>>106021
yeah but the series/animations etc are aryan coded, so it's still a gem despite it's gay tranny creator

 â„–106023[Quote]

>>106022
its still
>LE COLORFUL TROONSLOP WEEEEW IM AUTISTIK AND I LOVE THAT!
type of raisin

 â„–106024[Quote]

>>106023
it existed before you were even born lil nigger, also there's not that many colors, it's mostly grey, so you have been DEBOONKED chuddy

 â„–106025[Quote]

>>106024
>its mostly grey WEW which just DEBOONKS all you said
NIGGER ITS AGE CHANGES NOTHING, ITS STILL TROONSLOP MADE BY A GAY HIV NIGGER



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